I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After returning to the home where I lived with my father, the matter of Xiaoqin still troubled me.

"Hey, hey, didn't expect that? The price of the Zhengtai I bought has increased again!"

Dad's room door was open, and he was sitting in front of the computer, having a terrible conversation with a client on the other end of the network.

Of course, my dad wasn't a human trafficker, and while he was useless, he wasn't that depraved either.

Because I couldn't bear the blow of my mother's divorce from him, I resigned from the position of a university lecturer, and I was pulled to such a big age by the income of opening a shop alone.

Normally, you should thank such a father, right?When I was less than one month old, my mother eloped with a foreign teacher in the same university, and I don't know where she is today.Even seeing the old photos my father treasured, the woman with a sweet smile in the photos can't make me feel warm about my mother at all.

Dad is not short, he should be 183cm, but his legs are a bit short (I am also this type of body), and a pair of black-rimmed glasses looks elegant, like a university lecturer.He is also very kind to me. He doesn't tell me what I can do and what I can't do as an elder. Instead, he uses the way of a friend to communicate with me on an equal footing.

Are you still not satisfied with such a father?I believe many people will accuse me of greed and insufficiency.

——But Dad's Taobao store is really embarrassing!

Harmony.I mentioned it once before, specifically, it is sold to those nerds who are unwilling to contact with society and have completely failed in life, to deal with abnormal sexual desires.

For example, comics, aircraft cups, prostate stimulation jumping eggs, hand-figures of cartoon beautiful girls in naked clothes, naked cat-ear girl pillows in shy poses, full-scale silicone inflatable dolls...

Once, my dad even promised me mysteriously that as long as I can get in the top ten of the class (there are only 34 students in our class), I can get the right to choose one of the best things in the store.

"I recommend the Masturbation Cup! The rating of the r model is very good!" He suggested wretchedly.

I rejected my dad with a chill all over my body.

At my age, there are almost no boys who hate porn, but no matter what, I don’t want my dad to know what shit I bought, let alone jerk off with something my dad gave me.

Sometimes, it is really a headache to have a dad who is older than you, and even often comes to try to communicate with you the latest address of the h station.

And Dad wasn't like this before.

It wasn't until he was abandoned by his mother that he degenerated into this step by step.

"Huh? Isn't that **** book not good-looking? Then how about reading this "Three Sows"?" Dad's chatting voice came again.

I closed the door of Dad's room in disgust.

I am also a boy who has entered puberty, and it is undeniable that the piles of boxes of sex were once full of temptation to me.But whenever I see the inadvertently lonely expression on my father's face, I am terrified of women.

More than once, Dad locked himself in a room after getting drunk, crying and calling a woman's name.

That should be my biological mother, right?A mother who could abandon her own son without hesitation, but the father who was devastated still can't forget it.

What kind of destructive power is this!

That's why, there are many beautiful girls in school, but none of them can attract my favor.

—I know they have venom worse than cobras.

So I really miss the time when I fought against Xiaobawang, passionate and pure, and Ren Xiaoqin who softly asked to be my girlfriend, but I always felt her fangs hidden behind her smile.

The doorbell rang, and it was my dad who ordered takeaway. I glanced at the dining table, and sure enough, I found the change my dad had prepared under the tea pot, and gave it to the delivery boy.

"Come out and eat!"

After being called out more than three times by me, my dad reluctantly left the computer and wiped out two boxes of rice with me.

Dad flipped through a copy of "Strawberry 100%" while eating.

"Don't read while eating!"

The roles of father and son are almost completely reversed.

"By the way, Dad, do you still remember that Aunt Ren who lived in the courtyard before the move?"

"Oh, isn't it our neighbor? Remember! She's hot! Look! Does she look like this character in the comics?"

He held up the manga and showed me a lively nude woman out of the bath.

"Stop making trouble!" I was very angry and wanted to snatch the comics, but my father quickly avoided it.

"Dad, how much do you... know about Aunt Ren's child?"

I pretended not to be eager for an answer.

"Ha, isn't that the tomboy who goes crazy all day long! It seems... his name is Xiaoqin! He really doesn't look like a girl at all, how can he marry when he grows up!"

Dad sighed while stuffing food into his mouth.

It turns out that Dad already knew that Xiaoqin was a girl!Am I the only one in the dark?

After being bullied by the little bully, out of manly self-esteem, I always said that I fell the injury on my body, and I accidentally lost the robot toy... I have been bullied so many times, as long as I tell my dad once , Dad will tell me that Xiaoqin is actually a girl, and I won't misunderstand it for so many years!

Thinking about it this way made me even more depressed. After eating, I went back to the bedroom to take a nap in silence.

Damn you little overlord, I got up so early on the weekend, the fight didn't go through, and Brother Optimus Prime didn't come back, what a failure.

Looking at the fitness equipment at the foot of the bed, I suddenly felt like an idiot.

Dumbbells, sandbags with leggings, chest muscle exerciser... I can't even feel a little bit of enthusiasm, so I'll just be a lazy person in the future.

Speaking of which, Xiaoqin said that she lived at home for three years, right?If you don't go out for three years, your muscles will shrink, right?Haven't you lost the courage of Xiaobawang?Doesn't it matter if you don't go to school for another three years?In other words, I really don't know where the school Xiaobawang has been attending all this time. Is there really someone who gives pure family education to their children like Zheng Yuanjie?

Damn it!Why do I keep thinking about her?

The little bully made me not only take a nap and insomnia, but also didn't sleep well at night.

I hope to have a dream of beating up the little bully, at least to vent my anger in the dream.As a result, when I successfully knocked him to the ground and got on his waist to punch another hundred punches, his ferocious face disappeared.

It turned into Ren Xiaoqin's face that she saw today.

Snow-white skin, long eyelashes, big misty eyes, soft pale pink lips...

"Hit it until you're relieved..." Xiaoqin said, turning her head to the side, as if she was letting the mermaid go.

I woke up from my dream screaming, and the fluorescent electronic watch next to the bed showed that it was three o'clock in the morning.

I actually had a physical reaction, a physical reaction to Xiaoqin in the dream.

No, it's just a coincidence. At three o'clock in the morning, adolescent boys will naturally become like this, and they can calm down by going to the toilet.

I will never have any feelings for Xiaoqin. The only reason why I can't forget her is that she hasn't returned Brother Optimus Prime yet.

It must be so.

For some reason, I couldn't fall asleep again after I came back from the toilet. It seemed that I was afraid that I would continue to have similar dreams if I fell asleep.

My head is full of things about Xiaoqin, bastard!

This is not a good sign!The savage image of the little bully in my mind was gradually replaced by the weak figure of Xiaoqin—my old enemy just disappeared for no apparent reason!

No, it's better to say that it has changed into a more terrifying form.

Like a mother who abandoned her father, a more evil and vicious form.

As long as you are bitten by their fangs, you will never be able to recover for a lifetime.

I see!The bully just wants to bully me in another way!

When I had the advantage in physical strength, he used his fist to hurt my breasts. Now that the advantage is lost, she turned into a cute little girl again, trying to invade my heart. After I fell into her emotional trap and couldn't extricate myself, she showed me The fangs gave me a fatal blow!

She wants to turn me into a wretched creature as sad as Dad!

Thinking of this, my whole body is in cold sweat.

Terrible, terrible!Fortunately, I was smart enough to see through her trick.

Never agree to her request!What boyfriend and girlfriend, they obviously want to play with the feelings of an innocent boy like me!

Even if this refusal doesn't make you give up, I will defend against all your future attacks!

If you dress up to flatter me, I will deliberately say that you are ugly, ugly like Sister Feng.

If you make a bento box for me like in the comics, I will deliberately eat a bite and spit it out, saying that it is really unpalatable and it is not as good as pig food.

If you are chatting with other girls, I will deliberately approach the other girl and invite her to watch a movie or something in front of you.

In a word, it's just playing tricks, and in turn bullying you bitterly!

Don't blame me, it was you who declared war on me first, and you forced me to do it.

After making the above decision, I finally managed to fall asleep.

Having lost the sharp iron fist of the Xiaobawang era, that beautiful snake named Ren Xiaoqin wanted to inject the toxin named "Ai Lian" into my body, it was doomed to be wishful thinking.

I'm so smart.