I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the class bell rang for 5 minutes, I returned to my seat. This class is old man Zhang’s Chinese class. Although the old man is a bit confused, he is definitely not a soft persimmon like Teacher Yu. It is hard to sleep in his class. Don't even think about it.

Out of curiosity, I peeked at Ren Xiaoqin at the next table, is she still crying?

This... this radiant and golden smiling face... Xiaoqin, who did you learn how to change faces in Sichuan opera?

Xiaoqin, who was hiding behind the Chinese textbook and snickering, found me looking at her, and fiddled with her bangs embarrassingly.

"What are you laughing at? Didn't you get bullied by me?"

I finally couldn't help asking.

"Because, because when get out of class was over, the monitor and other female students came to comfort me."

"That's nothing to be happy about, is it?"

"But, I was treated as a real girl by my classmates! I'm so happy!"

"You are supposed to be!"

I don't think her gender identity disorder will ever be cured.

"They even invited me to go to the bathroom together!"

"What is there to be proud of?"

"It's the women's toilet!"

Nonsense, if you want to enter the men's room, you will not be allowed to enter!Also, when it comes to the women's restroom, quickly put away that bloody excited expression of yours!Those who don't know will really think you are a pervert who is a womanizer!

"Listen to the class carefully! Don't look at old man Zhang who is always smiling, if you make him angry, no one can save you!"

"Yes—" Xiaoqin agreed honestly, and really went to listen to the class seriously.

No, I just chatted with her again, which violated my established combat policy. Shouldn't I continue to bully her so that she hates me?

Huh?Are the shoes she is wearing new?The cute looking canvas shoes with pink stripes, shouldn't you step on such new shoes according to the convention?

I was going to stretch out my right leg to step on Xiaoqin's shoe, but I found that because the leg was not long enough, it seemed to be more difficult. (dad i hate you)

I had to move the stool to the right, and this time it was within reach. (Be careful not to let old man Zhang find out)

When Xiaoqin was listening to the class, her two feet were neatly placed under the desk. I stretched out the pull-back sneaker on my right foot and stepped on her pair of canvas shoes cruelly.

In fact, I didn't use much force, just to step on her shoes and make her sad. Don't girls pay attention to their dress?

When I touched her vamp, I felt Xiaoqin's whole body tremble, and then her note-taking action also slowed down.

Haha really sad!I will just step on you for the whole Chinese class!get angry!Let's break out!Kick my knees with shoes, hit my head with textbooks, poke my eyes with ballpoint pens!

No no no, the last item is terrible, let's cancel it.

Xiaoqin has been able to bear it all the time, even if I gradually put my weight on my right foot, she didn't make a sound.

On the contrary, he slowly resumed the speed of taking notes, and he looked very eager to learn.

"Hey, I'm stepping on your shoes! New shoes!"

I couldn't help but opened my mouth again.

"Hmm... Ye Lin, am I, am I comfortable?"

Xiaoqin looked as shy as a newlywed wife.

"Ah? What did you say?"

"I mean, classmate Ye Lin stepped on me because it would make classmate Ye Lin feel comfortable?"

Comfortable fart!My legs are not long enough, I almost get cramps if I keep doing this!

"Are you sick? Ren Xiaoqin? Why aren't you angry at all when I bully you so much?"

"I'm sick! That's why I want Ye Lin to be my boyfriend... Ah, I'm so embarrassed to say it!"

"If you're shy, don't say it! Turn me back into a little overlord to unify the underworld, or go with someone else's Lily! Don't pester me!"

"But... Although the monitor said that Ye Lin is a bad student who stabs people outside with a knife and sells ecstasy, and told me not to associate with you, I know you are not like that!

what! ?It turns out that the girls in the class monitor spoke ill of me behind my back!Monitor, did the ecstasy pills I sell come from you?Did you see me selling it to your brother or something?Why do you have to push me to the path of crime?

Ah, no, my leg is so numb...

I snorted and retreated above Xiaoqin's canvas shoes.

"Ye, Ye Lin, why are you leaving? Yes, is it that you don't feel comfortable enough for me?"

Xiaoqin kept her original posture with her legs crossed, hoping that I would continue to step on her.

The glasses brother on the right is looking over here, I don’t want him to hear a few more words, otherwise he might announce loudly after class: “Ye Lin thinks that classmate Ren Xiaoqin is not comfortable enough, and has already abandoned her!”

Playing with a girl in one class, and abandoning her in the next class, what kind of scum am I! ?

I'm ignoring you, I'm going to read, because my Chinese grades are super bad, and old man Zhang doesn't like me in the first place.

Although Kan Dashan's ability is not bad, and I can even do doggerel, but my handwriting is extremely bad, many of the words are like cockroaches crawling out of a broken leg, don't even think about rolling the noodles.

And once I forget to write a character, I like to create Chinese characters, similar to Wu Zetian's "赵", which I don't even know myself afterwards.

In terms of propositional composition, I especially like free play.

Last time, I had an essay advocating patriotism, and as I wrote it, it became a suggestion for China’s expansion. I wrote, “Attack India first, because India is weak and the land is still very fertile. It can supplement China’s poverty by attacking it.” of arable land resources..."

Old man Zhang gave me a big zero and wrote a comment saying "The composition is off topic, little fascist".

I didn't digress!My composition is obviously filled with surging patriotic enthusiasm!And what does Little Fascist mean?Old man Zhang, you are more extreme than Shusha and the others!In their eyes, I am only at the level of Hongxing Pheasant, but to you, I am already on par with Hitler!

While worrying about my Chinese grades, Xiaoqin wanted to chat with me again.

"Student Ye Lin, I read the letter you wrote to me again last night..."

letter?It was the letter from me inviting you to a duel. That letter was not for you, but for Xiaobawang. How could that kind of letter be worth reading over and over again?

"Go to bed early at night! What's so good about a broken letter!"

"How can you say that? That was the first love letter that Ye Lin sent me..."

"What love letter! It's a duel letter!"

I almost crushed the ballpoint pen in my hand.

"In short, I will keep that letter for the rest of my life, and pass it down from generation to generation as a family heirloom..."

"Burn the bastard right away!"

A letter written in such ugly characters will be passed down from generation to generation as a love letter, and it will be ridiculed by people centuries later!

"Don't talk to me again! Otherwise, I will bully you severely!"

I bared my canine teeth and made a very ferocious expression.

"I'm not afraid, anyway, classmate Ye Lin bullied me, it must be because he likes me?"

Xiaoqin gave me a lovely expression while talking.Ah, no, my heart is moving, the enemy's attack firepower is so fierce!My fortress is about to collapse!Be hard-hearted!Turn me into an inhuman evil ghost!

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"It's true! Because, because when I bullied classmate Ye Lin, it was because I liked you!"

"Don't compare your weird neural structure to me!"

"Hmm, there seems to be some students doing tricks down there!" Old man Zhang suddenly raised his voice.

I was as stiff as if I was being stared at by a Siberian tiger. I was broken. If I were asked to stand up and answer the question now, I would not know where I was talking!

"That female classmate who is not wearing a school uniform, stand up and read the natural paragraph I just said."

Unexpectedly, it was Xiaoqin who was asked by old man Zhang!Because Xiaoqin doesn't have a school uniform yet, so it's very conspicuous!Let Xiaoqin be my scapegoat!

But Xiaoqin picked up the textbook and started to read in a calm manner.

"The arrival of a swallow does not indicate spring, but when a flock of wild geese breaks through the mists of the warm March current, spring comes..."

Very standard text reading aloud!Almost catching up with the announcer level!The classmates are all looking at you with admiration!And the more I listen to it, the more I feel that Xiaoqin's voice is super nice!What is this kind of soft female voice that will make flowers and plants sprout in spring!

no!My heart, I'm about to lose!I must make Xiaoqin hate me!I must do more extreme things!

So when Xiaoqin finished answering the question and the teacher asked her to sit down, I suddenly pulled her chair away!

Unprepared, Xiaoqin fell to the ground and squatted!

It's solid, without a little cushion, and you'll cry because it's swollen from falling, right?

I was suddenly a little worried about how to deal with the subsequent gaffe.

"It hurts..." Xiaoqin sat down on the ground and looked at me with a bit of resentment, but she didn't cry or get angry like I imagined.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I didn't sit properly..." Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue, stood up and helped the chair back up, and made an appearance that she had to apologize because she disturbed the classroom order.Old man Zhang may have been concentrating on listening to Xiaoqin's text, but he didn't realize that I was the culprit who took away the chair.

Squad leader Shusha seemed to be staring at me fiercely.

Will you be unlucky after class?