I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Dad cooks noodles with fried sauce for dinner. Among the few foods that Dad can cook, noodles are pretty good.

Unfortunately, I was in a bad mood and didn't eat much.

"Why, did something not go your way at school?"

Dad raised his eyes from the comic book and asked me.

"No, I just didn't sleep well last night."

Although I ran into two eccentric female hooligans and dolls in one day, it was Ren Xiaoqin who gave me the most headache.

I didn't tell about Xiaoqin's matter, because it was too embarrassing, but if there is a parent-teacher meeting in the future, it will probably be revealed in all likelihood.

What's dad's attitude?Dad never urged me to study, nor did he say anything like prohibiting puppy love.

Xiaoqin used to live next door to our house, so to Dad, he is a familiar acquaintance, right?

Although Xiaoqin was very naughty before, but now she can be regarded as a graceful little beauty.

If my father said something like "It would be nice to have Xiaoqin as a daughter-in-law", I would lose my position completely.

For the time being, I have to hide it from my father.

"By the way, Xiaolin, can you do something for me tomorrow?"

Dad discussed with me.

"What's the matter? You put your hands together and talk to me, it must be a bad thing, right?"

"It's not a big deal, but at noon tomorrow, can you deliver this package of comic books to the buyer?"

Dad pointed to the comic books piled next to the refrigerator, wrapped in yellow kraft paper, about five books thick, and my schoolbag should be able to hold them.

"Isn't there SF Express? Why should I deliver it?"

"Well, because there is an old customer who lives very close to your school, but he can't arrive on the same day by express delivery. He is anxious to read the latest comics, so he asked me if there is any way... I just wanted to ask Xiaolin It's not convenient for you."

"I'm not inconvenient - but there must be porn in the package, right?"

"...Son, do we have any other comics besides H comics?"

Dad's rhetorical question made me dumbfounded.

"It seems that there are no more, but there are some edge-of-the-line comics, but the sales are not good... Sure enough, everyone's tastes are getting stronger?"

Unknowingly, I began to think about the business of the store.

Because my dad would get drunk one day a week, so I had to help take care of the business of the store.

I suddenly thought: Will I inherit my father's business in the future, and be the owner of an adult goods store that specializes in selling sex toys, and spend my whole life alone and sad among massage sticks and inflatable dolls every day?

I couldn't help but feel a chill.

In order not to forget about delivering the books tomorrow morning, I picked up the package and stuffed it into my schoolbag. By the way, I took a look at the address on the package. It was indeed very close to my school, just behind the snack street.

"Dad, I will help you deliver it during lunch break, so that customers can see it earlier. Anyway, we have two hours of lunch break."

"Haha, I knew my son was the best!"

Dad had a flattering expression on his face.

What a shame, Dad, I wish you could go back to college and teach!

Fortunately, I didn't have any more dreams that night and slept well.

学校规定的到校时间是7:50，我7: 吃完了饭，7:40才走出家门。

"Don't forget to give me comics!"

Dad told me later.

I will never forget that there is such an evil bag of things in my schoolbag, and I will feel uneasy before I give it away.

I hummed Jackie Chan's "Drunken Master" while walking towards the school.On both sides of the street are some selling early.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin!"

Ren Xiaoqin stood under the electric pole on the street, waving at me in a panic.

She looks like a young girl full of vigor.

The schoolbag on her back is not as bulging as it was yesterday. She probably put all the books that she won't use in class today at home.

Also, wearing a school uniform.

Girls sportswear with blue and white stripes.

As I expected, it was a little big. When Xiaoqin wore it, she hid both her hands in the sleeves, with only a little fingertips exposed.

Same as when I first met.

Correct me, it's as a girl, the same as when I first met.

I don't know if it has anything to do with me stepping on her feet yesterday, but Xiaoqin put on a pair of white sneakers today.

Don't you want to participate in sports activities?Why do you want to imitate me in wearing sneakers?

Could it be that you think it would be more convenient to wear sneakers when casting teleportation skills?

It was still quite cold in the morning, and Xiaoqin probably stood on the side of the street waiting for me for a long time, shivering, bouncing her feet back and forth to keep warm.

I glanced at her without saying a word, and planned to go around her directly.

"Student Ye Lin, it's me! Let's go to school together!"

Xiaoqin chased after her.

I snorted.

"Why are you here? If you go to school from the subway, you shouldn't pass this road, right?"

"Well... I have carefully studied the route that Ye Lin took to school a long time ago. Today, because I saw Ye Lin again, I was so excited that I got up at five o'clock in the morning. After arriving by subway, Buried... no, I'm waiting here."

You actually mean to say an ambush here, right?Ambush me here as a hunting target, right?This kind of persistence... Girls are really a terrible enemy!

"It's so nice to say... I haven't settled with you about what happened to Brother Optimus Prime yesterday!"

"Oh, I really want to mention this~"

Xiaoqin scratched her hair with her hands and pretended to be stupid.

"Yesterday I was only thinking about getting Ye Lin to go home early, but I accidentally forgot about it! I'm really sorry!"

I pouted and stared at her.

"Although I thought about bringing Brother Optimus Prime with me in my schoolbag, wouldn't it be difficult if Brother Optimus Prime was confiscated if the school bag was raided at school?"

What she said also makes sense, although they may not dare to check my schoolbag, but there is still a risk.When it comes to inspection, I am a little worried about the comics in my schoolbag. It would be embarrassing if someone sees it, especially if it is discovered by Xiaoqin, there may be some troubles.

Just looking at the cover of those h can completely ruin people's three views.

Xiaoqin went on to say sincerely:

"Next time Ye Lin sends me home, I will offer Brother Optimus Prime with both hands!"

"It's true! Classmate Ye Lin, if you look at me with such suspicious eyes, I will be very sad! If you don't believe... If I don't return it to you next time, you can lock the door of my house and do whatever you want." What do you do to me!"

I have no time for you.

Ignore you, you're going to annoy yourself soon, right?

Xiaoqin is still in high spirits.

"Student Ye Lin, go to school with me in the morning! I will come here early and wait for you!"

"..."

"Although I'm a bit rushed in the morning, I'm not tired at all when I think I can spend more time with Ye Lin!"

"..."

"It's so romantic to go to school together in the morning. I've decided to call this time the time for me and Ye Lin to make friends early!"

I can't help it anymore.

"What random name did you choose! What does the word 'Zaojiao' mean!?"

"It's time to talk together in the morning."

Xiaoqin didn't think there was anything wrong with her speech.

"In addition, there are 'morning handover' and 'late handover' time."

Xiaoqin clenched her hands into fists and raised them to her chest, looking very energetic.

"How is it? Ye Lin, is it enough to hand in three times a day?"

"roll!"

"Don't you think there are too few students Ye Lin? I don't care, I can improve to five friends a day..."

There was a stall selling steamed buns in front of it, and a man who looked like a waiter stood behind a tall steamer, looking boredly at the passers-by.

"Student Ye Lin, help me buy buns!"

She said and handed over some change.

"Won't you buy it yourself if you have money? And since you get up so early, why don't you have breakfast?"

"People, people thought that if Ye Lin didn't have breakfast, the two of them could find a place to eat together on the street. But, Ye Lin looked like he ate egg fried rice in the morning..."

"How do you know that I ate egg fried rice in the morning? Are you peeking at my house with a telescope!"

"Student Ye Lin has a greasy grain of rice sticking to his lips..."

I quickly licked this shameful grain of rice into my mouth.

Xiaoqin is still holding the change in her hand, hoping that I can help her buy buns.

"I'm not the owner of the steamed stuffed bun shop. If you just give the money to the waiter, won't you have steamed stuffed buns to eat?"

"But, but... I dare not talk to the waiter..."

"what?"

"I've said before that I...would dread talking to young men once I put on girls' clothes..."

"Although I'm not afraid of classmate Ye Lin, and if classmate Ye Lin is around, I will become more courageous, but, but...the waiter over there looks really scary, so I'd like to ask classmate Ye Lin to help me Buy it! If you don't help me, people will be hungry all morning!"

I glanced at the waiter in the shop, he was a very honest and honest person, I don't know what was scary about him.

Here Xiaoqin seems to have raised her hands sorely.

I sighed, took the change, and exchanged it for 10 buns from the waiter.

Hangzhou Xiaolongbao is very small, if it were me, 10 would not be enough to fit between the teeth.

Xiaoqin happily took it, took it in her hand and ate while walking.

Pad it with the napkin you carry with you, be careful not to let the oil drip on the school uniform, and pay attention to hygiene.

If you pay attention to hygiene so much, why not eat at home!Who knows if there is waste oil in the steamed stuffed buns at the roadside stalls?

But Xiaoqin looks cute when she eats.

Carefully took a bite, then chewed silently in his mouth, and finally swallowed with a satisfied expression.

Like a small animal being fed by you.

Eating while walking is of course not walking fast, because I was greedy to see Xiaoqin eating, and I didn't urge her.

As a result, the two of us were late together.