I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The last class in the morning is an information class, and the whole class has to be dragged to the computer classroom for class.

Compared with other classrooms, the computer classroom is heavily guarded, not to mention anti-theft doors and windows, and the curtains are always drawn tightly, fearing that outsiders will see the equipment inside.

Everyone felt that this was a bit of a big deal, because the 40 computers equipped here were not only outdated in model, but also a few of them would break down from time to time, so thieves would not steal here.

But the 50-inch large LCD screen in the multimedia classroom is quite valuable.

When I entered the computer classroom, I chose a seat randomly, first come, first served. I chose a seat on my right hand next to the window and sat down.

The classmates from behind poured in one after another. Xiaoqin was holding the information textbook with a smile, and wanted to sit next to me.

I muttered inwardly that it was not good, and when I looked up, I found that my classmate, the chubby Cao Jingshen, was standing not far away, trying to pick a place that would not be easily noticed by the teacher.

I took a step forward and grabbed his neck.

"Oh, hero, please spare me!" Cao Jingshen shrank his neck in fright, and after seeing that it was me, he shouted again: "Master Ye, please forgive me!"

I ignored him and pulled him over and put him next to me.

Cao Jingshen looked at me, then at Ren Xiaoqin, who was pouting and pouting angrily because of being robbed of his seat, and probably understood what was going on.

"Master Ye, wherever you tell me to sit, I will sit where the villain is." Cao Jingshen had a flattering expression.

Xiaoqin stared at Cao Jingshen a few times, but Cao Jingshen was frightened by my obscenity and dared not speak to Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin probably didn't dare to talk to the boy Cao Jingshen, so when she was hesitating, she was dragged away by the class monitor, Da Louba and others.

"Don't be with them, it'll bring you down."

In Shusha's eyes, Cao Jingshen and I are like two toads.

I think it's unfair to treat me like a toad, but Cao Jingshen deserves it all.

Because this little fat man is not a thing.

First of all, he has a wretched face, which is even worse than that of Wu Mengda.

Secondly, he is often mean, causing every boy and girl in the class to beat him up.

He obviously couldn't help hitting, but he couldn't control his stinky mouth no matter what.

For example, if several girls are chatting, one girl says that she will go fishing by the lake with her father on Sunday.

Cao Jingshen would shake his head at the side and chanted: "When the top moves, the bottom hurts——Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Chao Jingshen will shake his head at the side and chant: "When the top moves, the bottom pains!"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie" was his laughing voice, very obscene.

If a girl complains loudly because of too much homework: I can't stand it~~~~!

Cao Jingshen would go to the boy closest to the girl, pat him on the shoulder, and say with an envious expression, "Dude, you're pretty good!"

Then the girl and the boy would beat him up together.

He also likes to brag all the time, saying that his father is a director and has made films in Hong Kong and Japan. If any girl wants to be famous, she can ask him to "unspoken rules".I was wondering, last time my dad also said that he met a director on the Internet, so the director next to the film and television city is so worthless?

By the way, the reason why Cao Jingshen called me Ye Zhangmen was because once he was stopped by gangsters at the back door of the school and ordered him to hand over his pocket money.

His family seems to be quite rich, and the gangsters can often snatch 50 or 100 face value from him.

But he really didn't bring much money that day, and the little gangster was dissatisfied, so he surrounded him and slapped him on the head.

I happened to be passing by, and I was so angry that these gangsters from other schools came to No. 28 Middle School to make trouble, so I beat them all to the ground.

So Cao Jingshen knelt on the ground with tears in his eyes and said: Brother, I will mess with you in the future. Your martial arts are so high. From now on, I will call you Master Ye!

From then on, he really regarded himself as my disciple, always saying "my master" all the time, and made a fantastic statement about the time I helped him get ahead. Half of the credit was due to my reputation of being brave and ruthless in the class.

However, the character of this disciple is really not very good.

It's one thing to recognize me as a teacher and a backer, but once I encounter hostility from the whole class (such as the time when Xiaoqin's chair was pulled away), they will never jump out to speak for me.

In short, his thoughts are dirty, his language is obscene, and his face is wretched. He really looks like a toad.

If you want to describe Cao Jingshen succinctly, you have to use a new word I learned in school-"lose".

The word "lost" is not a homonym for "zombie", but refers to the fact that this person's character has reached an incurable level, and "lost the qualifications to be a human being" is even higher than "abnormal". exist.

Once Cao Jingshen found out that my mother had abandoned her husband and son and eloped with a blond American foreign teacher, and he blurted out with bright eyes: "According to my analysis—your mother is pregnant with your baby." At that time, it is very likely that I played pregnancy games with this American!"

I slapped him back against the wall.

The reason why I am angry is because it is really possible that my mother ran away with the foreign teacher less than a month after giving birth to me. If it is said that they started having an affair in this month, it is really not credible.

When I think that I have almost become the son of my mother and a foreigner, my heart will bleed for the father who often drinks to relieve his worries.

After Cao Jingshen was slapped severely by me, half of his face was swollen. He understood the seriousness of the situation, and immediately apologized to me on the ground, kowtowing and saying:

"My lord, my disciple said the wrong thing! I beg you, my lord, to forgive me! I will never make fun of your family members again! I will call you my grandpa!"

A person who is completely spineless, angry and funny.

Because almost no one in the class liked him, and seeing me sitting with him again, everyone made a detour. We had a row of four computers, but only the two of us sat there.

The classwork assigned by the information teacher is very simple, which is to make a multimedia greeting card with ppt on the computer.

After the teacher assigned homework, he stared at his notebook and sat on the podium without moving.

The information class is a sub-subject among the sub-subjects, and the requirements are very loose. Many students just open the ppt, adjust the font size to the maximum, write "Happy Holidays" in four big characters (some people write "debt repayment"), and they are done.

After finishing the ppt, some sleep on the table, some play minesweeper and pinball games. Anyway, the computers in the classroom can’t connect to the Internet, so there are no more interesting things to do.

Cao Jingshen actually played photoshop next to me.

And this little fat man is actually a master.

He copied a few picture materials from his USB flash drive, and began to edit the pictures with red eyes.

I leaned over to look at his computer screen curiously, and seeing that it didn't matter, I almost spit out the Coke I just drank.

Nima, he is photoshopping the nude photo of monitor Shusha!

I don't know which Japanese action movie he took from a girl who was about the same size as the monitor, and then PS on the monitor's face on the neck.

That was the photo taken when the class went to the spring outing last year. Our class won the mountain climbing competition. The class leader held the red flag on the top of the mountain and smiled happily in the sun.

As a result, this happy expression was ruined by a big loss.

In fact, the Japanese girl used to make the body is not completely naked, but in my opinion, her way of dressing is better than not wearing any clothes.

Feeling ashamed, half concealing the provocative posture of the pipa.

I think if Shusha sees this picture, the little fat man will die.

He had to put the barrel of the gun in Cao Jingshen's mouth and smash the back of his head with one shot.

"Hey, are you tired of working? The monitor is sitting in the second row in front!"

I remind him.

"But, it's exciting to do this!" Cao Jingshen replied, without stopping what he was doing.

His face was covered with sweat, shaking with enjoyment of his actions.

"Master Ye, the squad leader always scolds me with ugly words, and even dares to scold you! I am avenging our sect!"

"Who has established a sect with you? Besides, if you PS, you can PS. Why do you keep stretching your neck to look at the monitor in the front row? Since you are afraid of her coming, don't draw her attention!"

"Master Ye, you don't know that this behavior of mine is called 'double rape'! While I was looking at the nude photo of the squad leader in PS, I was looking at the real squad leader in the front row. When I thought that the squad leader didn't know that I was ps her nude photos, my heart, just..."

Cao Jingshen pouted like an octopus, covering his chest with his face flushed.

"Okay, you don't need to introduce your perverted experience to me, anyway, don't let anyone catch you, or I will be criticized together."

But his Photoshop skills are so good, I couldn't help but look a few more times at his screen.

"Jiejiejiejiejie, Master Ye, are you also interested? Actually, this one is not my best! I have printed out the best ones with my advanced printer at home!"

Cao Jingshen said as he opened his information textbook, revealing a stack of photos in the middle.

"Master Ye, I brought these photos here and planned to sell them in the next class, but since I am your disciple, I should honor you first. Why don't you choose the one you like the most!"

Not allowing me to agree, he lined up more than a dozen photos on the table, and at the same time peeked at the monitor in the front row, showing an expression of fear and excitement.

There are more than a dozen photos, each of which is unsightly.

And not only the class monitor, he didn't let go of any of the pretty female students in the class.

For example, Gong Caicai, the study committee member, Zhuang Ni, the literary and art committee member, Xiong Yaoyue, the women's sports committee... almost all the girls in the class committee were wiped out.

"Jie jie jie jie, see? They're all leaders in the class! It's like the saying in "V for Vendetta", 'Governments should be afraid of their people'!"

Next, Cao Jingshen looked like a pimp, pointing to these sexy photos and letting me pick them at will.

"My lord, you don't have to be embarrassed! If you like it, pick two, no, even three!"

"Look, Gong Caicai's picture is pretty good! It took me a whole night to choose the material!"

"There is also the picture of the squad leader in the water... Think about it, if the squad leader dares to criticize you again, you don't seem to be as knowledgeable as her on the surface, and if you jerk at this picture after you get home, you will be relieved! Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie~~~”

Shusha glanced at us because she was laughing too loudly.

"Ye Lin, Cao Jingshen, you two are not allowed to talk in class!"

Cao Jingshen was sternly scolded by the class monitor while stroking his computer screen obscenely, almost licking it.

Seeing his playful smile, Shusha became even angrier, and she was about to stand up and come over to maintain discipline.

If we don't put these photos away, we will die.