I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The middle-aged uncle wondered: "Huh? How do you know my son?"

I told the brief story that Cao Jingshen was my classmate, and that the father and son looked so much alike that they were printed from the same mold.Of course, I didn't say that the two of them are equally shameless, nasty, obscene, and anyone can tell at a glance that it is a great loss for a father and son.

"It turns out that my brat is often taken care of by you! He didn't tell me, he's really ignorant!"

Uncle Cao took H Man's package from me, and placed it on the round table carefully and heavily.

"Jiejiejiejiejie~~~~~ I have been waiting for half a year for the "Ultimate Tutor xxx" series, and I can finally have a sneak peek tonight!!"

Even the ghost's laughter was exactly the same as Cao Jingshen's.

Uncle Cao seemed to notice that I was looking at the computer screen on his round table, and he didn't even have the intention of covering up the shameful information about buying little girls' underwear.

"Oh, Xiaoye, as you can see, Uncle, I am a pervert!"

He admitted it nonchalantly.

I opened my mouth and couldn't speak.

In fact, in my heart, I have a higher rating for you father and son, which should be a higher level of loss than abnormality.But it does take a lot of courage for an adult to admit that he is a pervert in front of a junior.

I admire you, senior.

"Hmph, uncle, my original name was not Cao Jing, it was changed later, do you know why?"

"why?"

"Because, as a director..."

"But you don't really look like a director?" I blurted out.

"But I have a beard!" Uncle Cao gestured on his chin with his hand.

"Having a beard doesn't necessarily make you a director!"

"Hey, you're stubborn young man."

Uncle Cao ran to the next room, quickly took a director's hat and put it on his head.

"You look like a director this time?"

The pink plaid director hat is quite tacky.

I am speechless to him.

"Then, Director Cao, why did you change your name?"

"Hey, the reason why I changed my name to Cao Jing is because I especially admire Wang Jing, who is also the director!"

Hong Kong director Wong Jing is very famous. Chow Yun-fat's "God of Gamblers" and Stephen Chow's "Nine Pins of Sesame Official" are all masterpieces directed by him.

As if knowing what I was thinking, Director Cao shook his hands vigorously.

"I adore him, not because he has worked with Fa Ge and Xing Ye!"

"I admire him only because he has directed tertiary films! And he has been trying to make larger-scale Chinese-language porn! I heard that he once wore a hood and acted as the leading actor in porn!"

"Even a beautiful woman like Shu Qi has acted in a tertiary film with Wang Jing, which is really enviable!"

Speaking of excitement, Director Cao spit and flew, his eyes turned up, his hands were like chicken feet, his tongue was more than two feet out of his mouth, and he looked like a ghost.

His virtue made my skin crawl. I turned my face and saw the big bed in the living room again.

"That bed, I bought it to make a movie in mainland China!" Director Cao said bluntly.

"How come pornography is also allowed in mainland China?"

After listening to me, Director Cao sighed.

"Well, I used to direct more than a dozen low-cost porn movies in Japan and Hong Kong, but I always feel regretful that I can't make movies in my hometown and let people in my hometown appreciate my work."

Don't regret it, if the porn you made was released in Japan, as long as it is not too bad, compatriots in mainland China must have downloaded and watched it through the Internet.

"So I returned to the mainland a few years ago, secretly contacted some actresses who were willing to take off, hired a few people and planned to start filming here, but..."

"As a result, because the actress yelled too loudly and the noise disturbed the people, she was reported by the neighbor!"

I can imagine the embarrassment of director Cao and the hero and heroine when they were taken away by the police.

"Although I was released after paying a lot of fines, the porn business has also stagnated, which disappointed me."

Director Cao looked at the market below the floor-to-ceiling windows with deep eyes, as if the cause he devoted himself to was ten times more important than liberating all human beings.

"Son, let me tell you, I have a dream: one day porn can appear in the sun openly, and people will no longer despise porn actors and directors, and critics who used to despise porn can be with a Film directors sat together to discuss pornographic plots, and the moralists who used to despise A-movie actors could attend a charity gala with A-movie stars... I dreamed that one day the rough and tortuous road of making porn in mainland China would finally be smooth, holy When the light is revealed, it illuminates the world..."

Nima, don't imitate Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream"!Apologize to the black civil rights activists!Quickly apologize to the 700 million blacks in the United States! !

"For the day of my dreams, and the underwear of a 10-year-old girl, I am willing to give my life!"

Facing the sunlight outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, Director Cao made an impassioned oath.

His face was solemn like a saint about to be martyred.

"Well, Director Cao, if there's nothing else, I'll go back right away."

I don't want to listen to him talk about his porn dreams anymore, because surrounded by such people, my thoughts are becoming more and more impure.

"Don't! Boss Ye asked you to deliver the goods because he wanted me to see your qualifications!"

Director Cao stopped me from leaving.

What's the meaning?I wondered for a while: Could it be that the director my dad met on the Internet was the one he was talking about?But Nima is an porn director!Dad, you didn't sell your teammates so thoroughly!Isn't it [-] times more embarrassing than a sex shop for your son to take off his clothes and take porn in front of the camera?

And I'm still underage!Pulling minors to make porn, even in the corrupt and depraved America, you will be fined to spend the rest of your life in jail!

Director Cao squinted his eyes and looked left and right at me.

"Xiaoye, come here, it's so hot in the room, take off your shirt first."

I won't take it off!What are you doing!Are you not only interested in little girls under the age of 10, but also your son's classmates?Or, I want to see if my figure is good enough, and if I have the qualifications to be an A-movie actor!I don't want to be the leading actor in a movie!Even if I play Vulture like Mr. Ji Chunhua, and play a supporting role in martial arts movies for a lifetime, I won't play porn!

"Hey, Xiao Yezi, why do you look so bad? Didn't you suddenly turn on the air conditioner and catch a cold?"

You are the little leaf!Don't give me such a stage name similar to a`v actor so quickly!It looks like the stage name style of the Japanese A`V actor "Chocolate Ball", you are trying to push minors into the fire pit!Where are the heroic People's Police?Hurry up to check the water meter, and put cold handcuffs on the lost director!

"Little Yezi, are you a little worried?"

Director Cao tilted his head to look at me.

"Yes, I'm not going to make porn."

"Ah!? How did you know that I was going to let you make porn!?" Director Cao turned pale with shock.

"You... Isn't this obvious? You have never filmed anything but porn before, and now you have to look at my physique..."

"Oh, you misunderstood!" Director Cao laughed and patted me on the shoulder.

"I want you to star in the micro-movie I plan recently! It's martial arts style!"

Director Cao stood up slightly as he spoke, exuding a little directorial aura.

"Although I can only play supporting roles at the beginning, the Avenue of Stars didn't come out in a day!"

"But, didn't you just say that you planned to let me make pornography?"

I was confused by Monk Zhang Er.

Director Cao lowered his voice:

"Actually, Xiao Yezi, with your physique and looks, you are very suitable for making porn movies, especially those with a plot and abusing the heroine... the audience will definitely love it!"

Seeing the contemptuous gaze I cast, Director Cao said again:

"But you are still underage, if I pull you to make porn, even in Japan or the United States, you will definitely not be able to afford it!"

"So, before you become an adult, I plan to train you as a child star like 'Harry Potter'. When you become an adult, you will follow me to enter the porn industry. Then, wouldn't it be a win-win cooperation and everyone will be happy?"

Your Harry Potter looks like me!I can play Voldemort by cutting off my nose and shaving my eyebrows!Are you lying?You actually want to train me as a teenage version of Voldemort, and then let me move to the A-movie world, and play the plot of Voldemort torturing Hermione in the A-movie!

I wanted to yell at him, but he is my dad's friend after all, so I wanted to save my dad some face.

Dad took great pains to let me deliver the courier because he also knew that my dream of becoming a martial arts star had never been realized.

I really don't want you to worry about me anymore, Dad, as long as you cheer up, it doesn't matter if my dream comes true or not.

"Little Yezi, it's not because you're not interested in it because I heard it's a micro movie?"

Director Cao has not given up.

"Micro-movies are very trendy! Although they are screened on the Internet and cannot enter movie theaters, the role of publicity cannot be ignored. They can make a name and attract the attention of investors. It is not impossible to make a series of dramas. Promising!"

He said it with confidence.

"The martial arts script I got this time was also written to me by an acquaintance in the industry. It is very suitable for micro-movie adaptation. It is planned to be divided into ten episodes, each episode is only 5 minutes, and one episode can be filmed in a week. Spread freely and listen to the opinions of the audience. This is also my first attempt as an A-movie director to enter the action film market, and the strength we show will make investors see it!"

Very provocative speech.

"In order to meet the tastes of young people, the characters in this play are relatively young. There is a character in it that is very suitable for you to play! I am serious! The first time I saw you, I was very convinced that you are suitable for this role!"

"Director Cao, that must be a villain, right?"

I frowned.

Director Cao stroked his beard in embarrassment and smiled:

"Well, although it's not a positive character, there are shining points of humanity in him!"

"Then... is it the villain who will join the protagonist's camp on the way?"

I held out a glimmer of hope.

"No...it's the protagonist who couldn't win in the first nine episodes, and only killed him in the finale of the tenth episode. His name is 'Jinling Evil Younger'..."

Isn't Nimana the final boss?It took me a long time to pull me to play the big villain!