I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Although you bought potato chips and Coke, but you can't find the cash register and the exit?

It's okay to get lost on an unfamiliar street, but can you get lost in a supermarket?Are you that guru-level road idiot!Can you find a stage when you go out to perform?Or is it that the streets and supermarkets in the United States are transparent from the north to the south, and the direction is clear. Although it is also Wal-Mart, when it is placed in China, it is put into an eight-array by the tally staff!Looking at your current appearance, it looks like Lu Xun was trapped in the Eight Arrays by Zhuge Liang, and he will be trapped in it to death without help!

I walked over from behind, pretending to meet her by chance.

"Amy, are you lost again?"

"You, your sister..."

Amy said halfway through, and then changed her words: "You... Come in front of me."

I didn't bother with him either, and went to the front to lead the way.

After walking with me for a while, I found that she was pushing the cart slower and slower.

Originally, her steps were small, but she was lost and wandered around for a long time just now, she must be tired, right?

"I'll push the cart for you."

I said and grabbed the handle of her shopping cart.

She shook vigilantly, as if I was going to snatch her potato chips and Coke.

After a little thought, she handed me the shopping cart and walked to the side by herself.

I also put my own basket in the shopping cart and easily pushed the shopping cart.

Deliberately slowing down to accommodate Amy's pace.

Amy seemed to have noticed this, and her tone of voice softened when she spoke to me.

"First, let's go to the stationery area first?"

"Okay, anyway, our people in the Celestial Dynasty are living Lei Feng."

I joked and turned the cart around.

Amy put her two little hands behind her back, and there was still some distrust in her eyes.

"Um... are you hired by Pentheus?"

"Who? I don't know anyone named Peng?"

"Pentose's surname is Peng Li~~" Amy said with a sharp-mouthed little beast's expression, "He is my personal bodyguard, he is dark and strong, much taller than you!"

"Taller than Yao Ming?"

"That's not true...but he's also [-] meters tall. Before becoming a bodyguard, he had a winning streak in Russian death fights. His nickname was 'Black Death'!"

Hey, hey, hey, from what you said, this Pentheus seems to be a two-meter-long black boxer with a body as strong as a bull and a violent bloodthirsty!Is it okay for such a dangerous person to be hired as a bodyguard for his teenage daughter?Compared with snacks like potato chips that are rated as junk food, people like Pentheus with the title of God of Death are obviously more dangerous!

"Ah, by the way, although Pentheus is not as tall as Yao Ming, he once killed someone in an underground boxing match!"

Amy boasted proudly.

No matter what, I don't want to lose to others, even if I use strange indicators, I have to compare others.

Are you a primary school student!I don't want to know at all whether Pentheus has killed anyone!And even if he killed someone, must he be better than Yao Ming?You must know that our Celestial Dynasty is a great country of martial arts, and it is the birthplace of Beidou Shenquan. Maybe Yao Ming was also secretly taught the "Military Way of Killing Fist" by the National Sports Commission, in case he protects himself in the crime-ridden America!It's just that I didn't meet the opportunity to make a move!Once he makes a move, there will definitely be a burst of fists "Ah ~ blah blah blah blah", and the enemy will be wiped out with such a distorted face!

"Hey, let such a dangerous man be your underage daughter's bodyguard, is your mother's brain burned out?"

"Mom's brains are fine! She's much smarter than you!"

Director Cao of Big Loss seems to have made a similar evaluation.

"Let me tell you, when Pentheus first smuggled to the United States, he offended the gangsters and was beaten into a hornet's nest by a machine gun. It was his mother who picked him up from the street! So in order to repay his mother, let him I am willing to take out my heart!"

It is said that the streets in the United States are so chaotic!And being beaten into a hornet's nest and being rescued, is it really "the world's number one medicine in the United States"?

"Mom doesn't trust people casually, and of course she also considers my safety. The reason why Pentheus was sent to my side is mainly because he is a pure gay guy, and he will never twist his mind on me!"

"But it's not good to be too loyal to my mother. In order to sneak out to buy potato chips, it took me a lot of effort to get rid of Pentheus' surveillance..."

It sounds like it is indeed suitable to be Amy's bodyguard.But I still can't imagine how a pure gay black guy with a height of [-] meters will come and go with his opponent in the death fight arena, sweating and writhing like rain.

"He's not only gay, he's also a number 0!"

Seeing that I didn't speak for a long time, Amy became more and more proud.

"What does number 0 mean?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"It's just when you're doing the basics, the one who is the one who is the one who receives it! The one who does the offense is called 1, and the one who can be attacked or accepted is 0.5. If you don't even know this, what is the education of the Celestial Dynasty teaching!"

The direction of the complaint is wrong, right?The direction of your education in the United States is the problem!The Celestial Dynasty is shy when teaching heterosexuality in physiology classes. How can such advanced homosexual knowledge not be taught publicly in class!

When passing a corner, because Amy was walking on the outer circle, in order not to be left behind by me, she took a few steps hard.

"Wait, wait for me!"

Realizing that I was walking faster again without realizing it, I stopped and stood waiting for her.

Amy had an angry expression because she was thrown off by me.

"Well, you were not sent by mother to watch over me, nor hired by Pentheus, so who are you?"

"Guess what?"

"...a stalker, or a paparazzi!"

After helping you for so long, I still have this impression of me!You little girl is too ignorant!Believe it or not, I will kidnap you right now, and then call Pentheus to extort ransom!

"Hey, gay Pentheus? Your little master is in my hands. If you don't transfer money to my store's Alipay within 24 hours, you will tear up the ticket!"

If you doubt me so much, Amy, I will really make this kind of call!

Seeing my dissatisfied face, Amy raised her chin and made a thoughtful expression.

"So you are neither a stalker nor a paparazzi, nor are you a minion sent by your mother... Are you really Lei Feng?"

Selfish Americans also know Lei Feng, Comrade Lei Feng, you can rest in peace under the Nine Springs.

"Then, although I'm not particularly interested, you should tell me your name."

"No need, we Lei Feng do good deeds without leaving a name."

"No! You have to tell me! You already know my name!"

Amy said reluctantly.

"Okay...my name is Ye Lin, the leaf of the leaf, the lin of the unicorn."

"How do you write the word 'kylin'?"

Amy looked unhappy.

"It's so troublesome for me to remember such a difficult name for you!"

There must be a limit to your unreasonable troubles!As a Chinese, I don’t care if you Americans can write a name or not!

At this time, she had already reached the stationery area. Amy looked around, took out 4 or 5 grid books for calligraphy practice from the shelf on the first floor, and threw them into the shopping cart with great reluctance.

"If you don't like it, don't buy it! It's the same expression as you when you bought potato chips! Why do you force yourself to practice calligraphy?"

When I said this, I was a little guilty. My bad handwriting, even if it is too late to start practicing now, isn't it?

"I don't want to practice either, but I can't do without practice!"

Amy let out a distressed whine.

"My mother said that in order to be more popular in the Asian market, I must practice calligraphy and signature! And I have to send overseas faxes every week, so that my mother can check whether my Chinese characters have improved!"

A look that has been physically and mentally broken by his mother, with a somewhat nervous look.

The more he talked, the more excited he was, and he pointed to the Coke in the shopping cart.

"Don't talk about potato chips, even if it's Coke, I've only had one sip before!"

"My mother keeps warning me to stay away from junk food, saying that if I touch junk food, my health and body will be lost... But other children are eating it, and I want to eat it too!"

"So on my 8th birthday, I bought a bottle of Coke from a neighbor kid while my mother wasn't paying attention, and it turned out..."

"what's the result?"

"In the end, I only took a sip, and my mother found out, and slapped me, and the Coke spilled on me!"

"That's a pity."

The more I listened, the more I felt that there was something wrong with Amy's mother's parenting style.

"Hmph, even so, Miss Ben finally licked some of her body back..."

Don't mention such brilliant deeds!Stretching out his tongue to lick the Coke spilled on his body, what is this kind of thing worth bragging about!

"In short, my mother is the worst to me! I have been forced to play the piano and read literary classics since I was a child, and I was not allowed to play with other children... If I can't finish my homework, I will play the handboard and control my life 24 hours a day..."

"This, is it that exaggerated?"

"It's much more exaggerated than you can imagine! You're still talking to yourself about cultivating me into a national idol..."

"Isn't it great that an idol is popular?"

Because I have never tasted the taste of being popular, I am a little envious.

"I don't want to be popular! Being an idol is troublesome and tiring. If it weren't for my mother, I wouldn't be an idol!"

Amy tugged at her hair, almost hysterical.

"I want to be an ordinary person! She just wants to be a superwoman by herself!"

"Just wait and see! — From now on, from now on, I will definitely do something that makes my mother very angry...and regretful!!"

Amy swears in front of me through gritted teeth.

The customers around were looking at us, thinking we had a quarrel.

Seeing that Amy didn't want to pick anything in the stationery area anymore, I waited for her to calm down slowly, and then led her towards the exit.

After venting, Amy didn't seem to be as nervous as before, and everything was in danger.

It suddenly occurred to me that giving Amy such inhumane education with an iron fist is not the same as the "tiger mother" in American legends?

Suddenly I feel very lucky to have such a father.

I at least had a childhood full of fun.

Of course, it would have been a better childhood if he hadn't been bullied by the bully.

Go to the cashier and check out.