I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Later, on a back street behind Qingzi Academy, I saw pockmarked face wearing the brown school uniform of Qingzi Academy, being repaired by three gangsters.

These three punks were genuine punks, they were very ruthless in their attacks, their pockmarked faces were kicked onto the garbage dump, and one eye was so swollen that it couldn't be opened.

At that time, I was carrying five catties of potatoes and two green onions, and I really didn't want to put down my things and help this kid out.

But the kid screamed so badly, it was like killing a pig at first, and then his voice became smaller and smaller.

I felt that if this went on like this, I might be killed, so I stood in front of the three punks reluctantly, and yelled at them:

"Stop beating! If there is a law protecting minors, beat them to death!"

The three of them were taken aback for a moment. The light behind the street was not good, and they couldn't see each other clearly. Two of them came towards me with their arms and sleeves rolled up.

I smacked my lips, thinking that my potatoes and scallions would have to be put underground. The underground is so dirty, it would be disgusting even if it was separated by a plastic bag.

As a result, the one who looked like the leader among the three gangsters suddenly stopped his two subordinates.

"No, you have to save face for Boss Ye."

As he said that, he lowered his head at me, and dragged two less sensible subordinates away.

By the way, when did I become the boss of Ye?Some time ago, a senior who graduated from junior high school called me Xiao Yezi!Why didn't I know I had upgraded?There is neither a golden light nor a system prompt?And where is my little brother?

When the three punks were gone, I just wanted to see if the pockmarked face on the garbage dump was dead, but he got up by himself, and thanked me tremblingly:

"Ye, Boss Ye..."

"Don't call me Boss Ye, let me tell you, you act like a dead play, don't you?"

Pockmarked smiled embarrassedly, his face was swollen like a pig's head, and smiling was uglier than crying.

"If I don't pretend to be dead, I will really let them beat me to death... You don't like to hear me call you the boss, so I'll call you Brother Ye."

Pockmarked face coughed twice, and spat out half of his front teeth, the beating was indeed severe enough.

"Brother Ye, you really have a lot of adults. Last time we made trouble outside your school, we were really blind!"

It turned out that he had already recognized me.

After two days, the wound on pockmarked face healed a little, so he insisted on treating me to dinner, saying that he wanted to thank me for saving my life.

Just in time for my dad to go out, I didn't want to eat instant noodles at home alone, so I agreed.

Pockmark face and his classmates were five people, the five I cleaned up together last time, came with two drivers and two cars, and wanted to invite me to a table at the Haoting Hotel in the city center.

I thought it was too far away, and felt that Haoting’s per capita consumption of more than 800 yuan was pure cheating, so I made up my own mind and changed the location to an ordinary street skewer shop.

Pockmarked face and his classmates complained that this was out of class, but I glared and asked, "Are you planning to make me happy or make you happy?", and none of them dared to say anything more.

I drove two BMWs to eat street skewers. The owner of the skewer shop and his guy dressed as a Xinjiang native looked at us and felt quite puzzled.

By the way, I said that I don’t know cars very much. The reason why I know BMW is because the BMW logo is quite conspicuous, and the three English words “bmw” on it, I always pronounce it as “Bi Ma Wen”, which helps me remember. it is good.

But no matter how you look at it, the BMW is not as advanced as the car Amy is sitting in.

If you want to talk about the difference, it should be the difference between the Monkey King and the rocket that landed on the moon.

As I stuffed roasted garlic into my mouth, I listened to Pocky Face say how he was so grateful to me, and his admiration was like a surging river.

It turned out that this pockmarked face was Xing, and his first name was Xingxing. Because there were too many pockmarks, he was also nicknamed Mantianxing.

I thought to myself what a bad name, why don't you call Xing Xing?The nickname is quite intuitive.

According to Xing Xing, the parents of the five of them are all in business, and after sending them to the dormitory-style Qingzi Academy, they basically don't have much time to take care of them.The trees in Qingzi Academy are very popular, and the five of them were often blackmailed by the gangsters outside.

After a long time, Xing Xing slapped his head and decided to set up a criminal organization himself.

So these five people got entangled, closed the door and worshiped the bronze statue of Guan Erye, saying that from now on, they will share the blessings and share the difficulties.

Xing Xing became the boss because of his old age, and it happened that the second child was also named Xing, so they named their small gang "Five Tigers of the Ministry of Punishment".

As soon as I heard the name, I spit out roasted kidneys, this **** name, thank you for thinking of it!The five of you still call yourself the "Five Tigers" with such fighting power, and the Ministry of Criminal Justice was the department that handled cases in ancient times?It's unlucky for you to learn from others and come out as gangsters and criminals, but take the name of such an organization that specializes in handling cases!

However, ever since they became the five tigers of the Ministry of Justice and went out to the streets together, the number of people who bullied them has decreased significantly.In order to pretend to be more like punks, they also followed others to rob and bully others at the gate of other schools, but they accidentally fell into my hands.

As for the incident that Xing Xing was blocked in the back street and beaten up a few days ago, Xing Xing himself couldn't say why, it seemed that he just glanced at the other party more.

Speaking of which, everyone's hostility has become more and more serious these days. After opening some domestic comics on some bookstalls, the protagonists are all of you glaring at me and killing your whole family.

Xing Xing said that after so many times, they have all learned their lesson, and decided that they will never learn from others to block roads and rob.

That's how it should be, you don't have the bones to block the road and rob at all, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Xicheng District, if you meet another crook, be careful and risk your life.

However, Xing Xing said that he would still form a team to take to the streets in the future, so as not to be bullied by the brothers alone, and the title of "Five Tigers of the Criminal Ministry" would continue to be called to give himself a prestige.

"Brother Ye, don't look at our fighting power is a little weak, but we are very loyal!"

Xing Xing patted his chest and assured me.

"Although we won't fight casually again in the future, if Brother Ye is in trouble, just wave your hand and we will rush up!"

The other four tigers also echoed: "That's right! The boss' benefactor is our benefactor! In the future, Brother Ye, you must come to us if you have anything to do!"

I thought to myself: When I need help from the five of you in a fight, then I don't have to mess around in the road.

Although it's not really a gangster now, but at least other gangsters will call me Ye Boss.

I can't afford to lose this guy if I take you five little brothers out to fight.

Haven't seen them in a while since going out to dinner with them.

I saw it outside the school gate again today, and I don't know what happened.

"Hey, are you here to fuck? Didn't I say that you won't be allowed to rob money in 28 again?"

I frightened them with a straight face.

"Oh, brother Ye, what you said, we have quit doing things like robbing money a long time ago."

Xing Xing had an expression of being innocently wronged.

The other four tigers also testified for Xing Xing:

"Brother Ye, we just passed by by chance and wanted to find out how Brother Ye is doing recently. We just ran into you by chance!"

"Yes, yes, we ran into Eunuch Cao here at noon! We didn't rob him of his fat sheep!"

It should be telling the truth, Cao Jingshen did walk this way at noon.

"Well, I've been fine recently, you guys should go away if you have nothing to do."

I'm not telling the truth, I've been annoyed lately and it probably shows on my face.

Xing Xing took a step forward, lowered his voice and asked me: "Brother Ye, to be honest, you don't seem very happy, it wasn't like this last time."

Last time I haven't met that cheater Ren Xiaoqin yet.

"Brother Ye, if you have something to worry about, you must tell us! Otherwise, you won't treat us as brothers!"

"That's right! Although Big Brother Ye doesn't admit it, the five tigers of our Criminal Department are all Brother Ye's younger brothers! Big Brother has something to do, how can younger brother stand by and watch?"

Xing Xing waved his hands behind him, made a gesture of "don't make noise", and then posted it closer and asked me:

"Brother Ye, we met Eunuch Cao at noon. I heard from him that you feel uneasy recently. It seems that it is because of a woman?"

I frowned, and thought to myself why Cao Jingshen has your affairs everywhere, why are you talking so much with the five tigers of the Ministry of punishment?And looking at Cao Jingshen's usual obscene and obscene virtues, he might not know how to tell the truth in reverse!

Xing Xing said in the tone of a loyal younger brother:

"Brother Ye, I heard that there seems to be a guy named Ren Xiaoqin, you are a little confused?"

I am noncommittal.Ren Xiaoqin From all aspects, I am a little confused.

Seeing that I didn't answer, Xing Xing thought he had hit the point.

"I knew it! Brother Ye, you're bothered, it's definitely not about fighting—how good is your martial arts! You fell in love with that Ren Xiaoqin, and it's a blessing she cultivated in eight lifetimes! How dare you not like it!? How embarrassing! Shameless! Brother, I am angry for you!"

"Don't worry about it, it's not what you think."

I vaccinated him. I don't want the five tigers of the Criminal Department to get involved in Ren Xiaoqin's affairs.

"How can I not care about it!" Xing Xing looked more anxious than me, "Brother Ye, you can't handle this girl, the main reason is that you are too kind to her!"

"How to say?"

I want to hear what kind of ivory can come out of Xing Xing's dog's mouth.

"Women, you can't treat them too well!"

Xing Xing looked very experienced, and the other four tigers nodded in succession.

"Yeah, yeah, Brother Ye is too soft-hearted towards women, you won't be able to get girls like this!"

"Women are so cheap, the better you treat them, the more arrogant they will be, and they will be so proud to the sky in the end!"

"That's right! As long as Big Brother Ye puts out one-tenth of the fighting spirit, that Ren Ren will already let you touch and hug him casually!"

That's not necessary, I think as long as I want to, I can touch and hug Xiaoqin casually.

No, I didn't expect such a thing, I don't want to touch a beautiful snake covered in venom.

After being bitten by her, I will confess for the rest of my life.

Xing Xing waved again to silence the brothers, and then said to me mysteriously:

"Brother Ye, I admire that you are a hero. Some things are really not suitable for heroes... Would you like us brothers to help you? Huh?"

"How can you help me?"

"Hehe, it's not difficult. The few of us stopped the little girl surnamed Ren on the way home from school, and frightened her a little bit, so you can let her follow the elder brother, can't you?"

Xing Xing said that they are dogs and I am Gao Yanei.

I think they are doing it to death.