I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

In the end, I warned the five tigers of the criminal department not to trouble Xiaoqin, and then I said that I had to go home first, so I separated from them.

I didn't tell them the specific reasons why I couldn't provoke Xiaoqin, because if I explained it in detail, I would have to admit that I didn't recognize the other party's gender for so many years, and I was bullied by a girl for so long.

It's too embarrassing to tell others (especially the Five Tigers of the Ministry of Justice) this fact.

Seeing that I disagreed with his plan, Xing Xing beat his chest and worried for me:

"Brother Ye, look, are you soft-hearted to her again? The brothers are only going to say a few harsh words, and they won't really hit her—who dares to touch the woman of the eldest brother? From now on, she will be the sister-in-law! Big brother, big brother, Hey, big brother, don't go..."

When I got home, my dad asked me why I got out of school so early.

I said that the last two classes were elective courses and extracurricular activities, so I ran back first if I was bored, and then handed the missing pages of "Color System Classroom" to Dad.

Dad didn't doubt me.Recently, there seems to be a lot of books with printing quality problems, so my dad went to call to inquire about returns.

I walked into my bedroom, made a shooting motion, and let my schoolbag hang on the clothes rack in the corner of the room. Then I lay down on the bed and thought about the future countermeasures.

Ren Xiaoqin took every opportunity to harass and seduce me every day, whether she was going to or from school or get out of class.

Although her seduction methods are all learned from shoujo manga, compared with H manga, it is nothing more than a superficial level.

But even so, it had a very bad influence on me, an innocent teenager in my adolescence.

Although "there is Yan Ruyu in the book" in the H manga, once a real person who is warm, fragrant and soft jade throws his arms at you, the excitement of the two is really hard to compare.

For Ren Xiaoqin's attack, I have been on the defensive, and the situation is very unfavorable.

I always feel like I should try to fight back.

Through these few days of observation, I also discovered some of Xiaoqin's weaknesses.

She seemed to have figured out that I would not dare to insult her, so she unscrupulously seduced me.

Because we have known each other for too long and have been with me as a man, are you familiar enough to predict my reaction?

She also said I was "like a playful toy".

So her seduction is just a game of hers, the fun part is knowing that I will definitely stop in the end.

It is a very dangerous thing in the battle between the two armies to be counted by the enemy.

I spread the five fingers of my right hand and stared at the palm of my hand.

Isn't that a very manly hand?Why do you cringe once you are tempted by Xiao Qinse?

Are you shyer than a girl?Is it just being played by the little overlord all the time?

I suddenly had a heart attack and decided: next time, Ren Xiaoqin, if you dare to seduce me, I will really touch it! !

If the enemy provokes me, he will have to pay the price!If they cross the border and don't shoot, are they going to hit their own capital?

Hum, I'll even take the initiative to attack.

You think I'm a gentleman, but I want to be a hooligan to show you!

Thinking about it this way, I felt that I had the chance to win, and I unknowingly let out a series of evil laughter, and made a grasping movement with my right hand.

Actually, I haven't touched a girl's chest yet, so I don't know what it feels like.

It should be different from the mouse pad that my dad can't sell, but the mouse pad with big breasts that I use is a bit different, right?

I suddenly felt that I was a pervert thinking about girls' breasts and laughing.

But there is no way, this is an essential step in order to launch a counterattack against Ren Xiaoqin.

By the way, Xiaoqin's breasts seem to be very inconspicuous.

Heh heh heh, I've decided, next time I'll not only touch her, but after touching her, I'll have a contemptuous expression on my face and say, "Cut, it's so small!? It's Wangzai's little steamed bun!"

Her self-confidence must be dealt a severe blow!

"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin! There is a phone call!"

Dad yelled from outside the door.

I got up to answer the phone, wondering who was calling me.

I didn't tell Xiaoqin her home phone number, and she should still be in class at this time.If the basketball team has a game, it should have told me when I played with me at noon.Could it be the monitor?She can find my home phone number from the student's parent's address book. Could it be that she is so unwilling to admit defeat and insists on proving that my toothache is not true so that she can complain to the head teacher?

No, if it was the class monitor, she would definitely ask Dad for confirmation when Dad answered the phone.

"Dad, whose phone is it?"

As I walked towards the telephone extension in the living room, I asked my dad who passed me by.

"I don't know, it seems like a young girl who said she wanted the 'manservant' to answer the phone."

"Eh? Dad, how did you know you were looking for me? Maybe you made a mistake!"

Although I said so verbally, I already guessed that it was the little girl Amy.

"Should be looking for you?" Dad scratched the back of his head uncertainly, "That little girl is very upright, she seems to be our acquaintance, I guess she called you 'manservant' because you were playing house A family game, right?"

Who played house with her!Dad, how old do you think I am!Besides, even if you play house, you still play the role of husband and wife. How can there be such a strange setting as a manservant!

"Hey?"

I picked up the microphone and asked angrily.

"You manservant, why did it take you so long to answer the phone!"

Amy's voice was quite angry.

"Who is the valet? And how did you know my phone number?"

"Hmph, since I've even got your name, it's just a piece of cake to know your home phone number... People in the Celestial Dynasty are so greedy for money, they can buy any kind of information with money."

"how much did you spend?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"It's only 1000 yuan."

Amy felt as if she had taken advantage of it.

Nima, you prodigal bastard!If you want to know my phone number, why not ask me directly last night?Do you know how difficult it is to make money in business now?I almost died in school today to return a comic book for a client!

"Manservant, Miss Ben has a task for you today."

Amy pretended to be a little adult and said solemnly.

"I resigned, and I never received a salary from you."

"Why haven't you picked it up! I paid for your onions last night!"

Amy became anxious, as if she was still tapping the glass table with a small spoon on the phone.

"Hey, if you dare not work for me, watch out for your hands getting shorter!"

It's really embarrassing, "cannibalism is short, but short hand" is just a common saying, and it's not your Hollywood sci-fi movie.If this is the case, Doraemon has such short hands, how many things did he take from others?

And do you only remember onions among the things I bought that day?In fact, the sauce beef is the most expensive, it costs 14 yuan and twenty-five cents!However, someone like you who just sells information for 1000 yuan can't remember amounts below three digits at all, right?

If I had known this, I would have bought more things yesterday, at least I should have filled up the refrigerator at home.

"Manservant, why are you silent?"

"If you're dissatisfied with your salary, work hard! I'll give you a raise if you're happy!"

"—Of course I will always give you various small favors!"

Listening to Amy's tone of thinking that she is a good boss, how much do I expect your little favors?

Dad leaned out half of his body from the study room curiously, held a cup of coffee in his hand, and listened with pricked ears.

Dad, go back!If you really want to eavesdrop on your son's conversation, pick up the main phone in your house, and you won't miss a word!Why is it the same as the big speakers and PHS in the school?Even if you listen to your son's gossip, who can you communicate with?Is it a big loss with Director Cao?

"Okay, okay, Amy, what do you want me to do for you?"

"Hmph, although it's a bit disrespectful for a mere male servant to call the master that, but I will forgive you very leniently!"

"You don't need to forgive me. I'll hang up if you don't say anything else."

"Wait, wait! Except for the servant, I can't trust anyone around me! Only you can help me with this matter!"

After all, he is a child, not calm at all, and his true colors will be revealed after a little scaring.

It turned out that Amy wanted me to help her with the calligraphy practice grid book.

Because her mother asked her to practice writing and signing Chinese characters, Amy sent ten pages of overseas faxes to her mother every Saturday, asking her to check whether the Chinese characters on the square book had improved.

Today is already Thursday, but Amy didn't even write half of it because she was playful and had a lot of things to do when she first arrived in China.

And Amy felt that even if she finished writing ten pages, her childish font would not satisfy her mother.

She was afraid of being scolded, so she hoped to find someone who could write better to help her cheat.

Because I have just settled in Qingzi Academy, I am not familiar with the place, and I feel that my classmates have been bribed by my mother, so I can only look for me.

"How is it? Manservant, will you write for me?"

Amy looked anxious.

"I...my writing is not of the same genre as yours..."

In fact, it is a genre, all of which are shameful.

"Ah? Are Chinese characters still divided into genres? The people who invented Chinese characters are really full! Then, do you know anyone who is closer to my genre?"

I looked back at my dad who was pretending to be drinking coffee. Dad’s pen calligraphy and brush calligraphy are very beautiful. He can earn foreign exchange, but he can’t use his calligraphy. Amy’s mother will definitely see the flaws. .

Seeing that I was staring at him, my father hid in the study embarrassingly, but he still showed an ear with a spectacle leg.

There's nothing worth eavesdropping on, okay?Do you think I have a girlfriend outside?

I thought about it carefully, and the matter Amy said is not too difficult, after all, there are many female students who can write well in the class.

"Okay, Amy, I'll help you with this..."

"Great! I knew the manservant would say yes!"

Amy interrupted me, giggling on the other end of the phone.

Seeing her smile so carelessly, I couldn't help but want to hit her:

"Don't have too much hope, at least write 5 more pages yourself, and prepare with both hands!"

Listen to me, Amy is very upset:

"I don't want to write! My mother not only asked me to practice simplified Chinese characters, but also traditional Chinese characters! The strokes are amazing! How do you people from the Celestial Dynasty endure it! Anyway, I don't write! You go and hire someone for me, Write it just for me!"

"Hire someone?"

"Yes, hire someone! You people in the Celestial Dynasty are so greedy for money, would you write for me for nothing?"

Although Amy is prodigal, she has a point. If someone writes the fax for the first time overseas, it is best to let this person write it in the future, otherwise it will be easy to reveal the truth.

"Man, can you hire someone for 1000 yuan per page?"

I almost crushed the phone receiver.

At this price, ten pages worth 1 yuan, you want to scare the girls in our class to death!

"It doesn't need that much, 100 yuan per page is an exaggeration."

Some good students write a complete set of homework for others, and it is only a 30% asking price.

What's more, the handwriting grids are all big rice grids, and you can only write about 100 characters on a page.

If calculated according to the price tag of 1000 yuan per page, it is 10 yuan to write a word!Evil American imperialists, you are too ignorant of the sufferings of the people!

"Huh? I can find someone to write for me for 100 yuan? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

"Actually, 100 yuan is not enough..."

100 yuan per page, ten pages is 1000 yuan, even if you do odd jobs for a month, you may not be able to earn it.

But Amy decided that the price could not be lowered any further. She said that the most important thing is that I can find a reliable person who can keep writing practice grid books for her. As for the commission, I can operate freely and there is no cap.

"Manservant, my mother stipulated that I should copy the simplified and traditional Chinese translations of the "Old Testament of the Bible" when I was practicing calligraphy. You should start copying for me from the first page! I must finish copying in these two days! At ten o'clock on Saturday night, I have to Send a fax to Mom's office!"

The time in China is twelve hours earlier than that in the United States. When China is ten o’clock late, it is exactly ten o’clock in the morning in the United States. In order to check Amy’s calligraphy practice results in the office, Amy’s mother would not hesitate to let her daughter go to bed late to accommodate her own time. ?

I don't always feel like a good mother.

"Manservant, on Friday or Saturday morning, you bring the filled grid book, and I will give you a bank card as an activity fund!"

"Activity fund?"

"Of course! How can you help me with my work without the activity fund! You must not have a Bible at home, right? You still have to go to the bookstore to buy it? In addition to the commission for writing Chinese characters, there will be more places to spend money in the future!"

In the end, the matter was settled like this. I will find a girl who can help Amy write the grid book (it should not be too difficult to find in the second (3) class of junior high school, and the commission is very attractive), and then rush to the Saturday night Before, I took the written grid book to Qingzi Academy and handed it to Amy, and then Amy would give me an activity fund bank card for follow-up matters.

Although it is not easy for students from other schools to sneak into Qingzi Academy, there should be a way, right?

The five bastards of the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department are students of Qingzi Academy, and I also have Xingxing's mobile phone number.

Anyway, let's find a girl who can write well tomorrow.