I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Every time I use berserk mode, I can't help but want to pee.

It is said that there is also a villain in "Fist of the North Star", who wants to urinate every time he kills someone.

Am I a little perverted?

But my bladder was uncomfortable, and there were no public toilets nearby.

Deliberately deal with the torrential waters of the Daning River.

Suddenly, I recalled that there seemed to be such a paragraph in the poem that my father often recited: "I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. I think of you every day, and drink the water of the river together."

Maybe I got it wrong?But the meaning is the same.

Some people have already drank the river water, so I pissed in here, isn't it a bit immoral!

Just solve it on the spot, pee on the pier!

If you face the pier, you can add some fertilizer to the mushrooms and flowers below.

I kicked the unconscious little boss Jun to one side - don't get in the way of Grandpa!

Besides, even if it's someone I hate, I wouldn't urinate on him on purpose.

Then there is no limit.

The sports pants of the school uniform don't have zippers, so just take off the pants a little.

Ok?Can't pee out.

It is obvious that the bladder is uncomfortable.

The reason why I couldn't urinate was because I had a slight physiological reaction.

I really am perverted.

It is said that some men will have a physiological reaction when they fight.

Especially when you win.

After careful study, it seems that in the animal world, the main reason for males to fight is to compete for the right to mate with females.

So I, the victor, had a physical reaction.

Even if there are no females around me, I still can't resist the biological laws that have evolved over tens of thousands of years.

Sure enough, the Berserker mode is an act of animalizing oneself.

It is best to use it less in the future, so as not to lower your intelligence.

Ah, it's finally out!

So refreshing, so comfortable, Sajia's life is worth it.

Eh?The water output from my faucet is quite large today.

The sound of rushing water is not particularly noticeable under the cover of the surging water of the Daning River.

Just don't let people see it, I'm like a thief.

I don't often do things like defecate indiscriminately, and I feel quite sorry.

If there is a toilet within 500 meters nearby, I will not do it if I am killed.

Suddenly, the sound of bicycles approaching from a distance was heard.

At the same time, the bright beam of a flashlight hit me behind me.

This... Could it be a policeman watching the night?

Or a helper for the little ruffians?

Before I had time to think about it, I turned around abruptly, without putting on my pants, because the water column from the faucet was still drawing arcs in the air.

Whoever you are, it's not right to scare me in the middle of peeing!

Just use the magic weapon.

Fortunately, this person did not come within my range, but straddled the bicycle, holding the handlebar with one hand and holding a flashlight in the other, looking at me from a distance.

I squinted to adjust to the light of the flashlight.

This man is wearing our school uniform.

The hair was black and long, so long that I feared it might get caught in the wheels of my bicycle.

His face looked a little pale in the moonlight.

His eyes were as bright as a sniper's.

Nima, isn't this the monitor, Shusha?

Why did you come here!I never heard that your family lives near here!You are haunted!Just because I pretended to have a toothache, you have been following me on a bicycle!Why is your desire for revenge so strong!

Also, stop staring at my faucet!

If you like to watch it, go home and watch your brother's!

Although I really want to put it away immediately, the water in my bladder has not been drained yet!

And what was your reaction?Why don't you cover your face and turn your head away like other girls, yelling "Mom has a hooligan", but instead stare and frown, looking at me like studying paleontology!

Look away!I have no research value at all!

It's over, I showed my lower body in front of the girls in the same class, this is already a deep abnormal behavior.

If Shusha spreads the news, I will lose face.Even my dad won't forgive me.

But... monitor, why don't you even look away!

Is it because I saw your ps nude photos, so I also want to see mine?

Bastard, you are not shy, why should I be shy!

Am I still afraid that you will fail!

Thinking about it this way, I "hummed" and continued to turn on the water vigorously. After the normal end, I swaggered my faucet twice.

The monitor's expression seemed to have seen the ugliest thing in the world.

Don't look at it if it's ugly!

I pulled up my pants, not as nervous as before.

The squad leader didn't talk to me, but instead used the flashlight to shine on the figures lying at my feet.

how?Did he come to find someone?Are there people you know among these little ruffians?Seeing that you were serious when you were in school, accusing this of breaking the law and that of breaking the discipline, did you end up making friends with gangsters outside?

Could it be that among the few people I beat down, there is still your boyfriend?

The squad leader looked around the ground with a flashlight, but he didn't seem to find the person he was looking for.

She finally asked me: "Ye Lin, why did you beat these people?"

The tone was cold and serious, as if she were my guardian.

I really wanted to say that I followed Lei Feng's example and acted bravely, but as soon as I saw the monitor's face full of distrust, I knew it was useless to say it.

"Hmph, no reason! Just walking on the road, they gave me an extra look."

I replied with a smirk, the berserker mode has not faded, one can imagine how scary my expression and tone are.

"After just one more look, you beat him like this!?"

The squad leader had a distressed tone.

I tilted my head to give her a default.

"You...you violent maniac!"

"Hahaha, well said! I'm a violent maniac! If anyone dares to look at me casually, it's easy to lie down. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll kill his whole family!"

"you……"

The squad leader was too angry to speak.

"What are you? Eh? Squad leader, you have looked at me several times in such a long time! Are you not afraid that I will take you..."

As I said that, I stepped forward, making a gesture to catch her.

The squad leader got on his bicycle and left.

The response is quite fast.

He was riding so fast that his long hair was flying behind him.

In order to get out of my clutches faster, I arched my body and rode my bicycle, accidentally revealing a section of snow-white waist under the sportswear.

Seeing the posture of the squad leader Mou running for his life with all his strength, I laughed very proudly from behind.

I couldn't help but chased two steps forward, stomped my feet on purpose to make a loud noise, and shouted loudly:

"Catch up!"

The squad leader was so excited that he almost fell off the bicycle seat.

Finally, he forced himself to calm down, threw the flashlight into the basket as a headlight, and rode away in a hurry.

The only female present slipped away.

It's time for me to go home too.

My father always advised me not to fight with people all the time, saying that my grandson said: kill one thousand enemies, and hurt yourself eight hundred.

To be honest, my arm hurts a bit.

Maybe a bruise.

If only I had Wolverine claws.

If I use knuckles, sticks, etc., I won't hurt my hand every time.

But when Xiaobawang bullied me before, he never used this kind of thing.

So I've been hoping to beat him with my bare hands.

How I want to fight him again in a dignified manner!

Looking at the five moaning and chirping wastes on the ground, I was so sad that I was about to cry.

After returning home, I took a good shower.

Dad seems to have subscribed to the latest "Global Science" magazine and is sitting at the table intently reading it.

I tiptoed off my dirty clothes and slipped into the bathroom to take a shower and come out, and he didn't move at all, and he didn't even notice that I had fought.

"Global Science" is a world-renowned popular science magazine. More than 100 Nobel Prize winners have written articles for it. Its original name was "Scientific American".

I thought to myself that Americans are scientific asses!Just talk about Amy, where is the science from head to toe?Tomorrow I have to buy a Bible and ask someone to copy it for me!

"By the way, Dad, do we have a Bible at home? It's that unscientific thing?"

I suddenly wanted to ask my dad who has a lot of books.

"Yes, I have!"

Dad lifted his eyes from the magazine and looked at me curiously.

"Why, Xiaolin, have you started studying religion?"

"No, not interested in religion, just suddenly useful - can you lend me a while?"

"Old Testament or New Testament? Ours is not a two-in-one version."

"Just the Old Testament."

Amy made it clear that only the Old Testament of the Bible is needed.

"Why don't you read the New Testament?" Dad frowned, "The God in the Old Testament is a bit overbearing and unreasonable!"

"Eh? Is the God in the New Testament just reasonable?"

"It's better than the old covenant... If you just read the old covenant, God in it won't like it no matter what."

Dad seems to have mentioned it before, the God in the Old Testament said one thing, if you ask you to kill your son as a sacrifice, you have to kill it, and let your wife and children die cleanly to test whether you are loyal, what a bad parent.

I always feel that Amy's mother only asked Amy to copy the Old Testament, and there are some hints in this regard.

Hint to Amy: Disobedience to me will never end well.

He not only regards his daughter as his own private property, but also regards himself as a high god.

Inexplicably began to hate Amy's mother.

Really, other people's mothers have nothing to do with me.

It turned out that the Old Testament of the Bible at home was in traditional Chinese, and Amy’s calligraphy practice plan required copying 5 pages of the Bible in simplified Chinese and 5 pages in the Bible in traditional Chinese.

I have to buy a simplified version of the Bible tomorrow.

"Xiaolin, don't you know traditional characters?"

Dad was very puzzled when he heard that I was going to buy the simplified Chinese version again.

Well, I do know traditional Chinese characters, because I read a lot of Hong Kong manga in bookstores in my early years.But if I am asked to write simplified characters according to the traditional characters, I tend to forget the characters.

If you don't know about others, it's best to buy a Simplified Old Testament just in case.

I don't know if the bookstore near the school sells Bibles in addition to teaching materials.

Going to try it at noon tomorrow.