I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Today is already Friday, in order to be able to copy the grid book before ten o'clock on Saturday night, I have to find a substitute writer as soon as possible.

It is best for this substitute writer to be someone from our class, and the handwriting must be good-looking, and it is best to keep writing for him until the incident happens.

Although there are many boys who are better at writing than me, if Amy's mother can distinguish the difference in writing styles between boys and girls, it will be troublesome.

So I should find a female classmate who is in the same class as me, who can write well and can cooperate with me for a long time.

Xiaoqin seems to fit the bill perfectly.

But I don't want any long term relationship with her.

Better find someone else.

Who to look for?

Since the school uniform has been washed, I am wearing a dark gray casual suit today, with sneakers still under my feet.

I always tend to wear dark clothes, because I always feel, it seems that I am more effective when I wear dark clothes.

I still run three laps around Dongshan Lake first, and then go to a street shop for breakfast.

The old man in a purple kung fu shirt is still practicing boxing by the lake. Although he may be 80 years old with white hair and beard, he is full of energy and vigorous in his moves.

What time did he get up in the morning?It seems that I am not diligent enough!

The old man watched me running over and nodded slightly to me.

Maybe it’s because young people are staying at home, and few of them come out to exercise like me, right?

Did not meet Xiaoqin.

She probably hasn't gotten my latest route information yet.

So she is not omnipotent?Or was there some inconvenient delay?

When she came to the classroom, she found that Xiaoqin was already sitting in her seat, with her head down, sorting out her textbooks.

Afraid of standing in the cold wind like yesterday, so came early?

Isn't that right? You should study hard at a young age, and when you grow up, you can build the motherland. Why do you have to pester me?

I sat down in my chair, and Xiaoqin was startled when she realized that I was here.

She looked up at me with an instant look of doomsday on her face.

"Ye, Ye Lin, you..."

I was frightened by her expression and tone, and thought my face was rotten, so I reached out and touched it subconsciously.

"You, why aren't you wearing a school uniform!!"

Xiaoqin shouted.

"Ah? I don't care if I wear a school uniform or not? You are not a class leader!"

"But, but, if Ye Lin doesn't wear a school uniform, then I'm not a couple!!"

Who wants to wear couple clothes with you?And if you want to wear couple outfits with others, you can choose whatever you like from the more than 400 people in the school!Why do you look like you've been abandoned by me?

Xiaoqin was very sad and said nothing.

I suddenly found that her eyes were red.

"Hey, what happened to your eyes?"

Did you cry last night?But I didn't seem to be particularly bullying her yesterday?

Hearing my caring attitude, Xiaoqin blushed in flattery, put her index fingers together, and murmured:

"I'm sorry, I'm as red as a rabbit, Ye Lin must be laughing at me in my heart, right? If I had known that I wouldn't go out today, I would just hide under the quilt and not let anyone see me..."

"Hiding under the quilt will make your eyes worse, and you didn't say what happened?"

Hearing my tone of impatience, Xiaoqin shivered a little, as if I would slap her like the domestic violence husband in some film and television dramas.

"I... I want to make Ye Lin happy..."

"Huh? Why did you make my eyes red when I was so happy?"

"Well, classmate Ye Lin didn't lend me that comic book for study yesterday. I think it's because of classmate Ye Lin's embarrassment? It's my fault that classmate Ye Lin feels embarrassed."

Xiaoqin bowed her head and apologized as she spoke.

"It's good to know you're wrong, and don't do this kind of thing again in the future."

"Well, I won't trouble Ye Lin anymore, I will learn all kinds of knowledge by myself."

Eh?What do you mean by that?What kinds of knowledge refer to knowledge?What kind of knowledge did you learn to make your eyes so red?

"I think, since Ye Lin likes that kind of comics, he must hope that his future girlfriend will also be like the ones in the comics... Although I really want to learn from it, but Ye Lin refuses to lend it to me, so I have to Going up and looking for something like that..."

Looking for something similar?Where can I find it?yellow?Do you, a girl, also learn from other people's pornography!I went to the porn station all night, and said to the male classmate the next day, you are not ashamed!

Seemingly unaware that I was staring at her sadly, Xiaoqin continued:

"I thought that kind of manga would be easy to find, but I couldn't find it no matter how hard I looked."

It's okay, it's okay, it seems that Xiaoqin is not particularly proficient in computers, if she can find pornographic websites casually, there won't be so many homeboys asking for addresses in the QQ group.

"Oh, I've searched for a long time and found nothing. I think I'm so stupid! How can I be so stupid to please Ye Lin in the future!"

No, you don't have to please me, I'm already satisfied if you don't kill me.

"So, I asked everyone on Baidu if they could help me."

Do you know with Baidu?Will someone answer this question?

"I wrote this in the question: Hello everyone, my boyfriend is very horny, where can I learn more about h to make him happy?"

Who is your boyfriend!Who is so horny!Who will be happy because you have learned the knowledge of h!

"I thought that no one would answer right away, but everyone turned out to be very positive."

I can probably imagine how hot this issue is.

"In the beginning, a few enthusiastic netizens left their QQ numbers and asked me to add them as friends, saying that they wanted to teach me about h..."

Quickly refuse!That's a weird guy who wants to trick you into video chatting with them!Maybe there is Director Cao's big loss in it!

"I think the tone of their messages is very strange, so I ignore them."

Fortunately, there is a little basic common sense.

"Later, a few serious netizens left some addresses..."

Serious ass!What is the intention of leaving yellow addresses for girls!By the way, have you actually clicked in to see it?

"I finally pasted the address into the correct place, and then hit the Enter key, thinking that now I can learn by myself without having to trouble Ye Lin to teach me."

Self-taught your sister!What kind of talent do you want to become after learning this kind of thing!Hurry up and click on the upper right corner of the page to close the page that erodes teenagers!

"But I leaned on my face and waited for a long time, but nothing came out on the page."

Is it an invalid address?Because the people's government has cracked down hard, the life cycle of pornographic sites is generally very short.

"And then...then..."

Xiaoqin looked like she was watching a horror movie.

"Then Mom's laptop suddenly made a weird noise!!"

ah?Still stealing my mother's notebook to be pornographic!Knowing that her daughter did such a thing, Aunt Ren will cry secretly because of her failure in education, right?

"What the hell is that strange noise?"

To be honest, I'm also a little curious.

"That's... that's right, it seems that there is a female ghost in the notebook..."

ah?The headline of the news just now was "The Young Girl Peeps at the Yellow and Dangerously Missteps", will it become a modern version of Liaozhai soon?

"I think that female ghost seems to be in pain..."

"What kind of pain method?"

"She screamed miserably and loudly, she should have been beaten..."

I vaguely felt something was wrong.

"Screaming loudly and begging for mercy: Master, master..."

Nima, stop talking!Isn't this the advertisement page that Huang often pops up!First, there is a vulgar flash animation, and then it is accompanied by a woman's moaning sound, luring everyone to click in. In fact, it is just a registration link for a porn game!

"The female ghost kept screaming. I was a little scared and wanted to close the page, but there was no response. I thought that my mother's notebook might be broken..."

Poisoned?Because the unfilial daughter secretly used it for pornography, so she was poisoned, right?Auntie Ren's world Sanda champion's fame has ruined you!

"I have been repairing my mother's laptop for a long time, and my eyes are red, and the battery has been removed, but now, as soon as I turn it on, many naked women will pop up, and there is that female ghost screaming..."

It deserves it!Let's see what you will do when Aunt Ren comes back!I will definitely spank your ass to punish your bad daughter!

The more Xiaoqin talked, the more sad she became, and she looked at me with pleading eyes.

"What should I do, classmate Ye Lin, my mother will come home on Sunday, if my mother finds that the notebook is full of such things, she will definitely scold me to death..."

Hey, just scolding but not spanking?Seems a bit perplexed?

"Although I just said that I don't want to trouble Ye Lin, but I, I have nowhere to go...Tomorrow is Saturday, can Ye Lin come to my house and help me get rid of the female ghost in the notebook?"

Who is going to your house!And I'm not a Taoist priest, so I don't know how to exorcise ghosts and catch demons!Besides, there is still Amy's business on Saturday, how can I be too busy!

"I don't have time! Besides, Aunt Ren's laptop must be a brand-name machine, right? You can contact the after-sales staff, so they can fix it for you?"

Xiaoqin looked at me as if I had just abandoned her and the child in her belly.

"Why, why is this? Let me show such a shameful notebook to the after-sales staff... How can I see people in the future! Moreover, if the after-sales staff sees that I am alone at home, the notebook is infected with that virus again, and I will be heartbroken What can you do if you maliciously plot against me!"

How can there be such after-sales personnel?You thought it was the plot of a Japanese porn movie!And your martial arts are so high, no matter whether it is Asus or Lenovo who is malicious, you will break your neck and die in the end!

"Anyway, if you don't go, you don't go!"

I made up my mind that I must not go to Xiaoqin's house casually, maybe there is some trap waiting for me.

"But, but, if classmate Ye Lin helps me fix the computer, I will return Brother Optimus Prime to you!"