I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Nothing major happened on Friday, and it passed without any disturbance.

What a blessing in misfortune.

Except for the big loss, Eunuch Cao ran to me during the lunch break and said to me with a smile:

"Congratulations master, congratulations master!"

I know that he won't say anything good, but who makes me have few friends in the class?If you don't listen to Eunuch Cao's nonsense, you have to listen to Xiaoqin's dirty jokes.

Fortunately, Xiaoqin went to the cafeteria to eat and hasn't come back yet.

What puzzled me most was that she still ate with the squad leader.

Although I don't think so at all, but from Xiaoqin's point of view, shouldn't the monitor be her "rival in love"?Is it okay to be so close to your rival?Or is it that Xiaoqin will do something that I can't think of?

I'm a little worried about how Xiaoqin and the squad leader will get along.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, Master Ye, why are you so sad? It's obviously a great joy!"

"You beast, where does joy come from?"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, today in the Chinese class, although the monitor is fighting with you... But according to the observation of the disciples, the monitor seems to be angry and ashamed, with bright eyes, and sooner or later she will bow down to the master, your domineering spirit. In this way, plus Mrs. Xiaoqin, master, you can hug from left to right, and the day when Class 3 ([-]) of junior high school can be picked by you is just around the corner!"

I squinted and frowned at him, to see if he dared to continue.

"Master, you are wise and martial, with superb methods, and my disciples admire you so much. In the future, you will definitely be no less inferior to the ancestor Guanxi. You will expand the territory of our sect and achieve a great cause!"

I have been doing it for a long time. Is Edison Chen the ancestor of my sect?Why don't I remember that he taught me martial arts?Still expanding the territory?Go to other people's wives to expand the territory, right?I don't want to pass on this obscene sect that destroys family unity!Get extinct sooner!Let’s start with Cao Jingshen’s big loss!

I spat on Cao Jingshen.

"Hmph, your analysis is very good, now you can go down and eat shit."

"Respect the teacher's order."

Cao Jingshen bowed deeply with a smile on his face, and moved backwards out of the classroom.

If he travels back to the Qing Dynasty to become a eunuch, he reckons he can reach a pretty high position.

After returning home, I saw that my father was still frying beans in the kitchen, so I went to the landline in the living room and dialed Amy's cell phone number first.

It rang five times and no one answered.Amy said that she always carries her mobile phone close to her body. If she doesn't pick it up immediately, it must be an occasion where it is inconvenient to talk.

Maybe there is a bodyguard watching over it?Since that gay guy of Pentheus is Amy's mother's loyal dog, he will definitely not allow Amy to cheat on calligraphy practice.

I couldn't hang myself on a tree, so I dialed Xing Xing's cell phone number again.

The boss of the Five Tigers of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs told me more than once that he must be found if there is anything to do. If you don't find him, you won't be enough friends.

I can see that his heart is quite sincere, so let's try to find him once.

After one ring, the phone was picked up.

"Brother Ye! Brother Ye! Is it you? You actually called us!"

Xing Xing's voice was so excited that I had to move my ears away from the receiver.

"Well, it's me, Xing Xing, I asked you to help me with something..."

"Okay! As long as Brother Ye says a word, we brothers are bound to go through fire and water! Brother Ye, where are we going to kill people this time?"

Nima, I came to you just to kill people?This time?Has it ever happened before!Don't say that I won't take my little brother to kill people, even if I really go to kill people, I won't call you five wastes!

I think the big horns in the class are more powerful than you!

"It's not killing people, don't be so excited. I just want to ask if there is any good way for students from other schools to sneak into your Qingzi Academy."

"Eh? Brother Ye, you want to come to our school? Has anyone offended you? You don't need to do it yourself! If you say a word, the five of us will kill him!"

Xing Xing's bastard opened his mouth and shut his mouth to kill people, and he didn't look in the mirror to see how powerful he was.The more he has never been in a fight or been knifed, the more he likes to say the word "cutting people".

Originally, the difficulty of the mission to deliver the grid book to Amy was very low, so I didn't necessarily have to go in person.

But completely entrusting the five tigers of the Ministry of Criminal Justice to help me do it, I always feel uneasy.

What's more, the fewer people who know about Amy cheating in calligraphy practice, the better.

So I simply said that I was going to find a girl in Qingzi Academy, gave her something with my own hands, and asked them if there was any way to bypass the security at the school gate.

Xing Xing was taken aback for a moment, and after a while he said in an understanding tone:

"Brother Ye, you have changed your target! Don't chase after that little girl surnamed Ren? That's right, you can afford it and let it go, I admire it! But the girls' apartment building in our school is not easy to get close to..."

"You don't have to worry about how I got to the girls' apartment building, you are responsible for bringing me into the gate of the school."

"Yes, yes! Brother Ye must have rich experience, we are really worrying about it!"

Someone on the other end of the phone can be heard talking:

"I just said that Brother Ye is a dragon and a phoenix among men, right? No matter which heavily guarded girls' dormitory, Brother Ye can pry it open!"

"That's right! Don't underestimate this unique move. Many martial arts masters want to learn this move, but Brother Ye hasn't taught them yet!"

Nima, I am such a dragon and phoenix!Your martial arts master learns to smash doors and pick locks!A trick that is still kept secret?Really think that I am the heir of the flower-picking sect!

Finally, it was agreed to let Xing Xing do the preparations first, and then tell them the specific time when I get in touch with Amy.

As soon as I hung up the receiver, the phone rang again.

"Hello, this is Happy Valley Fun Shop..."

I subconsciously thought it was a customer of the store.

"Sex your sister!!"

Amy's furious voice came from the receiver.

The ears are going to be deafened.

"Manservant! Why haven't you answered my phone for a long time!"

Amy's questioning tone.

"It's you who don't answer my call first, okay? I saw that you were busy, so I contacted someone else first. Of course you can't get in if the line is busy!"

Amy snorted, probably because she didn't think of words that were particularly suitable for scolding me. For a while, she could only hear her immature breathing through the receiver.

It seems to be the sound of breathing with sweetness, which makes people feel at ease and comfortable, and also has a sense of dream beyond reality.

"Well, have you finished with the square book?"

"Okay, when is it convenient for you to come and get it?"

"Who wants to go and get it! Miss Ben is very busy! Bring it to me!"

I knew she would say that.

"Then, is it too late to send it over tomorrow morning?"

"No! Send it to me tonight! I want it now!"

"Huh? I didn't even eat dinner!"

"What kind of dinner are you having for dinner! The master's matter has not yet been resolved, and you, a servant, have the face to eat!?"

It's getting unreasonable again, and Amy, the little bastard, wants to beat her up sometimes.

But I didn't fight back on the phone. My dad had already finished cooking and was looking at me curiously while putting rice into his mouth.

I promised that Amy would deliver the things tonight, no later than 8 o'clock. Amy also told me about the location and general situation of the girls' apartment building.

Still think I should finish dinner before going out.

Amy is not related to me again, why should I work so hard for her.

"Little Lin?"

Dad looked at me thoughtfully and called me.

"Xiao Lin, do you have a date?"

What a date!It's sending cheating materials to the brat!Dad, can you stop being so gossip? Are you done with Scientific American?When you meet Amy, you will know how unscientific Americans are!

"There's no date, it's just a little chore to ask me for help."

"Oh, then don't eat at home, go out to eat."

Eh?Dad, why do you want to drive your son out of the house!I answered a phone call and didn't do anything outrageous, so why didn't I even eat dinner today?

Seeing my puzzled face, Dad pouted and frowned.

"Actually, I put too much salt in it, and I almost died from eating it..."

"Then you still eat!"

"I ate two bites, and when I couldn't do it, I went to make instant noodles. Ever since I read the reportage "North Korean Documentary" a few days ago, I always feel that it is a crime to waste food..."

Yes, there are only two fat people in North Korea, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Un, and one died the year before last. Food is of course precious.

I had no choice but to check the grid book in the shoulder bag for the last time, took the extra things out of the bag, and waited for another minute before going downstairs.

I received another call from Xing Xing before, saying that everything is settled and that he will pick me up in his car.

I walked to the gate of the community, and I saw a silver-gray BMW parked there.The driver I met last time was a middle-aged man who didn't talk much.Xing Xing was sitting on the co-pilot seat, reaching out his hand from the car window to greet me.

"Brother Ye, this way! This way!"

I opened the back seat door and threw myself in.

Only Xing Xing and the driver were there, and the other four were not seen.

"Brother Ye, the brothers all wanted to come here, but I don't think it's useless to have too many people here, so I let them stay."

Well done, you really shouldn't make too much noise about sending things to Amy.

After the car drove in the direction of Qingzi Academy, Xing Xing handed over a business handbag from above the seat, which was bulging.

"Brother Ye, I got you the school uniform of Qingzi Academy. The size should be fine. You can try it on later."

I opened my handbag, and sure enough, I saw a set of brown student suits.

"The school badge that students often wear is also in the outermost pocket."

Xingxing introduced to me impatiently.

I touched it, and sure enough there was a small metal breastplate that could be placed in the palm of my hand. It was similar in shape to the armbands of the Chinese armed police, and it was a shield with a narrowed bottom.

When I took out the school badge, I also brought out a bunch of unknown things. I took a closer look, and it turned out to be Durex's [-]-piece package with bumps and threads.

My face instantly darkened.

Xing Xing still winked at me like a dog leg, which means: Gao Yanei, is it enough for you tonight?

Just threw it out the window.

"Oops" screamed, and I saw in the rearview mirror that some unlucky schoolgirl had the string of condoms blindfolded.

I really didn't mean it. Fortunately, she was walking on the sidewalk and not riding a bicycle, otherwise it would have killed someone.

Seeing me throwing the condom out, Xing Xing opened his mouth wide at first, and then his tone became more admirable:

"Brother Ye! I really have to call you Big Brother! You are too fierce!"

"how to say?"

I don't know what he means.

"Do you need to ask! These days, everyone is afraid of killing people or getting sick. Only you dare to fight the real army!"

I think Xing Xing should be thrown into the blast furnace together with Eunuch Cao, and the humanity will be destroyed directly.

Let's try to see if the school uniform of Qingzi Academy fits well.

Although I may show some flesh when changing clothes, what am I afraid of as a man?

I can't take off a hooligan, whoever sees who is a hooligan.

Just ahead of the red light.

I'll take it off first.