I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"You, what are you going to do?"

I subconsciously dodged backwards, thinking that Xiaoqin was going to throw herself into my arms.

But Xiaoqin just walked to the bed, smiled and pointed to the wall behind me.

I turned my head and found that the wall behind me was glowing.

The star stickers that Xiaoqin had pasted on the wall glowed light blue.

Against the black background of the bedroom, the stars that reach the ceiling seem to be a real galaxy, which makes people feel enchanted.

"How about it? I cut it out of fluorescent paper, isn't it pretty?"

Xiaoqin sat next to me in a strange way, holding the edge of the bed with her hands, swinging her legs back and forth.

Xiaoqin under the fluorescent light has a dreamy beauty.

Under the cold blue light, Xiaoqin and I seemed to have become virtual beings in video games, communicating in ways that the world cannot understand.

Just by adjusting the lighting in the room, the atmosphere between us completely changed.

It must be some kind of magic that I can't understand.

Sudden feeling of excess weight added to left shoulder.

The weight of celery.

She leaned on my left shoulder like a bird.

With my eyes closed, I didn't say anything. I could hear her deep breathing at such a close distance.

Even her heartbeat could be faintly heard.

It seems very comfortable and at ease, like the cat that slept on my lap at my grandma's house.

I suddenly wanted to reach out and pat her head, or touch her smooth bangs.

Like I pet a cat.

But Xiaoqin is not a cat.

She is a poisonous snake.

I almost fell for it again.

She must have found that her strong offensive would only attract strong resistance, so she changed to a gentler way.

Not in a hurry to make me agree to be her boyfriend, but slowly and imperceptibly increase the intimacy with me, until one day I find that I am used to this relationship and can no longer leave her.

This theory is called "boiling frogs in warm water", and the Chinese teacher even wrote a proposition composition.

Thinking of this, I got up abruptly, Xiaoqin lost her support and fell on the bed like a sack.

"o(>﹏<)o don't go~Ye Lin~"

I sat back on the study chair, it was really uncomfortable to sit on this broken chair.

Fortunately, my eyes have adapted to the surrounding darkness, and I can see the things on the desk clearly.

"I have nothing to do here! I'm going home!"

Xiaoqin looked lost, lying on the bed and watching me pack the tool CD and schoolbag.

"Does Ye Lin want to take Brother Optimus Prime away?"

His tone was pitiful, as if I had robbed her of something.

"Nonsense! Of course!"

I answered her angrily.

"Just take Brother Optimus Prime, why don't you take me back too?"

Seeing Xiaoqin's eager expression, she wished she could get into my schoolbag.

My seven orifices make smoke.

"Who is going to take you home! How can I explain to my dad when I bring you home!"

"Just, let's just say that I picked it up on the road, a poor homeless female classmate! Uncle Ye is very kind, and he will definitely take me in!"

Xiaoqin clenched her fists and spoke as if I was her accomplice.

Who wants to take you in!Even if I take in kittens and puppies, I won't take you in!I don't have any extra rice for you!

And if I did that, wouldn't it be kidnapping a female classmate?Aunt Ren will definitely be furious, right?He will definitely come to the door to beat me and my dad and hand it over to the police!

Perhaps because it was inconvenient for me to pack things in the dark, Xiaoqin turned on the ceiling lamp in the bedroom.

The room lights up again.

Xiaoqin hugged the down pillow between her hands and legs, looking lonely because I didn't let her lean on her.

"Couldn't Ye Lin leave after dinner? I'll cook something delicious for you!"

She hid half of her face behind the pillow and spoke as if she were a national super chef.

I don't believe she can cook, even if she can barely cook something, it must be dark food that can poison people to death.

Continue to pack your schoolbag.

Seeing that I had no expectations for dinner at all, Xiaoqin asked me if I wanted pineapple, cherries, dried fish, and chocolate...

"You think I'm a foodie like you! Do you stay if you have something delicious? Stop dreaming!"

Xiaoqin finally disarmed and surrendered.

"Student Ye Lin, if you really want to leave, I won't stop you."

I waited for what she would say next.

"However, I still have some computer problems that I don't understand. Can you spend some time teaching me?"

Xiao Qin humbly asked for advice.

My dad once said to me that "the trouble with people is that they are good teachers", which means that no matter whether this person is a sb or not, he likes to point fingers at others and hopes to be their teacher.

Being the teacher of others, you can highlight your own superiority by pointing out the shortcomings and shortcomings of others.

I may also have this bad habit of the descendants of the Yellow Emperor.

And in terms of computer operation, Xiaoqin is really weak. I feel that I have an obligation to help her improve.

Her computer skills have improved, so she probably won't ask me to help with computer repairs in the future, right?

With that in mind, I sat firmly on the study chair.

"What computer knowledge do you want to learn, tell me now, but I will stay until 5 o'clock at most and go home!"

Xiaoqin gratefully expressed her complete agreement.

In the next hour, I took the trouble to answer many naive questions from Xiaoqin.

In terms of hardware, she has never heard of such things as the small keyboard area of ​​the notebook must be used with hotkey combinations, and the wireless mouse must be installed with batteries first.

The software is also in a mess, and I don't even know how to switch between simplified and traditional input methods.

Calling her a rookie and an idiot while teaching her knowledge makes me feel superior.

To show off, I also downloaded a "Plants vs. Zombies" to show her how to play it.

Xiaoqin hugged the pillow and looked fascinated.

I accidentally played a few more levels, and I had nothing to say to Xiaoqin for a while, and fell into a cold discussion.

"Well, classmate Ye Lin, I asked you a lot of questions just now, do you want to ask me one too?"

Xiaoqin always has a way to find new topics.

I didn't answer and put a wall of nuts in the zombie's path.

"Any question is fine! Even if you ask me some embarrassing questions! Except that weight is a secret, I will tell you whatever you ask!"

After Xiaoqin finished speaking, she blinked her eyes and waited for me to ask questions.

"you……"

I'm trying to find the right word to describe her stupidity.

"Ah! I can't say anything about the situation there!"

Xiaoqin covered her face and shouted shyly.

Where the situation can not say ah!Don't make up my mind casually, okay!And didn't you just say that you can tell me everything except weight?

Girls really like to lie.

It suddenly occurred to her that Shusha didn't seem to like talking nonsense as much as Ren Xiaoqin.

Since the squad leader is a monster of justice, and lying is against the principle of justice, so he insisted on telling the truth as much as possible, right?

How about asking a question about the monitor.

"Xiaoqin, did you have dinner with the class monitor at noon on Friday?"

Xiaoqin nodded.

"You and the monitor... didn't have any quarrel, did they?"

Xiaoqin shook her head.

I think Xiaoqin's way of nodding and shaking her head is dumbfounded.

"Hey, don't you know how to talk? What do you think about the monitor? You're not pretending to be friendly on the surface, but secretly planning to plot against her?"

I do worry a little bit about that happening.Xiaoqin's real combat power even scared me three points, and the squad leader couldn't even survive a second in front of her.

Maybe he will cover his face and lie in ambush on the way for the monitor to leave school, then suddenly rush out from the side of the street, and break the monitor's arm with his broken hands!

It is not impossible to even kill the killer and destroy the corpse.

"Haha, Ye Lin's thoughts are really strange! How could I play tricks on the monitor!"

Xiaoqin hugged the pillow with a silly and innocent look.

"Can't you? Why do I think you can definitely do it?"

"Of course not! If you want to ask the reason, it's because I'm dumb!"

I don't understand what the inner connection is between her being stupid and not being able to shoot at the monitor.