I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I had nothing to do all Sunday.

Although I went to Dongshan Lake for three laps as a routine in the morning, I didn't have any appetite after I came back.

I borrowed my dad's Scientific American to see if science had invented a way to make women exterminate.

I haven't found it yet, it seems that I have to endure all kinds of harassment from Xiaoqin on Monday.

By the way, the big speaker also told me to apologize to the monitor.

I always feel unable to speak out.

Otherwise, I'll call Xing Xing and ask the five tigers of the Xingbu to harass the squad leader, and then I'll draw my sword to help. How about clearing up the hatred?

No, this method is too despicable, and I have already told the five tigers of the Ministry of Punishment not to do such things.

On Monday, I woke up before dawn, got up and went to Dongshan Lake for a run.

After running five laps in one breath, the old man in the kung fu shirt twirled his long beard and nodded to me, which means you really have perseverance.

I really don't know how much perseverance or something, but I am full of resentment towards Ren Xiaoqin.

When I arrived at the main gate of the school, I rolled up my sleeves and looked at the watch on my left wrist. It was only 7:10, so I came early.

Suddenly I heard someone calling me.

Subconsciously thinking it was Xiaoqin, I turned to go over, only to find that it was a boy I didn't know.

Wearing the uniform of our school, he is white and clean, with a face that should please girls, and his eyes are especially bright.

It seems to be a first-year junior high school student, my junior.

I was very surprised that he dared to talk to me. I was notorious in 28 middle school, and even some seniors in the third year of junior high school walked around me.

"Brother Ye Lin, have you forgotten me?"

The little boy had a familiar tone.

"Have you seen you?"

I'm not very good at remembering people's faces (unless they look very distinctive), and I don't rule out the possibility of seeing them before but forgetting them.

"Oh, how forgetful your lord is! You saved my life on Thursday night!"

Huh?Did I save anyone?The last few days have been full of shit, and I can't remember what happened on Thursday for a long time.

Seeing me scratching my head, the little boy continued:

"It's right under the river bridge! If you didn't take action, Brother Ye Lin, I would be thrown into the water by those hooligans!"

I suddenly realized, pointed to his nose and said:

"So it's you, the puppy lover!"

Hearing me say that he fell in love with a puppy, the little boy held my finger in fear, looked around and said to me in a very low voice:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't say it so loudly, I will be miserable if my sister hears it."

I asked with a loud voice: "Who is your sister?"

The little boy had a bitter face, and put on an expression of "Brother, I beg you to keep your voice down", and then said like an underground party member:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't you know? She is your classmate! The hair is quite long, the one named Shu Sha..."

What the hell, so the squad leader is your sister!

No wonder I didn't pay attention to anything else when I saw you for the first time, but I found that your eyes are very bright!

It turned out to be a sniper family!When playing Red Alert 3, swing you and your sister to the left and right, and you don't have to worry about the enemy's infantry at all!

And Shusha was looking for you on her bicycle that day!The only younger brother didn't come home in the middle of the night, of course he had to come out to look for it!

In the end, you were suspected of having a fight because your clothes were kicked dirty and you didn't dare to tell the truth, right?I heard that you had a big fight with your sister at the end?

Little bastard is really worrying!

Being stared at by me, the little boy felt embarrassed.

"Brother Ye Lin, I heard that my sister troubled you in class the next day. I'm really sorry."

I snorted.

"There are so many people you can't stand."

The little boy kept saying nice things to me:

"Brother Ye Lin, I can't help it! If I say I'm with Xiaohua, my sister will be furious! She has always been very strict with me!"

"I should have been strict with you. You've only learned how to fall in love in the first grade of junior high school. If I were your brother, I would have to take care of you!"

The little boy stroked his four-to-six-point hair and laughed:

"Hahaha, brother Ye Lin, I really hope you are my brother."

"How do you say this?"

I think he has something to say.

"Hey, it's nothing. I just think Ye Lin, you are so majestic. It was easy and happy to fight five of them that day. If you were my brother, no one would dare to bully me!"

He said it easily, the other party was holding a knife that day, and it was no joke if he missed it.

The little boy suddenly changed the subject:

"Brother Ye Lin, what do you think of my sister?"

The muscles in the corners of my eyes twitched, thinking his question was weird.

"What else can I do? I'm quite a competent monitor!"

The little boy blinked at me maliciously.

"I'm not talking about this, I mean, from the perspective of boys looking at girls, what do you think?"

I looked at him with a serious face, and he also looked at me very sincerely.

"It's not good." I recalled the time that almost killed me on the podium. "Too, fierce, violent."

The little boy explained to me anxiously:

"My sister is not like that usually! That's a once-in-a-hundred-year event! Brother Ye Lin, you got shot in the muzzle that day!"

I curled my lips in noncommittal.

"Besides, my sister is good-looking, isn't she? The boys in our class all praise my sister for her good looks."

Why have you led a group of boys in your class to visit your sister?Is the future of China on the shoulders of these flowers?Why do you feel that the future is gloomy?

But in all fairness, Shusha is really good-looking, even his younger brother has the qualifications to wear a wig and pretend to be a fake mother, even if he grows up without education and skills, he can consider being a cowherd.

"Brother Ye Lin, my sister is very good at taking care of people. She cooks for me every night. She is very good at cooking!"

Why don't their siblings live with their parents?I haven't really inquired about the class monitor's family before.

"Hmph, what does her delicious cooking have to do with me!"

The little boy was so choked by me that he lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly said something surprising:

"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you let my sister go!"

"Eh? What do you say, you brat, if you sell your sister, you'll sell your sister! If the Japanese devils come here again, you're definitely a traitor again!"

"Brother Ye Lin, I'm not joking with you, I really hope you take my sister away!"

"why?"

I want to hear his reasons.

"Do you still need to ask, brother Ye Lin, if you become my sister's boyfriend, won't no one dare to bully me in and out of school? And..."

"What else?"

"Also... the reason why my sister taught me to be upright is because she leads by example everywhere, and her back is very straight. You think, if she falls in love herself, won't she have the face to interfere with my girlfriend? "

Eh?I really underestimated him, this kid has a good abacus!From his point of view, no matter how he calculates this deal, he is sure to make a profit without losing money!

Of course, his sister was compensated, but he didn't seem to care much about his sister's thoughts.

You have such a brother in your family, Shusha, you are really unlucky!

"No! I'm not interested!"

I said and walked into the school gate.

The little boy chased after him and said:

"Brother Ye Lin, don't rush to refuse! I'm on duty today, I'm leaving first, and I'll talk to you again during the break!"

I ignored him and went straight to the classroom of Class 3 (Class [-]).

The first thing I saw was that the squad leader was discussing the flag-raising ceremony with the sports committee.

Hmph, still thinking about the weekly flag-raising ceremony?I don't know if there is a traitor in the family!You will be sold by your brother!

When I passed by her, the squad leader didn't even look at me, and he didn't know if he was still angry with me or didn't care about me as a black sheep at all.

Hmph, if you don't look at me, I won't look at you either. Anyway, I don't have a rebellious younger brother in my family.

Even if your younger brother doesn't sell you to me, he will sell you to someone else in the future, and then you can regret it and cry!

I sat down in my seat and put down my schoolbag.

Xiaoqin walked into the classroom next to my hind feet.

"what!!!!!!!!!"

Xiaoqin yelled loudly, and several people in the classroom looked at her wonderingly.

"Student Ye Lin, why didn't you wear a couple outfit with me today!!"

I wore a school uniform today, because it is required to wear a school uniform for the flag-raising ceremony on Monday.

Today, she wore a dark gray knee-length dress with thick black stockings, which kept her warm.

I always feel that she chose to wear this to match the dark gray casual dress I have been wearing for the past few days.

But since I was wearing a school uniform today, her wish came true again.

That's why you made such a pitiful cry, right?

In order not to affect the neatness of the queue, during the flag-raising ceremony, those who did not wear school uniforms were arranged to stand at the end of the queue.

I happen to be the tallest person in the class and always stand at the end of the team.

In this way, wouldn't Xiaoqin want to stand behind me and listen to the school leaders' lectures?

Hmph, you haven't settled the matter with Brother Optimus Prime yet!