I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I think it's immoral to peek at other people's nipples.

"Hey, your sister is so strict, isn't the diary unlocked?"

"Of course I did! From elementary school to middle school, every diary my sister used has a lock on it, but the one I used recently is a combination lock!"

I don't keep a serious diary, so I don't understand the difference between a combination lock and a normal lock.

"The combination lock my sister used this time only has a total of 000 combinations of numbers from 999 to 1000! As long as you have patience, take it out and try 100 numbers secretly while my sister is taking a bath every day, and then dial it back to the original position so that my sister will not find out. It doesn't take two weeks at all!"

Shu Zhe is indeed very clever, but I think his cleverness is not used in the right place at all.

"And I found out that my sister's diary password is 813! It's just reversed my birthday, March 3! If I had known, I wouldn't have tried so many times! How ridiculous!"

Shu Zhe described his behavior of peeping at his sister's diary as if Conan had solved a major case.

And my sister turned your birthday upside down and used it as a diary password, which is not ridiculous at all, it is only ridiculous that you failed my sister's trust.

"Hey, brother Ye Lin, do you want to know what my sister wrote in her diary recently?"

"I don't want to know, don't tell me."

I want to draw a line with this kid.

"Don't listen! You're still written in the diary!"

"Write about me? Even if you write about me, you still think I'm annoying and annoying. You wish I could die soon?"

Shu Zhe had an expression of "Then you are wrong", that complacency made me want to beat him up.

"Brother Ye Lin, on Thursday, you had my sister's photo in your trouser pocket, but she found out?"

It did happen, but I've forgotten what day of the week it was.

"That was a misunderstanding. Someone brought that photo to the school and I just picked it up. I would have disposed of it as soon as I had time. I'm not treating your sister..."

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be shy! Everyone has a love for beauty, anyway, I don't think there is anything wrong with you holding my sister's photo."

As Shu Zhe said, he patted my arm regardless of size or size.

The squad leader probably didn't tell the other students about this, otherwise it would have been spread all over the school by loudspeaker. Shu Zhe knew about this, so the squad leader must have written it down in his diary.

I was a little curious about how the monitor described this incident in his diary, and felt that if he asked, he and Shu Zhe would become accomplices in spying on the monitor's body.

I took a sip of mineral water to moisten my throat.

"Brother Ye Lin, I think my sister may like you."

Nima water is sprayed out!It's even scarier than yesterday's "I hope you get my sister away"!How could Shusha like me!In class two (3) of junior high school, she was completely opposite to me, just like the police and bandits in cs, the United States and the Soviet Union in red police, and the order and chaos in dnd board games are engaged in eternal struggle. !

I coughed for a long time because I choked on water, and Shu Zhe looked at me maliciously, as if I had a guilty conscience.

"Cough, cough, don't talk nonsense, kid, what evidence do you have for saying that?"

"I haven't seen any conclusive evidence yet, but according to my analysis, my sister probably likes you, but she doesn't know it yet."

Shu Zhe had the expression of a great detective. Hearing what he said, I was actually relieved.

It turned out to be just a child's guesswork and random analysis. I thought there was some real evidence.If Xiaoqin wrote in her diary that she liked me, she would definitely not be ambiguous, and people would draw a "very likely" conclusion. Maybe the beginning of the diary would be "I like classmate Ye Lin", and then the rest of the notebook would be "I like it." Like it like it like it like it like it like it like it like it like it like it like it

Seeing that I started to drink water in a leisurely manner again, Shu Zhe couldn't sit still.

"Brother Ye Lin, listen to my analysis! My sister's diary started from the beginning of school on March 3. In addition to the chores in the class, it was written about me, such as how much I ate today. Long and so on, like an animal observation diary..."

I could only laugh when I heard that, Shu Zhe was indeed a bit like being raised as an animal.

"Don't laugh, that's not the point. The point is the diary entry on Thursday, which included a photo of my sister!"

"What picture?"

"It's the photo confiscated from you, Brother Ye Lin! The corners are a bit bent, my sister put it there to flatten it!"

"Even if you keep that photo, it doesn't explain anything, does it? It's your sister's own photo. She can put it wherever she likes. You're making a fuss."

While talking, I patted Shu Zhe's head, and made the gesture of the old chief comforting the recruits when he climbed the snowy mountain and crossed the grassland, "Little devil, you are still too tender..."

Shu Zhe pushed my hand down very unwillingly.

"Don't make trouble, Brother Ye Lin, I'm telling you something serious! About this photo, my sister spent a lot of space in her diary. Although it was just describing the incident itself, she wrote many details that would not be recorded normally. The handwriting is also more sloppy than usual, and the writing must be done very quickly and in a hurry, not as calm and objective as usual."

I really think that Shu Zhe's energy is not being used properly. If you have this spare time, you can analyze a few unsolved cases, okay?It can also contribute to the people and the government.

Shu Zhe didn't think he was doing useless work, and he talked eloquently when he talked about excitement.

"Attention! After my sister wrote many paragraphs in scribbled handwriting, the handwriting of the next natural paragraph suddenly became neat. That natural paragraph has only one sentence, which should be written after careful consideration. What she wrote is: 'I I thought Ye Lin was my biggest failure in the second (3) class of junior high.'."

What's so special about it?Obviously very common!Maybe the class monitor suddenly discovered that Cao Jingshen was the most disgusting person in our class, and I became the second most hated guy in her class.

I told Shu Zhe this idea, but Shu Zhe didn't think so, and asked me to listen to his analysis.

"Brother Ye Lin, Thursday's diary is not limited to these, but also what happened after you rescued me under the river bridge at night, and then you were bumped into by your sister again."

I trembled in my heart. After I laid down those ruffians, I urinated everywhere and did such a nasty thing as showing Shu Shalu's lower body. How on earth would Shu Sha record it in the diary!

In the end, Shu Zhe said that he analyzed that my sister met me based on the situation at that time. As for the details of the meeting, he did not write in the diary at all.

It's just that in the line below "I thought Ye Lin was my biggest failure in the second (3) class of junior high school.", "He is so disgusting!!!!" is written in large characters.

Nima, do you like my rhythm?From which word can you tell that your sister likes me!It obviously means that you hate me so much!

Shu Zhe entered Conan mode on his own.

"Brother Ye Lin, don't always analyze it literally. Don't underestimate the five exclamation marks behind this sentence. My sister has always been against this kind of non-standard grammar. When I chat with my parents on QQ, the exclamation marks will appear. If there are too many, you have to blame me. Also, the font size is nearly doubled, which is something that has never happened before. I am really curious about what happened to my sister and you that night...

Don't ask the boy, this is not what you should know, such a disgusting thing as me showing my lower body to a girl in the same class, let it be sealed on the back of the moon forever.

After talking about Thursday's diary, Shu Zhe started to talk about Friday's diary again, pretending to be mysterious at the beginning:

"Brother Ye Lin, there is a big secret behind my sister's diary on Friday!!"

"Have you watched "Detective Di Renjie" too much? How come there are so many big secrets?"

I already said in my diary on Thursday that I was disgusting, and I had such a fierce conflict with me in class on Friday, I don’t know how unbearable evaluations will be made in the diary.

What happened on Friday almost caused the squad leader to resign. You must hate me to the bone, right?If the squad leader took a note instead of an ordinary note, he would definitely write my name on it without hesitation, and then write "I was hit by a big truck full of steel bars, just because I only suffered minor injuries." And when I was complacent, I was poked into a honeycomb by 1000 steel bars that fell from the car, right?

Suddenly, he remembered the shotgun headshot that the squad leader often mentioned, and felt a shudder all over his body.

"Shu Zhe, don't be a fool, what did your sister write in her diary on Friday? Is it about planning to attack me?"

Shu Zhe pursed his lips and smiled.

"Brother Ye Lin, I didn't write a word in Friday's diary, it's completely blank!"

I was so angry that I stood up directly and walked away.

"Hey, Brother Ye Lin, don't go!"

While chasing me, Shu Zhe didn't forget to continue the analysis behind me.

"My sister has never stopped writing a diary! It is a very abnormal behavior to only write the date without writing the content! She didn't write down the incident that conflicted with you on Friday. She must have regretted it so much that she wished to forget it too! This shows that you are in her I have a high position in my heart!"

"Shu Zhe, just analyze it randomly. Maybe it's just that the pen just ran out of ink! Besides, the United States has a high status in China's eyes, but it's just an opponent. Do you want to say that China has fallen in love with the United States?"

I couldn't help laughing when I thought of the weird scene where the Chinese rabbit and the American bald eagle ran to the United Nations to get a marriage certificate one day.

"wrong!!"

Shu Zhe's sudden increase in volume made me turn my head to look at him.

"Brother Ye Lin, you have too little experience in love, that's why you don't understand! It doesn't matter whether a girl hates you or fears you at first, as long as the feelings of hatred and fear are strong enough, it will easily turn into love. of!"

"Huh? Is this the case?"

Girls are really strange creatures that I can't understand. Men have only two choices to fight or flee for the things they hate and fear.

"Brother Ye Lin, based on my love experience and familiarity with my sister, no matter whether she likes you or hates you now, she is already upset because of you. If you are willing to push, we will have a door! "

"Who is 'us' to you? It's as if you want to pick up your sister with me..."

Seeing that I still couldn't get serious, Shu Zhe was in a hurry.

"We are a united front! It is a win-win outcome for you to see my sister! Girls will spend a lot of money on dressing when they are in love. If my sister increases her pocket money because of this, according to her personality of pursuing fairness, Definitely give me an increase in pocket money too!"

"Where is the win-win? After all, it's all for your benefit! What have I gained?"