I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"You got my sister!"

Shu Zhe's expression clearly said, "Don't you understand such a simple truth?", as if he was a senior student.

I have a hard time understanding the idea of ​​one person getting another.

People are not objects without independent will, ownership can be determined as easily as objects, and they are not pets. As long as you are willing to raise it, you are its owner.

From the point of view of physics, I tend to say that the U.S. military got Saddam Hussein and Mao Zedong, and I hope China can also get those corrupt officials who fled abroad as soon as possible.

Xing Xing's group of playboys once told me that there was a tall, handsome man in their school who liked to "collect stamps", had dated countless girls, and often boasted that he had gotten many girls.

If this theory is feasible, if I go to Badaling and Jiayuguan and write "Come here for a visit" on each section of the city wall, can it be said that I have obtained the entire Great Wall?

It is immoral to scribble on cultural relics and historic sites, and it is irresponsible to scribble on other people's youth.

Even if it's just a canvas, I won't draw lightly until I have the painting skills worthy of the canvas.

The idea of ​​"getting" the squad leader is very unrealistic to me.

Taking a step back, even if the squad leader was "obtained" by her brother's conspiracy, she would never be happy, would she?

Even Shu Sha, who is so strong on weekdays, will shed tears after learning the truth, right?

I can't stand girls' tears.

Because I used to be weak, because I used to cry alone, so I don't want anyone to cry because of me.

I can't understand the romance of girls and how they can fall in love with someone they hate.I think the romance of a man is to fight to the death at Thermopylae like the three hundred warriors of Sparta.

When I thought that when I died in battle, there were still girls crying for me in the distance, the bloody scene suddenly changed.

I can't think of any use for falling in love other than making me weaker.

You mean biological needs?Just masturbate to that kind of thing, or find a masturbation cup from the inventory at home.

My father gave me sex education very early (nonsense selling h things every day without education and self-teaching), he told me: Confucius said: food, sex and sex.That is to say, appetite and sexual desire are basically on the same level, and sexual desire is neither higher nor lower than appetite.All kinds of perverted behaviors in society are caused by inability to face up to sexual desire, hostility to sexual desire and exaggeration of sexual desire.Those who advocate sexual annihilation are as bad as those who advocate promiscuity. They seem to say that people can not eat, or that people should eat and drink too much every day.

I think masturbation is probably equivalent to eating instant noodles at home, right?It may not be as good as the big meals outside, but it's not that troublesome.

If I overthrow the squad leader just for physical needs, it is basically equivalent to killing a small sika deer running happily in the forest just to satisfy my appetite.

I don't think the tears in the little sika deer's eyes are such a beautiful sight when I feast on the body of the little sika deer.

What's more, my main energy is devoted to physical exercise, masturbation is only occasionally, and I am not as addicted as Cao Jingshen. I heard that he once suffered from arm spasms and was sent to the hospital for treatment.

To sum up, I think Shu Zhe's wishful thinking for me to be the squad leader is a bad idea.

I told Shu Zhe that I'm not interested in your sister, so don't mention it in the future, and it's easy to be misunderstood when we are always together, maybe they think I'm blackmailing you.

Shu Zhe felt that he had spent a lot of effort and only got this kind of answer, showing an expression of resentment and unwillingness.

"Brother Ye Lin, after passing this village, there will be no such shop! If you really don't want to, I'll find another way!"

"Eh? What else are you planning to do, your unworthy brother?"

Shu Zhe straightened his hair that was blown tousled by the wind.

"What are you going to do? Hmph, if my sister doesn't give me pocket money, I'll earn it myself! I heard that someone in the second grade is selling nude photos of my sister...it's obviously from PS, and they can be sold for 100 yuan a piece... ..."

I was shocked by his words.

I looked at him with a very serious expression, and he looked back at me with a very serious expression.

Nima, what do you kid want to do!You are crazy about money!Are you going to actually take some nude photos of Shu Sha and sell them in order to earn some pocket money!Cao Jingshen has met a strong competitor!This kid can come up with genuine nude photos of the squad leader!Cao Jingshen, no matter how good your ps skills are, you don't have the slightest chance of winning!

I warned Shu Zhe not to do such immoral things that lose humanity, but Shu Zhe ignored my words.

"Brother Ye Lin, after I take a photo of my sister, I may give priority to selling it to you, but 300 yuan is not negotiable! If you don't buy it, I will sell it to someone else!"

I think this little bastard really deserves a beating. If I wasn't worried about being seen on the playground, I would definitely give him a beating.

In front of so many people who couldn't beat him and scold him, I had no choice but to sneer at him, hoping he would realize his mistake.

"Shu Zhe, your price is quite fair! The fake products from PS sell for 100, but you only buy the real one for 300, which is a price of conscience!"

I hope he can think with his conscience whether his sister who has taken care of him for so many years should be treated like this.

Shu Zhe didn't hear the meaning behind my words, so he thoughtlessly picked a piece of chewing gum and put it in his mouth to chew.

"I also want to sell more expensive ones, but since I peeked at my sister taking a bath in the fourth grade, she has been very guarded against me. Now even if I try my best, I can only take pictures of my sister showing two points at most... ..."

You are not ashamed!In the fourth grade, I learned to peek at my sister taking a bath!Shu Sha was sweating profusely from maintaining order in class all day, and she still had to be on guard against you little pervert when she got home!You white-eyed wolf!Quickly spit out all the food my sister cooked for you!

"Shu Zhe, you are too insignificant. The picture of your sister showing two points is circulating in the school. What kind of glory is it to you?"

"Of course it's not very glorious, so I said that I want to give priority to selling it to you, Brother Ye Lin!"

Shu Zhe handed me a piece of chewing gum while talking, but I didn't take it.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll resell it and sell it?"

"Don't be afraid. Although Brother Ye Lin has a bad temper, he is not a despicable person who would do such a thing. I will also hand over the memory card to you at that time, and I will not keep a backup. In case my sister's nude photos are spread in the school Well, that's your responsibility, Brother Ye Lin."

He spoke of this possibility as if it were a fait accompli.

"If my sister is sad and tears because of these photos, Brother Ye Lin can only take responsibility to comfort her sister? With your character, you might use violence to take back these photos from the whole school! You are the most vulnerable when you are sad, once you find that you can rely on someone at this time, you will easily be captured by you, Brother Ye Lin!"

This kid Shu Zhe thinks so beautifully!I don’t even think that after the squad leader finds these photos, he will immediately think that they were taken secretly by his family members. The biggest suspicion is that he peeked at his unscrupulous younger brother in the shower, and then he will hang you upside down from the ceiling and whip you. punishment?

At this time, the preparation bell rang, and the time for free activities was always short.

I warned Shu Zhe again not to do immoral things, otherwise even if the squad leader didn't beat him to death, I would bury him in the ground.

Shu Zhe didn't seem to care at all, while walking towards the teaching building, he greeted a girl with shawl hair in the distance.

Judging by the degree of intimacy, it should be his little girlfriend who makes him spend money like water.

I suddenly felt a certain dissonance.

"Shu Zhe, the last time I was under Jiangqiao, I remember your girlfriend wore short hair? Why did it grow so long in just a few days?"

Shu Zhe finally showed a little embarrassed expression.

"Brother Ye Lin, I let you see it! Because I was beaten and kicked in front of the hooligans last time, Xiaohua saw all the embarrassing scenes. My boyfriend felt very humiliated, so he let her go. Throw it away and get a new one..."

Changed! ?Change it! ?Replaced with a new one! ?

It's only been a few days!You little playboy!The efficiency is too high!No wonder you say you have rich experience in love!

Where did Xiao Hua feel sorry for you?When you were besieged by hooligans, Xiao Hua was anxious to save you!In that case, Xiaohua is actually more dangerous than you!You dumped Xiaohua just because you lost face in front of Xiaohua!Do you have a conscience!

The fff group is indeed right!A heterosexual like you who sees different things and wants to change, is directly tied to the stake and burned to death, and it's over!

If I had known earlier, I would not save you!Just let those hooligans throw you into the river!I just rescued Xiaohua and threw you to those hooligans, even if they frantically killed you by turns, I wouldn't care about it!

Squad leader, your brother's character is seriously questionable!When you are busy all day long and have no time to care about others, your younger brother has grown into a bad boy who worships money, is vain, and is full of schemes and schemes, even though he looks cute on the outside!

It turns out that it is useless to lead by example!Your brother must have seen that you, a righteous devil, are busy, tired and angry every day, so he took you as a negative example!He decided to be lazy and irresponsible to spend his life in a luxurious way!

If I had a younger brother, I would have given him Spartan training since he was a child, so that it would be impossible for me to become such a weak, brain-wrecking little boy like Shu Zhe!

Monitor, you must have never hit him, right?It must be because I dote too much on my brother, so I only criticize him at most, right?Criticism is useless!To this kind of bad boy, you have to whip it hard!If you can't do it, I'll smoke it for you!

Although I don't hit girls, I don't show mercy when I teach men a lesson!If I teach him a lesson, he will definitely make him cry and promise to change his past!

I suddenly wanted to go back to the classroom to discuss with the class monitor. If she agreed to lend me my brother for a few days, I would be able to correct his bad behavior with an iron fist, make him give up all the methods of murdering his sister, and start a new life.

It's just that the squad leader won't agree. Why is she willing to hand over her heart and palm to me?

Stupid!You can continue to raise tigers for trouble!