I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

According to the schedule, the next class should be politics. When I returned to the classroom, Xiaoqin was still burying her head in copying the Bible. A few curious girls surrounded her and asked questions.

"Xiaoqin, what are you writing? Eh? You can write traditional characters so fast!"

"Let me read this: ... the boy you give birth to, you must throw it in the river, and all the girls, you must save her life... Whachale, this content is so pornographic and violent!"

"What do you know! This is "Exodus"! The contents of the Bible!"

"Xiaoqin, why are you copying the Bible? Does your family believe in religion?"

Seeing me come back and sit next to me, they scattered like sparrows.

Seeing me come back, Xiaoqin asked with amnesty:

"Is it enough for me to copy these? My hands are a little sore, can you stop for a while?"

Even though she asked, she didn't stop working. It seems that she didn't dare to stop work without the permission of me, the contractor.

She had adhesive tape on her head, and it was quite pitiful that her hands were sore. I spared her extrajudicially.

As a result, the political teacher was temporarily busy, and this class was replaced by an information class, and everyone went to the computer classroom in a hurry.

As usual, I sat in the last row with Cao Jingshen, while Xiaoqin was dragged to the side of them by the class monitor and the loudspeaker, and surrounded her asking if the injury on her head was still hurting.

But this time they didn't sit too far away, but sat in the front row of us. Probably the class monitor wanted to monitor whether Cao Jingshen and I would make any mistakes in the information class.

The distance is so close, even Cao Jingshen dared not to photoshop the squad leader's nude photos to pass the time like last time.

Maybe because this is the last class of the day, the teacher of the information class didn't sleep on the table, but ordered us to have a group discussion on the course of this chapter, and ran to the corridor to make a phone call.

The group discussion is discussed in the form of front and back tables, with 8 people in each group.

Logically, it should be the squad leader, Xiaoqin, Dalou, and PHS in the front row, plus us in the back row to form a group.

Of course, there are less than four people in our row, only me and Cao Jingshen.

Even if there were only two of us, the squad leader's girl group didn't plan to bring us along.

The information class has become a chat class, and it has become a place where boys brag about each other and girls exchange gossip.

When she was with the girls, Xiaoqin was obviously good at chatting, but today was an exception.

Not because she was injured, but because she was a little far away from me.

Right in front of her is the number one loyal dog, Brother Glasses, and right behind her is Cao Jingshen.

Being sandwiched between two boys, she suddenly became introverted again. She dared to answer only three questions from other girls.

It is not uncommon for girls in the class to be afraid of contacting boys. The school committee member, Gong Caicai, always stammers when collecting homework from boys.

So the squad leader and the others think that Xiaoqin's problems are the same as Gong Caicai's, maybe because she is too innocent, plus Xiaoqin is weak and sick and fainted today, the loud speaker said that Xiaoqin is almost comparable to the contemporary Lin Daiyu.

Lin Daiyu, your sister!This Lin Daiyu can single-handedly kill Jia's family from top to bottom!And she told Jia Baoyu dirty jokes every day, Jia Baoyu couldn't stand her harassment and was about to become a monk!

Whether she was told to pay attention to her health or compared to Lin Daiyu, Xiaoqin laughed and acted cute the whole time, and the four-person group of girls had a great time.

Somehow the subject changed, and they talked about inadvertently making friends.

Big Loudspeaker was the first to speak. She said that a distant cousin of hers was cheated by people in the society. She had to cut off relations with her family at one time. Now she didn’t know where she went. Maybe she was kidnapped and sold into a ravine. .

When it came to the emotional part, the big trumpet was furious, and he wished to take a Qinglong Yanyue knife immediately, and smash the person who cheated his cousin into thousands of pieces.

When it comes to making friends, PHS, who usually doesn't speak much, rarely dominates the topic.

As soon as she opened her mouth, I knew that captain Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi of the basketball team would be in trouble.

Sure enough, PHS spoke eloquently and brilliantly when talking about friendship, which could make a tiger bow its head and make a stone cry.Not to mention the squad leader and the others, even Cao Jingshen and I were dumbfounded.

In fact, PHS probably said tens of thousands of words. To sum up the central idea, friendship must be pure and pure. The friendship formed by sweat and hard work like Guo Songtao and Shen Shaoyi is the most admirable. Those who have such a pure friendship The two should get married right away, whoever dares to stop them is a crime.

PHS's talk frightened the squad leader a lot. She was worried that Xiaoqin would be polluted by this rotten girl, PHS.

I thought the monitor would be bureaucratic and clichéd like the dean, but all she talked about was women's independence.

The squad leader believes that women should rely on their own efforts to win their due positions in society, and they must oppose gender discrimination and not seek special treatment. By the way, they also severely criticized some women's outdated concept of "marry a chicken and follow a chicken, marry a dog and follow a dog" , and finally said that women must know how to refuse and resist, and must not accept it.

I felt that the class monitor’s speech was off topic, and she stared at me when she said “I can’t accept it”, as if I had been inhumanely abusing Xiaoqin all this time.

But I'm really ashamed to say that, Xiaoqin got a head injury today, and I forced her to copy the Bible.

Seeing that I was avoiding my eyes, the monitor thought that I knew I was wrong, so he talked to Xiaoqin about Stockholm Syndrome.

Stockholm Syndrome, also known as Hostage Syndrome, refers to the fact that under special circumstances, the kidnapped may have serious psychological dependence on the kidnapper, and even fall in love with him.

This new topic was very popular, and Big Speaker and PHS were scrambling to speak. With these two gossip masters, there was almost no monitor in the back.

Based on the limited information they have obtained, Xiaoqin does fit this symptom very well.

Evidence 1: My childhood sweetheart is very violent. I must have hit and scolded Xiaoqin since I was a child.

Evidence 2: Xiaoqin did not resist my abuse at all, and always took a resigned attitude, and said that she was my girlfriend.

Evidence 3: I don't recognize Xiaoqin as my girlfriend, and treat her indifferently and neglectfully.

Evidence 4: I look like a kidnapper.

To sum up, the initial guess that Xiaoqin and I are a couple has been seriously doubted, and even the big speaker thinks that the relationship between Xiaoqin and me is a bit strange.Faced with such doubts, Xiaoqin should have resolutely fought back, but now that she is in a bad state of male phobia, she can only say "that's not the case" and "you misunderstood".

They discussed this in front of me. I don't know if they want to embarrass me deliberately, or hope that I will come out to deny them and let them get more gossip material.

Xiaoqin heard that she and I were no longer a couple in the eyes of the classmates, she looked very sad, and tears fell down when she heard it.

Big Speaker and PHS quickly stopped talking, apologized to Xiaoqin and comforted her. While rubbing Xiaoqin's back to make her feel better, the squad leader gave me a hard look from the corner of his eye.

Eh?What does it have to do with me?Did Xiaoqin cry because of your gossip?What's the matter with your resentful and contemptuous eyes, monitor?Do you think that the reason why Xiaoqin shed tears is because she is afraid that she will be abused more cruelly by me in the future?

Do not make jokes!Also Stockholm Syndrome?Is it because I have been mistreating Xiaoqin?It's completely reversed!I have been bullied by Xiaoqin since I was 6 years old!Even if someone suffers from Stockholm Syndrome, it's me!

Hurry up and discover Xiaoqin's evil true face!Don't let her cry and wipe her tears, you just believe her!Her tears are crocodile tears!As long as you turn your back, she will "ahhhhhhhh" bite off my arm!

And monitor, you are too easily deceived by illusions!At your level, you still plan to become a criminal police officer in the serious crime team?I think your analytical ability is not as good as your brother's!

When I thought of Shu Zhe, that white-eyed wolf, I suddenly remembered what he said about my sister's diary.

If the squad leader doesn't replace the current diary, Shu Zhe will peek at his sister's diary every day to get information that is beneficial to him, right?

I have to find a way to remind the squad leader, but I can't say it clearly.

I decided to have a few words with Cao Jingshen who was reading comic books.

"Eunuch Cao, this class is a group discussion class. You can see how enthusiastic the girls in the front row are discussing. Our sect can't lose!"

Cao Jingshen put away the comic books.

"Sect Master Ye's lesson is that it is a disgrace to our sect to let these women make such a noise, so let us master and apprentice use discussions between men to frighten their knees!"

What he said was quite majestic, but in fact, the voice of these words was so low that the girls in the front row couldn't hear them at all.

Not as cowardly as he was, I cleared my throat and raised my voice.

"Eunuch Cao, I saw a diary with a combination lock for sale in a stationery store. How do you feel about the security?"

The squad leader didn't look back, but I seemed to see the squad leader's ears move, at least the long hair near her ears fluctuated slightly.

Unlike animals, it is said that most of the human ear motor muscles have degenerated, and only about 14 people in the world can move their ears freely.

Why do you belong to the 14 minority?Could it be that because your ancestors were hunters, you can move your ears to obtain more auditory information, which is of great help to hunting?

It turns out that not only do you have good eyesight, but you also have a keen sense of hearing?I really plan to be a sniper who can see all directions and listen to all directions!

It seems that I misunderstood. What you want to be in the future is not a criminal police officer of the serious crime team, but a sniper in the special column of criminal police, right?At that time, I will set up a sniper rifle on the top floor of the commercial building, calmly calculate the distance and wind speed, and once the negotiator fails to negotiate with the kidnapper, I will shoot the villain who kidnapped women and children to death, right?

No, I have to calm down. I haven't kidnapped women or children. The current task is to remind the monitor to change a diary.

When Cao Jingshen heard me talking about the diary with a combination lock, he felt very strange.

"Master, since when have you become interested in that thing? Do you want to memorize some martial arts secrets in it? For example, Zhuang..."

I gave him a "pause" gesture so he wouldn't finish what he shouldn't have said.

"I'm just asking casually. I have a distant cousin who foolishly kept a diary every day since elementary school. I said that the kind of combination lock diary she used was not safe, and she still didn't believe it..."

The squad leader's long hair trembled even more. Really, I said my cousin is stupid, and it has nothing to do with you.

"Eh? Head? Do you have a cousin? Why didn't I know that before!"

Cao Jingshen made an expression of extreme surprise and excitement, which can be described in four words as a sperm on the brain.

"Hurry up and introduce me, Sect Leader! Don't let the fat and water flow to outsiders, Sect Leader! The disciple's life's happiness depends on you, Sect Leader!"

Cao Jingshen sincerely wished he could kneel down for me.

I squinted my eyes and gave him proletarian contempt. Even if I really had a cousin, I would never push her into the fire pit.

"Don't worry, I misremembered, it's actually my distant cousin."

Cao Jingshen rolled his eyes angrily.

"Sect Leader, you can't tell the difference between your cousin and cousin. This is likely to cause serious problems!"