I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I didn't think carefully about what the "very important issue" he said was, so I continued on my own:

"She didn't believe that the combination lock was not safe, so she made a bet with me to see if I could crack the combination in front of her..."

After Cao Jingshen heard that I only had a cousin, he completely lost interest, but the squad leader kept pricking up his ears to eavesdrop.

"I saw that there were only three parallel combination disks in her diary, and I immediately laughed. I said cousin, you are too stupid, there are only 000 combinations of numbers from 999 to 1000! As long as you have patience, anyone can do it." It can be solved!"

The squad leader turned his head slightly, as if he was thinking about something, but Cao Jingshen quit:

"Master! Is it a cousin or a cousin? You just said it was a cousin! Your distant relative is from Thailand!"

I made a gesture to slap him so that he fell silent, and continued:

"My cousin... my cousin didn't believe it, so I started to crack it in front of her. Your master, I am a wise man, I started to try from 999 backwards, and quickly tried her password! What did I say? You little girl, your password is 813!"

Hearing me say the number "813", the squad leader shuddered like an electric shock, as if the seat under him had suddenly turned into an electric torture chair.

The goal has been achieved, and then I talked nonsense with Cao Jingshen, saying that the number 813 is easy to remember, it seems that "1" is cut vertically with "8" and becomes "3", so anyone who is not brainy Girls who are easy to use are used as passwords.

In the remaining half of the class, the monitor didn't take the initiative to speak again, and even if asked questions, she answered perfunctorily. After the bell rang, she was the first to return to the classroom of the second grade (3) class. I saw her packing her schoolbag. His face was pale, and he seemed impatient to go home.

That's right, quickly replace the notebook at home and replace it with a safer one, or don't keep any Lao Shizi diary at all!

The unsettled Monday campus life passed like this, and I returned home exhausted.

When I was eating hot pot at the dinner table, I saw my father was so happy to pick up the fish balls, and I suddenly remembered that I should ask my father Xingshi to blame, and asked him if he had given away photos of me when I was a child.

Dad didn't deny it, and confessed his crime while eating.

What I didn't expect was that pictures of me as a child were quite popular, especially among older aunts.To them, my photo might be like some kind of kid sticker.

So when Auntie Ren’s daughter Xiaoqin came to ask for a photo, my father thought it was Auntie Ren who wanted to take one as a souvenir, so he generously gave it to her.

My dad also complained that no one wanted my photos after the first grade of junior high school. The expression of my frowning and pointing fingers in the photos can basically only be used to ward off evil spirits.

"Xiao Lin, why did you suddenly ask about this? Did someone use your photo for bad purposes?"

Putting it on Xiaoqin's bedside should be considered a bad use, but I can't tell my father about Xiaoqin, it's too embarrassing.

I had no choice but to hew and haw and deal with it.

Nothing too significant happens this week into Thursday.

On Wednesday, I put on the school uniform of Qingzi Academy again, sneaked into the school and gave Amy the handwriting grid book copied by Xiaoqin. This time, it was quite a lot, probably enough for Amy to use for a few weeks.

I was bumped into by Pentheus on the way, but he didn't break through the love affair between me and Amy.

He also told me that Miss Ai Mier doesn't have many friends in Qingzi Academy. Although he doesn't say it, he actually hopes that you can come and see her often.As long as you don't bring her junk food, or do anything particularly outrageous, you won't interfere with us.

I'm not used to his gentle attitude towards me, and it always reminds me of what Amy said, that Pentheus is a pure gay.

I simply asked him outright if he was thinking about my ass.

Pentheus shook his head, feeling insulted, but not angry with me.

"Young man, do you know? Pentheus is the name I gave myself after my rebirth. This name is taken from a sea god in Greek mythology."

I haven't seen him for a few days, and Pentheus's Chinese has improved again. Although the emphasis is still weird, the meaning is quite clear.

"What's the matter with the sea god? I heard my dad say that all the gods in Greek mythology are hooligans, with Zeus at the head, and none of them are serious!"

While clutching my buttocks tightly, I yelled loudly at Pentheus. The other students in Qingzi Academy watched from a distance curiously, but no one dared to approach.

Maybe someone is hoping that Pentheus will blow me away with the palm of his hand.

"Young man, although Pentheus is the god of the sea, what he represents is not the rough sea water, but the 'big pit' that holds the sea water!"

"What do you mean?"

Pentheus said no more, but smiled at me, as if he meant everything without saying anything.

I seem to have realized a little bit, what he meant is that he is a complete size 0, and when he is gay, he will only accommodate others, and he will never miss my fragile chrysanthemum.

"Then why are you always being so polite to me? You are Amy's bodyguard. I heard that if anyone wants to get close to Amy on campus, they will be blocked by you with a cold face! Why do you only take special care of me?" ?”

Xing Xing is an example, because he thought I was his big brother, so Amy was not an outsider, so he wanted to ask Amy for an autograph, but Pentheus threw him out with a belt, and Obama bit his ankle.

"Boy..."

"My name is Ye Lin! Don't call me a young man! It's so disgusting!"

I solemnly protest.

Pentheus spread his hands and said that he would do what I wanted.

"Lin, are you straight?"

Nima is just as I wished!It's even more nasty than before!Although according to American habits, my name is indeed called "Lin Ye", but you should prepare me mentally!And what does it mean to ask about my sexual orientation in public?

"When... of course it's heterosexual!"

It should be true, although I haven't decided to establish an intimate relationship with a certain opposite sex so far, but at least I have tested my physiological reaction with Xiaoqin.

Pentheus further asked:

"If you were straight, would you like a little girl in primary school?"

Nima, what is the problem!Is the lolicon test of the US government?If the fbi wants to sweep up lolicon around the world, I will report Director Cao!You go and catch him!In addition, there is a school doctor in our school who is Shotacon, so we can take her away too!I'm not a lolicon!I don't like bratty little girls!

Seeing the expression on my face, Pentheus went on:

"Don't get me wrong, I mean if there is a very young girl who happens to fit your aesthetics, even though you won't have the desire to marry her right away, you will have expectations of her in your heart, right?"

I raise one eyebrow.

"Is it the kind of expectation that she will grow up to be 15 years old, so that the crime will be at least lighter?"

Pentheus shook his big fan-like hand again and again.

"Lin, it's not as dirty as you imagined. It may also be out of pure kindness. I hope that the girl I admire can grow up safely and achieve happiness. This is the relentless pursuit of 'beauty' that humans have always been."

I really hope that this former underground boxer nicknamed "Black Death" will tell me some tricks to kill, that will be more natural than talking about such an empty topic as "beauty".

"Lin, I look at you, just like you look at that little girl who hasn't grown up yet. It's not that I have any desire for you, it's just a kind of appreciation and wish, and I hope you can get happiness."

It’s so disgusting, so disgusting, especially Pentheus’s gentle gaze makes me unbearable, I’m about to vomit... It turns out that the legend of killing with eyes is true, and Pentheus can kill me with his eyes in another sense. !

But thanks to Pentheus, I can go to Amy openly in the future, without hiding from the security guards, climbing over the wall, and laughing at Obama's dog's head.

Amy was very happy when she got the grid book I gave her. She was a little surprised at first to hear that Pentheus had turned a blind eye to cheating in handwriting, but later she was not surprised.

It turned out that Pentheus also tried to learn how to write Chinese characters, but he went crazy after only a week of learning. Several other bodyguards couldn't hold him down. He still didn't want to hurt anyone even under his rage. Half the sod in the yard had been eaten away.The rapper who lived across the street was very frightened and called 911 to call the police. If Amy's mother hadn't intervened, Pentheus might have been locked up in a mental hospital.

So Pentheus thinks that the little master cheated on writing Chinese characters is justifiable.

Amy also said that Americans have a saying called "It's harder than Chinese characters", which is roughly equivalent to "Zhen** is difficult" in Chinese.She felt that it was enough for her to master Chinese characters to this extent, and she didn't live in China and never left, so why worked so hard.

Because I didn't have to avoid Pentheus, I stayed in Amy's room for more than 2 hours. During the conversation, I got a better understanding of the situation in the VIP building.

This long-term vacant VIP building is now almost completely occupied by Amy and her followers.

Pentheus lived opposite Amy, and the rest of the bodyguards lived in the adjacent room. There were also personal doctors, drivers, cooks, nutritionists...

Amy lives in a luxurious two-person room with a spacious living room and two bedrooms. The toilet and bathroom are separated. The bathing facilities are fully equipped, and the glass shower room and whirlpool bathtub are equipped with massage functions, which is very luxurious.

This is why Amy is still picky, saying that the water from the shower is not soft enough, and her tender skin is red after taking a bath.

Because she is allergic to strong sunlight, among the two bedrooms, Amy chose a bedroom with slightly less lighting.

The other bedroom is completely empty, but someone cleans it every day. Pillows and bedding are all available, and it is mainly used by dance teachers and the like for temporary rest.

All the female teachers were unwilling to rest in this empty room, and even tried their best to avoid changing clothes in it. Pentheus was puzzled by this situation.

What is so incomprehensible!Amy said every day that you installed cameras everywhere in the room, those female teachers must be afraid of being peeped by you!They don't know that you don't get any pleasure from watching their naked bodies!