Don't say such nonsense casually!This is how you, an advanced democratic country, solve problems!There are many people on the Internet praising the United States as the hope of mankind and the beacon of freedom!The result is to kill whoever you hate?

I coughed a few times and said that the so-called guy I hate is not bad enough to need humane destruction, but just a selfish ghost who doesn't know how to empathize with others. It would be great if I could teach him to learn to empathize.

"Hmph, think about this kind of thing in another way. I learned it when I was in elementary school in the United States! At that time, the school made boys and girls wear special weight-bearing clothes to simulate the feeling of pregnancy, so that both boys and girls will understand When you see the pain of pregnancy, you will use contraception carefully... Huh, the education of the Celestial Dynasty really failed!"

I don't know how Amy always criticizes and criticizes China's education. It may be just competitive.I really don't have any constructive comments. Even if I force Shuzhe to wear an American weight jacket, I can't make him understand the hardship of being a sister.

It was getting dark outside, and I said it was time to go home.

"Okay, if you want to go back, go back, anyway, I'm tired of looking at your face all the time."

Amy sat on the sofa cushion and didn't seem to get up to see off the guests at all. Instead, she closed her eyes and turned her head to the side, showing disdain for me.

I don't have the same knowledge as her, so I patted the dog's head of Obama who came over.

"Manservant...you...when will you come over again?"

Amy doesn't look me straight in the eye, and looks at the corner of the wall when she talks.

"Wait when I'm free. Is this practice grid book enough for you for a few weeks? Don't you want me to come here often?"

The vegetable juice is quite delicious, and the figs are also good. I shouldn't suffer a lot if I come here often to accompany Amy.

"Who... who wants you to come here often, stop being so sentimental! Next time I have a task for you, I will call you!"

"Oh, then I'm leaving!"

I squatted down to tie my shoelaces.

Amy used the armrest of the sofa as a cover, and half-hidden behind to watch me put on my shoes, wondering what the meaning of her action was.

"Hey, valet, did you use the activity fund card I gave you last time to buy something you like?"

It seems to be asking me what I like in a different way.

"That... because I've been very busy recently, I haven't used it once!"

Amy showed the expression of a sharp-billed beast.

"I'm really worthless, I don't even know how to spend money."

Although she taunted me verbally, there was joy in her blue eyes. It must not be because I saved her money, but because she found that I don't have a particularly big desire for money, so it's not easy to be bribed by her mother, right?

"Hey, I'll ask Pentheus to pick you up on Sunday, and you come to the film and television city to see me filming."

Not a request but a commanding tone.

To be honest, I'm kind of interested.Although I don't plan to be an action movie actor anymore, it should be quite interesting to watch the filming process, and I don't know what ridiculous appearance Amy will dress up when filming.

"Well, if I have nothing else to do, I might consider visiting you on Sunday."

"Eh? You actually said that? Isn't the master's order the highest priority!"

Who are you master!I just think you are lonely, so I am kind enough to accompany you!

I don't want to talk nonsense with her, because she saw me stretch my head forward when I put on my shoes, and when I stretched out my hand, I touched her head again.

This time Amy did not resist, and was obediently rubbed by me a few times, lowering her head so that I could not see the expression on her face.

"If you don't come on Sunday, I won't forgive you!"

While being patted on the head by me, he said threatening words, which was very unconvincing.

Hearing that I was going home, Pentheus offered to drive me. I was afraid to ride with him, so I ran back by myself.

By the way, the school uniform of Qingzi Academy is a little tight when moving around!No wonder they can't always beat others in fights, even the school uniforms lack this consideration.

Because of the tape on Xiaoqin's head, I haven't bullied her in the past few days.

She used Brother Optimus Prime as a bait time and time again to deceive me, and I have done so extrajudicially.

Not only did she not repay her kindness, but she also harassed me verbally in various ways, which prevented me from concentrating on class.

However, it may be due to the fact that her head and abdomen hurt a little, neither the frequency nor the intensity of the harassment was as good as it was a few days ago.

In addition, the squad leader didn't talk to me and treated me like carbon monoxide.

The loudspeaker urged me to apologize to the monitor more than once.Sincerely apologize and don't make any Shukbeta jokes.

I would like to find a suitable time, but the loyal dog brothers are not far away from the squad leader recently, and he has already done the work of moving things.

Shu Zhe didn't come to look for me again, maybe he was also afraid of being discovered by his sister - he couldn't have started his plan to secretly take nude photos of his sister, right?

I asked Cao Jingshen how his nude photo business is doing recently, and if he has any competitors.

When talking about this, Cao Jingshen's face beamed with joy.

"My lord, thanks to your blessing, I made a lot of money selling the class monitor's photo!"

"Eh? Didn't you post pictures of many girls? Why do you only talk about the monitor?"

While discussing in a low voice with Cao Jingshen, I kept my guard against the monitor in the distance. She not only has excellent eyesight, but also has elite hearing.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie, my disciples think that because the squad leader is usually too serious, people "can only watch from a distance and not play with it", so the more serious she is, the more customers like to see photos of her without clothes. What a reverse psychology!"

"So, my disciple, I plan to take the boutique route. Recently, I released a 12-piece set of the class leader's special series. If you buy them all, there will be a discount!"

"Master, do you want it? If you want it, I'll give you a set."

I seem to have seen the day when Cao Jingshen was stepped on by the squad leader and shot through his temple with a shotgun.

Under my questioning, Cao Jingshen talked about his customers, all of whom were from other classes. He dared not sell to his classmates for fear of being reported.

"General customer information is kept confidential, but who made you my master?"

Cao Jingshen mentioned that his biggest client was actually Li Erleng from class 2 ([-]) of junior high school. As long as this guy was the class monitor, he would definitely buy a photo of him. Cao Jingshen even gave him the golden VIP qualification and enjoyed a [-]% discount.

Li Er Leng is his nickname, his real name is Li Cunzhuang, he is not very smart, and it is widely rumored in the school that his parents are biological brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.

This guy is tall and big, weighs 0 catties, has a sloppy face, his left eye can't be opened all the time, and he always has to say the first word twice when he speaks.

For example, when you go to the cafeteria, you will say "buy...buy buns", and when you scold someone, you will say "that's...that's your mother".

Don't look at him stunned and stunned, but except for calling him nicknames behind his back, no one dares to provoke him in person.

Li Er Leng would always fight to the death, and the gangsters outside were afraid when they saw it (it is said that mental illness and mental retardation are not legally responsible for beating people to death).

Moreover, this fat man is very persistent, he won’t come back when he is sure of something, he is a bit similar to Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump", of course he is not as simple as Forrest Gump, otherwise he would not buy nude photos of the squad leader .

I thought to myself that this idiot spent a lot of money to buy nude photos of the monitor, wouldn't he be detrimental to the monitor in the future?

I'd better be on guard, but I don't know where to start right now.

"Eunuch Cao, are you going to keep selling the squad leader's photo like this?"

In the end I decided to kill the source.

Cao Jingshen turned pale with shock, and replied with sweat profusely:

"My lord, my disciple is wrong. I have sworn before that I will never make fun of your family again. You see, because Senior Ren Xiaoqin is my teacher's wife, I haven't photoshopped her photo, right? Does the master also have a title? If the squad leader is also your master, then I will immediately burn all the unsold photos as a disciple, and I will not keep a single one!"

What he said made me feel unreasonable. In fact, I had no reason to speak up for the squad leader. If Cao Jingshen likes to sell photos, he can just sell them. It’s not true anyway.

Seeing that I didn't pursue the matter any further, Cao Jingshen's complexion turned warm, and he said that he made a lot of money thanks to his master Hongfu, so he wanted to treat me to McDonald's at noon, so I went with him when I had nothing to do.

Xiaoqin originally hoped that I would have dinner with her, but when she saw that I was leaving with Cao Jingshen, she didn't dare to talk to Cao Jingshen, so she could only look at me with aggrieved eyes, hoping that I could find out with my conscience.

Would it be heartless if I didn't eat with you?I ignored her, and Xiaoqin was later dragged away by the monitor and his gang.

When I was eating chicken wings with Cao Jingshen at McDonald's, I suddenly thought that strictly speaking, these consumptions were obtained by the squad leader's appearance. After this meal, Cao Jingshen and I were shameless accomplices!

Why do you feel like you are a pimp?And I somehow feel like I owe the squad leader a lot of money...

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