I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Xing Xing came just in time, I chatted with him a few words, and asked him if he could help me lure his aunt away.

"My aunt? Oh, I remembered! She seems to be the dean of your school! Look at my head, I haven't mentioned it to you!"

Xing Xing made a sorry expression.

"Well, don't mention it, I know now, you just find a way to lure her away, so I can get out of the coffee shop."

"Why, Brother Ye, in your school, do you even control the students going out to eat?"

Xing Xing looked righteously indignant, feeling that this was too inhumane.

"It doesn't matter if one person goes out to eat, but it doesn't matter if two people go out to eat."

The dean obviously didn't know that I knew Xing Xing, and now he saw me talking to his nephew, showing both surprise and vigilance.

At this time, Xing Xing also found that there were two sets of cutlery on my table, and there was a small folding umbrella on Shusha's side.

"Eh? Brother Ye, did you eat with your girlfriend? Where is she?"

I just wanted to point under the table, but then I thought it was wrong.

"Don't worry about it. Anyway, if the dean is staring at you like this, we won't be able to leave. It's time for you to show your skills!"

Xing Xing committed a difficult situation.

"Brother Ye, my aunt has a very bad temper. Usually, even my dad can hide and hide, and let her go. You asked me to find a way to distract her. I will really..."

"What's the problem? Just say that you were in the bathroom and saw a male student from No. 28 Middle School smoking!"

Xing Xing clapped his palms and said: "Good idea! Brother Ye, you are both wise and brave! My admiration for you, my brother, is like the water of the Yellow River, and it can't stop talking..."

I felt that he still had time to flatter me at this time, and it was a waste of time, so I made a gesture of getting up to beat him, which meant to tell him to hurry up.

Unexpectedly, I moved my foot, I don't know if I stepped on the monitor's hand or hair, which made the monitor yell out "ah".

I secretly screamed that something was wrong, halfway through getting up, I sat back immediately.

Xing Xing had a puzzled expression: "Brother Ye, why did your female companion run under the table? Could it be..."

I was impatient, afraid that he would say something nonsense again, so I gave him a hard look and cursed angrily:

"What are you asking! It's so inconvenient to ask you to do such a trivial matter! Do you want to kill me in the future!"

As soon as he heard that I would take him out to kill people in the future, Xing Xing's eyes lit up, he nodded at me, and hurried back to the teaching director.

I don't know exactly what Xing Xing told the dean. Anyway, after hearing what he said, the dean followed him to the men's toilet half-believingly. Before he left, he took a look here.

As soon as the alarm was lifted, I immediately lifted the tablecloth, grabbed the monitor's hand, and dragged her out.

The squad leader looked like a diver who had held his breath underwater for too long, with a pale face and gasping for breath, as if he had a lot to say, but he couldn't say anything for a while.

I don't intend to listen to her complaining, the night is long and the dream is full, so I dragged her towards the exit.

"Umbrella! Umbrella!"

The squad leader pointed to the folding umbrella on the table, I went back and grabbed it, and continued to pull the squad leader towards the exit.

"Slow down, slow down, my legs are numb! Every step I take now hurts!"

It is rare to hear the class leader beseechingly. I really want to slow down, but if the dean returns, all previous efforts will be wasted.

So I scare the monitor:

"I don't care! If you don't go, hurry up, I'll take you away!"

The squad leader seemed to be very afraid of this proposal. She frowned, with a stubborn and unyielding expression on her face, and immediately picked up her pace.

It's just that every time I take a step, my brow twitches, it seems that it really hurts.

After finally walking out of the revolving door of the coffee shop, it was still raining outside, but it was already sunny compared to before.

I saw that the monitor's feet had almost recovered, so I let go of her hand and walked into the drizzle alone.

She was taken aback, but my hair and shoulders were already wet, so even if you gave me the umbrella at this time, it would not be of much use.

"I'm leaving, this kind of light rain is just right for me, monitor, go home by yourself!"

I turned my back to her and raised my left hand as farewell.

"Ye Lin!"

The squad leader called me from behind, but hesitated for a while, as if he didn't know what to say.

"You... are you really going to kill people?"

I could hardly hold back my laughter, the class monitor actually took the joke I told Xing Xing just now seriously.

But there is no point in explaining it here. Anyway, I am a hopeless violent person, and I don't intend to change the squad leader's impression of me.

So I replied in my usual hooligan tone:

"Yeah, in my line of work, if you don't kill people for three days, your skills will be ruined, so you have to study hard! Tomorrow I have to take my little brother to grab the territory and collect protection money! If you can't get protection money, What kind of treat do you have for dinner?"

The monitor's voice trembled:

"So, you invited me to eat, did you use the money you robbed..."

Her tone was accusatory, as if I had poisoned her food.

I was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so I didn't answer her, and walked away in the rain on my own.

After walking more than ten steps, I heard the squad leader's voice full of resentment shouting from a distance:

"You bastard! I don't care about you anymore! You just die under someone else's machete!"

Don't care about me anymore?That's really thankful, I hope you mean what you say.

I hummed a ditty and walked home in the drizzle.

This Sunday, I originally agreed with Amy to go to the set to watch her filming, but Pentheus called me in the morning to inform me that today’s shooting was canceled because the set of the set was damaged by the torrential rain on Saturday .

Because she felt that the old man was against her, Amy lost her temper and threw the teddy bear all over the bedroom. When Pentheus called me, she was already lying on the bed and fell asleep.

I feel a bit regretful that I can't watch how the film is made up close, but the future is long, and there will always be opportunities in the future.

For students, the weekend is always very short, and it is Monday again in a blink of an eye.

Because of the flag-raising ceremony, I wore a school uniform. Xiaoqin should learn to be smarter and wear a school uniform to school, right?

But the school uniform was worn, but she came later than me.

And his face was ashen, clutching his stomach as if he had been shot, and he greeted me weakly sitting in the seat:

"Student Ye, Ye Lin, I can still see you before I die, and I have no regrets in this life..."

Saying "plop", he fell on his seat and didn't get up in the first two classes.

I guarded against her trap, so I didn't talk to her.

She came alive a little bit in the third class.

"Student Ye Lin, did you know that it rained on Saturday?"

"..."

"After it rained, I hit the boss with thunder!"

"..."

"I was worried about you, so I called your home, but no one answered, why do you go out in the rain?"

I should have been having dinner with the monitor when Xiaoqin made the phone call, but I can't tell her about it, otherwise I'm not sure what she will do.

"Student Ye Lin, let me tell you, don't go out on a rainy day in the future, you will be struck to death by lightning!!"

Xiaoqin warned me very seriously.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Why should I be struck to death by lightning! I haven't done anything wrong!"

I just had a meal with the monitor, and you're not my girlfriend, why should I feel sorry for you?Besides, that meal did not increase the friendship between me and the monitor at all!Now my reputation with the monitor is still cold!

While drawing circles on the desk with her fingers, Xiaoqin said with a sad face:

"Lightning is really scary. One of my grandfather's friends was killed by lightning!"

"Eh? What's going on?"

I'm a little curious. Aunt Ren came from a family of martial arts. Xiaoqin's grandfather is Aunt Ren's father. He must also be a martial arts master, right?

"Well... I heard from my mother that this friend of grandpa's is also a martial arts senior. He once bet with grandpa that he was fast enough to avoid lightning, so he held an iron rod in the thunderstorm. I strode outside, but was struck to death by lightning..."

your sister!What kind of martial arts senior is this!What a terrible lack of culture!And why didn't Xiaoqin's grandfather stop this friend?Didn't he also know that it is impossible for a man to be faster than lightning?

"Xiaoqin, what kind of bet did that martial arts senior make with your grandfather? He worked so hard?"

"Well, it seems to be saying that if he escapes the lightning, let grandpa marry his daughter—that is, my mother—to be his daughter-in-law..."

So this martial arts senior wants to be a cheap son-in-law!You let a friend who is called a brother and brother marry his daughter to you, you can really say it!Is it Lolicon?In the era of Xiaoqin's grandfather, there were lolicons!

Fortunately, he was struck to death by lightning, otherwise Xiaoqin would be that old guy's daughter, and I don't know how stupid she will be by then!

As she talked, Xiaoqin's expression became more and more strange, sometimes it was fear and sometimes it was pain, as if an invisible invisible man had stabbed her.

She trembled all over, and the table vibrated with her, moaning as if she was about to die.

I don't know if she is really uncomfortable or just pretending, so I can only look at her from the side.

Finally, she let out a long breath, wiped the fine beads of sweat from her forehead, and bent over the table like a shrimp, facing me.

I couldn't read the expression on Xiaoqin's face. There were joy and shyness, as if secretly rejoicing, but also as if a catastrophe was imminent.

She blushed and said to me:

"Student Ye Lin... From now on, I will be a real woman..."