I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I decided to call Xiaoqin when I went home at night.

It's not that I haven't seen her for a day, I miss her a little bit.

It's that if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me at home.

If Dad answered her phone, and she told Dad on the phone that there was something, something bad would happen.

The "hhh club" that Dad joined last time seems to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, and uploaded a large number of porn and h games for members to download.

If this is the case, then they are no different from ordinary pornographic stations. Sooner or later, they will be cracked down by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to ordinary members will wear cold handcuffs.

What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is paid by Director Cao and the long-term president of Shenlong. They are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization. The qualification review of new members Very harsh.

By the way, Director Cao is the organization director of this association, and my dad is a senior commentator who specializes in publishing thoughtful commentary articles on all kinds of porn movies with connotation and soul.

A few well-known signed commentator articles include "A smile without whiteness is not a good smile", "Mr. Cang's voice of nature", "Tianhai sauce's thighs and the loneliness of an otaku", "The h version of Avengers respects the original more The place"……

After dinner, my dad locked himself in the study, and while answering inquiries from customers in the Taobao store, he played a series of small movies of "Beijing Fever" that netizens took by himself at a very loud volume.

In his words, he needs to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic pornography.

I was very angry and asked my father to turn down the sound, after all, it would not have a good influence on my adolescent boy.

"Dad, you want you to go against the sky!? The sound of the porn was heard by my son! If I raped a female classmate at school, it is all your responsibility!"

Dad turned down the volume knowingly, and I walked to the living room phone exhausted, and dialed Xiaoqin's phone number.

Is it my psychology?Why does it feel like I can still hear the lewd voices coming from the study?It shouldn't matter, right?No one's hearing is so sensitive across the phone, right?

The phone rang 5 or 6 times before being picked up by a slightly hoarse female voice who was quite listless.

"Hey?"

I was startled, and suddenly realized that although I called Xiaoqin last time, she answered at the speed of light, but today she is not feeling well, and the person who answered the phone may be Aunt Ren who came home early to take care of her daughter what!

The person who answered the phone only said "Hello" in a very low voice. It's really hard to tell if it's the mother or the daughter!

What to do? What to do? What to do?Suddenly, I'm going to have a conversation with Aunt Ren!I'm not ready yet!

Don't you just hang up the phone without saying a word?It also seems that I have no courage!

And it's your daughter who has been pestering me!You have ravaged me for so many years as a bully, and now you are trying to ruin my life with a new trick!Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy!

After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely. Anyway, I overheard their mother and daughter’s conversation at Xiaoqin’s home last time. Judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to have known about my existence for a long time.

"Hi, I'm your daughter's classmate, my name is Ye Lin..."

As soon as I announced my name, the voice on the other side immediately became full of anger:

"You bastard, you still have the face to call!?"

Aunt Ren's reaction was so intense, it was beyond my expectation.

"Auntie, don't be angry..."

"How can I not be angry? You made my daughter like this, and you still have the face to call me aunt?"

I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "hurting her daughter like this", but it is true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin at school recently.

And Aunt Ren's voice sounds a little strange, doesn't it?Is it because of fatigue and anger?Why does it feel hoarse than what I heard the day before yesterday?It's a bit like pinching your throat on purpose to pronounce!

Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said again like a cannonball:

"You think you're amazing, don't you? Because my daughter backs you, you don't know how to cherish it, do you? She hides in the room and cries every day after being bullied by you. As a mother, I feel heartbroken after hearing this. what!"

"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't bully Xiaoqin on purpose... If she comes to school tomorrow, I will apologize to her face to face!"

"really?"

Aunt Ren's words were suddenly not hoarse at all, and they were mischievous and self-satisfied that were seriously incompatible with her age.

But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.

"Hmph, you men say one thing and do another! Do you still want to use a few harmless lies to continue to deceive our family Xiaoqin? Our family is not as easy to bully as you imagined!"

My heart skipped a beat. If Aunt Ren came to my house to ask her crimes, with her former world champion's strength, my dad and I would definitely lie down!

If Aunt Ren, who is eager to love her daughter, doesn't pay attention to the seriousness of her attack, the lives of our father and father will be explained here!

Although my dad is hiding in his study writing porn reviews, but after all, he doesn't want to implicate his death!

So I hurriedly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of good things on the phone.

Like "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regret it afterwards..."

And "Xiaoqin said that she hoped that I would be her boyfriend, which made me feel at a loss. Are we too young..."

But Aunt Ren was persistent and kept accusing me of bad conduct and disgusting face, and soon rose from just talking about facts to personal attacks.

She said that my narrow eyes looked like parallelograms, and the small eyeballs moved around like playing a Windows pinball game.

I rely on Aunt Ren, you are so free!So busy on set that you still have time to play pinball on your laptop?And the metaphor of a parallelogram is too much!I'm still a human being, not a robot!

He also said that I don't know how to be sympathetic, rude and ungrateful.

"Fortunately, I gave you candied haws when I was young!"

Aunt Ren, you have the nerve to say it!All the candied haws you gave me were taken away by your daughter!If you really want me to eat it, just stand by and watch me eat it!As soon as you leave, Xiaoqin reveals her true colors!

Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, you already have my daughter and you still want to be on two boats!"

The more I heard, the more something was wrong, so I tentatively asked:

"Then what should I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"

Aunt Ren snorted triumphantly on the phone, as if she had been prepared to say:

"If you don't want me to be angry, unless...unless the two of you go to get married tomorrow!"

"Eh? Aunt Ren, what did you say?"

"I said that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, you two will go get a marriage certificate for me!"

Your sister's marriage certificate!Your sister's police station!The marriage certificate must be handled at the Civil Affairs Bureau!Moreover, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there is no problem of whether the door can be opened or not!

To be able to say such uncommon sense words, this Aunt Ren must be Xiaoqin pretending to be!

You've lied to me for so long, but I'm still too afraid of Aunt Ren!When you get nervous, you completely forget to tell the truth from the fake!

Hateful is hateful, but if you expose Xiaoqin immediately, wouldn't it be cheaper for her?

I decided to play tricks and continue playing role-playing games with her.

Although she was still called Aunt Ren, her tone was no longer timid and frightened.

I cleared my throat, and said in the voice of a rogue:

"Haha, Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke! Just playing with your daughter, you want to force me to get married?"

The person on the phone obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless, and didn't know how to answer it for a while.

"Actually, I am indeed a bad-behaved, ungrateful scum who specializes in playing with naive and naive ignorant girls. But if you want to blame, you can only blame your daughter for her low IQ, so she insisted on sending her to your door!"

"you you……"

Xiaoqin, who played her own mother, was too angry to speak.

"Oh, and, you said I'm in two boats, but I actually have reasons. Because your daughter is on her period, it's inconvenient to play, so I changed her temporarily..."

Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:

"Student Ye Lin, you are too much! What if it is really my mother who answered the phone! You left her with such an impression, do you still want her to agree to our marriage!"

"Are you still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? And let me call you so many aunts, it should be enough to take advantage of it! And who is married to you!"

"I don't care! Anyway, I have recorded the phone call between us just now! I will show the recording to my mother now!"

Eh?Didn't prepare for such a skill!I just admitted on the phone that I was playing with Xiaoqin!If Aunt Ren really misunderstands, my house will become a slaughterhouse!

"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, let's talk about something!"

"Why, is Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Didn't she treat you very well when you were young?"

Compared with the cruel oppression of the little bully, Aunt Ren was really good to me when I was young, and it can already be said that I feel like a spring breeze.

But times have changed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I have played with her precious daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately fly into a rage and kill me, right?

"Say, it's not because I'm afraid, it's just that Aunt Ren is embarrassed to hear those jokes..."

"You're just afraid! You feel guilty because you played with me!"

"Don't keep talking about playing with these two words, okay? How can you promise not to show the recording to Aunt Ren?"

"Marry! I won't be angry if you marry me!"

your sister!It turned out that you still wanted me to be your boyfriend, but if you didn't meet the conditions in one day, it turned into marriage!Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage formalities!

I was speechless for a moment because of Xiaoqin's unreasonable request, and both sides of the phone fell into a temporary silence.

Fortunately, the dad in the study changed to a different movie at this time. The default volume of this movie is relatively loud, and he can faintly hear it in the living room.

Xiaoqin exclaimed, and shouted in the tone of the sky falling:

"Student Ye Lin, what are you doing! I just didn't come to school for a day, do you have to watch that kind of movie to solve it?"

Don't wrong people!Which pervert would call a female classmate while watching porn and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao can do it) The person watching porn is my dad!But it's too embarrassing to tell Xiaoqin the truth!

"You, you don't care about me! It's a waste of a boy not to watch porn! Any man with a normal physiology who hasn't watched porn! By the way, this is my hobby! Didn't you say before that you should support my interest? Do you like it?"

Xiaoqin was left speechless by my question.

"Well... sorry, I was wrong."

"It's good to know the mistake, pay attention next time."

I pretended not to be ashamed of watching porn, but proud of it. In fact, I hated my father to death in my heart, and I wished I could rush into the study and unplug the computer immediately.

"Student Ye Lin, it's all my responsibility for not noticing how hungry you are... However, you leave me alone to watch porn, I will feel very uncomfortable after knowing... next time, next time Can you watch it with me?"