I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Eunuch Cao adapted the fight between me and the peaked cap group into a mythical story and preached it everywhere in the school. If you just listen to his story and have not seen me in real life, you will definitely think that I have a built-in Terminator skeleton, a big Luo golden body on the outside, three heads and six arms There are also sharing eyes and the like.

Big Loudspeaker is a kindred spirit. When he saw that my clothes were not even dirty, he knew that we hadn't fought at all, so he asked me how I managed to deal with each other.

"Ye Lin, you can not only fight, but you can also talk! With just one mouth, you can persuade several gangsters to stop their efforts. Your ability to escape is almost as good as Uzumaki Naruto!"

The squad leader blinked and asked, "Who is Uzumaki Naruto?"

Even the hero of the three major migrant manga "Naruto" doesn't know how boring your after-school life is!After cooking for my younger brother, I must do my homework, preview tomorrow's homework, and then think about the improvement and shortcomings of the second (3) class today, and finally write all the experience of the day in the diary!

PHS heard our conversation and replied coldly: "Naruto belongs to Sasuke."

She is indeed a rotten girl!Whether in three-dimensional or Two-dimensional, always remind men to be gay!

I won't say that the reason why the caps didn't fight me is because they suspected that I was a gay, and they ran away because they were afraid that I would infect them with AIDS!

I said a few perfunctory words about the fight that didn't work out, and said that if they were interested in the details of the fight, they could listen to Eunuch Cao's storytelling.

"Don't mention him!" As soon as Eunuch Cao was mentioned, he shouted loudly, "When the class leader led us back to school, he tried his best to get in between the three of us girls, and he couldn't even kick him away! Is it because he was afraid of being punished? Did the gangster’s associates see it? Look at his virtue! If it’s really a time of war, he’ll have to use us as a shield!”

I couldn’t help thinking about the scene where they traveled through the battlefield full of bullets: the squad leader must be the leader with a sniper rifle on his back, a bazooka on his shoulder with a big horn, and a PHS who is responsible for laying traps and mines, while Eunuch Cao knows nothing and sells his teammates full-time .

If he didn't get rid of Eunuch Cao right away, he would definitely kill all three girls for his own survival, and then continue to live wretchedly without any guilt, right?

In this case, the squad leader might be the first to die, right?She takes the lead and is unwilling to give up any teammates. She will definitely be betrayed by her own people, and she will take the initiative to ask to stay behind after being shot several times. After making sure that her teammates have fled to a safe distance, she will use the grenade and die with the enemies who rushed forward. ?

Is my imagination too cruel?Why does the squad leader have to blow himself up to pieces?Could it be that Eunuch Cao, who was worried about defecting to the enemy, needed his still intact body?

But this kind of worry is not superfluous, Eunuch Cao is already beyond the loss level of abnormality, and can do anything.

Suddenly thought, if I were in this team, what role would I be?Of course, I hope that I can single-handedly destroy the enemy's lair like Stallone in "First Blood", but the reality is cruel. I don't know anything about firearms. At most, I can only hold a jungle combat knife and play a role in melee distance up.

After joining the team, the first thing I have to do is to kill Eunuch Cao, or at least tie him to the place where the enemy can most easily target him, and let him fend for himself.

If the squad leader stubbornly insists on leaving Eunuch Cao dead, then sooner or later I will collect the squad leader's body (if she fails to blow herself to pieces).

Let’s be a classmate, I will not just watch you being insulted by the enemy after death, but I will be responsible for properly burying you in a place far away from the smoke and flames of war.

If some people who are reading this text suspect that I took the squad leader's body out of the same dirty ideas as Eunuch Cao, then he should be pulled out and shot for 5 minutes.

Although some heavy-duty H comics sold by my family really have similar plots, but a good boy like me who has broken away from low-level interests will not be easily corrupted and imitated.

Just when my yy squad leader died, and my usual serious expression would become pitiful, the squad leader talked to me.

She thanked me for saving her brother and apologized for saying bad things to me under the river bridge.However, judging from the words, Shu Zhe did not say that he was with his girlfriend when he was bullied.

Said that he was bullied by hooligans and then saved by me, did he admit it only after his sister repeatedly questioned him?

The squad leader said: She originally wanted my younger brother to come to thank me in person, but my younger brother refused to come over, saying that he had already thanked you, is it true?

Did Shu Zhe thank you?It seems that he didn't say something like "Brother Ye Lin, thank you so much for your brave actions", but he is planning to give me his sister as a thank you gift.

Correct me, it's not a gift, it's a sale. It seems that Shu Zhe is similar to Eunuch Cao in some respects.

He refused to come with his sister to thank me face to face, maybe because he was afraid that I would expose his various plots to betray his sister?

But it's hard to say these things in front of the monitor.If Shu Zhe is also in the war team, although he has no power to restrain a chicken and is a pair of trash with Eunuch Cao, if I propose to kill Shu Zhe, the squad leader will directly kill me, unlike killing Eunuch Cao Then there is a negotiation.

But keep Shu Zhe as a prepared traitor, even if he doesn't kill his sister, he will do everything possible to dedicate his sister to the enemy's high-ranking officials to seek glory and wealth for himself, right?

Although I thought a lot in my heart, I didn't say it out. I just told the squad leader Shu Zhe that he had already thanked me, and there was no need to mention this matter again.

Seeing the squad leader's hesitation to speak, he seemed to feel that I owed me a huge favor because I saved her brother.

"Why are you so depressed! It's not easy to pay back my favor? As long as I want to skip class in the future, just don't stop me!"

I suggested half-jokingly.

"That, that won't work!" The squad leader flatly refused, "I can't play favoritism!"

Anxious expression as if I was asking her to do a striptease.

After a pause, he added: "Within the scope of not violating the school rules, I can try my best to make things convenient for you...but I can't do things that violate the law and morals!"

I turned my dead fish eyes, thinking that saying this would be equivalent to doing nothing. According to your moral standards, going to see "Naruto" even if you haven't finished your homework is a serious crime, right?

In the afternoon, during the break between classes, I was sitting on the flower bed thinking about life, only to find that the monitor poked his head out from the corner of the teaching building and was peeping at me furtively.

I was very surprised, this kind of thing didn't look like what an upright squad leader would do. I turned my head to take a closer look, only to find that the man had short hair, and as soon as he caught my attention, he ran away in a hurry.

It should be Shu Zhe, right?The eyes of the siblings are 99% similar physically, and even the entire face is 80% similar. Looking at them from the corner of my eye, it is understandable for me to accidentally regard them as one person.

However, Shu Zhe couldn't imitate the squad leader's aura. The squad leader's eyes were as firm as a mountain eagle, while Shu Zhe's eyes were evasive, hiding all cunning and cowardice.

The walking posture is also the same. The squad leader seems to be taking a big stride to take part in the battle at any time, while Shu Zhe is always afraid of wolves and tigers. He has to think about whether to retreat after taking half a step.

God is really evil, unexpectedly made Shu Sha and Shu Zhe become siblings, they look alike on the outside, but they are completely opposite on the inside.If it weren't for siblings, they might become sworn enemies because of their completely opposite outlooks on life.

What bad idea did Shu Zhe come to spy on me this time?Could it be that he has already taken nude photos of his sister, but because I robbed her panties last time and didn't give me any money, so he doesn't plan to sell them to me this time, is he guarding against me while looking for new buyers?

This brat!You must not be caught by me!If I catch you selling nude photos of the squad leader to others, I will tie you to the ceiling fan in the cafeteria and spin you up to beat you!