I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Now when I see Shu Zhe, I think of the squad leader's underwear, and when I think of underwear, I have to mention the Underwear Thief.

It's already Friday in a blink of an eye, and according to the chatter of the girls, underwear thieves have become more rampant recently.

In the past, he committed crimes at night, and the girls woke up to find that their underwear hanging on the balcony was gone.How good it is now, dare to commit crimes against the wind in broad daylight, enter the room through the balcony window, not only steal the underwear on the clothes hanger, if it catches up with the female student taking a shower, even the underwear that has just been taken off in the changing basket also steal.

Sure enough, the target is only underwear!If it was someone else, they might beat the brains of the female student who is taking a bath!If it were me, at least I should wait until the female students finish washing up, and it would not be too late to take a peek at the spring after the bath!

Being an underwear thief is so dedicated, I feel admiration for him—in this impetuous era, he can stick to his beliefs without wavering, what a man!

But the appearance of the Underwear Thief had a subtle impact on my position in the class food chain, which I did not expect.

Ever since someone witnessed the back of the underwear thief climbing the stairs, there have been more and more rumors about him.

The Underwear Bandit is said to be a well-built young man who can climb walls with his bare hands and has the agility of Spider-Man.Because he was either wearing a military camouflage uniform or a waterproof and breathable jacket like that seen in field survival shows when he committed the crime, the boys nicknamed him "Stormtrooper" and designed a set of uniforms for him before committing the crime. Self-encouragement lines:

"Comrades, go for fresh bras and panties!"

One of the most sensational rumors is that the real body of the Underwear Thief is none other than my old man.

The only evidence is that I fit the approximate height of the Underwear Bandit, and I'm about as strong.

So all the girls in the school looked at me differently than before.

In the past, I was just afraid, afraid of being bullied by me, and avoided me when I saw it, but now there is more contempt in the eyes for no reason.

You despise a fart!In the past, only the squad leader dared to despise me, when will I give you this power!

And why do you think I did it with only this bit of evidence?Although I do have a camouflage uniform at home, it was bought in elementary school and I can no longer wear it!There is no such thing as a jacket!

Taking a step back, if I really degenerate into an underwear thief, do you think I will let you who are taking a shower go?I'm a person who either doesn't do things or doesn't do them, and I will do them to the end. I will definitely put you in the rhythm of x first and then x!

Take the two girls who are playing badminton as an example. They were very happy at the beginning. Why did you look at me in surprise and fear as soon as I came out of the teaching building? The badminton fell to the ground. No one picked them up, they were all blown away by the wind!

Instead of chasing the shuttlecock, he acted wary of me, as if he would scream and run for his life whenever I made any movement.

When you run for your life, you will definitely hold on to your underwear to prevent it from being stolen by me with superpowers, right?

Did you make a mistake!Would I still go to school here if I had superpowers?He has long joined a supernatural organization like the Chinese Dragon Group, and fought [-] rounds with the American Wolverine!

If you dare to look at me with such contempt + contempt, be careful that I will drag you into the toilet and rape you!

At this time, another girl came over from behind me. I was angry and decided to take the lead, and stared at her directly with the eyes of "I'll rape you if I look at you again".

It turned out that the person who came over was the class monitor, and my fierce eyes had no effect on her at all.

"Don't stare, I know the underwear thief is not you, I want to tell you something serious."

I was very touched. In this beleaguered environment, only the squad leader believed in my character.

Noticing the change in the expression on my face, the squad leader smiled and added:

"Although your character can't help but be doubted, but when the Underwear Thief was seen a few times, you happened to be sleeping in the classroom, and you had an alibi."

Did you believe my innocence only because you have to talk about evidence in everything?What a bucket of cold water poured on my head!

"Hmph, you don't need to believe me, I'm the underwear thief anyway, and I stole the underwear you lost!"

I said angrily.

A very surprised expression flashed across the squad leader's face, probably wondering why I knew about her losing her underwear, but she had told Da Horn about it, and it was reasonable for Da Horn to say that she had leaked her words.

So the squad leader didn't go into it, but asked me if I had time on Saturday.

I was startled: Do you want to date me, monitor?Although this is exactly in line with my Huaxindaluobo plan, but Xiaoqin is not around, it is meaningless to implement this plan now!

And Shusha, you are the monitor!How can you say something that clearly violates the "100 Rules Prohibiting Intimate Contact Between Boys and Girls" in front of the teaching building?Even if you really want to date me, you shouldn't be a little more reserved, at least I should propose it!

It turned out that the squad leader wanted to visit Xiaoqin on Saturday and asked me if I wanted to go together.

I made a false alarm, but it’s okay, it’s okay, I was really self-indulgent just now, and I thought the monitor would take the initiative to date me.

"Xiaoqin hasn't come to class for a week. It's not good if her study progress falls too far. I copied a few syllabus from the teacher, plus the class notes I copied, and I plan to go to Xiaoqin's house this weekend. , help her with her homework."

The squad leader lit up a stack of printing paper in his hand while talking.

"Eh? Isn't this kind of thing usually done by the study committee?"

The squad leader gave a wry smile.

"When I asked Gong Caicai to be the school committee member, I hoped that she would be more extroverted at work, but after a year, I haven't seen much improvement. It seems that her limit is to accept assignments from substitute representatives. .”

That's right, every time Gong Caicai comes to my desk to collect homework, she always stutters from nervousness.

"Student Ye Lintong, can you give me your Chinese homework?"

I always feel that she is not here to collect homework, but rather to beg everyone to give her homework.

Moreover, since Gong Caicai sits in the first row of the classroom, she must be relatively short in stature, and for the average boy's sitting height, the front of the eyes is just facing Gong Caicai's chest who came to collect homework (this is not Xiaoqin's) A kind of negligible chest), it feels as if Gong Caicai's two breasts are talking to you.

Gong Caicai must have been embarrassed by the boys' stares, but she has become more and more introverted, right?

It turns out that you, the squad leader, also made such mistakes?The more you put Gong Caicai in an eye-catching position, the more she will be unable to hold her head up in everyone's eyes. Not everyone is as frustrated and courageous as you are, some people are born cowards, and any solution?

This problem can be solved automatically after she gets married. You insist on solving it from her now, how stupid!This is great, originally it was the work of the school committee, so you have to do it for me, right?

The squad leader didn't think he had done too much work for the class, so he should have any complaints.

"I just used the phone number from the teacher's office to contact Xiaoqin's family. She will be at home alone during the day tomorrow and feels very lonely. I hope someone can accompany her. Everyone is very welcome."

"Everyone? Who else will pass?"

The squad leader said that Dalou and PHS also wanted to go there together, but she felt that too many people would cause trouble to Xiaoqin's family, so it was better for the boys and girls to have one representative each.

"I can understand that the female representative is you, but why is it that the male representative is me?"

That being said, there are reasons to visit Xiaoqin's house openly, and it seems that I didn't ask to go, which makes me feel like I won the lottery.

"Do you think I want you to go? It's not Xiaoqin's strong request!"

The dean was standing at the door of the mailroom, staring at us with malicious intent. In order to avoid suspicion, the monitor walked three steps away from me and had to speak louder.

"No matter what you say, she is also her childhood sweetheart. It is only natural to go and see Xiaoqin! And I have already discovered that Xiaoqin seems to be very afraid of other boys in the class, even more serious than Gong Caicai. Only I'm not afraid of you, don't you think that the male representative can only choose you?"

"Okay," I pretended to be reluctant, "Then gather at the subway station tomorrow morning? Shall we have breakfast at McDonald's together?"

The squad leader blushed, "No need, I still have to make breakfast for my brother, and I'll come out after eating."

"Tch, your brother is really useless, can't he cook instant noodles by himself? Then what will he do at noon? You won't go back to make lunch for him at noon, will you?"

"That's not necessary," the squad leader's face quickly returned to normal, "Shu Zhe will go to his classmates' house to celebrate his birthday at noon tomorrow, and they won't come back until Sunday morning."

Another classmate's birthday?Do you still believe this kind of lie?Your brother is already going out for a sleepover with his girlfriend!I have already become an adult one step earlier than you!

Seeing the skeptical look on my face, the squad leader explained:

"Of course, his classmates celebrate their birthdays so frequently. I also wondered if they were spending the night in the bar. So I called and asked the parents of the birthday classmate. The answer was that it was true. The other students who participated in the birthday party You can also testify."

So it's not with your girlfriend this time?It seems that Shu Zhe also understands the anti-criminal investigation method of falsehood and truth, lies mixed with truth!If this method is used a few more times, my sister will relax her vigilance. In the future, if he really spends the night with his girlfriend outside, he will not be suspected!

"Also, Ye Lin, bring your schoolbag with you tomorrow. Although you didn't ask for leave like Xiaoqin, you must have learned nothing in class. This is a rare opportunity. I will make up lessons for you and Xiaoqin together. Bar."

I grinned, thinking that being forced to study on weekends is too inhumane.

But the squad leader's tone was strict, and he didn't allow me to raise any objections, as if she insisted on treating me as her younger brother to discipline me because my younger brother would not be around tomorrow.

That's okay, just bring your schoolbag with you, and there's nothing to lose.If there is a chance to get back the robot toy, it can also be put in the schoolbag, in case Xiaoqin repeats the old trick and plays with me the trick of changing the civet cat for the prince.

When I think of Brother Optimus Prime, I look forward to tomorrow's tutoring again.