I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The squad leader laughed out loud, looking at me with contempt.

"I thought what were you trying to say! Do you think my brother is the underwear thief?"

"I, I didn't say that Shu Zhe is an underwear thief..."

"I'm sorry you don't dare to talk nonsense like that! According to eyewitnesses, the Underwear Thief is a strong man who can climb walls with his bare hands, but Shu Zhe can't even do half a pull-up!"

While speaking, he raised his chin in a thoughtful pose.

"It's pretty easy for you to do pull-ups..."

That tone was definitely not complimenting me, but implying that compared to her brother, I was more likely to be a pervert who stole underwear, both in terms of body shape and character.

"Forget it, anyway, you don't believe me when I tell you the truth." I said awkwardly, "But Shu Zhe's physique is so poor, can he pass the physical examination?"

Shu Zhe is excellent in cultural subjects and is proficient in several musical instruments, but physical education is always difficult.When this was mentioned, the squad leader couldn't help but sighed.

"He doesn't like sports, and I can't force him..."

"Why can't you force him? It's the squad leader, you are too soft-hearted!"

I patted my chest and promised:

"If you're willing to hand him over to me, I'll give him Spartan training right away, and within a month, he'll be reborn and a new man!"

"No!" The squad leader immediately refused without thinking, "You will hurt him! You will definitely vent all your dissatisfaction with me on him!"

Eh?Squad leader, your tone is a little more affirmative, right?In your eyes, how vengeful and narrow-minded I am that I always want to take revenge on you!

Don't look down on people!As a man, I have always believed that one person should do things and one should be responsible, so I would not do things to vent my anger on others!Squad leader, if you offend me in the future, I will take revenge on you directly!

Such things, such things, there are many ways to get revenge on you, why do I have to play Shu Zhe's idea?

Of course, my lord has a lot, as long as it is not a particularly serious problem, you just need to kneel on the ground and apologize to me like Xiaoqin ("Master Ye Lin, I am sorry, I was wrong"), maybe I will forgive you very graciously!

At this time, the train stopped at the first station. Few people got off the train, but many people got on the train, and the carriage suddenly became crowded.

The squad leader was forced to stand closer to me in order to make way for the three schoolbag-carrying pupils.

Although it's not as close as Xiaoqin's to my arms, but they are still shoulder to shoulder, and even the sound of each other's breathing can be heard.

The squad leader is taller than Xiaoqin and has longer arms, so there is no pressure to hold on to the subway rings, and she doesn't have to pull my arms like Xiaoqin to maintain balance.

I feel a little regretful, but even if the squad leader can't reach the ring, it's impossible for him to be willing to hold my arm, right?

In addition, there are so many people in the car, the pervert who molested Xiaoqin won't appear again, right?

But there is nothing to worry about. If he continues to stretch out his hands recklessly, the squad leader with a strong sense of justice will stand up to stop him if he doesn't need me.If he dares to resort to violence against the monitor, I can just give him a good meal.

Anyway, after a few days of recuperation, my right wrist has fully recovered.

Heals faster than others, probably because he was bullied by bullies every day when he was a child, so natural selection chose this evolutionary direction, right?

I'm not at all happy about this kind of power that isn't really a power, I just feel endless sad memories surrounding me.

Having said that, I have never had the opportunity to carefully observe the monitor's profile from such a close distance.

The eyebrows are like a light stroke of a master of traditional Chinese painting, and the eyebrows become thinner towards the end.Mei Feng always frowned slightly, as if he was always thinking about things, or he was dissatisfied with this chaotic world, and planned to correct it himself.

The bridge of the nose is very straight, and it looks even more heroic when paired with piercing eyes.

The light pink lips were like two petals, and they were slightly pursed without a smile, as if a smile would break her serious posture.

At this time, she lowered her head slightly and looked down, as if she was attracted by the childish conversation among the elementary school students.

Does it remind you of your younger brother when he was a child?I'm not interested in Shu Zhe in the form of a bear at all, but the squad leader in the form of a lolita. I must see him in the photo album if I have the chance.

"What are you peeking at?"

The squad leader's side face didn't move at all, only the black eyes slid over and stared at me fiercely from the corner of his eyes.

"Of course I'm looking at the air! Do you think I'm looking at you? Stop being so sentimental!"

My sophistry seemed unreliable, the squad leader turned her face away completely, and I could only see her long hair.

The long hair reflected the lights in the subway, making it look black and bright, like a waterfall of oil.

Suddenly want to reach out and touch it.

Fortunately, I held back, or I would definitely make her angry.

Even if she is not angry, she will laugh at me.

From just now, I found that after the squad leader became familiar with the new distance between me and me, he became more and more relaxed, and he was completely free of the awkwardness of ordinary little girls. No matter how he behaved, he was generous, as if he was going to perform in a distant place. task adults.

I became more and more nervous, and started to think wildly, looking childish.

Could it be that the squad leader has gradually regarded me as her younger brother, and has he relaxed because of his rich experience in getting along with younger brothers?

But because I don't know how to get along with my sister, I'm so nervous?

Why should I be a younger brother!My birthday is February 2th, and the year I was born happened to be the first day of the first lunar month. Can your birthday be older than mine?

"Hmph..." I laughed sinisterly.

"Squad leader, when is your birthday in the Gregorian calendar?"

"Why do you ask this?"

"Hey, let's make a bet? If you're younger than me, how about calling me 'brother'?"

"boring!"

"Why, are you afraid? If I lose, I will call your sister!"

According to my experience, tempting gambling must give people sweetness, and I am confident that I will not lose anyway.

"Can you really shout?"

As the squad leader asked, he reached into the outer pocket of his schoolbag to look for something.

"Of course, I mean what I say..."

The squad leader didn't wait for me to finish my sentence, so he took out his student ID card, opened it with one hand, and poked it in front of me for me to see.

In the column of "Date of Birth", I saw that although the class monitor was the same age as me, his birthday was on February 2th.

Do not bring such ah!Emotional squad leader, you were born on New Year's Eve!Although the Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more boring, you should let your family watch it before coming out!

After reading the student ID card for me, the monitor asked me to show my student ID card as well.

"I, I didn't bring that thing, and I was born on January 1st, older than you! You can call me brother now!"

I have the audacity to lie.

The squad leader looked at me narrowly, his eyes seemed to say, "Xiao Mian, you still want to lie to me?"

"You were born on February 2, right? I remember it very clearly!"

"You, why do you remember my birthday?"

"Because I have sorted out the materials of the students in the class many times! Some girls in the class like to analyze the constellations. I heard from them that your and my constellations are very special, so I remembered them."

"What's so special! According to the division of the twelve constellations of the zodiac, isn't it Aquarius? There should be a lot of people in this constellation!"

The squad leader showed a slightly puzzled expression, "Actually, I don't know much about constellations, but they still have a method of dividing 48 constellations. According to that rule, people born between February 2th and February 16nd , belongs to the 'Aquarius Pisces'."

What kind of shit!It is obvious that two constellations that are close together are combined into one!Why do you make me look like a constellation!

The squad leader continued: "According to them, Aquarius and Pisces have the characteristics of both constellations and have two sides. First of all, they are more competitive and like to put their career first. Sometimes they appear aggressive, and sometimes they are a little sentimental. ..."

"I don't want to hear it, horoscopes are all deceptive!"

I am still in deep frustration.

The squad leader ignored my protest at all, and continued to explain like a victor:

"They also analyzed that people with this constellation will not tolerate provocations from others, and will launch a counterattack to the greatest extent. This is reflected in me, that is, I care about the safety of my family; for you, it means that you fight with people all day long ..."

your sister!How can the same zodiac sign be completely different!It's basically watching people order dishes!They are just trying to say good things about you in the name of analyzing the constellations, and hurt me by the way!

I angrily turned my head away and didn't speak.

The monitor bumped me with his shoulder.

"What are you doing!"

I asked angrily.

"Call me sister."

The tone was very flat, not like a command sentence, as if she hadn't expected this victory at all.

nonsense!You already know your birthday is bigger!You are cheating!

"What's the big deal! You're only one day older than me! Why should I call you sister!"

No way, I had to play tricks.

"Hey, it's not an ordinary day for the two of us!"

The squad leader stretched out a finger triumphantly.

"That year my birthday happened to be New Year's Eve, and your birthday was the first day of the new year. According to the calculation of the lunar calendar, I am not one day older than you, but one year older than you!"

I have to admit that the monitor is right.

But my manly dignity must not be trampled like this.

I used the monitor's cheating as an excuse, so I refused to call her elder sister.

The squad leader didn't insist, until the train arrived and we got off together.

It scared me to death, I thought I would be at the same level as Shu Zhe from now on.

If I win, I will definitely force the monitor to call me brother.

Since they all belong to the aggressive "Aquarius Pisces", why should you show mercy to me?

Sure enough, horoscope analysis is completely unreliable!