I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When passing by a fruit and vegetable supermarket, the squad leader suggested buying some fruits there as gifts for visiting Xiaoqin.

The squad leader picked lychees, peaches, bananas, and red dates, and filled two large plastic bags.

I had to pay for the scale, but the squad leader handed me two bags of fruit and said:

"As a younger brother, you only need to be responsible for carrying things."

The aunt at the counter took the money happily and said to the monitor:

"Girl, your brother is really tall!"

The squad leader said "um" bluntly, "Yes, I might eat it normally."

So you are here to take advantage of me!You're not my breeder, so I don't care if I eat more or less!

After I came out of the supermarket, I was full of anger, and I always wanted to find a bargain somewhere.

"I said, monitor, these things you bought are a bit weird!"

"What's weird there?"

The squad leader walked in front of me like a leader.

"Look, lychees are red, peaches are yellow, red dates are red, bananas are yellow...Squad leader, you didn't pick them just by color, did you?"

"It just so happens that these are foods that warm the meridian and dispel cold, and nourish blood and qi. Xiaoqin will be beneficial if you eat it."

I had an opportunity to fight back.

"Eh? Squad leader, you are very experienced! Is it possible that you also feel pain every time—"

I felt inappropriate in the middle of the conversation. After all, this is a relatively private matter for girls. It must be because Xiaoqin has been keeping in touch with me all the time, so I can't grasp the scale right now.

The squad leader replied generously: "I don't have dysmenorrhea, it's just that I'm more irritable during that time, and I especially want to hit people."

I have a deep understanding, last time you hit me with flying props like blackboard eraser and triangular ruler.

The squad leader couldn't find the way after walking for a while. No wonder, Honglou North Street is not easy to find. I also searched for a long time when I came last time.

So I went to the front in a big way and led the team back to the correct route.

After seeing the four-story residential building in the community, I proudly stopped and looked back at the monitor, blowing hot air from my nostrils proudly.

The squad leader woke up like a dream and said, "That's right, you and Xiaoqin are childhood sweethearts, you must have been to each other's house before, you should have led the way..."

Then he stretched out his hand to touch my head, "Good boy, well done, later sister will peel the lychees for you to eat."

Who cares about your lychees!Don't touch my head casually!I have gold under my knees and a halo on my head!What should I do if I am not tall after being touched by you?And you are addicted to being a sister!

I hate my mother more and more, and regardless of whether she abandoned her husband and son and never heard from her, if, if she gave birth to me one day earlier, wouldn't I not have to be under the pressure of Shusha!

Soon I took the elevator to the 4th floor, and Xiaoqin opened the door for us when she heard footsteps outside.

"Come in, come in! I've been looking forward to you since I got up!"

He didn't greet me first, but pulled the squad leader in without any explanation.

They look like a pair of good sisters on the outside, I hope Xiaoqin won't secretly play tricks on the monitor.

Or is it that she is still carrying out the "I'm rather dull" plan, treating the squad leader with a pure heart, expecting the squad leader to murder herself first?

It's really a brain-dead logic cultivated by girl comics. Will Xiaoqin always abide by the strange rule of "whoever hurts someone first loses"?

That's fine, no matter what, I can't imagine the scene where the class leader murders others, but Xiaoqin has a perverse personality and is ruthless. If she decides to murder the class leader, the class leader will be listed as a missing person immediately. evaporate.

Not counting Monday, this is already Xiaoqin's fifth day resting at home, so she seems to be in good spirits.She kept her eyes wide open, searching us for clues as we took off our shoes in the hallway.

There is nothing suspicious, and if you misunderstood me, it is exactly what I want, and my philandering plan is about to fail to start!

The squad leader took off his skate shoes and put them neatly on the shoe rack. I noticed that although the shoes were in good condition, it couldn't be seen from the upper, but from the sole, it was obviously a bit old .There are many criss-crossing scratches, and there is a small crack under the sole of the left shoe, which makes people worry that if the force is too large, the entire sole will break from here.

Monitor, you are a bit stingy with yourself!If you don't buy a new pair of shoes, at least have them repaired!Why are you so generous in buying fruit for Xiaoqin?Did you treat everyone to drink soda when the class won the mountain climbing competition?I heard that the fee for the useless class is my own money... No wonder Shu Zhe takes you as a negative example!Even I don't think you can enjoy life!

Compared with the more mature knitted sweater and jeans worn by the squad leader, Xiaoqin's attire today is rather strange.

She wore a short-sleeved T-shirt (with a cartoon crocodile on it) and a plaid skirt (the skirt was so long that it almost covered her ankles), and she tied it with a scarf as a belt. The waist is quite in the style of Indian shabby settlers or gypsy wanderers.

Xiaoqin, who is always afraid of the cold, of course does not go barefoot. Under the plaid dress is a pair of purple cotton stockings, which look very warm.

It can't be said that this kind of matching is ugly, but it also has a primitive tribal-like aesthetic feeling, but compared with the monitor, it is definitely childish like a kindergarten level.

The squad leader's clothes are suitable for going out and at home, and Xiaoqin is dressed as a standard house girl. It would be perfect if she added a pair of glasses.

Is this also part of the "I'm more stupid" plan?

"Xiaoqin, don't you wear a little bit on your upper body?"

As soon as the squad leader had finished speaking, he noticed the heat wave of the air conditioner in the room, and unconsciously rolled up the sleeves of his sweater.

Since entering the door, Xiaoqin has been greeting the class monitor. The two girls were sitting on the sofa talking and laughing, and they left me aside, as if I was an ordinary boy representative.

I'm not used to it, and I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in Xiaoqin's gourd.

"Oh, I just talked and forgot to make tea for you!"

As Xiaoqin said, she got up and went to the kitchen.

The squad leader stopped Xiaoqin, "You'd better have a rest, I'll go."

After asking where the tea set and tea leaves are, I went to the kitchen to prepare them.

For the time being, only Xiaoqin and I were left in the living room. I sat a little far away from Xiaoqin and looked at her nervously.

"Student Ye Lin is really lecherous!"

Xiaoqin hugged her knees and said as if no one else was there.

"You, what did you say!"

"Obviously I already have me, but I still play the monitor's idea..."

"You, keep your voice down!"

"However, the class monitor is also responsible. She knows that Ye Lin is a perverted pervert, and she still wants to seduce you..."

"No one but you tempted me with **! What do you want!"

I was so angry that I forgot to deny that I was a porn freak.

Xiaoqin looked at the ceiling and thought for a while, "The squad leader came to see me, it must be the weasel who has no good intentions to pay the chicken New Year's greetings! Today at my house, I will be responsible for letting the squad leader show his true colors!"

"The fruit she bought must have been poisoned! Broken heart grass, crane top red, arsenic, bloody throat, etc... But I will pretend that I didn't find it at all, eat some of each, and wait a while If I twitch and foam at the mouth, classmate Ye Lin will be responsible for sending me to the hospital!"

No need, if it is really the poison you mentioned, it will be too late to send it to the hospital.

Xiaoqin talked more and more vigorously, clenching two small fists.

"In addition to poisoning me, the squad leader will also use various methods to frame me. The most common way is to say bad things about me... So I will deliberately leave some time for you to be alone..."

"After the stupid classmate Ye Lin is instigated by the class monitor's bad words, alienates me, and scolds me, I will run away crying! This is a very important turning point in the plot, and I will definitely give me a close-up picture!"

Do you still think you are the heroine of a shojo manga?What's the benefit of giving you a close-up picture?

"Heh heh heh," Xiaoqin said with a confident expression on her face, "I've read so many comics, and although the heroine will have a hard time after being wronged, once the misunderstanding is solved, the plot will immediately reverse! The squad leader who framed someone will suffer the consequences, and will cry alone outside the church while listening to the music of my wedding with Ye Lin!"

At this moment, the squad leader leaned out half of his body from behind the glass sliding door of the kitchen, "Ye Lin, come here, I have something to ask you."

Xiaoqin gave me a wink, covered her mouth and let out a sinister "huhuhu" smile, and said in a very low voice:

"How is it? The monitor is really going to speak ill of me, right?"

I gave Xiaoqin a hard look, and went to the kitchen to find out what was going on.