I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Xiaoqin took a deep breath next to me.

"What a surprise! The villain can also make such delicious food!"

"You are the villain, okay? Someone who is only in charge of eating has no right to say that others are villains!"

"That... Ye Lin, if I don't come to help, you won't despise me, will you?"

"Aren't you feeling unwell? Besides, there is still homework to do, so just be the villain honestly and wait to taste the class leader's craft."

Having said that, the squad leader was busy all by himself from the beginning to the end, and finally he didn't have to take care of my brother at home, but he came here to act as a babysitter for us, which really made me feel a little sorry.

Although Xiaoqin's kitchen is very big, if I go in to help, there is a high probability that I will help more and more, and I will probably be kicked out by the monitor in the end.

Xiaoqin has boasted to me about her culinary skills, but I don't know how good she is, whether she is qualified to serve as the squad leader.

"A-Actually, my health has recovered. Not only can I cook with the monitor, but I can even have a baby with Ye Lin immediately!"

Xiaoqin looked at me with piercing eyes, saying that she would definitely do what she said.

Who wants to have a baby with you!Not to mention that you have just finished your period and are in a safe period, so you won't be pregnant at all. If I get you pregnant, Aunt Ren will kill me!

And since you are in good health, why don't you help the monitor?Just put on that silly rhinoceros apron, and let me see your painstakingly honed cooking skills!

"I'm not going to help the squad leader, the main reason is to detect the enemy's situation..."

"Scout the enemy?"

"Yeah, many shoujo comics have said this: If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach! So I not only have to practice cooking skills, but also know how good the enemy's cooking skills are. what!

Xiaoqin's house is very large. There is a special dining room connected to the living room, and there is a rectangular dining table that can seat four people.

When the meal was served, Xiaoqin stared at the two dishes and one soup brought by the squad leader, her expression was solemn, as if she was facing an enemy.

"It smells delicious..."

Xiaoqin's chopsticks stopped in the air, as if she wanted to pick it up but didn't dare to pick it up.

"It looks nice in color too..."

"I don't know how it tastes..."

Xiaoqin's funny appearance made the squad leader sitting across from her laugh.

"Xiaoqin, what are you doing? It's already 12 o'clock, you must be hungry? Hurry up and try to see if the dishes I cook suit your taste!"

While treating Xiaoqin with a pleasant face, he directed me to bring the rice cooker with sarcasm.

"You eat so much, you can always do this job, right?"

I always don't forget to complain about my appetite, isn't it because I ate a little too much when I ate with you last time?

At this time, Xiaoqin was encouraged by the monitor, and finally made up her mind to pick up a piece of eggplant from the three fresh vegetables.

This time I learned how to be good, instead of scalding myself like hot tea, I blew on it with my mouth a few times before carefully putting it in my mouth.

Slowly chewing a few mouthfuls like a gourmet connoisseur, he was suddenly taken aback.

Then tears flowed out.

Covering his mouth, he rushed into the bathroom like a whirlwind.

I was startled and didn't know what the hell was going on.

Could it be that the dishes made by the squad leader only look good in comparison, but are actually dark dishes with super bad taste?

Shu Zhe is so thin, could it be that he became anorexic because his sister forced him to eat such dishes every day?

I looked at the squad leader with a guilty conscience, and the squad leader picked up a piece of eggplant and tasted it puzzled, and then became even more puzzled.

"Strange? It's the same as the usual taste, isn't it?"

Although the squad leader ate it himself, I didn't dare to try it myself and try this food that made Xiaoqin cry.What if the squad leader is a taste idiot and doesn't know that his own cooking is unpalatable?

Seeing that Xiaoqin hadn't closed the bathroom door, I ran after her to ask what was going on.

The squad leader was checking the saltiness of each dish in bewilderment, and didn't pay attention to my actions.

When I walked in, Xiaoqin was washing her face to stabilize her emotions.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you crying after eating?"

When I asked, Xiaoqin couldn't control it, and tears rolled down her cheeks again.

"Because, because...it's, it's so delicious!"

Xiaoqin said with tears streaming down her face.

"Eh? It's delicious, why are you crying?"

"Students Ye and Ye Lin are asking questions knowingly! The squad leader is so good at cooking, I have no chance of winning in this respect! So of course I'm going to cry!"

I couldn't laugh or cry, but my heart was relieved of a heavy burden.

It's great that the squad leader's dishes are not dark dishes, otherwise, I would have to eat a lot to not be rude, and by then I would be alive.

I brought back Xiaoqin, whose eyes were red from crying, and explained to the class monitor that the reason why Xiaoqin shed tears was because the taste of the food reminded her of her deceased grandmother.

Aunt Ren's mother passed away when she was very young, which was highlighted in movie magazines to set off Aunt Ren's strong and strong character.

After tossing for a long time, I can finally sit down and eat this lunch.

First, he took a piece of tomato meat and threw it into his mouth.

Well, not bad, sour and sweet, the meat is soft, tender and juicy, very appetizing.

Another piece of potato in the ground three delicacies.

The outside is burnt and the inside is tender. When you bite into the crispy skin on the outside, it feels like eating McDonald's fries.

As for the eggplant that made Xiaoqin cry, I tasted it last.

It surprised me.

It is obviously a vegetable, but it has a seafood-like taste.

Is it because of the oyster sauce?

I don't know cooking, but this should be a high-level skill, right?I have eaten ground three delicacies in countless restaurants, and I have never seen anyone who can cook eggplant to this extent!

Shu Zhe, you have a lot of good taste!You are so skinny, it's all your fault, no wonder sister!

Finding that I don't eat the green peppers in the ground three delicacies at all, the squad leader frowned and said:

"You're really picky eater, you can see that Xiaoqin will eat anything."

Just like what the monitor said, Xiaoqin soon forgot the pain of losing her grandmother (she had never seen her before), and began to show her true foodie nature, and did not miss every dish on the table.

With an expression of love and hate on his face, he finished a full bowl of rice.

"I, I think I can eat half a bowl..."

Xiaoqin blushed and handed the empty bowl to me who was closest to the rice cooker.

I filled more than half of the bowl and returned it to her, she didn't think too much, and continued to display amazing fighting power.It was probably the most meal she had eaten since recovering from illness.

After the meal, she also drank a lot of white fungus and red date soup, and finally there was no more room in her stomach.

Xiaoqin closed her eyes and let out a satisfied sigh, mixed with a little unwillingness and helplessness.

The squad leader ate less, and Xiaoqin ate fast, so I was the last one to finish eating.

"It's really delicious."

The squad leader commented, and then she was pulled aside by Xiaoqin to ask for cooking skills.

Xiaoqin is quite cunning, is she planning to "learn skills from barbarians to control barbarians"?

Before being pulled away, the squad leader told me in a half-joking tone:

"The person who finishes eating last is responsible for cleaning the dishes!"

I nodded and continued cooking.

There are similar rules at home.If it's my dad who cooks, I'm in charge of cleaning the dishes; if it's me who cooks, it's my dad's turn to do the cleaning;

The monitor chatted with Xiaoqin for a long time, and when she entered the kitchen, she found that I had put the last clean plate back in its place.

"Did you really clean the dishes?"

The squad leader showed a surprised expression.

I was very puzzled: "What's so strange about this?"

"My brother has never washed the dishes..."

The squad leader walked away with a brow in thought.

Half an hour after lunch, the class leader announced that it was past the time to digest food, so he started to force us to work hard again.

She watched us do several homework papers like a supervisor, not only not allowing us to copy each other, but also pinching the watch to limit the time, which was very inhumane.

My dream of copying my homework with Erlang legs crossed was shattered, and Xiaoqin also begged for mercy from the monitor from time to time.

In a blink of an eye, the sky turned dark, and the squad leader looked at his watch, "It's so late, let's stop here today. Xiaoqin, Ye Lin and I will take our leave now."

"Squad leader, you can't go! I won't let you go!"

Xiaoqin pounced on the landlord and grabbed the monitor's arm.

"I still have a lot of questions I want to ask the class monitor! It's also about homework and cooking...Squad leader, why don't you just stay at my house!"

"How can I do that!" The squad leader smiled and waved his hands, "It will cause you trouble. If you have a problem, I can come back tomorrow."

"No trouble!" Xiaoqin insisted, "Squad leader, it's troublesome if you come and go again and again! And my mother won't come back tonight because I want to take pictures of the night scene. I live alone in such a big house, so lonely and scared! "

The squad leader didn't know what Aunt Ren's job was, and was a little taken aback when he heard that she was going to "shoot night scenes".

I frowned and carefully analyzed Xiaoqin's purpose of staying overnight as monitor.

Are you planning to learn more about the enemy?Or did you realize that you were doomed and planned to kill and dismember your body?

Aunt Ren won't be going home today, if I leave the squad leader alone to Xiaoqin, I will always have a bad feeling in my heart!

As if she understood the thoughts in my heart, Xiaoqin turned her head to me and said loudly:

"Not only the class monitor can't leave! Ye Lin must also stay!"