I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After Shu Zhe and her sister explained, let my sister dispel the idea of ​​letting him move out of the 222 bedroom, I still feel very depressed.

Although I said a lot of my brain after I was drunk, but the chief culprit is Shu Zhe. No, he used a drink mixed with liquor to frame me. Without him to dress up as a sister to force me to apologize, there will be no connection. What happened?

Shu Zhe also had self-knowledge, knowing that after I woke up, I couldn't spare him, so I went out of school and planned to spend the night at my uncle's house. At least I wouldn't sleep with me in a bedroom tonight.

I didn't call him to come back. Anyway, the monk couldn't run the temple, and the fireball uncle didn't have to be a paradise. When I was normal, I would never break Shuzhe's chrysanthemum, but the fireball uncle might not.

I was very worried about my body's squad leader. After I was ignorant, peeked at the squad leader's clothes, and almost violently stunned Shuzhe, I began to feel that I had fully recovered my health and had excess energy. It should be to some extent. Take precautions against me.

At 5 or 6 o'clock in the afternoon, the summer sun is still very abundant. I turned over the courtyard wall of Qingzi High School and planned to go to the back of the mountain and walk around casually.

After passing through the gardener's hut and the soilless plantation, I saw that Pooh was picking apricots and peaches, and it was said that he would take it back to the little celery in the bedroom.

"Xiao Qin doesn't like peaches." I told Winnie. "You can only pick the part of the peach you eat. If you pick more, you will rot."

"Hah, it’s a couple, what the other person loves to eat and what you don't like, know it very well."

Pooh laughed.

"We are closer to the relationship between brother and sister than we are now."

The reason why Xiaoqin hates peaches is related to the fact that we both stole peaches when we were young. Because we were once shackled by peaches, we have a psychological shadow. It is not that we don’t like the taste of peaches. At least peach canned celery is not excluded.

There was no other person near the gardener's hut. The squad leader seemed to be going to the library with Gong Caicai. Pooh talked to me casually. He mentioned that at 2 or 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Zhuang Ni came to the gardener's hut. Also reminded the squad leader that the fruit that can't be eaten can be given to his brother and me to eat, and then the squad leader has the idea of ​​sending fruit.

Hey, Zhuang Ni will be so kind, care about whether I have fruit on a hot day, and what role she played in the squad leader’s “grabbing” to me and Shu Zhe, always feel that she has a credit.

With such a conjecture, I climbed up the lush back mountain alone.

Although not as big as Cui Songshan, as a backyard of a school, the scale is also very amazing. I can see that the height can reach half of Cui Songshan.

Before the establishment of the school in Qingzi High School, the mountain did not have a special name because of the high plant coverage rate, which was once called “Green Duck Mountain” by the nearby villagers, but since their village chief was wearing a green hat by his wife, This title was banned, and now the students of Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School collectively call this mountain "back mountain."

I forgot to say that because the Houshan area is very large, the backyard of the Qingzi High School and the Zhonghai Wenwu School is the back mountain of the two schools. Sometimes the students of the two schools will meet each other narrowly on the back hill. At this time, most of the time, Qingzi High School suffered.

I am a daring artist, and I am not worried about the guy who meets the Zhonghai Wenwu School. Anyway, even if the other person is too much, I can run alone.

Today, when I came to the mountains, even if I was in the middle of my heart, I was exploring the road.

The development level of Houshan is lower than that of Cuishan Mountain. There are toilets on the mountainside at least on the mountainside, as well as stone steps that are artificially excavated. The back hills are all indispensable. It is obvious that the school does not support the students to climb the mountain.

However, the curiosity factor in the body of young people is difficult to suppress. Let me take it for granted. I am very happy that there is no stone steps. I can see such a natural landscape in the city. It is a rare blessing. .

There are no road signs or guides. I stopped and stopped, immersed myself in nature, and gradually abandoned everyday troubles.

The ground is covered with green grass and the trees are green in front. I can't recognize the thick trunk of the variety supporting the exaggerated canopy, and cast a precious shade in the summer.

"If you come to this picnic, you should be in a good mood." I said to myself, "Even if you go to the bottom of the tree to read a book, the learning effect should be stronger than staying in the house."

"Ah, ah,."

I don't know if it was a crow or a magpie. I was screaming at the top of the tree. I was very happy with my hands in my pocket.

Suddenly I thought of the mention of Pooh, saying that there were rumors of the South China Tigers in the back hill, and could not help but laugh.

"How is it possible that human beings are scaring themselves? Let's take sharks. There are fewer than 20 people who die from sharks every year, but the sharks killed by humans are close to 20,000. Even if there are tigers in the mountains, they will find humans. When I was close, I had already moved my backpack and moved my skin. Otherwise, the best end is to be locked into the zoo. If it is not good, it will become something like tiger bone paste."

With the contempt for the unreliable message, I decided to learn a wolf and see if I could lead the tiger out.

In imitation of animals, in addition to learning to call me and learning dog barking, I have the deepest knowledge of learning wolves.

When I saw Zhao Zhongxiang's "Animal World" in my grandfather's house, I felt that the Arctic wolves living in Canada and northern Greenland were cool and handsome, so they deliberately imitated their calls.

At this time, the cat around me has to look at me with a look of scorn and contempt, while the grandfather’s domesticated big yellow dog has a vertical ear, and madly yells and flees, probably in the genes of canines. There are memories of fear of wolves, while felines are slower in this regard.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the IQ of the cats is relatively high. They understand that the wolf is what I learned, not the real wolf.

At this time, I probably already walked halfway up the mountain. I looked at the four people outside, and took a deep breath with my eyes closed, then licked my neck and made a nightmare.

"Oh,."

Yes, the skill has been ruined for so long, and the skill is still not reduced. In my own voice, 40% of the dogs must be scared by me. I have used this skill to scare the carriage of the coal, and of course the last. As a result, my grandfather lost the money of others and bought the coal pieces that had been stunned...

In addition to a few bird songs, the mountains are silent, my wolverines are far away, long-lasting, but did not attract tigers.

Nonsense, because there is no tiger at all. This Qingshan High School and the Zhonghai Wenwu School have a common back mountain. If a tiger is inhabited, students have already been eaten. How can we let everyone bravely come here for a picnic? Or date.

However, when I was tired of teasing the tiger, I decided to turn down the mountain, but I felt a strange wind blowing down the mountain.

The cartoon "Tian Shu Qi Tan" said a sentence: the cloud from the dragon, the wind from the tiger, refers to the dragon when the adult goes out, the body is auspicious, and when the tiger is out, it will bring the hunting wind.

"Ah...just coincidence, windy or something, just the airflow caused by low air pressure."

I am a little bit calm and self-talking.

"Want to see the tiger tiger come out, which is so coincidental, and there is no scientific evidence to show that learning a wolf can summon a tiger, tigers and wolves are not good, as the saying goes, 'wolf is a traitor,' and there is no tiger thing, Tiger brother, are you saying..."

While nervously comforting myself, I walked quickly down the hill, but the feeling of being tracked by a large animal lingered, trailing behind like a nightmare.

"Oh...hey..."

Gradually, the fear became real, and I could already hear the sound of a huge meat pad stepping on the grass.

"I wiped and wiped... The director's story is wrong." I thought with a white neck and sweat. "I am just an ordinary teenager who has not saved the world at the age of 16. I have done some bad things, but I have done some bad things, but I am not going to let me be eaten by the tiger, and this tiger has been hiding in the mountains for so many years, so many students who have passed by are not eating, just waiting to eat me, it is too persistent."

No, tracking my creatures can't be a tiger. I can't be so unlucky. It must be someone's joke to me.

It’s Xiaoqin, it’s definitely Xiaoqin. You hear me talking about wolves and know what I’m thinking, then I sneak in the tree and make a sound. Look at what I’m afraid of, and I’ve been cheated.

At this moment, the strange sound behind me is closer. I even have the illusion that the tiger must rub my back.

"Hey, don't think that you can scare me with a dog's tail grass."

I screamed and turned back, ready to scare Xiaoqin, but I found Xiaoqin's makeup to be a bit thicker today.

Hey, big summer, wearing such a yellow and white fur coat, still walking with four legs, Xiao Qin you are not hot, and how your face becomes so big as a washbasin, still painted on the face A lot of strange stripes, especially the word "王" on the forehead...

Lying in the trough, this is not a small celery, it is a white tiger with a big eye. There is a tiger, although it is not a South China tiger, but the weight is estimated to be above the average South China Tiger, at least 250 kg, eat me no Stress.

The fear caught me from head to toe, and I couldn't describe its specific appearance. All the consciousness was concentrated on the amber eye of the tiger.

The tiger saw me stop, it stopped, and the line of sight stared at me almost parallel to me, reminding me of a lot of cow B characters including Wu Song, Li Wei, and Wolverine.

In the end, I feel that I am definitely not the opponent of Wu Song, Li Wei and Wolverine. To deal with this tiger who is unclear and does not have the first time to rush, I should give up violence and use other areas that I am good at to escape to heaven.

It’s awkward. As I said before, contrary to the squad leader, the initial good feelings of cats and dogs are 9999. Apart from the Tibetan mastiffs with too low intelligence, I can basically use the “smile on the dog’s head” skills to make most dogs change. Be docile.

"That...hey..." I couldn’t move the steps completely, turned around halfway, and talked with the tiger adults with a trembling tone. "Don't... don't eat me, I know a man named Cao Gonggong, than me." There are many, and there is also a big horn that is quite fat. If you let me go, I will send them to you for another day."

"Starting, let's stretch your hand." I said to myself with hatred, "Can you live until the sun goes down today, and you can't start the ‘smile at the dog' skill.”

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The achievement of the 1000 chapter is achieved, and the flower is commemorated. In addition, the comic version of "I" in July should be registered in the full-color "Man Inn" magazine, because one of the purposes of the magazine itself is "swear to throw off the festival and open." The brain hole is going to the end, so it is very close to the style of "I".