I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The car's demon Zuo Xiong was arrested, still quite legendary.

It is said that although Zuo Xiong was threatened by me, if I went to steal the girl's seat, I would have to disclose my identity. In the end, it was difficult to block the temptation of the seat and started the bicycle shed next to the subway station.

As a result, because he was not secret, he had been stalked by a "justice messenger" who was coveted for bounty for a long time. He was arrested and the process was recorded by the mobile phone. He was arrested and sent to the public security organs. In addition, it also contributed a bounty of 5,000 yuan, according to the League of Legends game, it is really a super valuable person.

The **** is actually caught by someone else. As I know so, let me take this reward.

Because the theft of the bicycle seat itself is a theft, Zuo Xiong has been 16 years old like me, so it is inevitably subject to law.

Although he is under the age of 18, his parents are actively retreating, and there may be some lighter sentences at that time, but no matter what the end, he is self-sufficient and resentful.

"I am not a pervert, please don't put me and other perverted demons in a comment... That, even if you call me pervert, I am just a gentleman with a metamorphosis."

When Zuo Xiong was wearing a cold handcuff by the police uncle, his expression was calm and his eyes were light, and it seemed that he finally got to know.

"Oh, actually, I am just being victimized by the girl's bicycle seat in the palm of my hand..."

I rely on you, you see more of "Hot Manga Day", and your name is written as "Zuo Xiong" as "Xiong Ji".

The "Justice of the Messenger of Justice" won the first battle in the competition with the "Justice League". First, the car demon was sent to the law office, causing the attention of Red Star and others.

"Our Dongshan Justice League has few members, but each of them is a volunteer police who serves the public free of charge. Your League of Justice and Messengers has a serious reputation for our organization, and has turned the noble police into bounty hunters. It is really irritating."

When the car slayer was arrested and the website of the Justice Messenger Alliance was highly publicized, Red Starman sent a letter of protest to Amy as the leader of the Winter Mountain Justice League.

"Mountain." Amy dictated, and let the 005, which is becoming more familiar with Chinese, replied, "Your winter mountain justice alliance is the righteous alliance of our big America. DC company has not accused you of your luck."

It is not easy to say 004 and 005. As an FBI, they are ordered to be dressed as predecessors 004 and 005. They also learn Chinese in a random way. In order to exercise Chinese, they use mobile phone WeChat to chat with strangers randomly.

In the meantime, 005 once complained to me that he has won several awards since the launch of a mobile phone number of China Mobile, with accumulated cash of more than 12 million yuan, and physical prizes from iPhone5 to Mercedes-Benz. Red light 5 times, scored 30 points, fined several tens of thousands; participated in money laundering 8 times, received a court summons 6 times, the parcel was detained by the police 10 times; son was arrested 4 times, son lost money twice, daughter was Kidnapping once.........

All are fraudulent text messages, all kinds of fraudulent text messages without technical content are bombarded with the US FBI. If this can make money, the FBI is too white, don't look down on the US imperialist spies.

Amy’s reply to Red Star’s full text via 005 is like this:

"Idiot and mentally retarded red star ‘Xia’, the red five stars on your mask are really ugly, so you can see that your taste is terrible, even my dog ​​will choose a bohemian style collar.”

"I have a stupid brother who knows that there is a law in the circle of superheroes: the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on variation, Iron Man and Spider-Man are the best examples."

"From the way you have acted since you debut, you can see that you are still relatively good at the bottom of the family. Otherwise, you will be able to maintain the expenses of the four of you. But you are 100% poor compared to this young lady. Since you are poor, Don't even think about using technology as a superhero like this lady, and give me a smashing route."

"Hey, I don't know how to mutate, look at comics. I don't know how people are mutated into superheroes. If you want to become a spiderman, you will find a black widow spider. If you want to become a hulk, you will pour yourself on the body." Waste, if you don't want to learn Flash, you will be thundered. You can't go to eat spicy crayfish. Maybe you can also mutate. In short, you can't get through the high-tech route of Iron Man and Batman."

Amy asked Red Star to disband the Winter Mountain Justice League and threatened that if Red Star released another unfavorable remarks about the "Justice of the Messenger of Justice", he and his friends would also be sent to the devil's wanted order. Certainly someone will catch them for the money.

Hey, although the members of the Winter Mountain Justice League are more than one, but at least their starting point is good. You only post their wanted notices because of personal grievances, and you are not putting yourself in the position of the big devil.

Sure enough, after receiving the reply, Red Star Man almost blew his heart and lungs, and immediately announced on his website's homepage: "The Alliance of Justice and Messenger" has nothing to do with the "Dongshan Justice League". It is a low-minded local tyrant who plays with the public. The instrumental organization, they should not be called "justice messenger alliance", but should be called "injustice alliance", referred to as "unjust alliance".

Red Star Man, you really have no idea, even I want to say you, "Dongshan Justice League" itself has already set the classic setting of DC, and now accuses Amy of "Justice of the Messenger" should be called "unjust alliance" ", the "unjust alliance" itself is a DC comic. There is also a fighting game called "Unjust Alliance: The God of the World" on the mobile platform. Pooh has recently played very happy.

Speaking of the "Unjust Alliance" comics set is quite different, in the comics, because Superman was blinded by fantasy, the result of the accidental killing of the pregnant Louise Rennes and destroy the metropolis, then Superman is the whole person Not good, not only killing the clown in the face of a good friend Batman, but also decided to avoid similar tragedies once and for all, and then wiped out the existence of all borders by one's own efforts, and established a global authoritarian government.

When I discussed this cartoon with Niu Shili, Cao Gonggong said that he only looked at the beginning, but he was very puzzled that Superman and Luis could have children, and that Superman is a comet, and that there should be reproductive isolation with the Earth. Even if the comet and the earth can have descendants (just as Saiyan and the Earth can give birth to children), their husband and wife life may encounter great obstacles.

Larry Niven, the author of the science fiction "Circle World", once wrote a short article about superhuman life called "The Man of Steel, the Daughter of Paper", which is very violently elaborated from a scientific perspective. How difficult is Louis's natural pregnancy.

First of all, research shows that the climax is similar to a kind of "happy epilepsy suddenly hits", at this time humans will lose control of the muscles. If the comet is like humans in this respect, then Superman will completely crush the Louis in his arms. The body of the silk, while tearing her from the ankle to the chest, is like cutting a squid.

If the problem is only this, then the author of Dragon Ball, Toriyama Akira, has given the answer. The Super Saiyan and the Earth have two pairs of marriages, namely Xiao Wukong and Kiki, Vegeta and Bulma. They are How do you give birth to a child? In fact, it is not difficult to say that the woman can solve it...

However, Superman’s Super Ability game is also an exaggeration. He can use it as a bullet when he spits a sip of his mouth. That is to say, his sperm is at least equivalent to the bullets of the Gatlin machine gun. Louis will be miserably loved by the lover. The bullet hit the celestial cover.

In the end, Larry Niven went through a series of arguments and pointed out that artificial insemination is the only way that Superman and Louis can get offspring, and that Superman must go alone on the moon and then catch up with his supersonic speed from behind. Sperm, put it up in a special test tube, and then undergo a series of treatments to make a positive result.

I rubbed, the child who made this trouble, the clown, you actually don't understand Superman at all, this will give you a terrible death, the Buddha also has fire, I am Superman, I can't spare you, Superman It’s already a good idea to take your dog’s life by picking up a supersonic bullet.

All in all, although there is no direct relationship with Superman, Amy's "Justice of Justice" is regarded as a bad competitor by the "Dongshan Justice League" and is also called the "unjust alliance".

Amy didn't care if someone objected to herself. Instead, she felt that she had found an opponent in the real-life version of "League of Legends". I hope that Red Star will pull at least one more to be a new member. Otherwise, the other party will not be able to get a game. 5V5.

The next day, because the funeral of the lord's funeral was settled, I went to Qingzi High School to live with the school. The squad leader promised to give us two supplementary lessons before the start of the school. If the class is replenished, the best place is of course the school.

As a result, I just put the backpack in the bedroom, and I got a call from Amy.

"Hey, big things, Obama was kidnapped, bastard."

I was taken aback and confirmed: "That, you are talking about dogs, not the president of the United States."

"Crap." Amy said in a very angry voice. "I didn't come over for food when I had breakfast this morning. I was surprised. It didn't take long before I found out that Obama was gone, and 005 also received a ransom. SMS, saying that if you don’t come up with the money, you will eat Obama’s stewed hot pot.”

I suddenly smashed my face, and Obama thought about eating every day. In order to eat things, IQ can reach 250 or more in a short period of time. I did not expect that I would face the danger of being made into a hot pot one day.