I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

“How old is it? Where do you live? What is your current career?”

Under the gaze of the squad leader, Xiong Yaoyue had to play the presiding judge as seriously as possible.

I responded according to the script: "I am 16 years old and I live in Jianshe Road, Xicheng District. Before I was arrested, I was a first-year high school student in Xicheng District."

“Have you ever been legally punished?”

"No."

"When was this time, for what reason was you detained and arrested?"

"Because of suspicion of robbery, he was detained on December 14, 2013 and was arrested on January 3, 2014."

Next, Xiong Yaoyue announced the list of the members of the court, as well as the rights of the individuals involved. There were many places to read and miss reading, so that the following students could not stop laughing.

“What smiles?” Xiong Yaoyue imitated Zhou Xingchi’s tone in the “Nine Pieces of Sesame Officials” and knocked on the blackboard to erase the words. “Did you have heard this for a long time, because you have been involved in minors, according to the Chinese The provisions of Article 112 of the Criminal Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China, this case is not open for public hearing! So in theory, you are not in the audience!"

Zhuang Ni was able to correct it with a weak voice: "It is the 152th."

After finally calming down the laughter of the classmates, I finally entered the court investigation stage.

The squad leader as a public prosecutor stood up and began to read the indictment.

“The indictment of the Xicheng District People’s Procuratorate, West Inspection Punishment (2013) No. 6.”

"The defendant Ye Lin, male, aged 16 and Han, lives in Jianshe Road, Xicheng District. He was a first-year high school student in Xicheng Middle School before his arrest. He is currently in the Xicheng District Detention Center."

"...The case of suspected robbery, after the investigation by the Xicheng District Public Security Bureau, was transferred to the court for prosecution. After reviewing according to law, it is now found:

Defendant Ye Lin did not study well after attending high school in Xicheng Middle School in September 2013. Because there was no parental supervision, he spent a lot of time in Internet cafes and game rooms. On December 13, 2013, the defendant Ye Lin took all the living expenses from the parents to use the game online. After spending no money on the Internet, he took the opportunity to come to a lane outside the 28th Street in Xicheng District. The knife threatened the robbery of the students who came home from school, Yu Yuhong and Gong Caicai, snatched the cash of RMB 10 yuan from the jade jade red, and robbed the palace lottery cash of RMB 5 yuan, and used the knife to draw the hand of Yan Yuhong in the process of robbery. Injury, as a minor injury by forensic identification... "I wiped, Zhuang Ni's script was too badly written! I have no money to go online and I don't want to go to my alma mater to rob the big horn and the palace color! And I only grabbed it in total. 15 yuan, really lost the face of the robbers! How can Gong Caicai as a white rich beauty only bring five yuan in cash? Zhuang Ni, the script you brought from the Internet has not been modified, just for the sake of black Me!

"The renminbi that was robbed was squandered by the defendant Ye Lin. On December 14, 2013, when the defendant Ye Lin came back to the 28th to prepare for robbery, the victim will be accused after being reported to the school teacher by Yu Yuhong. Ye Lin was arrested and sent to the public security organs."

"... This court believes that the defendant Ye Lin disregarded the national law, for the purpose of illegally possessing other people's property, using violent means to rob other people's property, and causing minor injuries in the process of robbery, his behavior has violated the "People's Republic of China" The provisions of Article 263 of the Criminal Law constitute the crime of robbery. According to the provisions of Article 141 of the Criminal Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China, the court has filed a public prosecution and is required to punish according to law."

After the lengthy statement was over, the judge, Xiong Yaoyue, who was about to fall asleep, blinked and asked me according to the script: "The defendant Ye Lin, do you have any opinions on the facts and charges against the indictment?"

"No comments."

In fact, I have a boss opinion in my heart. Because Zhuang Ni was just finished shortly because of the script, people including the squad leader did not read the script. I did not expect it to be so arrogant.

It was soon the turn of the public prosecutor to ask the accused.

The squad leader looked at the script seriously: "The defendant Ye Lin, you are robbing the students of money outside the 28th, is it true?"

I replied with a smile: "It is a fact."

"So how many students have you robbed in total? How much is it?"

"There are 2 students who have 15 yuan."

"What method do you use to get students to give you the money?"

"I have a pair of spring knives in my hand... facing the two girls, let them get some money for me. The two girls started to say that there is no money. I used a knife to draw the hand of one of the fat girls. Injury, they gave me the money when they were scared."

What is this bad script? Do I still need a knife to rob two girls?

The following is the victim's big horn and Gongcai Cai respectively testify in court, nothing more than repeat the case according to the script, the big horn is very fluent, the palace color is frequently mistaken, dare not look straight into my eyes, it is estimated to be before I was scared by the tone of Ai Lin in a few days?

Then it was finally the turn of the defender Xiao Qin to play. According to the original script, she didn’t even ask the victim, but around the topic of “why to steal money online” or “not to go online” is a topic similar to critical internet addiction. Asking me a question is not finished, it is not like a defense lawyer but like a prosecution lawyer.

Xiao Qin was very dissatisfied when she saw the script. She directly buckled the script on the table and played it on the spot.

"Yes, the defendant A Lin..."

Hey! Because you have a fear of men, I can understand when you are nervous, but don't call my nickname directly! The defender and the accused are so intimate and helpless to win the case!

After I reminded, Xiaoqin quickly changed his mind: "The defendant Ye Lin, why do you admit that you have not committed the crime? Who is your coercion?"

It is the practice of American lawyers to properly intervene in such feelings, and it is more defamatory than the rest of the script.

"Xiaoqin, you missed it..." The squad leader just wanted to correct it. Xiaoqin pointed his hand at the squad leader and shouted: "The prosecutor is not allowed to be close to me! Now is the time for me to ask the defendant. I am against the public prosecutor. Interfere with us!"

Xiong Yaoyue also saw a lot of Hong Kong tvb court dramas in the same year. At this time, he knocked on the blackboard eraser with great interest and announced: "The opposition is effective! The defender should continue to ask!"

Xiaoqin pretending to clear the throat, asked me: "Ye Lin, the following questions relate to whether you can be acquitted, please be sure to answer!"

Although I did not call me "A Lin", I have erased the words "defendant" in front of Ye Lin.

"The first question, what is the second most murderous animal in the world?"

I glanced at it. This is the cold knowledge that I used to tell Xiaoqin. I didn't expect to ask me at this moment.

"It's a hippopotamus. The first animal to kill is a mosquito."

"Very good, the second question, who is the famous actress with six toes?"

"Marilyn Monroe."

"The third question, can a 40w incandescent bulb be put in your mouth?"

"Of course not! The kind of light bulb will not be put in your mouth!"

At this point, Xiaoqin seemed to have spent a lot of energy, and his hands pressed on the desk and nodded.

"So, in view of Ye Lin's answer to the three questions that only innocent people can answer, Ye Lin is completely sinless! Please release the Ye Lin immediately after the trial judge! After that, I will ask the presiding judge to eat Haagen-Dazs. Ice cream!"

This statement immediately caused a burst of laughter from the following students. Many boys were discussing: "Xiao Qin is really funny! I didn't see her talking before, but I didn't expect it to be so funny. It is a roommate of Xiong Yaoyue!"

Xiong Yaoyue asked: "Is it true to ask Haagen-Dazs afterwards?"

Seeing the squad leader’s gaze from the other side, Xiong Yaoyue had to put up his expression on his mouth. He said: “The defender’s speech is unreasonable. I can’t just judge the accused without sin, and you dare to bribe in court. judge……"

Xiaoqin bit his teeth. "Can't the two Haagen-Dazs still work?"

Xiong Yaoyue suddenly put his eyes on the light, rubbed the blackboard with a heavy blow, and announced loudly: "It makes sense! Although the defendant is robbed with a knife, the evidence is conclusive, but considering that he committed a crime as a minor, there is a Haagen-Dazs plot. , so the court announced no..."

Your sister! Active referrals and positive compensation can be considered a commutation plot, what is the Haagen-Dazs plot! Your presiding judge is too easy to buy!

Before Xiong Yaoyue said the words "not guilty", the squad leader walked three steps and walked to Xiong Yaoyue in two steps, pulling her ears away from the court.

Zhuang Ni sat down from the position of the deputy presiding judge to the position of the presiding judge, and the tone declared plainly: "Because the trial chief suddenly suffered from a mental illness, he insisted that he was the reincarnation of Bao Qingtian in the Song Dynasty, and now he has been sent to Dongshan mental illness. The hospital is going to treat. Now I am acting as the presiding judge to handle this case. My opinion is - death penalty!"

The following classmates laughed even more happily, and the five tigers and tears of the criminal department laughed. Even the picky Jiang Qian’s face had a smile.

After the squad leader pushed Xiong Yaoyue to the auditorium, he returned and called for a timeout: "Don't continue to make a fuss, let's come back again."

However, the onlookers (especially Xiong Yaoyue) were not happy. They shouted in the heart of the lively mentality: "Continue to play! What a lot of fun! We have to look at the court debate! Every day, the volume is annoying, and it is hard to become So interesting..."

The squad leader couldn’t help but be dumb. She saw Xiaoqin’s lawyer’s possession, and she was eager to try her energy. As if she had temporarily forgotten her own fear of men, she suddenly felt that this might be a rare opportunity. If she continued, she could not cure Xiao Qin’s fear of men. At least, students who have been under tremendous learning pressure can be vented.

So the squad leader looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. "That will give you 20 minutes, let it play freely! If you have finished playing freely, you have to rehearse the normal script!"

"Long live the class leader!" The onlookers suddenly burst into a warm cheer.

Xiong Yaoyue wants to go back to the trial seat, but he was dragged by the penalty star. "Moon month sister, you have been locked in a mental hospital, can't go back!"

At this time, Xiaoqin counterattacked Zhuang Ni’s death penalty proposal: “The presiding judge, you insist that Ye Lin is guilty, then which one can you refute my argument? Isn’t the hippo not the second most murderous animal in the world? Marilyn Monroe doesn't have six toes on one foot. Can you put a 40w incandescent bulb in your mouth and take it out?"

===The dividing line of the popular rankings === Recently, the readers [uncontained sticks] voted 1470 VIP tickets for the bears, making Winnie the Pooh the member of the fifth million ticket club in the rankings, and also voted for 1,000 VIPs. The ticket was given to Xu Shaoguan, and the Xu Shaoguan, who had sprung up everywhere, kept the seventh place in group a.

And [king_stark] 1000 VIP +1 month ticket to the palace color rose to only 5,000 votes with Xiaoqin, has been qualified to challenge the second place, Caicai said that the pressure is great, do not want to improve.