I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Three electric massages." The fireball uncle pointed at the parcel on the table and said to me, "The courier is more troublesome to enter the Qingzi High School. It is simply sent to the girls dormitory downstairs."

I looked at the consignee's name on the waybill, Jiang Qian.

I went there, Jiang Qian, you are bold enough, dare to buy adult products with your real name, and also directly request delivery to the girls' dormitory, others do not know that there are three massages, but our seller knows, Why do you want to buy three massage sticks at once, is it because you have three prospective boyfriends?

When I went to deliver the goods, I disguised myself, changed into a casual dress that I didn't wear often, and put on sunglasses and a mask. When I talked to the aunt, I tried to keep my voice down.

"210 bedroom room Jiang Qian's courier, no, don't need her to sign down..."

I was afraid that Jiang Qian would recognize who I was, so I hurriedly left the courier in the duty room at the bottom of the building and turned away.

Half an hour later, I heard Jiang Qian’s screaming under the female dormitory building, which led to a number of people nearby.

"Who is deliberately ruining my reputation, using my name to buy adult products online, if I catch you you will definitely not be able to eat and walk."

I listened a little, only to know that some people took care of the aunt and took the courier away, and then posted the bill of lading and the instructions for the goods outside Jiang Qian’s bedroom.

Was Jiang Qian being planted by someone else to marry him? She was usually arrogant and self-centered, and it was normal to be hated by others.

It’s just that the person who planted the last is how to deal with the three massages. It’s also a girl who can enter the duty room to steal the courier. It’s dangerous for her to leave this bad evidence.

On the eve of Thanksgiving Day, Zhuang Ni asked for the search for the characteristics of Xiao Yin's search feature, and asked to work alone with Xiao Yin and stay up late to work. In order not to trace the traces of his own search by Black Holy Baby, this work is both urgent and necessary. It’s rare that Zhuang took the initiative to ask, there is no reason not to agree.

I can't trust Zhuang Ni hundred percent. Before leaving Zhuang Ni, I asked Xiao Yin: "Are you sure she won't ruin you? I remember you said that advanced programmers can kill you on the program level. of."

Xiao Yin smiled at me. "Zhuang Ni has not been 'advanced' to that level. She can help me repair the city wall, but I can't break the wall, and I am also a programmer. Her harmful code can't escape my fire. ”

Without a large server to think about the hardware, it is predicted that Emperor Xiaoyin can no longer always be a god, and I and Xiao Yin only consider Zhuangni’s possibility of ruining the program because of inertia, ignoring Xiao Yin’s now. With the body.

Since Thanksgiving Day, Ai Shuqiao is coming to visit, in order to have enough energy to deal with her tomorrow, I slept earlier in the bedroom, forcing myself to sleep until dawn.

Just after washing in the morning, I suddenly found a message on the smart watch at two o'clock in the morning. The caller was Xiao Yin, I was curious to wear headphones.

"You, what are you doing, let me go, I am a robot, my strength is ten times that of you, I can twist your neck at any time..."

"Hahahaha, don't deceive yourself. You foolishly download yourself into a play 'sleeve'. Your body is completely designed to please the man's inferior design. In order to prevent Ye Lin from losing control, your limbs are only limited in strength. Stronger than Amy... If you are really as strong as the Terminator, these wires will not be able to tie you."

"Are you trying to avenge me? Do you think you can kill me by destroying this body?"

"It's boring to kill you, your feelings of pain are not as strong as ours..."

For a while, the sound of the carton seal was broken with a utility knife.

"Why, why do you bring this kind of thing, I understand, you just take off my clothes in the name of overhaul for this, don't come over, you are a dead lily girl, I am a robot."

Xiao Yin’s voice is full of fear.

“Hey, most of the skills are used to simulate human emotions and weak robots that mimic human pleasure, and in order to behave naturally, these skills cannot be actively closed... you are a perfect destructor for me... ready Yet."

Zhuang seems to have turned on the switch, and the familiar and bad buzz immediately becomes background noise.

"Don't, don't put it in, I haven't debugged this part of the function yet."

"That's exactly what I am going to do for you to debug. You have done countless times with Ye Lin in the dream reincarnation. You have made this body to make it with Ye Lin. What is pure?"

"no, do not want……"

"Hah, it really made it very realistic. It seems that I have saved even the lubricating fluid."

"Ah...oh, ah, ah, ah."

"Hey, why did you turn your eyes? You are even thinner than I thought. Don't worry, I will adjust the gear to the maximum. There are two here..."

Next, Xiao Yin issued a whisper of no sentence, apparently Zhuang Ni unilaterally opened the abuse mode.

"Yes, these three are all prepared for you. They all bought it from Yelin’s online store. They also teased Jiang Qian, who is against the squad leader every day. It’s very successful. If it’s a complete body, these are all Can't escape your eyes, but now..."

"It's a surprise. You never thought that pleasure would make your function disorder to such a degree. What about the products from Ye Lin's family? Isn't this body originally meant to accept Ye Lin?"

"Mixed... eggs, you dare to do this to me, I want to close my body and start an online backup to punish you..."

"I advise you not to do that." Zhuangni's laughter is extremely evil. "I am ruining you, but I am also updating the search feature code for you. You know that many mobile phones suddenly lose power during the system upgrade. Will it be bricks, even if you are more advanced and will not become bricks, there will be undesired consequences."

"You...you demon."

"Hey, this mobile phone has a lot of nonsense, I kindly give her updates to the software, she actually wants to marry me... how about this."

"Oh ah, ah, ah."

"Hey, it’s a pity that the mouth of the mouth won’t move when you talk."

"But what is this, can your mouth open? The white lips are really coveted... then this is for you."

"Hey..."

"Why, although I don't use my mouth to make a sound, but my mouth is blocked, I can't say anything. Is your software adapted to this step in advance? It's really perfect. You are much more fun than an ordinary smartphone. ......"

The telephone recording was over here. I was shocked by a cold sweat. It is already 7:00 in the morning, which means that Xiao Yin may have been tortured by Zanni for five hours.

I first informed Dr. Yu, and then ran to the basement of the principal building. After the metal protective door was opened, I, Dr. Yu, Ph.D., and Amy, who was curious and followed, had a terrible sight. .

Zhuang Ni’s eyes were thick with dark circles, and she sat tired on the swivel chair and drank black tea. Xiao Yin was crouching on the technical platform, her hands were tied with red, green and green wires, like the lambs to be slaughtered. .

“It’s too much.” Dr. Yu said, “How can I do this for a Loli-type robot? I have to wait for me to upgrade her mature female model.”

Hey, the key is not to be Loli or a mature woman. The three things are still vibrating in the body of Xiao Yin. She has been tortured and dried her tears. Now the electricity is weak and the look is broken... The robot is also It’s broken.

Pentos, who is gay, said that he understands that he said in a philosopher-like tone: "The impulse to appear taboo is so simple, men and men, women and women, people and robots..."

Amy went straight to hide behind me. "Zhuang Ni is really a metamorphosis. Xiao Yin's body is similar to me, seven or eight. Brother, you won't let her do this to me."

Zhuang Ni, who spent the whole night, reached out and touched Xiaoying’s almost unconscious face. She smiled: “The code update has been completed. Xiaoyin’s overall effort is to cooperate to save her own power. ""

Xiao Yin’s golden pupil came to Zhuang Ni resentfully, but her mouth was still stuffed and she couldn’t speak.

"Don't be angry, my little robot." Zhuang Ni caressed Xiao Yin's silver hair with a playful expression. "You can't let me join your team with resentment. After I did this to you, my mood finally came. Peaceful, now we are two friends, very 'good to be good' friends, next time there is any program needs must come to me."

After saying this, Zhuangi staggered from the seat and said that she had to go back to the bedroom to make up, let us clean up her mess.

No matter how many times I went to see it, Xiao Yin’s situation was unbearable.

The delicate and trembling girl's body was devastated by the shackles for at least five hours. Even if the robot's tolerance is stronger than humans, it is also a big blow in self-esteem.

In the end, it was done by Peng Duisi to Xiao Yin. He used to serve Amy on weekdays. He served with Ai, who is similar to Amy.

"This is a shameful shame..." Xiaoyin put on her clothes and sat on the throne of the machine to charge her teeth. "Although debugging this part of the function can not be said to be completely unhelpful, but I must not accept such a failure, my body should It was the first thing that A Lin enjoyed."

There is no need to care about this. Your entity is just a piece of code. In the reincarnation of dreams, you have already handed me the first time for yourself. On the contrary, as long as there is sufficient funds, how much do you want for this three-dimensional body? How many, do you still think that Zhuang Ni took your virginity?

"Black Santa has not been able to track your new search code." Dr. Yu said by looking at the analysis on the computer screen, "Zhuang Ni's upgrade is still very successful."

"I don't like you and Zhuang Ni anyway." Amy looked at her little chin and her eyes were bright, as if she had discovered the New World. "Since she just wants to play with you, she will do my best to work for us, then you will Give her a play, anyway, you are a robot. If the body is dirty, change it to a new one."

I thought that Xiao Yin would be angry, but after connecting with the throne of the machine, her computing power improved, and there was a wise man's light on her face.

"It’s already here. I’m better off using Zhuang’s programming skills. When one day she doesn’t have the value of using it, I will treat her by his own way...”