I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Like her daughter, Lin Yumeng tends to be a workaholic. The institute's operation is not smooth without this core staff member, so she had to call Lin Yumeng and ask her if she could return to Shanghai in advance.

After some consideration, Lin Yumeng decided to suspend her vacation and return to Shanghai early, but she warned me sternly before leaving:

"Ye Lin, don't look at me leaving now, but I may come back at any time. During the days when I am not in Dongshan City, you are not allowed to touch my daughter or son. I will call every few days to ask If their situation is found to be abnormal by me, I will let you go around, let me tell you, there is nothing else in the institute, there are many deadly viruses."

I didn't want to die from either Ebola or SARS, so I quickly made a promise: "I won't mess around, Shusha's uncle Shu Dongbo is watching me in Qingzi High School, Aunt Lin, don't worry gone."

"Hmph, that guy has become more and more wretched since he became a forest ranger." Lin Yumeng lashed out at Uncle Huoqiu mercilessly, "I knew he would become so wretched. summer vacation."

That's a good thing, if the squad leader didn't learn how to use a shotgun from Uncle Huoqiu, then I don't have to worry about it now.

Afterwards, Lin Yumeng talked with Shu Zhe and Shu Sha respectively. I don't know the specific content, but I think it was to make them be more careful about me, a prostitute.

No matter what she says, as long as she doesn't tell the squad leader about Shu Zhe's sissy secret and let the squad leader shoot me in a fit of rage, I'll be content.

"Brother Ye Lin, you are really amazing." Shu Zhe expressed his admiration to me on the night Lin Yumeng left, "At that time, my mother was so angry, I thought I was definitely dead, but I didn't expect Brother Ye Lin You were able to survive from a desperate situation, but you just let your sister break your arm and fooled this matter..."

"Asshole, I didn't break your sister's arm on purpose. As a younger brother, you don't worry about your sister's injury at all, and you are secretly happy here because you have received practical benefits. You will get out of the principal's office tomorrow." Lou takes care of my sister."

Shu Zhe didn't pay too much attention to my reprimand, he was still sitting on the soft bed in the warm bedroom, arranging his hairstyle in front of the front camera of his mobile phone.

"Brother Ye Lin, my sister's right hand is injured and it is difficult to move. Some things need to be taken care of by others, but are you sure that I am the best candidate? I can neither help my sister dress nor help her take a bath. Ask me to take care of my sister. It's better to ask Gong Caicai to go."

That's right, I accidentally regarded Shu Zhe as Shu Sha's "sister", and it would be more appropriate for her to be a woman if she wants to take care of the monitor.

But I don’t think Gong Caicai is a good candidate. Although she shares the bed with the class monitor, she feels very lonely if the class monitor doesn’t go back to the dormitory for a while, but it’s a deliberate deliberation to let this clumsy, natural person who falls to the ground take care of the class monitor. The key squad leader suffered a second fracture.

Zhuang Ni is much more reliable than Gong Caicai, and she also has the willingness to take care of the monitor. Unfortunately, she will definitely take advantage of the monitor in various ways under the pretext of taking care of her, and make the monitor suffer.

Xiong Yaoyue is careless and has ADHD, so she cannot be selected.

The loudspeaker seems to be suitable, but unfortunately she has recently caught a cold, and it will be bad if it infects the monitor.

After picking and choosing, I was surprised to find that only Xiaoqin was the best candidate.

So I tentatively asked Xiaoqin about this in the self-study class, but Xiaoqin said that she was willing to take care of the monitor until she recovered, even if I didn't ask her, she would still ask her.

"In the final analysis, the class monitor was injured because of me. I don't want her to be injured again because of poor care. If that happens, classmate Ye Lin will hate me. Not only do I have to live with the class monitor and take care of her every day, Staring at him with blinking eyes, lest the wicked No. [-] female play tricks and tricks in order to snatch classmate Ye Lin, and intentionally cause a second fracture in herself. Mercy be with her."

"Stop talking nonsense, the monitor won't break his own arm on purpose, you just take care of the monitor like your dorm roommates, it's not a heavy task."

"That's hard to say." Xiaoqin pouted her mouth and fell into deep thought, "The squad leader's right hand can't move for the time being, I'm afraid I even need my help to change the bra. Although the physical exertion is negligible, every time I see those two peaches I will Received 9999 points of mental damage..."

"Also, according to the statistics of Americans, the kitchen is the place where accidents happen most frequently in the house, followed by the bathroom. The class leader looks like this now. In addition, the bathrooms in Amy's luxurious private rooms are very large. It is estimated that every time she takes a shower I have to watch her from the side, otherwise she slipped and fell to the ground with a 'chuck', wouldn't all previous efforts be wasted."

"I have so much intimate contact with the monitor's body. Zhuang Ni must like to do this job. Unfortunately, the monitor will definitely not allow Zhuang Ni to take care of her, so I have to bear this responsibility in the end. Bastard, I'm going to fight it out. In order to prevent the squad leader from hurting himself, no matter if it's Little Taozi or Big Taozi, let me come here."

That night, Xiaoqin moved into the monitor's room in the principal's building. According to Pentheus, the two got along much more peacefully than expected, but Xiaoqin repeatedly warned the monitor: "If you dare to injure your arm again, I'll self-mutilate my legs right away." The squad leader felt a chill while being puzzled.

The extra advantage of Xiaoqin living in the principal's building with the monitor is that there are many foreigners there, and it is a good environment to practice her oral English ability. It can be expected that her oral English level will rise to a A whole new level.

The next day, before I took Shu Zhe to visit the squad leader, Gong Caicai arrived there first.

"Squad leader, it would be great if you could recover sooner. I always have nightmares in the dormitory by myself."

Gong Caicai sat on the head of the bed with the class monitor and Xiaoqin. Because the temperature in the principal's building was very high, the three of them were all wearing casual clothes in early autumn.

"Also, I dare not get out of bed to go to the bathroom at night. I always feel that there is a ghost in the bathroom. Even if I force myself to go, I dare not look in the mirror in the bathroom..."

"There are no ghosts in the world." The squad leader picked up the hot tea made by Xiaoqin with his left hand, "Caicai, don't scare yourself, it's really impossible..."

Before the squad leader finished his sentence, the ceiling lamp in the room suddenly went out with a "snap". Because there was no sunlight outside the window due to the smog, the whole room was suddenly plunged into darkness.

"Ah." Gong Caicai screamed immediately, as if the ghost that had been disturbing her dreams in the middle of the night followed her here.

However, Xiaoqin curled her lips boredly, and pointed to the light switch near the door. Right below the switch, there was a naughty cat squatting, licking her paw with pleasure.

As a result, after seeing the shadow of the cat, Gong Caicai screamed louder than before, because the cat was in the dark, and its two pupils shone like flashlights, like some monster in a nightmare world.

"It's useless, you are less courageous than a mouse."

Xiaoqin jumped up from the bed, jumped in front of the cat, grabbed the latter's waist with lightning speed, and then turned on the ceiling lamp again.

"See, this is Amy's pet Miba, a cheap cat who likes to turn off the lights very much. It must have sneaked in after you entered the door just now."

Only then did Gong Caicai recover from the shock, and took a sip of the hot tea that Xiaoqin handed her before to suppress her shock, but because she drank too quickly, her tongue was scalded, and she was speechless for a while.

Miba is the child of a wild cat. As the "school cat" of Qingzi High School, it doesn't often live in the principal's building, and it doesn't rely entirely on Amy for food. Sometimes it hunts sparrows by itself, so Its figure is not as bloated as Obama's, and its movements are quite sensitive. If the opponent is not Xiaoqin, it is impossible to catch it so easily.

"That...Xiaoqin, can you bring Miba over and let me play with it?"

The squad leader who controlled both dogs and cats blushed a little and begged.

Xiaoqin narrowed her eyes suspiciously, "You promise not to break your arm, I'll bring Miba here."

"I just want to hug the kitten, how could I break my arm." The squad leader smiled, "Xiaoqin, can you bring Miba here, just put it on my lap."

After Miba was placed on the squad leader's lap, he was very dishonest and tried to escape several times, but was finally caught by Xiaoqin.

Unable to escape, the feline that gave up resistance began to explore the comfort of the squad leader as a pad. It stood up and pushed the squad leader's chest with its two front paws. The squad leader was played by a cat. Embarrassed, but did not dodge.

Unexpectedly, Miba changed his mind when he saw something different. After enjoying his hand addiction in the monitor's Taoyuan, he suddenly jumped onto Gong Caicai's lap next to the monitor, and then tried the same comfort level on Gong Caicai's chest.

"Help... help..." Gong Caicai had no choice but to be pressed by Miba's claws, and Gong Caicai gave Xiaoqin a look of help.

Before Xiaoqin could make a move, Miba lay peacefully on Gong Caicai's lap and fell asleep, which made Xiaoqin so crazy that she almost wanted to bite the carpet under her feet.

"Whoever has big breasts will lie on whose lap, and the squad leader will abandon the squad leader if Gong Caicai doesn't have big breasts... But at least the two of them have passed the hand test. For me, I only need to check visually."

Xiaoqin secretly made up her mind to put a collar with a bell on Miba's neck, and the bell would ring whenever it moved, so that she would never be able to catch a sparrow again.