I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After Xiaoqin heard the real name of the president of the hhh club, her eyes widened in surprise.

"Is it a lie? If the president is him, isn't Uncle Ye who was awarded the position of general by the president a real general!?"

That's a problem though, North Korea has so many generals that they're worthless, but it's kind of weird when your dad is one of them.

"I won't lie to you. Regarding the true identity of the president, Uncle Shoe Repair also mentioned to me not long ago. According to various clues, the probability that the president is him is close to 100%!"

Seeing what I said so firmly, Xiaoqin held her chin and fell into deep thought.

"I didn't expect the president to be more powerful than my father. If I knew this earlier, I might as well have brought the president over to help us deal with the love of French fries..."

"Stop dreaming." I smiled wryly. "It is true that the president appreciates my father, but it is impossible to go to war with others for my father! After we know this secret, we can't change anything."

After Xiaoqin and I went out of the bathroom, the squad leader looked at us a few more times, but both of us had wet hands. It seemed that Xiaoqin just went in with me to wash our hands.

Shu Zhe went out and didn't know what to do. Gong Caicai was talking with the monitor about volunteering in the future. She hoped that the monitor would tell her what job she should do in the future.

"Squad leader, I really envy you who decided to become a criminal police officer early on. How much courage it takes to face criminals! I'm not good enough. Although I always hope to be self-reliant like ordinary people, I can't find my future goal. If this continues, I won’t become a burden to society, will I?”

If Gong Caicai asked me this way, I might tell her half-jokingly that as long as she finds a good husband to marry, everything will be fine, but the very responsible monitor replied seriously:

"Caicai, you have to have confidence in yourself. Don't you like plants very much? Have you ever thought about becoming a botanist?"

"Botanist?" Gong Caicai said happily, "Squad leader, do you think I can be a botanist? Although I thought about becoming a breeder because I like rabbits, it seems that zoos don't need to hire someone to raise rabbits... ...It's better to be a botanist! But can I be a botanist with my brain? Am I a little too stupid?"

"Botanists don't need brains at all!" Xiaoqin interrupted irresponsibly, "Haven't you heard people say 'elm head', 'pumpkin head' and other descriptions! You are very suitable to be a plant if you stay like this Scholar! Stop frowning!"

"Student Xiaoqin, why did you say that..." Gong Caicai knew that Xiaoqin was talking nonsense, but with a weak personality, she dared not refute Xiaoqin in person anyway.

Seeing Gong Caicai's cowardly look, Xiaoqin had a sudden idea. She patted Gong Caicai on the shoulder and said to her, "Actually, you can be a policewoman with the squad leader in the future! You two partners will be very suitable!"

Before Gong Caicai responded, the squad leader spoke first: "The work of a criminal police officer is not suitable for Caicai! We often encounter dangerous situations, not to mention robbers and so on. Even a drunkard who is causing trouble must be subdued." It's not that easy either!"

Gong Caicai has a very rich imagination. It is estimated that as soon as she heard the word "drunk man", she immediately imagined what Pentheus might look like when he was drunk, so she trembled unsurprisingly.

At this time, Xiaoqin explained to the class leader: "Squad leader, you only know one thing and don't know the other! It's hard for a drunk to reason with him, and you might get into a fight, but if you're a drunk and you see a high school student Two police officers who are short, one majestic and the other cowardly, which one do you beat first?"

"When the drunk goes to beat Gong Caicai, you can take the opportunity to use various grappling techniques and electric batons on the drunk to subdue him effortlessly! What a good strategy!"

your sister!Isn't this using Gong Caicai as a bait sandbag!Gong Caicai, who was trembling at first, trembled even more after listening to your suggestion!

Gong Caicai, a policewoman, is incompetent no matter what. From the monitor's point of view, Xiaoqin's proposal is not worth refuting, but Xiaoqin made Gong Caicai very happy, and when she rolled her eyes, she immediately had a new idea.

"Well, Caicai, do you know that there is a profession called 'animal caller'? They are responsible for waking up hibernating animals in the spring, such as hedgehogs, squirrels, lizards...the salary is very high! Caicai, how about you? If you like animals, why not become an animal caller!"

Xiaoqin spoke nonsense in a serious manner (referred to as "Yi`bendao"), which stunned the innocent Gong Caicai.

"What? Do hibernating animals have to be yelled to wake up? So how do hibernating animals wake up in those inaccessible areas?"

"Hey! It's because of the consideration of the needs of the animals that humans send people to many remote areas!" Xiaoqin pointed at the monitor, "The monitor's uncle once worked as an animal caller in the mountains!"

Uncle Huoqiu is a forest ranger, okay?According to you, Uncle Huoqiu went to wake up the black bear to end hibernation, but was bitten by the angry black bear?

"Xiaoqin, where did you hear these strange remarks?" The squad leader's face was full of black lines, "How can there be such an outrageous profession as a creature caller in the world? And although there are cute creatures like squirrels among the animals that hibernate, But most of them are ugly and dangerous animals, such as toads, snakes, crocodiles, etc... Even if there is a botanist, Cai Cai can't do it."

"Of course, she will be bitten by a snake." Xiaoqin muttered in a low voice, "She doesn't even dare to be a botanist, so surely she doesn't dare to count polar bears?"

There is no such thing as an animal caller, but the work of counting polar bears does exist. Rosneft and ExxonMobil of the United States jointly invested 40 pounds (about 410 million yuan) this year to hire brave people to go to Siberia to count the number of polar bears. .

The position of "bear counter" seems to be very valuable, but the workplace is in a low temperature environment of -46° all year round. In addition to counting bears, the bear counter also installs electronic collar trackers on adult polar bears and takes blood samples from polar bears. For research use.And polar bears are one of the few mammals that eat humans...

It's a cheating high-paying job!Maybe one day it will become the bait of polar bears!And observing polar bears in the snow requires at least excellent eyesight!The squad leader barely passed the bear counting job, so asking Gong Caicai to be a bear counting member is basically feeding the bears, okay?

"The tea is getting cold, shall I pour it?" Gong Caicai wanted to escape from the awkward conversation.

"The teacup is made of porcelain," Xiaoqin said, "don't break the teacup, or Amy will make you pay for it!"

"Amy won't let you pay for it," I hurriedly comforted the frightened Gong Caicai, "and the ground is covered with carpet, even if it falls from this height, the teacup won't break."

Gong Caicai swayed to pour tea, while Xiaoqin leaned over to the class monitor and whispered, "Director Cao and classmate Ye Lin, the president of the hhh club that his father knew, is actually..."

"What!?" The squad leader turned pale in shock, "How could that guy have something to do with us? Xiaoqin, you're just making it up, right? It's just like the thing-caller you mentioned just now, right?"

"Anyway, I told you the truth." Xiaoqin folded her hands on her chest and said in a nonchalant manner, "It's up to you whether you believe it or not, as long as you don't break your own arm. gone."

The squad leader cast me a questioning look, and I nodded to show that Xiaoqin was telling the truth.

"The situation seems to be getting more and more complicated," the class monitor frowned, "I always feel that we are not ordinary Chinese high school students."

"More like a Japanese high school student?" I joked, "According to the usual practice, the Japanese basically have to save the world at our age."

Shu Zhe left the room to seek medical advice from Dr. Yu. Under Lin Yumeng's persecution, he always wanted to find a solution for his breast dysplasia.

Dr. Yu prescribed some hormone-free conservative treatment for him. He saw me when he came out of the infirmary, and I dragged him to the kitchen.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing? I'm not hungry..."

"You're not hungry, I'm hungry! Besides, go to the kitchen to get some food for your sister, can you die of exhaustion?"

In the huge kitchen, a group of chefs headed by French chef Pierre are busy preparing meals for Amy and the entire team.Pierre was very happy to see me, not because I was Amy's brother, but because I was a better eater.

"Recently, why didn't that... the loudspeaker come?"

Pierre stammered and asked me, because the big trumpet belongs to the type of player who can eat, so he is very popular with Pierre.

"Big Horn has caught a cold recently, and his appetite will recover after a while. Don't worry—is there anything we can do to help? How about letting us cut this ham on the chopping board!"

Shu Zhe was very puzzled by my behavior, "Brother Ye Lin, what's the point of looking for work? These people are all hired by your sister. If you help them work, don't you let them get paid for nothing?"

I directly grabbed Shu Zhe's ear, the pain made him beg for mercy repeatedly.

"You know what! I'm going to ask you to help in the kitchen! At least cut a few slices of ham for my sister! Your sister cooked for you every day in the early years. You have never prepared food for her by yourself? Today I am here Exercise yours!"

In Pierre's eyes, cooking is a very pleasant thing, so he didn't stop him, just opened the cabinet, and took out a very ordinary... Frostmourne.

Damn, isn't this the imitation sword that Amy used to beat the fat rabbit?Why is it in the kitchen now?

Pierre explained to me: "Miss Amy got tired of this sword very quickly. After I sharpened the blade on the whetstone, I found that it was amazing for cutting ham, so it has always been a regular kitchen item. ..."