I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The first possible project of the stylistic contest given by Amy is the very strangely named "Jews vs. Nazis".

She instructed Xiong Yaoyue and me to use two tables to build a ping-pong table, and then placed two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a hexagram representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

"My mother organized 'beer pong' at company receptions, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is very popular among American college students."

Amy explained to us by the side.

"The rule is this: Half a glass of beer should be poured into each of these glasses, and then both players will throw a ping-pong ball into the opponent's cup with their hands. Whichever side's cups are cleared first loses."

"It's impossible for everyone to drink a bar in the cultural and sports competition." I objected, "And throwing the ping pong ball into the wine glass and then drinking the wine inside is not hygienic."

"I'm just telling you how to play, and I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as it is now." Amy was a little impatient, "Just pour water into the cup now, and you don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just throw it away."

"Speaking of the accuracy of throwing things, no one can compare to the monitor." Xiong Yaoyue cast her eyes on Shusha who had stood up from the carpet and was standing with her back against the fireplace.

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin preemptively refused: "No, the squad leader's arm is broken, so she can't participate in any sports competitions, and what's more, her broken hand is her dominant hand. If she barely uses her left hand, she won't be able to exert any strength at all. "

"Actually." The squad leader interrupted Xiaoqin and said, "My left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I think that what the right hand can do, the left hand should also be able to do it, so I trained it..."

"I know, I know." Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly raised her hands, as if rushing to answer a question in class, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double skillful hands', and the dark elf Drizzt has this skill."

"You can't use your left hand." Xiaoqin frowned like a nervous student's parent, "In short, the monitor, you sit down and act as a mascot for me, and I will never allow you to compete with others. It will be bad if you break a second bone gone."

"But if there is such a game with such precision..."

"When the time comes, I'll go for you." Xiaoqin said decisively, "Who can there be masters at the Zhonghai Civil and Martial Arts School? The so-called top ten masters in Zhonghai are all defeated by A Lin and me. We will win the game without you."

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

"Let's play the first game with Ah Lin." Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players. It won't hurt to practice."

"Wait." Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop, "Just in case I want to ask, none of the people present have Jewish ancestry. In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses the disgust of Jewish students, although it is just a A game similar to the Chinese government's drinking order, which does not involve anti-Semitism at all..."

"Don't worry, there are no Jews in the room." Zhuang Ni, who gave up the table and hid further away to drink black tea, said, "And what you are playing is not 'Jews vs. Nazis', it is simply 'Judaism vs. Buddhism'."

"What do you mean?" Amy was puzzled.

"Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns placed on me, "The swastikas of the Nazis and the swastikas of Buddhism are different, Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbols wrong , the ones on the table are entirely Buddhist symbols.”

I took a closer look and it turned out to be true. No wonder Buddhists hated Hitler. Hitler reversed the Buddhist swastika, which represents auspiciousness and happiness, as the notorious Nazi swastika. I don’t know how many misunderstandings have caused future generations.

It is said that Premier Zhou once received foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse. As a result, the waiter was very nervous when serving the dishes on the table. With a shake of his little hand, a Buddhist "卍" character carved from radish in the center of the soup turned over. It turned into a fascist symbol "卐", and the foreign guests were shocked, thinking that they were about to enter a Hongmen banquet, and they were about to be split in half by Premier Zhou with military punches. It is specially prepared for gentlemen, and it is called 'Destroy Fascism', you are welcome, come and destroy them."

"It doesn't matter if it's not a Nazi." Amy said, "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who makes those two match so similar? In short, you should practice more and treat it as my exam question. "

Xiaoqin and I played a round of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that Judaism's hexagrams are densely arranged, and choosing which side will be at a disadvantage.

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat, and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my guess just now.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she didn't even beat Xiaoqin in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in precisely controlling small objects.

The squad leader was eager to watch and wanted to play a round, but Xiaoqin rudely stopped him. Zhuang Ni, after washing the ping-pong balls I touched thoroughly, made a match with Xiaoqin.

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin felt that it was not interesting after seeking defeat in Dugu, so she gave up the position to Xiong Yaoyue, and Amy stood opposite to play with her best friend.

I could see that Xiong Yaoyue wanted to let go, but Amy's level was too low, and she even threw an own goal that bounced back into her cup, and was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone without any surprise.

"Asshole, to be able to beat me, it must be because the geomagnetic gravity of the Celestial Dynasty is different from that of the United States. I am very good at this game in the United States."

Angrily, Amy grabbed an orange on the bedside table and was about to smash it, Xiong Yaoyue hurriedly begged for mercy: "No, don't hit me with that, orange weapons are no joke."

"You were too nervous when you shot." The squad leader who couldn't participate in the training said, "It will be better if you relax a little bit, try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

At this time, Obama started to circle around the ground, and raised his face to show an expression of asking for help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

"You take your time, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."

After saying this, I put on my coat and led Obama out of the room. The girls didn't have the thick clothes for going out because there was a stove in the room, so they couldn't help it even if they wanted to.

As a result, I ran into Xiao Yin who was sitting in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the joystick of the wheelchair by herself. Not only was there no Dr. Yu by her side, she didn’t even have a rabbit, which made her look a little lonely.

"I'm sorry." When I led Obama into her sight, she lowered her head and said to me.

"Why do you have to apologize." Even though it is winter, the smell of Obama's tuba is not very pleasant. If Xiao Yin has no sense of smell, I think the person who should apologize is me.

A gust of wind blew, and the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders fluttered, and there was a trace of apology between her eyebrows and eyes.

"Just now when you were talking on the phone with Amy was too loud, it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I knew it soon."

I was startled, and then smiled bitterly and said: "That is to say, did you know that I might have a child?"

Xiao Yin nodded, "After I learned about it, I immediately conducted a causal calculation, and the final conclusion is: the probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

"Isn't that close to [-]%?" I said desperately, "Is it because I must have become a father, where is my child, can you find out?"

"I can't find it." Xiao Yin expressed regret, "I tried, but I didn't find any valuable information. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child very deeply, but you don't have to be too desperate, what I just said It's Ai Shuqiao's chance of implementing the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure."

I seem to have grasped a life-saving straw, "In other words, Ai Shuqiao may be lying to me, she is bluffing."

"Not necessarily." Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you imagined, according to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that your child's mother is Su Qiao. "

"Wait, wait." I was so shocked that I almost couldn't hold Obama's dog leash, "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child, and when was Su Qiao pregnant? Shuqiao was imprisoned before, but when I rescued her, I didn't find her big belly, did she get big when I was unconscious later?"

If Su Qiao was forcibly impregnated by Ai Shuqiao with my frozen semen, wouldn't she be more embarrassed to face me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma I can't help it either.

"Su Qiao doesn't need to get pregnant." Xiao Yin continued, "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's method is to give birth to a child through the womb and find a surrogate mother in the United States, but the egg is taken from Su Qiao. Her eggs were extracted while she was in captivity."

Your sister, don't you think it's messy enough? After a long time, my child has a parent and a mother, and the sperm and egg providers are kept in the dark. Ai Shuqiao, you are endless. Is this interesting? You are Is this how to fulfill the promise of Su Qiao to be your daughter-in-law?

"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete information and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee that your child will exist, nor can I guarantee that Su Qiao must be the egg provider. , in order to find out all this, you'd better ask the person concerned."

What, let me ask Su Qiao face to face, has her eggs been extracted while she was imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao? If the answer is yes, then should I tell Su Qiao that she and I are likely to have a child, this book The first release comes from 17k Novels.com, the first time to watch the genuine content!