I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

As if the scene was not chaotic enough, a bald man suddenly pushed the door in from outside the Star Diamond Coffee Shop, and shouted in panic:

"Crocodiles, some crocodiles have run into the street, and someone's dog has been bitten, everyone be careful."

The customers in the store and the maids and waiters were taken aback, while I continued to sit on the chair and drink coffee, not believing the nonsense that guy said at all.

Looking at his shaved bald head, he is probably a Shaolin disciple of Zhonghai Wenwu School. He has to shave his head even though he is not practicing in Shaolin Temple. Do you want to set up a fortune-telling stall at the gate of the temple after practicing martial arts? You are not a fool near Christmas On the first day of the festival, you lied to everyone that a mad dog ran into the street, and some people might believe it. How could the crocodile appear in Dongshan City?

Wait, I suddenly choked on my coffee, recalling that Amy raised at least 25 crocodiles as torture tools on the basement floor of the principal's building, could it be that those crocodiles escaped.

As most people looked out, there really were crocodiles. Several crocodiles about two meters long swaggered across the road, behind them were bodyguards in black suits holding fishing nets and trying to catch them.

What's the matter, there was a python crisis just two days ago, and now the crocodile is "I'll come on stage after you sing", Christmas is a holiday for giving gifts to obedient children, what are you cold-blooded reptiles doing to join in the fun?

It turned out that Su Qiao had just persuaded Gong Caicai, who was dressed as a maid, to sit on the seat. Gong Caicai sat there with her head down and sobbed. .

"Alligator, alligator, alligator, alligator, alligator, alligator,,,,."

Gong Caicai fainted when she saw the first crocodile through the window glass, and Su Qiao quickly supported her waist from the side.

"Hey, this mistress is quite conscientious, and she's supporting Zheng Gong's waist." A certain guy at the next table was still commenting inappropriately.

Most of the customers in Star Diamond Coffee Shop are students from Zhonghai Wenwu School. Even if not everyone knows martial arts, they are more courageous than ordinary people. When they saw crocodiles crawling around outside, they just took out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos. It wasn't a mess.

I got a message from Yin on my smartwatch: "Amy's crocodile pool heating system is malfunctioning, the crocodiles are almost cooked, so they all come out, you have to be very careful no matter where you are."

Your sister, it's a system failure again. I remember that the python incident was caused by various system failures. I always feel that this is not a pure coincidence. Is the Black Holy Infant using technological means to kill some people?

I immediately called Pentheus to confirm whether everyone in the principal's building was safe. Pentheus said that all the crocodiles in the principal's building had been subdued, and the six crocodiles running outside were also being hunted down.

Looking out through the window glass, two bodyguards in black were dealing with three crocodiles. Probably because their bodyguard training courses did not include dealing with crocodiles, so their actions were a little clumsy, and the biggest and fiercest crocodile was thrown away ten times. Many meters away.

By the way, I still know the name of this crocodile, because it has a bad temper and has all kinds of bumps on its back, so it was named "Tyrant Renekton" by Xiong Yaoyue, which is also the name of a hero in lol name.

"We'll be fine as long as we stay in the store." Su Qiao asked me, supporting the fainted Gong Caicai, "It's winter, and there is no water nearby, so the crocodiles shouldn't be able to run too far."

I supported Su Qiao's point of view at first, but Renekton crawled forward persistently with its stubby limbs, and scared a 7- or 8-year-old child who had separated from his parents. Holding the candied haws and standing still, he completely forgot to hide from the crawling beast.

"The child is in danger." A waitress in a coffee shop shouted, "Go out and save him, aren't you all masters of martial arts, and you're here to brag about yourself all day long."

If Red Star Man Wan Dong was here, he would definitely go out to save people without saying a word, but most of the students of Zhonghai Wenwu School here today are idiots. They saw three crocodiles active outside, and none of them had the courage to go out.

I can't sit still.

First of all, these crocodiles ran out from Amy. It is said that they have already bitten a dog. If they bite a child again, they will cause more trouble.

Secondly, after I learned that I might become a father, my mentality changed subtly. Personally, I actually dislike bear children, but when I think of the parents of bear children, I have the idea of ​​saving others.

"Su Qiao, I'll go out for a while, you help wake up Gong Caicai, and then resign her part-time job in the coffee shop."

Standing up from behind the desk, I took out my wallet and handed it to Su Qiao.

"By the way, take the bill for me. If there are other places to use money, I will also take it from my wallet. In addition, there is a black card in the wallet. If some things need to be pretended to be done, you can use the black card to scare them. .”

Su Qiao nodded and took my wallet, and asked me worriedly: "Ye Lin, you are going to save someone, can you leave it to the bodyguards?"

I visually measured the distance between Renekton and Xiongzi, and replied to Su Qiao, "These crocodiles are strictly speaking Amy's pets. I can't let Amy's pets hurt people. I will go back as soon as I go, and nothing will happen."

Su Qiao wanted to say something more, but seeing that I insisted, she swallowed the words that came to her lips, and just told me to be careful with her eyes.

I strode up to the front door of the crowded coffee shop and asked them to move out of the way.

"Everyone dodges, all dodges, a few crocodiles are scared like this, it really embarrasses your principal Liu Qianpeng."

Liu Qianpeng, the principal of Zhonghai Wenwu School, claims that he can "defeat Batman within 5 seconds." I think Batman is definitely more difficult to deal with than a family-raised crocodile.

"What are you talking about?" The bald-headed messenger stared at me disapprovingly, "The ones crawling around outside are all crocodiles, not goldfish. You think you are great because you are big. I have practiced Shaolin martial arts for ten years. All……"

I put my hand over his face and threw him through the door onto the lobby floor.

"I don't have time to waste time with you. Open the door. I have to discipline the crocodiles outside."

There was an uproar around, there were people who wanted to stand up for the bald man, but now when they heard that I was going out to deal with the crocodile, they all put out the fire.

"No way, this scumbag with two legs is going to fight crocodiles." Some of the onlookers said, "Is it because his conscience is condemned and he wants to feed the crocodiles to atone for his sins?"

The maid who pointed out the danger to the children at first came over to open the door for me, and looked at me with the eyes of a hero, which made me feel embarrassed.

Alas, these crocodiles belong to my family. My sister let them out to bite people instead of watching them.

As soon as I walked out of the coffee shop, the door closed behind me, but it was the bald man and some of his classmates who did it, so that I would not regret running back into the shop.

I just sneered at this kind of behavior: Since I came out, young master, I have no plan to go back.

At this time, the two bodyguards had already controlled the crocodile they were tracking, but the third crocodile, that is, Renekton, who was jumping at the bear with its teeth and claws, was left unsupervised.

"Wow, dad, dad, save me."

Looking carefully, the bear's scarf was blown by the wind and got entangled in the drainage pipe on the outer wall of the coffee shop. strangled himself.

What's worse, in order to keep the crocodile's ferocious nature, Amy often only feeds the crocodile half full. Now that Remington sees an immature juvenile wriggling back and forth in front of him, he immediately wags his appetite and wants to come over with his tail wagging a mouthful.

The situation was critical, and I didn't care much, so I ran up my feet and chased him from behind, and then came a diving dive.

"Ah."

My dad taught me that the bite force of a crocodile is amazing, but the force to open its mouth is very small. In other words, as long as I hold its upper jaw and lower jaw together, it can't hurt people at all.

So my sturdy Spartan body fell from the sky and hit the back of the crocodile Renekton who was about to eat.

"Fuck, you want to smash me to death."

If the crocodile could talk, I bet it would, but before it could utter any words, I had my chin between its eyes and my arms holding its jaw.

"Ah, hey."

With my well-trained virgin arm strength, I successfully merged the upper and lower jaws of the crocodile, and the weakness of the crocodile's weak mouth opening is real, and it lost its most powerful weapon at once.

Seeing me appearing out of nowhere and hitting the crocodile, the bear boy seemed to have seen Ultraman fight a monster, so he didn't mess around with the scarf he was entangled in, and his little face recovered a lot of blood.

However, the crocodile is not a woman of good faith. It cannot open its mouth, but it has other ferocious stunts.

That is "death roll".

Relying on the rapid tumbling in the water, the crocodile can dismember the prey it has bitten into. Students can imagine that the washing machine is equipped with eight kitchen knives with the blades facing outward. The death tumbling is that effect.

It's a pity that it is on land now, and the temperature is relatively low, which is not suitable for cold-blooded animals to exert their strength.

I tried my best to press the crocodile under me, but of course I didn't care about the posture. The hateful thing is that those cowards in the coffee shop just watched from the other side, and there was one guy who shouted:

"My god, come and see, there's a crocodile in the street."

Your sister, I'm fighting to the death, okay, I'm so angry that you shouted so hard.

Thanks to two bodyguards who came to help, we finally subdued Renekton, whose jungle plan this time finally failed ignominiously.

The bodyguards sealed the crocodile's big mouth with tape. I got up from the monster's back. At this time, the brat untied the scarf wrapped around the drainage pipe by himself, and looked up at my tall figure with envy.

I was afraid to pat the dust off my body, saw that the bear boy was fine, and praised him with a sigh of relief: "Good job, I didn't get scared when I encountered this kind of thing."

The bear boy looked down at his crotch, as if to confirm that he was really not scared to pee, and then bowed to me.

"Well, I just finished going to the toilet, and then I couldn't find my father... Big brother, thank you for saving me, you are really good, where did you learn the technique of beating Godzilla?"