I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

During this time, Shu Zhe rarely showed up in the principal's building. He hid in his room and surfed the Internet all day long, not knowing what he was busy with.After we decided on a counterattack plan, I finally had the chance to meet Shu Zhe in the corridor, and he was about to kick Miba away who came begging for food.

"What are you doing!" I shouted behind him, "The whole Dongshan City finally found a cat and a dog that are not afraid of your sister, why are you kicking them so unlovingly!"

When he found out that it was me, Shu Zhe retracted his foot, and said embarrassingly, "I, I was just teasing it, I didn't really want to kick it."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Mi Ba spared Shu Zhe and fled to a safe area with agility. He didn't forget to turn around and let out a dissatisfied "meow".

"Two days later, you were invited by your sister to be the guest of honor in the style competition. Do you know about this?" I asked.

"I know." Shu Zhe blinked his eyes strangely, and said indifferently, "But although the reward of 200 million US dollars is a lot, it didn't fall into our hands in the end. Even if we win, it's just a cheap school. Why? Why should it be so important?"

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Shu Zhe is a white-eyed wolf who has no integrity and is easy to buy. I can neither tell him that he must win the style competition to get the specific information of "my child", nor can I tell him that I want to use the sabotage code in the USB flash drive to attack black people. The Holy Infant, and then let Ai Shuqiao down.

So I made a ruffian face, and stretched out my right thumb to point to my chest.

"Anyway, I don't like to lose! Especially when the opponents are those bastards from Zhong Hai! You must win the style competition!"

Shu Zhe muttered in a low voice: "Wei Yu, the number one expert in Zhong Hai, is your childhood playmate, and now many of them go to Aunt Ren's Yin Yang Sanshou martial arts gym to join in, how much hatred and hatred can you have?"

"Don't talk back!" I scolded, "Anyway, when you are an audience, don't make trouble for us. Wherever you are needed, you have to do your best for us!"

Shu Zhe was taken aback for a moment, then narrowed his fox-like eyes proudly.

"Since it is a competition of style and style, there must be many "literary competitions" besides the "martial arts competition"—Brother Ye Lin, are you not confident that you can gain an advantage in the literary competitions? I, a winner of several Olympic competitions, am very confident in myself , Unfortunately, even if I meet a project that I am good at, I can't play, after all, I am not a member of the second (3) class of high school!"

I thought for a long time, and finally said the suggestion that Xiaoyin gave me before:

"Shu Zhe, on the day of the style competition, you brought your own ten-piece suit in your backpack! You should choose straight black hair for the wig! Your goal is to pretend to be your sister, understand?"

"Why, why?" Shu Zhe was taken aback, "Pretending to be her in front of so many people and my sister, what if I get caught out?"

I shrugged my shoulders indifferently: "Isn't it enough not to be ripped apart? When the time comes, you will wear a pair of height-enhancing shoes, and your bra will also be thickly padded. Try to be as serious as possible, and you will definitely be able to hide it from most people, especially Students of Zhonghai Wenwu School!"

Shu Zhe frowned in embarrassment: "Are you going to use me to cheat? But my sister will not agree to such a thing. She looks down on stealing opportunities during the competition very much. Maybe she will kill my relatives and report me!"

"Not this time," I replied not very confidently, "this time your sister knows that we have a reason to win. In addition, you are prepared to carry these equipment, maybe you can use it on other occasions, maybe you can't use it at all. It won't work."

In fact, it was Xiao Yin's idea to let Shu Zhe carry the pseudo-girl equipment with him. She confirmed through causal calculations that this would increase our winning rate, but she didn't elaborate on the reason.

Seeing that Shu Zhe still had a nonchalant and high-spirited attitude, I knew that this kid had nothing to gain, so he had to throw out enough bait.

"Shu Zhe, do you think the artificial intelligence called 'Black Holy Infant' is powerful?"

"Amazing! Isn't he an enhanced version of Xiaoyin? I heard from Eunuch Cao that Xiaoyin captured Sony's server with a little trick and prevented the movie "Assassination of Kim Jong-un" from being released as scheduled! Can turn the world upside down?"

Damn, Eunuch Cao, why are you talking nonsense with Shu Zhe?The fewer people who know about the attack on Sony's server, the better. The United States is worried about who to blame!Don't get me involved!

I cleared my throat, and continued to persuade Shu Zhe: "Well, do you know that the style competition is held on Christmas? Ai Shuqiao made a bet with me. If we can win the style competition, then we can ask her Make three Christmas wishes, as long as they do not exceed the capabilities of the Black Holy Infant, they can be fulfilled..."

While making up nonsense, I complained in my heart: Can Ai Shuqiao fulfill three wishes, does Ai Shuqiao think she is the dragon of Namek?It turns out that I am a real dragon species!

"Shu Zhe, if you make a contribution in the style competition, then I will give you one of the wishes. Is this a good deal?"

Not in a hurry to agree to me, Shu Zhe thought about it carefully, and felt more and more that this wish was no small matter.In the information age, information is wealth, and Black Saint Infant can obtain future information to a certain extent, even if he is used to trade stocks in the United States, he can make money!

"Okay, then I'll do my best!" Shu Zhe's sly eyes released sparks of interest, "But brother Ye Lin, you can't go back on your word, or I'll go and sue my sister!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, I won't go back on my word." I waved my hand and said to Shu Zhe, "I will definitely make the Black Holy Infant happy to fulfill your wish!"

In fact, once I insert the USB flash drive containing the damaged code into the main computer in the computer room, the Black Holy Infant will be replaced by the virtual squad leader, and the virtual squad leader will definitely see his younger brother who "resurrected from the dead" in this world. To be obedient and obedient to his younger brother, let alone one wish, maybe a hundred wishes will be granted to him.

Your sister, Shu Zhe is ambitious, if the virtual squad leader spoils him too much, will he become a villain?Are you on par with Zheng Weizun?

Hmm... that's not quite right, Shu Zhe has already turned into a pseudo-mother psychologically, even if he relies on the ability of virtual squad leader to commit crimes, he probably won't be able to do evil things like violent girls, but he, a pseudo-mother, may be unbearable The victim was raped by the wheel.

After handing over the task to Shu Zhe, I went to the gymnasium in the principal's building to take a look. In the high-profile and luxurious 80-square-meter gymnasium, Xiong Yaoyue was sweating profusely on the treadmill trying to break the record she kept. Beside him waving his hands to cheer her on.

The futuristic design of the treadmill is simply equipment unloaded from a spaceship. The treadmill is wirelessly connected to the screen-shaped floor-standing display in front of it, and the 3D scene will change as the user runs.

"Yeah - roar!" Xiong Yaoyue screamed and jumped over a large canyon above the display screen. Pentheus, who was standing on one side, applauded, but Amy turned her face away with a pale face.

Is it really the same fear of heights as me?Can't stand even a virtual scene?It seems that you will never want to play "Assassin's Creed" in your life!

Xiong Yaoyue repeated the "Leap of Faith" countless times. She was so fascinated by the game that she didn't notice Amy's strangeness at all. Amy was also very tolerant of her only girlfriend, and told Xiong Yaoyue to run to the sofa by herself after she had a good time. I went to rest.

Across the three fitness machines is a magnetically controlled silent version of the spinning bike. The squad leader rides on it at a medium-low speed. It seems that she hasn't ridden a bike for a long time since her arm was injured. This is doing recovery training.

Xiaoqin twists and turns on a slimming and waist twisting machine, which looks like an exercise bike without wheels, only armrests and pedals.

"I must make my figure better!" Xiaoqin vowed when I walked by, "I won't lose to the class monitor with big breasts and no brains!"

In other words, the squad leader is not suitable for the evaluation of "big breasts and no brains"?It's better to say that her breasts are directly proportional to IQ, and it's your own mental retardation that is worrying!

Amy hasn't spoken to me since I walked in. This anomaly made me very strange. When I took the initiative to find her, I found this little guy squatting in front of the refrigerator in the gym, stuffing something into his shirt .

Stealing Coke?I thought so and walked over, but after Amy left proudly with a bulging chest, the bottom row of the refrigerator actually contained a lot of Cokes. I really don't know what Amy stole.

After taking a closer look, I shouted: There is a counterfeit in the middle of the cola!The one covered with a circle of Coke wrapping paper is not a plastic bottle at all, but a purple-black eggplant of similar size!

Amy, did you get the eggplant from the kitchen?Hidden in the clothes and brought it all the way here just to carry out this civet cat for prince plan?Girls, don't carry eggplants with you!It will be misleading!

Habits have become natural, even though Ai Shuqiao is not staring at Amy every day to not allow her to drink Coke, Amy still sneaks every time she drinks Coke, as if the stimulation makes Coke more delicious.

The sweetness of Coke is too high, and Amy is determined not to drink Diet Coke with less sugar, so Pentheus and I really limit the number of times Amy drinks Coke. Amy is quite dissatisfied with this, but sometimes she is happy to share with us hide and seek.

I stared dumbfoundedly at Amy's bulging blouse, knowing that she had stuffed a bottle of Coke into her chest, and the lower temperature of the Coke made her complexion turn pale and her mouth into an O shape.

"Don't hide it." I said to the past, "You can drink it if you want to drink it. How many bottles is this today? No more than the third bottle?"

Amy hugged her stomach with a guilty conscience, preventing the Coke bottle from slipping off.

"What are you talking about, dead boy? I didn't hide anything! The clothes look bulging because... It's because my breasts have developed! If you don't believe me, just feel it!"