I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

After the fan sumo match, the giant screen hanging above the stage displayed a score of "3:0", with the words "Qingzi High School" and "Zhonghai Wenwu School" marked next to the score.

"...The extraordinary sumo wrestling just now must have put everyone in the mood, so now I will announce the content of the second competition! The second competition is——"

Professor Bai stared at the phone screen and preached:

"The name of the second competition is - Delta Table Tennis! The points are worth 2 points!"

After listening carefully to Professor Bai's explanation, I was pleasantly surprised to find that this "Delta Ping Pong Ball" is a variant of the "Jews vs. Nazis" that Amy asked us to practice, but the pattern of placing the paper cups has become a large symmetrical triangle on both sides. .

The rules of the game are that the two sides throw table tennis balls to each other on a table tennis table filled with water cups. The players will receive a new table tennis ball every 30 seconds. Before that, they must throw the table tennis balls in their hands. The side that throws more ping pong balls into the opponent's cup wins.

"This is Wubi! We must get the place back!"

The top ten masters in Zhonghai ranked 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th. According to the boxing techniques they learned, they were nicknamed Mantis Four, Snake Five, Tiger Six, and Monkey Seven. At this time, Monkey Seven couldn't sit still.

"Let me go! My hidden weapon level is the best in our school! I don't believe that anyone from Qingzi High School can beat me!"

In fact, the four masters of the "animal department", Mantis [-], Snake [-], Tiger [-], and Monkey [-], were once wiped out by Xiaoqin alone in a hotel, but at that time Xiaoqin was wearing the Diaryman's hooded sports Clothes, and did not show his face.

Monkey Qi proudly stepped onto the center of the stage, and tossed a ping pong ball back and forth on the left side of the ping pong table, each time throwing it to a considerable height and catching it easily. of excellent handling.

"I'll go!" Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "I trained with Amy on this!"

The squad leader looked worried at Monkey Seven's movements, "This man is very skilled, at least 4 or 5 years of kung fu, Pooh, you are probably not his opponent. If our class wants to guarantee to win him, we still have to let him go." let me try……"

"Then how can I do it!" Xiaoqin immediately objected, "Squad leader, you are injured, what if your right arm is broken for the second time?"

"That's right!" Zhuang Ni also said, "Squad leader, you can't play! And you can only use your left hand, so you may not get good grades."

The squad leader moved his left hand up and down, and said to himself: "In order to maintain left-right symmetry, the proficiency of my left hand is basically the same as that of my right hand. This kind of competition is not very confrontational. I only need to throw it every 30 seconds." If you play a ping-pong ball, you should not be injured."

"I'll go for you!" Xiaoqin interrupted the monitor, "I also did special training with Amy! Even if my throwing technique is not as good as that monkey, at least I can hit him with a ping pong ball face!"

"That can't be done," the squad leader blushed, "Intentionally injuring the other party will only cause a chain of hatred, and they will use similar methods to deal with us in the next game, so it will be a vicious circle. And Xiaoqin, you have a fear of men , it’s inappropriate for you to go on stage to confront boys, right?”

"Indeed, that's true," Xiaoqin muttered, "Although this monkey is my defeat, I must use another mode..."

"What's the matter with Qingzi High School? Are you stalling for time?" Hou Qi shouted to the audience holding a ping-pong ball.When the squad leader heard the provocative words, he stood up from his seat with a swipe, and shot his cold eyes straight at the other party.

"Shusha?" Hou Qi, who had obviously heard the name of the righteous devil, said in surprise, "Aren't you injured? How can you fight me with only one hand?"

Although the squad leader's invisible splint under the sweater is very concealed, it still shows a certain sense of incongruity while walking, and this detail has not escaped the eyes of Monkey Seven.

"Shen, apply for an assistant!" Seeing the class monitor step by step towards the stage, Xiaoqin raised her arms and forced herself to shout out in front of many people.

"Because the monitor's right arm has an old injury, so in order to prevent her from falling, I will follow her on the stage and hug her from the side! I will definitely not affect the competition, please agree to my request!"

"When did the relationship between Xiaoqin and the monitor become so good?" Niu Shili asked me from behind, "During junior high school, it seemed that Xiaoqin often played tricks on the monitor, right?"

I thought to myself: the current Xiaoqin also often plays tricks on the squad leader, but Xiaoqin thinks that the squad leader’s arm fracture was caused by herself. If the squad leader breaks the second time and loses the possibility of being a criminal policeman, then she will feel guilty for the rest of her life.

Professor Bai and Hu Xianyong discussed it carefully for a while, and then asked Monkey Seven for his opinion. Monkey Seven casually glanced at Xiaoqin, and said generously:

"Since she came up just to help Shusha, I have no problem—anyway, I must be the one who wins in the end!"

"This monkey is going to be unlucky." After Xiaoqin left, the three Roses discussed in a low voice. When they were in junior high school, they suffered from the squad leader's flying props.

So when the squad leader walked to the other end of the table tennis case, Xiaoqin stood beside the squad leader. Due to her fear of men, she hugged the squad leader's waist from the side a little nervously, so as not to step on the ping-pong table on the ground. The ball fell over.

"Xiaoqin, can you hug me a little looser?" The squad leader asked with a bitter face, "You hug me so tightly, not only can I not use my waist strength, I even have difficulty breathing."

"Damn it, the squad leader never let me hug you like this!" Zhuang Ni said this very jealously from the bottom, and she forgot to turn off the Bluetooth headset communication with me, so that I could hear this sentence clearly Chu.

With Hu Xianyong's whistle, the "Delta Table Tennis" game officially began. Monkey Seven clasped a table tennis ball with his left shoulder, high right shoulder and low right hand, squinting his eyes to find the angle of attack, while the squad leader was as still as water , the slender five fingers of the left hand did not pinch the ping-pong ball very hard, as if planning to strike back.

"Look at how good I am!" Hou Qi couldn't bear it and finally made the first attack. The ping pong ball left his palm and hit the water glass on the monitor's side at a fairly fast speed.

However, with a flick of the squad leader's wrist, the ping-pong balls in his palm shot out, and he accurately intercepted the attacking ping-pong balls from Monkey Seven. The two ping-pong balls changed their trajectories and bounced in opposite directions.

The squad leader's ping-pong ball fell under the ball table, and Xiao Qin carefully kicked it away from the vicinity so as not to slip under the squad leader's feet.

However, Hou Qi's ping-pong ball bounced back to his own table without any deviation, fell into one of the water cups with a "snap", and floated on it, mocking his failure clearly.

"Squad leader is amazing! Squad leader is mighty! Squad leader, we love you!"

The first to shout out the cheers was the loyal dog trio, the monitors of No. 28 Middle School.

"This is simply amazing!" Xiao Lingtong sighed, "In my next novel, I must write about a feminine man who is good at throwing knives, and then he is bound tightly by a rough brother..."

"This kind of reaction is really suitable for being a criminal policeman. It would be great if she has nothing to do with you." Officer Ma looked at the monitor on the stage with the eyes of a senior looking at a junior.

"The momentum is not good!" Grandma Su, who is good at using silver needles, shook her head, "Shusha, this little girl can only use one hand, and her right side is being hugged tightly. There will be no stamina.”

Indeed, as Grandma Su said, Monkey Seven corrected its mentality and changed its strategy after conceding a goal first.He deliberately threw the ping-pong ball at a tricky angle, so that the squad leader in the "stake" state could not reproduce the first double-edged sword, and the situation on the table quickly fell into a stalemate.

Unable to use all her strength to throw the ball, the squad leader's left arm gradually felt numb, causing her to miss a shot. Hou Qi was very proud, and took this opportunity to tilt the advantage to his side.

"Xiaoqin, please let me go!" The squad leader begged, "The opponent is very strong, if I don't go all out, I won't be able to win!"

"Absolutely not!" Xiaoqin shouted while watching the ground rolling around playing table tennis, "I will never let you get hurt! If you get hurt, classmate Ye Lin won't forgive me!"

"But we will lose!" The squad leader finally knocked away a lob shot by Monkey Seven, and her left wrist was already shaking.

"Hahahaha, after all, you are a woman!" Monkey Seven threw another ball extremely quickly. Due to the speed, the ping pong ball hit the water glass on the monitor's side but failed to stop in the glass, and it splashed The splash of water just hit Xiaoqin's face.

"Bastard! How dare your monkey paw indirectly touch my face through a ping pong ball!" Boundless anger burst out from Xiaoqin's eyes in an instant. All the martial arts practitioners felt the surging killing intent.

The monkey seven who stood directly opposite Xiaoqin bore the brunt of it. He didn't pay attention to the short Xiaoqin at first, but after Xiaoqin "raged", he felt an extremely familiar sense of fear.

That day, the "Diary Man" who defeated the four of us alone in the hotel, why did he feel so similar to the girl in front of me! ?Why do I have the illusion that I might be killed?

"Squad leader, don't stand still, fight back!" Just when Monkey Seven was petrified, Xiaoqin reminded the monitor, "Now is the time!"

The squad leader didn't waste this great opportunity. She cheered up and threw ping-pong balls to the opponent's position steadily, striving to make a difference with every ball.Every time a hit is made, the red seats on the east side will burst into applause.

Compared to the squad leader's stability, Monkey Seven was unsteady, chaotic, and repeatedly made mistakes in performance.

"Time is up!" Hu Xianyong shouted into the microphone after the 10-minute countdown on the giant display screen went to zero, "Both sides stop fighting and start counting the outcome!"

In fact, there is no need for the referee to calculate, the "delta" on Monkey Seven's side is basically full of ping pong balls, while the squad leader's side is sparse, and only about half of them are hit.

"The winner is——Qingzi High School! Congratulations to you for scoring another 2 points! Now Qingzi High School is temporarily leading with [-] to [-]!"

After losing two games in a row, no matter whether it was the writing competition in the first game or the martial arts competition in the second game, Liu Qianpeng, the principal of Zhonghai Wenwu School, had a dark face and a very ugly expression.Our headmaster He Qimei gritted his teeth and said, as if his hatred had been avenged:

"Well, you heartless man! I will never make it easy for your son!"

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