I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

When Xu Shaoguan saw me breaking into the room, he didn't get up from Shu Zhe immediately, but frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly realized:

"Shu Zhe lived in the same dormitory with you in Qingzi High School, and this is also the room you shared. It is impossible to hide his little secret—that is, you are the one who forced Shu Zhe into a fake mother!?"

I have to admit that although it was never my purpose to turn Shu Zhe into a fake mother, Shu Zhe has been turned into a mother-in-law both physically and mentally, which is indeed inseparable from me.

"In any case, he was brought by me," I said to Xu Tianming after closing the door, "let him go!"

"Yeah, let me go!" Shu Zhe had the backbone, "The entire Emperor Mansion belongs to Brother Ye Lin and his mother! If you dare to mess with me, I will let you go out sideways!"

Xu Tianming thought about it for a while and thought it was the truth, so he changed his tone of discussion and said to me:

"Ye Lin, we don't know each other if we don't hit each other. We are old acquaintances. A puppet woman won't get pregnant even if she has an anus. I happened to be in the mood-how about you give me a clear explanation: how much do you charge for me to anal once?"

I asked curiously, "How much do you plan to pay?"

Xu Tianming stretched out five fingers with a sullen expression. He didn't know whether it represented five hundred or five thousand. Shu Zhe was afraid that I would bargain with Xu Tianming, so he yelled:

"Brother Ye Lin! If you sell me out, my sister will never forgive you!"

I nodded and repeated to Xu Tianming: "Did you hear that? I can't let you anal him even if it's just because of Sister Shu Zhe's face. By the way, you are getting more and more perverted, and your little brother Tang Jiang will accept it." No fake girl, but you like it so much..."

Xu Tianming shook his head, and seriously denied it: "Nonsense! The creature I hate the most is a fake girl! So if there are fake girls who dare to appear under my nose, I will punish them with an asshole!"

Sophistry ass!You obviously like fake girls, okay?How can a normal person be sexually interested in a fake mother who is also a man!

I know that abnormal thinking cannot be speculated by common sense, so I came up with an idea: "We are both martial arts practitioners. If there is any conflict, we should resolve it in the way of martial arts practitioners. How about this, let's face each other Stand still and punch the opponent at the same time, how about the one whose fist touches the opponent's school badge first?"

Since we participated in the style competition in the name of our respective schools, we all wore school uniforms with our own school badges on the chests.

The school badge of Zhonghai Wenwu School is round, like a flashing button, and the basic color is imitating the Tai Chi picture.

The school badge of Qingzi High School is in the shape of a shield, made of plexiglass and metal chimera, with a slightly larger surface area than Zhong Hai's school badge, making it easier to hit.

Xu Tianming didn't believe it: "If I bumped into your school badge first, would you deny it? If I won, would you really hand over the puppet girl to my anus?"

With my hands behind my back, I imitated Mr. Ren's masterful demeanor, and said with a smile: "You are not joking! Martial arts are all about speed. If you can beat my Yin-Yang Sanshou in terms of speed, I will hand Shu Zhe over to you!" Here you go, let you anal as you please!"

Shu Zhe, who was still under the pressure of Xu Tianming, quit: "Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about! Hurry up and call the security guards to drive this pervert out! This is your mother's building!"

I ignored Shu Zhe and continued to say to Xu Tianming: "If I win on the other hand, you have to admit the bet and admit defeat. Not only must you keep Shu Zhe's secret, but you are also not allowed to have evil thoughts about him in the future, you understand?"

"Okay, you are refreshing!" Xu Tianming laughed twice, jumped off Shu Zhe, and chose a position with his back to the door, which could prevent Shu Zhe from escaping, and stood upright.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shu Zhe sat up from the bed and lifted his pants, but he knew that his chrysanthemum was not out of danger.

"Brother Ye Lin, you must not lose! Otherwise he will ravage me in front of you!"

I stood in front of Xu Tianming, and told Shu Zhe to shut up, so as not to distract me.

"It doesn't matter, Ye Lin, if you're bored later, I don't mind you joining in, anyway, this fake girl is also trained by you."

Xu Tianming generously expressed to me that he would not mind the 3P.

Hearing what Xu Tianming said, Shu Zhe was even more frightened. If his small body was caught between two muscular men, Mr. Xu and I, he would definitely be ruined in various senses.

"Stop talking nonsense!" I pointed to the quartz clock in the room, the time was at 12:29:50, "When the second hand reaches zero, let's punch together!"

The room suddenly became silent, Master Xu and I stared at each other and the quartz clock on the side like a cowboy gunman in a western movie, Shu Zhe's rapid breathing gradually synchronized with the sound of the beating second hand.

"Click!" As the dial of the quartz clock showed that it was already 12:30, Xu Tianming and I swung our right arms at the same time and punched the school badge on the opponent's chest.

I used the strength of Yin Yang Sanshou, but I only wanted speed and not lethality. The fist that Xu Tianming swung was almost as fierce, but I could feel that he didn't want to hurt me.

When he was 3 centimeters away from my school badge, Xu Tianming's movements suddenly froze completely. He looked at his chest in disbelief, and my fist tip had already touched his Taijitu school badge.

The winner is obviously me, Shu Zhe let out a long breath from behind.

"How did you do it?" Cold sweat dripped from the corner of Xu Tianming's forehead. He is not only a pervert, he is also very motivated in martial arts. The previous fights between him and me were basically [-]-[-]. He didn't understand. Why lose so badly in speed.

"It's because you go farther and farther on the path of perversion, that your martial arts will regress! And you acted in a few bad movies, and you feel like you've become a star, and you even stained Xiaoqin's back Clothes... are arrogant and do not seek to make progress, which is completely contrary to the spirit of Jingwu!"

I scolded Xu Tianming severely, making him bow his head in shame.

"I lost, and I will abide by the agreement. It seems that I have really neglected martial arts recently..."

Xu Tianming just left our room with his head downcast, without even taking another look at Shu Zhe who was sitting on the bed.

In fact, Xu Tianming hasn't practiced martial arts recently, so should I practice martial arts?At best, it's just exercising so that your muscles don't degenerate.Xu Tianming and I should have been on par in terms of shooting speed.

There are two reasons why I can beat Xu Tianming, and it is precisely because of these two reasons that I dare to bet with him.

First, my arms are a little longer than Xu Tianming's. Elder Ren was willing to accept me as an apprentice back then. Besides thinking that I was hardworking, it was because of the length of my arms that I was gifted and suitable for practicing Yin-Yang Sanshou.

Second, Xu Tianming himself didn't realize that the blood in his body had already been concentrated in a certain part when he wanted to rape the puppet, even when he was fighting against me, which caused his blood to scatter and he couldn't wholeheartedly hit me with that blow. fist.

All in all, I used my intelligence and body to protect Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum from Xu Tianming's subordinates, which is also worthy of the squad leader of the two worlds.

When returning to the competition venue with Shu Zhe, Xiong Yaoyue had already won the cat-catching competition, turning the score into 18:16.

"Where did Xiao Zhe go just now?" When I returned to the competition booth, the monitor asked me suspiciously. I lied and said that Shu Zhe was lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.

"Children nowadays are so addicted to digital products!" The class monitor frowned, "What fun is there with such a small screen on a mobile phone?"

The monitor spoke as if he was much older than Shu Zhe.

The next game was very fierce, and the score was tight for a while. Whenever we fell behind, Principal He Qimei would bite the glasses cloth she carried with her in a hurry.

At 31:27, when the score on the big screen became like this, the time had already pointed to [-]:[-] pm, and there were still two hours left for the style competition to end.

The atmosphere was extremely warm. No matter what purpose they came here at first, everyone's attention was attracted by the game itself. Even Eunuch Cao followed the five tigers of the Ministry of Criminal Justice to cheer for the students who participated in the game at the top of their voices.

"Blow hard, big trumpet! Don't let your wooden pagoda be blown down by others! If you can win, the master will treat you to a roasted whole lamb!"

The generous Eunuch Cao glanced at me when he spoke, for fear that I would mind, but for me, winning the style competition is extremely important, so I followed Eunuch Cao’s words and shouted to the stage:

"Big horn, come on! You won, I really treat you to a roast whole lamb!"

Under the temptation of delicious food, the big trumpet finally blew down the opponent's wooden pagoda, and at the same time, the score became 33:27. Our Qingzi High School led by 6 points.

"There are less than two hours left, and it is very difficult for Zhonghai Wenwu School to come back, and we can use delaying tactics next." Zhuang Ni said to me through a Bluetooth headset, "Zha Ye, I just stay here and control the overall situation. You can do anything now."

Of course, what Zhuang Ni meant was asking me to sneak into the computer room on the top floor and insert the usb disk with the broken code into the usb port of the black baby.

I looked at the sky outside the window. At six o'clock in the evening in winter, it was already dark outside, and it looked cold.

It is indeed a very suitable time for action. Most of Ai Shuqiao is not in the Imperial Building, and the ordinary staff are also attracted by the tense game. I even saw the front office manager on the top floor among them-this shows that the defense on the top floor is very lax now. .

I touched the USB flash drive in the inner pocket of the vest to confirm that it was still in the original place, then nodded to the monitor and Xiaoqin respectively, indicating that I would leave for a while.

Both the squad leader and Xiaoqin knew what I was going to do. In order not to leak the secret, they didn't talk to me, but the squad leader looked at me clearly saying "be careful", while Xiaoqin's look at me contained Never give up.

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