I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"I'll kill you after I find the squad leader and Xiaoqin."

Zhuang Ni walked into the infirmary with a utility knife in her hand, her movements were as stiff as a robot, and her words were completely devoid of emotion.

Because Ai Shuqiao asked to meet me before explaining the flight route, so in order to find the squad leader, can I do without me?It is not surprising that Zhuang Ni made such a choice, but she did not say "find the monitor", but "find the monitor and Xiaoqin", which shows that after the relationship between her and Xiaoqin has improved day by day, Xiaoqin's life is not insignificant to her .

Sitting in the medical chair, I didn't have much strength to stand up because of the hangover and the hunger in my belly.

"Zhuang Ni, I'm really sorry for what happened just now... I thought I was hypnotized by the Black Holy Infant and entered another reincarnation dream..."

Although Zhuang Ni and I have a bad relationship, but I tore her clothes and molested her, and almost strangled her to death, I should apologize no matter what.

"I can understand that you think you've fallen into the dream of reincarnation," Zhuang Ni's tone fluctuated a bit, "but why was your first reaction to kill me? Do you think killing me will help you escape the dream of reincarnation?"

"That's right! In the last reincarnation dream, I raped you and then killed you a hundred times and a thousand times before the dream collapsed!"

If I speak out what's on my mind, maybe Zhuang Ni won't be able to hold back her anger, and just end me right here, right?

I had to be vague: "According to my experience, killing people helps to escape from dreams..."

Zhuang Ni's voice was even colder: "Will tearing my clothes help? That is my favorite outfit! Now I only have this long black dress to replace!"

It's really different from ordinary people's thinking!If I insulted Gong Caicai like that, Gong Caicai would cry and say "I can never get married again", but Zhuang Ni cared more about her clothes... Probably because she never thought about marrying any man .

I subconsciously looked at Zhuang Ni's new dress.

Compared with the previous one, it is less Gothic and more elegant. The difference in style is actually not too big.

"The underwear has also been changed... No, I'm really sorry for tearing your clothes, and I will pay you in the future."

"There's no need to pay," Zhuang Ni snorted coldly, "I will cut off your hand first, and then slowly kill you."

After leaving this statement of execution, Zhuang Ni turned and left the infirmary, the sound of high heels echoing in the corridor of the submarine.

"Wearing high heels?" I made an expression similar to that of the dean's owl aunt, "How can you look like a student? There are Yankees in the submarine! You have completely embarrassed the Chinese female students!"

In fact, the U.S. military on the submarine had no time to pay attention to Zhuang Ni's high heels. It is said that when the chief engineer first saw Zhuang Ni, he wanted to shake hands with Zhuang Ni out of habit, but his thumb was almost cut off by Zhuang Ni's utility knife. Except for the older female medical officer, all the male crew members knew how powerful Zhuang Ni was, and no one dared to risk their thumbs.

I was sitting on the medical chair waiting for food, but I didn’t expect Zhuang Ni to come back suddenly, holding a strange dark object in her hand.

"Hold it!" Zhuang Ni threw it to me roughly. After I caught it with both hands, I picked it up and looked at it, and my heart was suddenly full of doubts.

"Eh? This looks like an enlarged version of a smart watch! It's so big—it can already be called a 'smart wristband'! Other people's smart devices are getting smaller and thinner. My smart device Why is it getting bigger and bigger!"

"Have you finished complaining?" Zhuang Ni began to explain coldly, "This is actually not a new thing, but the original trial model of a smart watch. I brought it to you, Xiao Into, because it is not connected It can do things that a smart watch can’t do under certain circumstances.”

After listening to Zhuang Ni's explanation, I found out that before Zhuang Ni boarded the boat, Xiaoyin considered that my smart watch was destroyed by electromagnetic pulse, and a new smart watch was in danger of being invaded by the Black Holy Infant, so she went to This original prototype "smart wristband" was released as a replacement.

"Smart wristband" is more fashionable after wearing it, like a part of the spaceman's battle suit, its local computing power is stronger than that of smart watches (after all, it is much larger in size), and with smart contact lenses, it can do "Quasi-real-time translation" translates the English I don't understand into Chinese subtitles and displays them at the bottom of the screen, just like I am watching an English movie with subtitles.

"Because you are an English waste, and now you are mixed with the whole ship of Americans, Xiaoyin is worried that you will not understand the language, and you will not be able to find the toilet and be suffocated to death by poop, so I gave you this extra thing .”

Zhuang Ni said in a malicious tone.

"This is very useful!" I waved the smart wristband on my left arm, and it was much lighter than I thought. It is indeed a Saiyan battle suit... No, it is indeed a high-tech product.

"It's a pity that I can understand the ghosts' English with it, but they can't understand my Chinese. We still can't communicate!"

"Language translation is two-way." Zhuang Ni explained to me with her last bit of patience, "When you try to communicate with people who don't understand Chinese, the smart wristband will translate your Chinese into English so that you can find the toilet gone."

"This is a great help!" I was overjoyed, "Otherwise, I'm surrounded by the US military during this period of time. I don't know what they say, and they don't know what I say. It's really a bit depressing! Xiaoyin is really thoughtful... ...By the way, did she delete your nude photos from the server?"

The agreement between Xiao Yin and Zhuang Ni was that Zhuang Ni's nude photos would be deleted on the day the Black Holy Infant was defeated. Now, although there are still many clones of the Black Holy Infant, it should be lingering, and the rampant will not last long. .

"Xiao Yin deleted the photo on Christmas night," Zhuang Ni raised her eyes slightly, "Because 004 and 005 hired some leaders to try to attack the principal building of Qingzi High School and kidnap Xiao Yin. In case those photos were deleted, fortunately Amy's bodyguard played a role, and Xiao Yin was not robbed in the end.

I was very puzzled: "Huh? Why did 004 and 005 hire someone to kidnap Xiao Yin?"

Zhuang Ni immediately showed "Are you an idiot?" in her eyes.

"At that time, the National Three Branches were controlling the Imperial Building, and the causal calculation program of the Black Holy Infant was about to fall into the hands of the Chinese government. The United States did not want to lose too badly in the struggle for the causal calculation program, so they launched another The idea of ​​the causal calculation program Xiaoyin, but it failed. They did not admit that they did it afterwards, and claimed that those who led the way were dead otaku, because they coveted the super-realistic female robot invented by Dr. Yu, so they took the risk.”

What the hell!You Americans are too immoral!It's fine to use the brain-dead leading parties, and it's fine to deny the relationship with him afterwards, but to slander those leading parties as perverted dead otaku!Apologize to the leading party!Apologize to the dead otaku!

If I had known that 004 and 005 were so worthless, I would not have been so enthusiastic about helping them frame Ai Shuqiao. But if I think about it carefully, if I don't help the US military control Ai Shuqiao, I can't force her to tell the information about the missing plane.

In short, the leading parties were cheated by their beautiful fathers, so they can only admit that they are unlucky. This matter has nothing to do with you.

At this time, Dr. Yu came over with my food. Seeing Zhuang Ni in the room, she was a little taken aback, but Zhuang Ni turned and left the room without saying hello to Dr. Yu.

"What did she tell you?" Dr. Yu asked curiously after Zhuang Ni left.

"I didn't say anything..." I picked at the mashed potatoes on the tray, feeling very dissatisfied that the US submarines only provide such things.

"Phew, I was worried that she came to kill you! You know, the chief engineer almost had his finger cut off just because he wanted to shake hands with her. You touched many places on her body just now..."

"She wants to keep me for the time being, and kill me after she finds the squad leader and Xiaoqin." I said truthfully, "I don't have time to think about how to escape in the future. Anyway, find the squad leader and Xiaoqin first."

After eating the U.S. submarine pig food as quickly as possible, I washed my hands and face, put on the single-piece contact lens equipped with the smart wristband in front of the mirror in the infirmary, and then turned to face Yu Yu. PhD.

"Hey, Dr. Yu, can you speak English to me?"

"Do you want to try the real-time translation function of the smart wristband?" Dr. Yu smiled, "I participated in the development of this thing, I really miss it—he future!"

The smart contact lens immediately translated the following paragraph into English in the form of subtitles: "Life is short. Only robots are the future!"

I was very excited, and replied to Dr. Yu without thinking: "Do you still regard transforming all human beings as your goal? I think your goal has become to create positive robots, right?"

Dr. Yu blushed, and said embarrassingly, "It's true that I'm chasing Chen Yingran, but my purpose is to let her do housework for me naked! No one can change my goal of creating biochemically modified humans!"

"Eh? Why didn't what I said just now be translated into English?" I was puzzled for a while, and finally realized that Dr. Yu is not only good at English. The smart wristband can scan the other party's appearance and compare it with the built-in database to determine Whether to use the Chinese-English translation function.

When I was testing the smart wristband, a 40-year-old American woman in the third grade walked into the infirmary (I am not very good at judging the age of Europeans and Americans). He nodded to me first, and then spoke to me in English. Dr. Yu murmured for a while.

Just in time!The Chinese subtitles are immediately displayed under the smart contact lenses——

"Doctor, can you tell Ye Lin for me, after this matter is settled, ask him to ask Miss Emily for an autograph for me? It's best to have a hickey..."

I go!You are the lolicon chief mate that Dr. Yu mentioned!Not only do you want Amy's signature, but also a hickey next to it?Think beautifully!If you don't behave well, you won't even be given an ordinary autograph!

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