I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The love potion will make the victim put Ai Shuqiao's interests first, even if it just wakes her up in the middle of the night, most "Ai Nu" would rather die than do it.

By the way, "Ai Nu" is a new vocabulary I created a second ago. I think all love captives who fall at Ai Shuqiao's feet should have a concise and concise name. It just so happens that "Ai" and "Love" have the same pronunciation, so It is most suitable to use "Ai Nu".

In fact, some of Amy's fans are also very appropriate to use "Ai Nu" to describe them, because no matter how Amy ignores them and insults them, these dead lolicons are willing to do so. If Amy stomps on their faces with shoes, they He might even pass out from happiness.

However, during the design process of the love potion, Ai Shuqiao was used as the target sample, which led to Ai Shuqiao soon surpassing Amy's "heartbeat" and becoming a "millionaire".

There are 70 billion people in the world. To be conservative, at least 30 billion are heterosexual men, right?It seems that if no one stops it, Ai Shuqiao will soon stage Super Mario Sue's female orientation novel "30 Billion People Fall in Love with Me".

For Zhuang Ni, who has become "Ai Nu", I used fallacies to try to get her to get in touch with me, and then test whether my pheromones can fight against love potions. Unexpectedly, after a short psychological struggle, Zhuang Ni—

"Puff!"

Zhuang Ni loosely clenched her right hand into a fist, letting the index finger and middle finger protrude slightly, and then suddenly hit her abdomen hard!

He vomited blood!Because Zhuang Ni's gastroduodenal ulcer has not healed all the year round, she developed a terrifying move of hitting a certain acupoint to spit out blood. It is really tried and tested to scare people!

After wailing that sounded painful, Zhuang Ni tilted her head on the blanket and seemed to have lost consciousness. Naturally, she didn't have to obey my order to let her go to bed to sleep with me.

"Hmph, are you pretending to be dead to avoid work? Don't think that such a trick can fool me! If you don't come up, I'll go down to find you!"

While threatening, I sat up on the bed and made preparations to get off the ground, but Zhuang Ni was still lying motionless on the blanket. I squinted my eyes and observed carefully in the dark, and saw a trace of blood hanging from the corner of her mouth, and her face was pale. , pretending to be dead is quite similar.

"Hey, don't think I'll let you go if you die!" I stood on the edge of the blanket and kicked Zhuang Ni's calf with my sports socks, but she still didn't respond, "If you don't move, I'll take advantage of it!" It's getting hot!"

Being bumped into by the man she hated the most, Zhuang Ni still closed her eyes tightly, her acting skills are really good.

Because Zhuang Ni would die without stockings, and they must be black stockings, so when I kicked it just now, I felt the silky and soft touch from the stockings outside the girl's calf, and my face became a little hot.

How did it happen?Haven't used your own pheromone to influence Zhuang Ni, but have you been influenced by Zhuang Ni's pheromone first?

There is a passage in "City Hunter" that I remember deeply, that is, "men and women will naturally attract each other when they live together".

From a biochemical point of view, it turns out that pheromones are still working!It seems that the ancient Chinese demanded that "lonely men and widows should not live together in the same room" still has some truth.

I reached out and grabbed Zhuang Ni's ankle.

She didn't even tremble.

The black stockings covered the tender thighs, and in the deep shadow of the one-piece dress, there was an ambiguous, even coquettish atmosphere.

"Zhuang Ni, you are really hardworking! If you continue to pretend to be dead, I will lift your skirt!"

While threatening like this, I really grabbed Zhuang Ni's skirt and flipped it up. When I flipped the skirt to the edge of the light, I stopped on purpose, but Zhuang Ni didn't respond yet.

"Is it more courageous than anyone else? Do you think I will always be so merciful?"

Confused, I lifted up Zhuang Ni's skirt abruptly, even in the dark, that snow-white skin and sexy underwear that didn't fit the status of a student could not but be deeply imprinted in my mind .

"Still not moving... Could it be that Zhuang Ni really passed out?"

I pulled Zhuang Ni's skirt back to its original position in embarrassment - it's too boring not to resist!

It suddenly occurred to me that Zhuang Ni didn't seem to have eaten at night, because she was ordered to feed me, and she was extremely upset, and described the curry rice as stool, so that she didn't eat any.

After going through so many things today, and punching her abdomen to induce vomiting of blood, it seems that Zhuang Ni is making a fake out, she really fainted!

I don't know how deep the submarine has sunk, but I feel a little cold because of my thin clothes.

Very naturally, I lay next to Zhuang Ni (the blanket on the floor was not small), and then clinging to her body, I hugged her from behind.

To be honest, I'm really tired.

Ignoring other things, just today's bloodbath in Guantanamo Bay prison has made me extremely tired.

It's said in "City Hunter": "Every man who comes back from the battlefield needs a woman." Some part of me is indeed yearning for female comfort.

Especially after the incident with Shu Zhe, when I hugged Zhuang Ni, there was a kind of "proof" in it. I wanted to prove that I was not gay like Pentheus.

After hugging Zhuang Ni for 5 or 6 seconds, my nuclear bomb mushroom flourished. If Zhuang Ni was awake now, she would be annoyed to find something sticking to her ass.

I didn't take any further steps, as I said before, I'm tired today.

Responding to women proves that I am still a part of the heterosexuality. As far as I know, Pentheus has no reaction to women. Pure gays are so capricious.

Even when it was ox Shu Zhe, I imagined Shu Zhe as the squad leader to successfully erect the launch pad. I was reprimanded by the squad leader for "only wanting to do that kind of thing with her", but it was not very wrong.

The second reason for sleeping with Zhuang Ni, of course, is to expose her to my pheromones as much as possible, so as to test whether the love potion can be cracked.

If Eunuch Cao was present, he would definitely suggest: "Master, you don't take advantage of the advantage! Your mission is to save the world. In order to save the world, no matter how you treat Zhuang Ni, you can't do too much, right? Don't use pheromones, just use pheromones directly. Some kind of nutrient-rich active dna..."

If the pheromone doesn't work, I should try other methods, but if I pour something into Zhuang Ni's mouth while she is unconscious, it may trigger a strong reaction from her. Even if the love potion is cracked, she probably won't follow her again I cooperate.

"Master is wise! After all, it's easy to be bitten off by Zhuang Ni..."

With a wry smile, I threw the wretched image of Eunuch Cao out of my mind, and continued to hug Zhuang Ni, like hugging a pillow.

Throw pillows give me peace of mind, and now I need peace of mind.

Hopefully, after a night of cuddling like this, my pheromones will have some effect on Jonny without having to tap into my other fluid reserves.

If I can use pheromones to save the world, then I just need to make a lot of sweaty and smelly socks, stuff them into the mouth of an "Ainu" when I see it, and then wake up a lost soul.

If the pheromone is not working and my blood needs to be used to save people, then I will be in a lot of trouble.

If you can’t even use blood, and you need ten drops of blood to exchange for one drop, then I will be in bad luck, and I will be turned into medicine residue in minutes (don’t imagine the scene where I save people with energy, that picture is too beautiful I do not dare see).

What's more, none of the above methods will work. I have to have sex with Ainu to make them repent. Then my journey has a long way to go.

Fuck men and lesbians all over the planet!It can make the love potion fail!Come on!Let's start with Jonny!Let's record the mission completion as 13000000000!

Speaking of which, Zhuang Ni's body is thin and thin, so she can easily hold her in her arms without feeling that her arms are sore and numb.Aside from her long hair making me want to sneeze, and her flat boobs, there aren't any major downsides.

That's right, I did not control my hand and touched the barren and forbidden land, but I can't blame me. It is said in "City Hunter": "When young men and women hug each other, men will naturally want to touch it." woman's boobs."

Some people may be surprised that I am so familiar with "City Hunter". After all, it is a manga of the same era as "Dragon Ball", and its popularity is far less than that of "Dragon Ball". I rarely quoted words from "City Hunter" before, why today But quoted a lot like a blowout?The big secret hidden in it is——

In fact, those words are all my nonsense!

Criticists, don't check "City Hunter", I should say sorry for wasting your time, but I changed my mind - since you have time to be a researcher, time should not be precious to you at all, right?

"When you're touching a girl who's sleepy, don't make too much of a move." - City Hunter

"In order to save the world, ghosts and animals can also be allowed." - "City Hunter"

"A man who has intercourse for ten miles will get sick, but a man who has intercourse for a hundred miles will die." - "City Hunter"

"Xiaoping is a good comrade." - "City Hunter"

"I'm not even willing to buy half-price potato chips, it's all your fault for not subscribing to the genuine version!" - "City Hunter"

All in all, all in all, "City Hunter" took all the scapegoats on my back, and justified, purified, and epic my behavior of holding Zhuang Ni, and I fell asleep with peace of mind.

A soft, scented pillow is one of life's great pleasures, but there is still a shadow in my heart, not only because of Ai Shuqiao's evil plan to "conquer the world with love", but also because until now I still don't know what the monitor and the little girl are. Celery's trace.

Although looking on the bright side, Klinger was on the Legacy 650 like them, and when Ai Shuqiao went to meet Klinger, it might be the time when I saw them again.

With nephrite in my arms, I fell into a dream. In my dream, I recalled how I was separated from Xiaoqin and the squad leader...

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