I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"In order to ensure the success of the battle plan, Ye Lin, you need to bathe less, sweat more, and increase the concentration of pheromones on your body surface."

Zhuang Ni suggested to me irresponsibly.

Conventional submarines are not as rich in energy as nuclear submarines, and fresh water resources are relatively tight. It is said that during World War II, submarine crews only chewed gum, did not brush their teeth or take a bath.

However, the tonnage of modern submarines is getting bigger and bigger, and the situation has been improved a lot. There is enough space to set up bathrooms, and some submarines even have libraries and gyms inside.

The Kilo-class submarine we are on can take a bath, but we still need to pay attention to water conservation. If I really follow Zhuang Ni's advice and don't take a bath for many days, not only will I not arouse suspicion, I may even be awarded the "Water Conservation Model" "Honorary pennant.

But it will stink!It will also stink if you have a pennant!Even doing so for the sake of accumulating pheromones is outrageous!

Jonny's suggestion time isn't over yet.

"Not only can't take a bath, but you must also abstain from sexual intercourse!"

"Abstinence?"

"That's right, the longer the time of abstinence, you low creature..." Zhuang Ni gave me a worried look at this point, probably because she was afraid that I would pinch her butt again.

Seeing that I had no special reaction, Zhuang Ni breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "The longer you abstain from sexual intercourse, the stronger your desire to mate, and the body surface will naturally secrete more pheromones... so you When **Ai Shuqiao is affected, the chance of getting her is even higher."

"Based on this, I will ban you from masturbating from now on! Do you go to the toilet a little too much every day? Are you really going to the toilet?"

"Hey!" I couldn't help complaining, "Do you think that the situation is so serious that I still want to masturbate? And who the hell are you to me that you even want me to masturbate?"

"It's because the situation is serious that you have to go all out! If it's useless, let's stop here." Zhuang Ni snorted, "I just thought about it carefully. In fact, if you don't succeed once, you can try a few more times. , failure is the mother of success, you may fall in love after a few days."

"One day, your sister! How many more times is not enough!?" I said angrily, "Why don't you go? I can completely put pheromones on you, and then you go to have sex with Ai Shuqiao! You are not yourself Do you think eloquence is better than mine? Go and use your eloquence to persuade Ai Shuqiao!"

"Once I get close to Ai Shuqiao, I will fall in love with her again, maybe I will betray your plan to her." Zhuang Ni pointed out calmly.

"Isn't it still a matter of pheromone concentration?" I suggested with a little abandonment of treatment, "Instead of fucking Ai Shuqiao, I might as well fuck you, so that every pore of you will be stained with my scent from the inside out." ! Then if you go to fuck Ai Shuqiao again, won't you be able to keep your sanity?"

"How dare you!" Zhuang Ni made an expression that wanted to bite someone, "I will not be an intermediary between you mother and child! Don't push things around! Those who do big things don't care about small things, don't forget that you are doing it for Save the squad leader and Xiaoqin, and maybe save the world by the way!"

There is no more miserable world savior than me!How can I "do big things"?It's a godmother at all!And if it doesn't work once, I'm afraid it will take many times, this is the old godmother!

So after about a week.

"Tell you to abandon my father! Tell you to seduce foreign teachers! You watery bitch!"

"Using Amy for murder, sacrificing Amy's childhood for your cash cow, you cold-blooded animal! You don't deserve to be a mother at all!"

"You still want to rule the world with love potions? You woman is too ambitious! If you don't give me some color, you will never change your self-righteousness!!"

Muscles and sweat collided, Ai Shuqiao's hair was disheveled, and her eyes were confused.

"That's right, you scolded well, mom is really self-righteous, but I will treat you and Amy better in the future... Ah!"

"Who will believe your lies! In short, after reuniting with Klinger and his gang, let Xiaoqin and the squad leader go first! Zhuang Ni and I are leaving too!"

"Okay, you can do whatever you want... um... I'll do what you want, as long as you satisfy me first..."

"Huh, the superpowers have suffered a lot from dealing with you. In the end, is this all that is needed? This is all that is needed—you! Yes! Yes! Surrender! Surrender! Yes! No! Yes!"

Ai Shuqiao's nails left deep scratches on my back, and she has lost consciousness.

The world has finally been saved. After making a huge sacrifice, I have finally achieved what the superpowers have not been able to do.

The background music sounded at this time——

The evil mother is calling you from afar

Unscrupulous boy, hurry up and create a miracle!

[Note: The above are all irresponsible brain theaters]

If I followed Zhuang Ni's advice, the best outcome would be the above ending, and the worst outcome would be nothing changed except for the title of "Grass Mother Mad Demon".

It has been two full weeks since Christmas, and counting, it has been about half a month since the squad leader and Xiaoqin disappeared.

I was trapped in a submarine with no means of contact with the outside world, and I was urged by Zhuang Ni to rape Ai Shuqiao every day. If it weren't for the change in today's situation, I can't guarantee that I wouldn't regret doing it because of too much pressure. thing.

After seven days of diving in the deep sea and confirming that it had escaped the tracking of the US military, the Kilo-class submarine surfaced.

The satellites of the U.S. military are not vegetarian, so the place where the submarine floated was specially selected, and when viewed from a high altitude, the submarine was completely covered in the shadow of the seaside cliff.

Standing alone in the middle of the ocean, this cliff seems to be part of an island that has been submerged after the sea level rises. Now its exposed volume on the sea is only equivalent to a building, and it looks like a 45-degree angle piercing the sky. Spike, but unless it's high noon, it's bound to cast a huge shadow on the sea, big enough to hold a sub...no, two subs in hiding.

Moreover, what surfaced side by side with the Kilo-class submarine was actually a very large nuclear submarine.

Although the paint layer on the surface is peeling off and there are occasional rust spots, it is huge and ferocious like a giant beast. If it hadn't surfaced before the Kilo-class submarine, then the huge waves it created when it came up could completely blow the little Kilo Class submarine overturned ten times.

I can see the hull number of the submarine on the turtle shell-like sound-absorbing tiles laid on the hull, but I can only see the beginning of "tk-", and the numbers behind it cannot be seen clearly.

A terrible word came into my mind, my father had taught me the name of this kind of submarine at the dinner table, for a moment, I actually regretted not listening to Zhuang Ni's words, and went to rape Ai Shuqiao earlier.

Designed by the Ruby Design Bureau of the former Soviet Union, it is the largest submarine built by mankind so far. It carries 20 "Sturgeon" intercontinental missiles. Each missile can be equipped with ten split nuclear warheads. The total power is equivalent to 1400 times that of the Hiroshima atomic bomb. It only takes half an hour to destroy [-] large and medium-sized cities in hostile countries.

Official code name of the Soviet Army: 941

Russian name: Аkyлa

More well-known NATO code name: Typhoon class

This is a typhoon-class strategic nuclear submarine!This thing is 173 meters long, 24 meters wide, and 42 meters high. It is equivalent to a 10-story building. The shell is made of titanium alloy, which can easily break through the ice when it floats up. The double-hull structure makes it completely ignore ordinary torpedo attacks , can be called a monster among monsters!

It is no exaggeration to say that only three Typhoon-class nuclear submarines are needed, and the power in their hands is enough to destroy half of the world!

This is a submarine designed to confront the United States during the Cold War in order to ensure "mass-destructive nuclear retaliation". Due to its high cost, only six submarines were built in total.There are rumors that there used to be a Hurricane-class nuclear submarine cruising under the Arctic ice cap all year round. Among its 160 crew members, 50 handsome and beautiful couples were specially placed. The mission was to survive the nuclear winter after the US-Soviet nuclear war completely destroyed the earth. , and then go ashore to reproduce human beings again!

This kind of thing... How could this kind of thing fall into Ai Shuqiao's hands?Due to excessive maintenance costs and the disintegration of the Soviet Union, three of the six Typhoon-class submarines have been dismantled, and only one of the other three is still in operation - is this directly stolen from the Russian Navy? ! ?

Except for me, most of the crew members of the Kilo-class submarine were also in extreme shock, but Zhuang Ni stared at the two rows of missile launching covers on the deck of the nuclear submarine and muttered: "Destroy all human beings? It's a good choice... ..."

Using the hovercraft as a vehicle, Ai Shuqiao took away three-quarters of the crew (including me and Zhuang Ni) in the Kilo-class submarine, leaving only some junior recruits, and asked them to drive away the submarine to disperse the troops of the US military. attention.Although unwilling to part with the beloved Ai Shuqiao, these people could not disobey Ai Shuqiao's orders, they could only speak with tears in their eyes, "I will always love you" and other nasty lines, like Jingke Yishui's sad song , manipulated the submarine and sneaked into the deep sea.

Through the narrow hatch on the huge hull of the Typhoon-class submarine, we entered the increasingly spacious interior of the submarine, just like the words in "Peach Blossom Spring"-"suddenly enlightened".

It is indeed the largest submarine in the world!I remember my dad said that the typhoon-class submarine benefited from its huge size, allowing many recreational facilities to be installed, including bathrooms, saunas, lounges, game rooms, and even a swimming pool!

However, before I had time to do more "shotgun change" emotions, the Typhoon-class submarine began to dive amidst the sound of vibration, so as not to expose its traces after a long time of surfacing.

The typhoon-class noise is the lowest among Soviet-Russian ballistic missile submarines. In addition, the hull of the entire ship is equipped with sound-absorbing tiles, which makes it possible for this behemoth to hide its traces underwater.It used to be known as "the ghost under the Arctic ice cap", which made the United States very troubled. There was even an American writer who wrote a novel called "Hunting Red October". In yy, a Typhoon-class submarine defected to the United States. Very popular with the American people.

I saw Huo Jiangdong and Klinger in the aisle leading to the private cabin, but I didn't see the squad leader and Xiaoqin.

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