I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Although the squad leader has also learned to spear fish with a sharpened wooden stick by the stream in the forest area, it is much more difficult to spear fish by the sea than by the stream, especially since the fracture of his right arm is not fully recovered. In case strenuous activities lead to a recurrence of the injury, Xiaoqin, who suffers from dysmenorrhea, will have no one to take care of her.

So the squad leader took the next best thing and picked some wild fruits near the ruined base to satisfy his hunger, including Nulu fruit that would ferment in the stomach to produce alcohol.

During dysmenorrhea, Xiaoqin can't dip in cold water. Jumping into the sea at night made her pain worse, and her fever reached a scary level.

Constantly talking nonsense like "I killed classmate Ye Lin, I'm going to the underworld to get him back", the delirious Xiaoqin began to go on a hunger strike, and even poured fresh water into her mouth from the monitor. Spitting it out made the squad leader very distressed.

The squad leader not only loves Xiaoqin, but also loves the hard-earned fresh water. In order to keep Xiaoqin from dehydration and avoid her waste, the squad leader holds a mouthful of fresh water when Xiaoqin is asleep, puts his lips to his lips, and slowly Slowly enter the other party's mouth, let Xiaoqin drink the water without knowing it.

And at night, in order to prevent Xiaoqin from being burned by the bonfire due to nightmares, the squad leader hugged Xiaoqin tightly and fell asleep, and took off his grass skirt to cover the two of them.Each other's underwear has already been dried by the body, in the sheltered place of the ruins of the lighthouse, this is how they survived the previous few nights.

"A Lin, hold me, I'm so cold... Where are you going?"

Many times Xiaoqin would murmur dreams about me, and the squad leader became sad by her, and became less and less confident about whether I could be rescued, so he could only hug Xiaoqin tightly to warm each other.

On the third morning, Xiaoqin's tenacious vitality finally overcame the dysmenorrhea and fever. The first thing she did when she woke up was to gobble up all the wild fruits prepared by the monitor yesterday.

After drinking some fresh water stored in the plastic barrel, the nulu fruit in Xiaoqin's stomach quickly entered the fermentation stage. She belched and looked around with drunken eyes. Cooling embers.

The first thing Xiaoqin did next was to tear off her bra, throw it into the bonfire and burn it.

"Asshole! Why am I wearing women's clothes!?"

Ignoring the cartoon underwear on her lower body, Xiaoqin contradictoryly picked up the grass skirt that was used as a quilt last night, and put it on herself.

The squad leader wove this grass skirt according to her figure, so after Xiaoqin put it on, it didn't fit her in various ways. She tore off a lot of coconut leaves in annoyance, and then tightened the straw rope on her chest, so that she could barely fit. The grass skirt will not fall off.

At this moment, the squad leader was awakened. Seeing that Xiaoqin recovered from her illness and took the initiative to eat, she was very excited. She didn't care that Xiaoqin snatched her grass skirt, but she felt that Xiaoqin's grass skirt was asymmetrical. Rather disappointed.

"Xiaoqin, is there enough wild fruit?" The squad leader asked with concern, "If it's not enough, I'll pick some more."

Xiaoqin, who was already drunk, looked back at the squad leader who only wore underwear and showed a large area of ​​snow-white skin, and snorted: "How shameless! Women are becoming less and less reserved now!"

The squad leader really wanted to say, "You took my grass skirt away!", but considering that Xiaoqin had just recovered from her illness, she didn't want to argue with Xiaoqin, so she picked up the grass skirt hanging on the wall of the ruins, which was originally for Xiaoqin. Another grass skirt that was prepared and nearly half finished, I want to change it around myself.

However, Xiaoqin got very impatient and scolded: "It's so hot, why did you make the grass skirt so long? Isn't a bikini enough? It can save some time!"

Under Xiaoqin's urging, the squad leader had no choice but to shorten his grass skirt, which is what I see now.

After finishing the clothes, the class leader explained the current situation to Xiaoqin, telling Xiaoqin to take advantage of the good weather to prepare today's food, and also reminded Xiaoqin to pay attention to the rubble and animal traps in the woods. For unfamiliar areas, The two are groping and moving forward slowly.

"Coward! The woman only needs to be responsible for warming my bed. I will prepare today's food by myself!"

After saying the above words in the tone of "I am the only one in the sky and the earth", Xiaoqin stepped into the surrounding woods without looking back, and the squad leader couldn't call her at all.

In less than 40 minutes, Xiaoqin caught two white seabirds and a fat fresh fish with her bare hands.

Throwing all these ingredients in front of the monitor, and saying, "Woman, cook for me!", Xiaoqin sat down with her back to the monitor, and began to stuff a large number of Nulu fruits picked on the way into her mouth.

The squad leader persuaded with a worried look: "Xiaoqin, don't eat that kind of fruit anymore, you will be too drunk to wake up!"

"Mind your own business!" Xiaoqin stretched out an arm, and roughly pushed the squad leader onto a layer of dried hay, "If you keep disturbing me, I'm going to beat my wife!"

The squad leader asked in surprise, "Wife?"

"Of course!" Xiaoqin said while throwing fruit in her mouth, "I looked around just now, this is an uninhabited island, if you are not allowed to be my wife, who else will I find as a wife? Now that I understand myself Hurry up and cook!"

Xiaobawang's personality has always been so unreasonable. The squad leader knew that he couldn't compete with Xiaoqin in terms of brute force, so he just started to scrape the scales of sea fish with pieces of porcelain bowls silently like an angry little daughter-in-law, preparing to roast them later. come to eat.

One of the seabirds caught by Xiaoqin was not completely dead. The squad leader was hesitating how to end its pain quickly, but Xiaoqin was neat and quick, holding the bird's head and twisting it with her hands, directly decapitating the seabird. In the same way, the two wings were pulled off like that.

The squad leader turned pale, and sighed: "If Gong Caicai sees her, she will definitely faint from fright."

"Don't think about other women!" Xiaoqin, whose hands were stained with bird blood, said viciously, "You belong to me alone! From now on, you can only think about me and serve me alone!"

From Xiaoqin's words, it can be seen that her gender recognition system has completely collapsed. She clearly has the body of a woman but considers herself a man, and even ordered the monitor not to think about other women, as if it is only natural for a woman to marry a woman things.

The squad leader also got sea salt while distilling fresh water two days ago, so the grilled fish and grilled wings were added with the necessary salty taste, which made Xiaoqin, who had only eaten one meal of wild fruit in the past three days, very happy.

"Tch, your cooking skills are not bad. Although you are a bit shameless, you are probably qualified to be a wife. As long as you serve me well like this in the future, I will not beat you!"

Trapped on an isolated island, it is very important to preserve your strength and not lose your sanity. Thinking of this, the squad leader did not refute Xiaoqin, and followed Xiaoqin's wishes to be her "wife" for most of the day.

However, as the weather got late, Xiaoqin's mood began to become unstable again. Fortunately, the ruined base could not directly see the sea, and there were woods and rocks in between, otherwise Xiaoqin would jump into the sea to find me again.

In order to fight against the great guilt deep in her soul and the negative thoughts that I may have died, Xiaoqin started chewing Nulu fruit whenever she had free time, splashing the purple juice all over her mouth.

Being drunk can solve a thousand worries, especially when Xiaoqin is drunk, she will give the command of her body to the little overlord personality, so that she can hide her injured self, which is also a kind of escape.

In most of the sunny weather, Xiaoqin always ordered the squad leader to stay in the ruined base, dry the spare firewood, dry the hay used as a bed, and make fresh water by distillation...

Xiaoqin went hunting alone with a spear. This spear was made by sharpening the metal handle of a mop that Xiaoqin found in the ruins of the hotel.

With the weapon at hand, Xiaoqin catches more and more fresh fish from the beach, and there will be a lot left after filling her stomach every day, so the squad leader pickles the excess fish carefully and makes it into dried salted fish for storage.

In addition to fresh fish, another stable source of meat is seabirds, because these seabirds like to eat Nulu fruit, so every time Xiaoqin goes to pick fruit, she can poke two of them to death, and then string them on the spear Bring it back bloody.

There are fish, meat and fruits, and the recipes of Xiaoqin and the squad leader are also nutritionally balanced. However, the location of Angel Island is really remote, and there have been no ships or planes passing by for a long time. The word "sos" appears.

In the blink of an eye, half a month later, because Xiaoqin never let the squad leader do heavy work, the squad leader's fracture, which was not very serious, was finally fully healed.

The squad leader proposed to change shifts with Xiaoqin, and let Xiaoqin stay at the base and go hunting by herself, but Xiaoqin refused on the grounds that "I don't do women's chores!"

Regardless of whether this is Xiaoqin's "male chauvinism", the squad leader feels that he is actually taken care of by Xiaoqin, but the situation every night makes the squad leader very embarrassed.

After dinner, Xiaoqin would swallow a lot of Nulu fruit like an alcohol addict, and then she would be so drunk that she would laugh strangely, insisting on taking off her grass skirt and wearing only underwear, even underwear. Lying next to him without wearing clothes, he was willing to sleep obediently.

Xiaoqin's arms are about the same thickness as the squad leader, but the squad leader can't break free after being hugged by Xiaoqin's waist, and Xiaoqin will lie in a "big" shape on the straw mat in a daze, like a bandit leader hugging her. Mrs. Yazhai usually snores—it's just that Xiaoqin's height is much shorter than the squad leader. This kind of attack-shoulder relationship may seem strange to others.

Alas, Xiaoqin and I really deserve to be childhood sweethearts. In the past half a month, you cuddled the class monitor and I cuddled Zhuang Ni. Our synchronization rate is really high!

In fact, during the days when Xiaoqin "occupied" the squad leader, once Xiaoqin was so drunk that she even threw the squad leader on the straw mat and wanted to "consummate" with the squad leader. The squad leader's bra was in that accident damaged.

Of course, the squad leader didn't have the nerve to tell me about all kinds of shameful experiences such as being raped by Xiaoqin, being hugged and whispering obscene words in her ear, and I only learned some details later.

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