I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The next day, it was just dawn, and Xiaoqin and I were still in bed. The hard-working monitor was already busy with breakfast, and by the way, he was still arranging the "furniture" that was blown up by the strong wind last night, and arranging them perfectly. back to the original position.

Ever since I determined to defeat the bully and take back Brother Optimus Prime, I have the habit of waking up early to exercise. Who would have thought that the bully would be in my arms one day?

Xiaoqin and I hugged each other in bed while the squad leader was working, which gave me the illusion that the squad leader was a hotel waiter. This feeling was very bad, so I also got up from the straw mattress.

Xiaoqin was awakened immediately. She rubbed her sleepy eyes in a panic, and said anxiously, "A Lin, where are you going? Don't leave me behind!"

"Don't worry, I won't leave you behind." I picked up the coat that was used as a quilt to put it on, but suddenly thought of something, so I turned my head and asked the monitor:

"Squad leader, do you want to cut my coat and share it with the two of you? If a rescue team lands on the island later, will it be a bit embarrassing for you to only wear grass skirts? I'm a man and I don't care about this, at most you Make me a grass skirt too..."

Since Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda can wear grass skirts in "A Chinese Journey to the West", so can I.

"No need," the squad leader replied after aligning a stone for drying dried fish in the north-south direction, "there are no useful scissors here, and if you accidentally damage your clothes, the loss outweighs the gain, and the rescuers may not come back today." , keep your coat intact, and you can continue to use it as a quilt at night."

In anticipation of external rescue, we sat in front of the re-raised fire and started to eat breakfast. The squad leader’s cooking skills were still admirable as always. It can be cooked into a fragrant porridge.

While chewing the dried salted fish, I praised inarticulately: "Squad leader, you are really capable. Since I tasted your cooking skills..."

Xiaoqin, who was sitting next to me, was shocked immediately: "What? You have already tasted the monitor's first night!? Last night while I was asleep, the two of you... It's too much! No wonder the monitor woke up this morning. Full of energy, but Ah Lin looks sluggish—it is the squad leader, you have sucked up Ah Lin's red dragon essence!"

"I'm talking about cooking skills! Cooking skills!" I gasped, "And what kind of weird thing is the red dragon essence!"

"Anyway, the squad leader is the bad-hearted female No. [-]!" Xiaoqin pouted, to the extent that she could hang the oil bottle, "As soon as Ah Lin appeared, she showed her true colors! Last night she must have ridden Ah Lin shamelessly." Lin? Otherwise, why would Ah Lin praise her for being capable..."

This "competent" is not the other "competent"!Although it's not that I haven't flirted with Mutian Xidi and the squad leader, but at least we were innocent last night!We were discussing serious things last night!

After the class leader talked to me last night, his mood was not very high. What Xiaoqin called "vigorous" was just because the class leader got up early to work.

"Xiaoqin, you are too suspicious, you woke up when I talked to Ye Lin last night, if..."

The squad leader blushed and didn't continue talking.

"I don't believe it!" Xiaoqin put the porridge bowl on the stone platform (she cherishes the precious porcelain bowl), "Go to the beach, take off her underwear and let me check it! Because my mother also checked me when she was suspicious , so I know the approximate method..."

The squad leader was extremely embarrassed, because of the arm strength gap between her and Xiaoqin, if she couldn't persuade Xiaoqin, she might really be forced to do that kind of shameful thing, so she had no choice but to look at me for help.

There was a bad guy in my head who suggested "just check with Xiaoqin!", but I finally kicked him away with a roundabout kick, and changed the topic to ask Xiaoqin:

"Xiao Qin, you said 'pray to God' several times yesterday. Did you make a wish for me to be rescued safely? Which god did you make the wish for? Why did you vaguely say something in it last night?" limit'?"

When I asked this, Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment, her expression became rather cramped.

"It's not a very great god~~~ But classmate Ye Lin was not only rescued, but also ran to Angel Island to save us, which shows that this guy still has two brushes."

"Who is it?" I said, "God or the Jade Emperor?"

Xiaoqin curled her lips and said, "God even had his own son crucified on the cross, and the Jade Emperor couldn't even beat a monkey. Thinking about classmate Ye Lin, it's impossible to rely on the two of them..."

I was even more curious, "Then who did you make your wish to in the end?"

"It's Mr. Ke." Xiaoqin said lightly.

"Mr. Ke?" I don't remember where there is a temple of this god in the world.

"Oh, Ah Lin is really forgetful!" Xiaoqin tapped her little head, "Isn't it Cthulhu! I checked the relevant information when I was painting "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love", and I think this evil god is pretty good. It's amazing, so I made a wish to him!"

"It really is the evil god! You make a wish to the evil god, this is a very bad flag!"

"It's not that bad," Xiaoqin said disapprovingly, "Because Cthulhu is an evil god lurking in the bottom of the sea, and he has many subordinates of deep divers, so I think it's best to make a wish to him in order to save Ah Lin who fell into the sea. Appropriate! You see, I drew him into a caricature and spread his reputation to the world! He should give me some face..."

"Wei is a big-headed ghost! In your comics, Cthulhu either hangs out with the secretary, or is admitted to the hospital because of hemorrhoids. You actually think he will thank you!?"

"I also think it's inappropriate to make a wish to the evil god," the squad leader interjected at this moment, "but Xiaoqin won't listen to me."

"Xiaoqin, what do you mean by 'restriction'?" I became a little serious.

"A Lin really likes to get to the bottom of it!" Xiaoqin sighed and confessed honestly, "I think sacrifices must be made to satisfy the evil god's wishes, so I knelt down to the sea on a rock and asked Mr. Ke if the sacrifice squad leader could... ..."

Both the squad leader and I immediately showed black lines on our faces.

Xiaoqin continued to talk as if nothing happened: "But a wave came and the sea water didn't splash on me. I think Mr. Ke didn't promise me, so he threw away the prepared garlic and the wooden stake on which the heart was nailed. It's..."

"Are you a vampire when you're the squad leader!"

The squad leader smiled wryly next to me and shook his head, saying that Xiaoqin was just exaggerating, and that there was no garlic growing on the island at all.

"At this time, the waves were getting smaller and smaller. I was worried that Mr. Ke would go back to sleep, so I hurriedly said to him: As long as he is willing to save classmate Ye Lin, I will never leave this deserted island, and I will build many of his buildings on the island." A statue to worship him! If I don't keep the promise, let him give me candy..."

"Why did you break the agreement and he still gave you candy! Is Cthulhu a bitch!"

"Don't scold Mr. Ke in the ocean!" Xiaoqin immediately warned me sharply, "The ocean is his territory, and anyone who offends him will have a good end!"

Then Xiaoqin explained: "Fat candy doesn't mean to give me candy. When I was drawing manga and looking up information, I found that the spell for summoning Mr. Ke is cthulhu fhatgn, which is pronounced very close to 'Cthulhu Fhatgn', and most of the summons All of them were eaten by the Cthulhu he summoned, so the meaning of 'Ke Zong Fa Tang' is probably equivalent to 'Ke Zong Fa Bento'..."

In other words, the "restriction" in your wish is that you will die if you leave this island!My heart sank suddenly, and I couldn't help but think of the prophecy that I wrote to me earlier: the person you love the most will die...

I shook my head to shake off this unlucky thought, because Fang Xin was still a magic stick a few years ago, after he realized the "Secret of the Buddha's Unspoken", I should take it seriously if he made any prophecies.

"Hey, my rescue has nothing to do with Cthulhu! The US aircraft carrier will never be sent by Cthulhu, right? So Xiaoqin, you don't have to pay attention to any restrictions. When the rescuers arrive, come with us Leave the island!"

"But, but," Xiaoqin hesitated, "I knelt on the rock and just finished talking about the new conditions when an abnormal wave suddenly hit the rock and drenched my whole body, which means Mr. Ke responded. My call! Even if the American aircraft carrier rescues Alin, it has nothing to do with Mr. Ke. A Lin was shot from the torpedo tube to the surface of the sea, and then just swam to Angel Island. So much luck and coincidence, isn’t it thanks to Mr. Ke’s blessing? ?"

While talking, Xiaoqin held my arm, "Ah Lin, you can stay with me on the island, okay~~~~ When our children are ten years old, I will pray to Mr. Ke , let the kids worship him on the island instead of us, and then we can leave for our honeymoon!"

For a long time, you want to cultivate my offspring into a family of evil gods!Or are you going to "replace" little by little, eventually forcing some irrelevant people to stay on the island to replace us?Cthulhu is really fooling!

Just when I asked Xiaoqin not to mention the vow of "never leave the island, Ke Zong will give sugar", I suddenly heard the footsteps of many people in the woods.

"It's a rescuer!" The squad leader was overjoyed, but she looked at her bikini grass skirt and hesitated to find something to cover it up.

Xiaoqin vigilantly grabbed the metal spear beside her in case something changed.

Facts have proved that the squad leader and I were too optimistic. When the No.1 U.S. military in camouflage uniforms with guns appeared in front of us, I didn’t feel wrong. After it appeared, I found a big problem in it.

This is indeed the U.S. military, but their expressions have a strange same feature, which is completely the excitement of falling in love!

They are the US military controlled by Ai Shuqiao!And I also recognized one of them as the first mate Sam, the lolicon who once wanted to ask me for Amy's autograph!

Twelve well-trained team members surrounded us in an instant. They spoke to each other in English that I couldn't understand (I don't have smart wristbands anymore), and laughed a few times from time to time.

"He told us not to move, or we will shoot." The squad leader hurriedly translated to me, fearing that I would be impulsive.

Xiaoqin's spoken English is better than the squad leader. She obviously understood the warnings, but she still didn't let go of the spear in her hand, trembling with anger.

"I... I finally met Ah Lin again..."

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