I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Too... great."

When the male parents on the playground were watching the squad leader’s mother, Xiao Qin suddenly came out with such a sentence.

Hey, isn't Xiao Qin you find that the squad leader's mother is too beautiful, and the spirit of attack is not normal, don't, I will also take you into the science and happiness teaching, and deal with their neurotic sect, how do you get nervous? It’s going on.

"The squad leader's mother's chest...and not my mother's big, it seems that the squad leader must be temporary, I will catch up later."

Xiao Qin said that he said with confidence.

I have been watching the chest for a long time. I am not going to see the mother of the squad leader’s chest. A beautiful woman, like a beautiful woman, is "the chest is not my mother's big". It’s all ruined, you are deliberate, you must be deliberate.

Since Xiaoqin said this, I went to see the squad leader’s mother, and her eyes always unknowingly rushed to the chest of others, while still remembering the fierce battle with the underwear thief, the only aunt in his backpack. The size of the bra...

I am completely perverted, YY female classmates will be gone, actually in the mother of YY female classmates, Xiaoqin blames you, returning the pure appreciation mode to me.

"You only see the chest of others, don't you see the temperament of others." I couldn't help but ask Xiaoqin.

Xiao Qin looked at the sky, "Is Ye Lin not satisfied with the chest? What is temperament, can you eat?"

Whose life is just a chest, you must be awkward, just like other female parents in the square, the mother of the squad leader has such beauty.

In any case, the desire to see the mother of the squad leader has been reached. I took Xiaoqin and went out of the school gate against the crowd of parents.

After a while, Auntie will come. If I can't help it, I will compare the two mothers' chests, and then they will be caught by the squad leader during the visual inspection... My life can be terminated. 14 years old.

If you think about it carefully, the squad leader's mother has no key role in my current task list. I want to see her purely to satisfy her curiosity.

My current task list is:

1 rescue Amy from Ai Shuqiao

2 promote the marriage of Dad and Auntie

3 protect yourself, not hang up because of heart disease or other reasons

In order to complete 1, I took the branch task, that is, into the science happiness teaching, stealing their causal operation program, and providing blood samples to Ai Shuqiao on time.

3 is the premise of everything. If I hang up, the blow to Xiaoqin and Amy is great. Although the squad leader threatened to kill me with a shotgun several times, if I didn’t die in her hand, she would also feel it. Regrettably.

At present, the second article, which promotes the marriage between Dad and Auntie, is in a very critical step. After a series of events, the relationship between them is more subtle, and today’s parents will be like me and Xiaoqin. Sitting next to the same seat is another great opportunity to warm up your feelings.

With good wishes in my heart, I asked Xiaoqin if he wants to come to my house today.

"You prepare dinner with me, and then our parents will finish the parent meeting and let them come over and taste our craft."

Xiaoqin naturally promised to go out and promised to go to the nearby supermarket to buy a lot of semi-finished products, and also met Amy who secretly came out to buy potato chips.

"Hah, what are the dead servants and your maid, what are you doing?" Amy hugged her hands on her chest and looked narrow. "Look at you sneaking, you must plan to do bad things."

"How come?" Xiaoqin touched Amy's head, and the soft blond touch made her very enjoyable. "I am now a kind-hearted childhood sweetheart cat maid", never do bad things, Ai Ms. Sister needs help, even if it comes up, I will give you a life to help you."

Amy twisted her neck and broke away from the care of Xiaoqin. "Hey, your kind of inferior life, I am too lazy to accept it."

Then she pointed her finger at the top of the shelf. "Take the top potato chips to the lady, and do it with honor and gratitude."

I have always suspected that the Wal-Mart supermarket's tally has a hatred with Amy. He always puts the brand of Amy's most frequently eaten chips on the highest shelf, making Amy's feet up. No.

Even if it is a small celery, you have to raise your feet a little to get a pot of potato chips and give it to Amy.

On the surface, Amy was “not too interested” and “difficult to accept”. In fact, I understand the excitement in her heart. The pleasure is similar to that of a boy carrying a parent and downloading an A film.

After holding the potato chips in her arms, Amy still stared at Xiaoqin and me, as if we had nothing to do.

"It's not enough for a pot of potato chips." I asked with a smile, then reached for more potato chips to give Amy, no need to squat, and handed it over.

Xiao Qin next to it was very disappointed, muttered:

"Being the first step by Ye Lin, otherwise, a pot of potato chips can be counted as a silver star, and three cans of potato chips are three silver stars. In the future, I will only send potato chips to Amy's sister every day..."

Don't dream, you can only help you with Amy's potato chips. Even if you want to encourage you, it is good to give you a silver star. It is not good to eat potato chips every day. If you give Amy a potato chip every day, I want to buckle your stars instead.

In any case, Xiaoqin’s star list becomes ★★★☆.

I suddenly thought of a point and asked Amy: "Today, the Qingzi Academy does not open a parent meeting."

"Open." Amy directly tore the sealed tin foil of the potato chips, and in the face of the tally, ate unscrupulously.

"Peng Ruos went to open a parent meeting for me, so I had a chance to escape to buy potato chips... Usually this is Vinnie errands. Today she doesn't know where to go crazy, the phone doesn't turn on..."

Hey, is it because the parents' meeting is troubled because of the parents' meeting, because they are not sure whether the parents will open a parent meeting, and they are more worried that their parents will quarrel at the parent meeting and let them have no face.

For the time being, I can feel at ease. Due to the efforts of Xiaoqin, Xiong Dad and Xiong Ma should be able to control themselves at least today, and will not make another second round.

Amy ignored the attention of the supermarket staff and other customers and continued to stuff the potato chips into the small mouth of the cherry.

"Forcing the rabbit waste, I originally wanted to ask him to buy potato chips. As a result, it went halfway and was almost smashed back by a tramp to sell the waste. Then it fired an anesthetic needle and shot the other side. It was hard. Get it done..."

Not long after, Amy ate the first pot of chips, and she casually threw the empty cans to the ground, and did not mean to take the empty cans to the checkout counter.

"Hey." I stopped. "You eat potato chips directly in the supermarket. It is very uncivilized. You can't just throw empty chips in the empty potato chips. This is also used when you check out..."

"I am in a hurry and I have no money on my body."

Amy said in an understatement, then opened the second pot of potato chips and continued to eat without changing the color.

"If you don't bring money, you will come to the supermarket. Your behavior belongs to... It belongs to stealing, you know it, it will be recorded by the camera."

"What's the matter." Amy didn't slow down the speed of eating chips. "In any case, 004 and 005 are catching up. It's good to let them pay."

Speaking of Amy's smirk here, like a belly-bellied Barbie, whispered succinctly:

"In fact, Wal-Mart's camera does not work all the time. Some of them are broken. Some of them are purely furnishings. There are also some blind spots. I have stolen things at Wal-Mart and gas stations in the United States. Caught up..."

I am so angry that "you...you, the local tyrant, what is necessary to steal things, what have you stolen."

Amy looked at the ceiling and licked half a piece of potato in her mouth for a recall.

"There is an eraser in the supermarket. The gas station steals a lighter... It seems that it is quite interesting to fight the camera."

"You can buy a helicopter, steal rubber and lighters, and have a bird."

"Cut, a dead manservant in the district, can you manage it, Miss Ben is happy."

"I am your brother, of course."

"Since this is the case, then it will be trouble for your brother to pay the bill." Amy threw the half-canned potato chips that had not been eaten on the ground. "How the taste is not so crisp, the tide is over, really should take their The manager called out for a meal..."

"If you don't bring money, you can eat other potato chips, and you have to slap someone's manager." I said, "If you didn't meet me and Xiaoqin, how are you going to pay?"

Amy took the last pot of chips in her hand, rubbed the camera on the ceiling, and then walked to the location of the blind spot.

"Hey, if you can't finish it, you can find a way to stuff it into your clothes. The supermarket goods below 50 yuan are generally not magnetic. You don't need to be degaussed at the checkout counter."

Nima, this is a habitual criminal. My sister actually likes to steal things in the supermarket. I know that the entertainment industry is under great pressure, but it is not necessary to release the pressure.

"You never thought about it, what should you do if you are caught?"

"Isn't it double the fine?" Amy said with contempt, "Double double is zero, here is not the United States, not so many people know me, don't worry about being photographed by the paparazzi..."

"Oh, and once I was caught, I immediately pretended not to understand Chinese. Supermarket staff would think that I was a foreigner who was separated from my parents. Putting me behind the desk will not only take away the potatoes in my arms. The film will also take the initiative to pour mineral water to me. I just need to wait comfortably and wait for them to come..."

"Listen to what you mean, you have already been caught in China. Don't you know that you can speak Chinese? You can't send an English-speaking staff to educate you."

"If you meet the kind of clerk who is not worthy of English..." Amy shared her stealing story with no shame. "I changed to speak Russian. Anyway, you can't tell Russia." What is the difference between people and Americans?"

Amy, you still speak Russian, because when I was a child, I once fell in love with Russian sniper Washa, so I loved the house and Wu, and learned Russian without any effort.

My sister is a master of language who knows the language of the three countries. In contrast, my English scores are even more unspeakable. Don't stop me, let me smash in the English-Chinese dictionary.

The problem is that Amy, you are not bad money, but you try your best to find the dead end of the camera. According to different needs, you can use the three languages ​​to serve as a shield. Is it worthwhile to steal a can of potato chips?

"What do you know about the dead man servant, why do you look at me with this kind of eyes?" Amy was not convinced. "There are so many actresses in the circle, and it is not me."

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In terms of popularity rankings, the biggest change yesterday was that the book friend “I am a brick madman” established a small celestial party name called “Kinyi”, and then used this metric to cast 1210 VIPs to Xiaoqin. Covered with two hundred yuan chapters... So Xiaoqin’s total votes suddenly went from 20,000 to 30,000, and the gap with the squad leader changed from more than 10,000 to more than 6,000. The squad leader called it a few days ago. To take down the 15,000 votes of Xiaoqin, it seems that it can't be done in a short time.

In short, the party slogan, the Xiaoqin party is in front of the squad leader, although the scrap iron does not quite understand what the "public" is used for, but it sounds so good...

In addition, in the B group, the rabbit has already reached the second place. Since the first place is Xiaojuan who has not officially appeared, the group B has succeeded in creating a “human being as a robot” after Obama’s summit. The tragic legend, sure enough, the days of Skynet and Terminator are coming.