I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

At the opening ceremony in the morning, I promised Xiao Qin. If she could help me save Amy from Ai Shuqiao's hand, I would give her 5,000 gold stars.

Breaking into the science of happiness and stealing the causal calculation program should be regarded as one of the sub-tasks of Amy's rescue plan (another sub-task is to donate blood to Ai Shuqiao), so I promised Xiaoqin as long as she took things with me. Made, I will give her 2,500 Venus as a reward.

Coupled with the task of helping the palace to get rid of the cult, it will reward 50 gold stars, so it is conservatively estimated that Xiaoqin will act with me at least 2,550 gold stars.

If after entering the cult, Xiaoqin will do some good things that he can, then a total of 3,000 gold stars is not an idiot.

Although tens of thousands of stars, for me, just move your finger, you can edit it on the star list document, but for Xiaoqin, that means hope, I promised that as long as she has enough 10,000 gold stars, Let her return to her girlfriend's position.

The current data of Xiaoqin’s star list is three gold and two silver, writing: ★★★☆☆

Three gold stars are Xiaoqin to persuade Pooh's parents not to quarrel, go back to the parent conference, and get two silver stars, respectively, to help Amy take the potato chips, and just cook independently, I am giving it to encourage her. her.

As the number of stars increases, the writing method will change in the future, such as [★] 3000 [☆] 4 (every five silver stars will be exchanged for a Venus, so the value of the silver star will generally be in single digits).

For the convenience of counting, it is more reasonable to cancel the silver star and only count the units in Venus. However, for the smooth development of the "Yimei Tune" plan, the lower-value silver star is indispensable.

As the saying goes, don’t be good or bad, Silver Star is used to reward small good behaviors. To subtly change the way you work, you can’t let go of any small things. This is a complete tune. `Teach.

I always feel that I have learned some bad knowledge from the book of "The Color Classroom of the Master of Teaching", and then learned to use it.

But this is for Xiaoqin, and it will be the same for Amy. I will teach my sisters just to make my sisters a better person. My goal is to be noble and sacred, if I have one A little bit of evil thoughts, let Kyle be killed by a truck.

After the meal, Xiaoqin had to brush the bowl himself, and then I asked for a silver star. I didn't give it to her. I brushed the bowl with her.

"Ye Lin students don't be so stingy." Xiaoqin muttered, "What is the relationship with giving me a silver star."

"It's related." I used a steel ball to squat on the edge of the pot, and said seriously, "The stars on the star list are used to encourage you to do good things, not to encourage you to be a maid."

"But being a maid of Ye Lin’s classmates, people are willing to do it~~~~~”

"In short, don't give it, don't give it, and spoiling is useless."

"That's it." Xiaoqin sighed exaggeratedly. "I still concentrate on how to fool the guys who teach science happiness. In order to upgrade back to Ye Lin's girlfriend, the 2,500 Venus is essential. ......"

"Help the palace color to get rid of the cult, and will reward 50 additional gold stars." I reminded Xiao Qin.

If Xiaoqin realizes: "How many stars did Ye Lin give me a prize, it seems that it is not only determined by the difficulty of doing good things, but also considers how important this good thing is to the helpers."

I couldn't help but poke the relatives on the forehead of Xiao Qin with the index finger still on the water.

"You finally want to understand, your biggest character defect in the past is that you don't know how to think about it from the perspective of others. Just take it when you are young."

I was still enjoying my finger poke, and as soon as I heard about mentioning the little bully, Xiao Qin immediately shyly covered her face.

"Ye Lin students clearly promised me, as long as I don't take the initiative, I will not pursue my childhood, and Ye Lin's classmates can't talk."

Xiao Qin grievously uttered grief.

"In short, I am beaten every day, I am not happy." I quickly finished complaining about the past and then turned the topic back to the present.

"To say the example at noon today, Pooh's parents quarreled and wanted to leave school. You stopped them with bitterness. It may be easy for you, but for Pooh, this matter is very important. You helped. The girlfriends are very busy, and if Pooh is not good at remembering, this kindness will be remembered in her heart."

Xiaoqin saw that I no longer pursued the childhood, only to remove the hands of the face, but the face was still red.

"Vini can't remember it, it doesn't matter. If I help this little, I can make her happy, I will not shed tears..."

"What is necessary is this kind of thinking." I can't wait to give Xiao Qin 32 praises. "If you can treat your heart and treat others like Vigny, you will be born again."

Xiaoqin expressed dissent: "Vini is my girlfriend. I am certainly better for her than for others. It is the same for everyone. It is not a robot."

I was asked to live, and I had to argue: "I just give an example. You can start with people around you. For example, the color of the palace is similar to that of Pooh..."

Xiaoqin then finished the last bowl, put the tableware in the cupboard, and returned to the living room with me.

"That... If Pooh wants to touch the chest of the palace color, I will hold the palace color from the back to facilitate the help of Pooh. Is this a good thing to help girlfriends?"

"Not counting." I said, "You are a prank. If Pooh also has a star list, I will give her a star."

"Hey, Ye Lin’s rules are really complicated. It seems that I am still going to the copy of the Science Happiness Teaching, and I will brush the stars back..."

Because the cousin Ren Peng is a big game fan, Xiao Qin has also heard a lot of game-specific terminology, often cited.

"Yes, to help other people besides the Palace of Colors and Colors will also reward the stars."

After a moment of indulging, I nodded: "It will also reward the stars. Everyone has 5 gold stars."

Helping the average person to break away from the scientific gods, the rewarding stars are much less than the 50 colors of the palace color. This is to let Xiaoqin concentrate, otherwise she focuses on brushing the stars of the general believers and forgetting to steal the causal program. It is upside down.

"There are only 5 stars per person." Xiaoqin licked his fingers in front of his mouth and said with a sigh of relief. "There is so little experience in the individual, you can only use the number of heaps. I don't know that the total number of believers in science and happiness is not enough. ......"

"If the number of believers is not enough, should I help them to preach, attract enough believers, and save them from the fire pit..."

In a serious way, I am doing this kind of plan. In the end, you still haven’t given up brushing the stars. This is going to cross the road with the old lady, from left to right and then from right to left. What is the essential difference? Be careful because you spread the cult. First of all, it was dictated by the people's government.

After seriously criticizing the idea of ​​Xiao Qin's opportunistic tricks, I and Xiao Qin ate the fruit after dinner and opened the broken TV on the chest of drawers.

The small screen TV with a service period of more than 10 years is playing Zhao Benshan’s classic essay “Selling abduction”. Fan Wei is riding a bicycle and slowly driving into the camera.

"The luck is really good." Xiaoqin said with half an apple. "I and Ye Lin are now in need of such instructional videos."

"Teaching video." My brows are old and tall. "This is a small piece of Zhao Benshan. You won't be watching it for the first time."

"I didn't say this is not a small piece of Zhao Benshan." Xiaoqin continued to say after swearing at the apple. "But it is also a teaching video that can help me and Ye Lin improve their level of flickering. Let's break into the cult and don't fool. Others can't do it."

A conversation between Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin came from the TV:

"Haha, you can pull it down, I don't believe in people's good legs, you can give people a fool."

"My art name is a big flicker, this is my strength."

Xiaoqin concentratedly looked at it below, as if Zhao Benshan could provide her with the material inside the cult.

I think that Xiaoqin regards "selling abduction" as a paradoxical example, which is very unreliable. "Selling abduction" is at most an example of Fudge Fan Wei. It is not enough to deal with Fang Xinhe and Bai.

"It's useless. Fan Wei is not so staying in real life. Science happiness education is not an ordinary religion. It is a new religion with a scientific cloak and a very tempting..."

Xiaoqin blinked. "I often listen to my cousin saying that 'the light is flicking you'. All religions are flickering. We can definitely anti-fudge other believers as long as they practice hard and flicker skills. The soldiers won the victory without blood."

This seems to have some truth, so I and Xiao Qin are in front of the TV, and all the "selling" trilogy have been seen. After reading it, I feel that the level of skill has been improved, now if I encounter Fan Wei in the essay can almost fool him. If he is not ignorant, I and Xiao Qin can join forces to fight him.

After the main policy is locked into "fudge", the next question is to decide whether to go to the mental hospital to see the party letter, or to go to the science happiness teaching mission to see Professor Bai.

According to the logic of the other party, I went to see Fangxin to meet the normal reaction of their "fudges success". Anyway, no Dr. Yu was killed in the oblique thorns. I have been suspected by the letter to doubt the scientific development concept.

However, when I go to a psychiatric hospital to visit a patient, I have to pretend to believe him. If I worship him as a god, my shame is slightly greater. I will not be caught by a nurse in a mental hospital.

While I was thinking about the way to see the party in the psychiatric hospital, Xiaoqin cleared her throat next to me, but did not speak, as if to attract my attention.

I looked up and found the quartz clock hanging in the living room, pointing to 7 o'clock in the evening. I and Xiaoqin have been staying for a long time.

"Do you want to go home?" I asked subconsciously. "If you go home now, I can send you to the subway station."

Xiaoqin slightly showed the expression of suffering and loss, and said: "I, I don't want to go home today..."

"Eh."

"When I went to the bathroom, I sent two text messages to my mother, but my mother didn't reply to me. It is estimated that I was drunk again. Even if I go home today, I am alone, we are lonely and lonely..."

"So I think... If Ye Lin can confirm, Ye Shushu does not happen tonight, then I can't, in the identity of childhood, stay in Ye Lin's home."

Holding my school uniform, I looked at me with a small face, for fear of being rejected by me.