I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The mentally ill person asked me if I wanted to know what Ai Shuqiao had done with my blood, and where Su Qiao was locked, when my father and Auntie would marry... even the future of Gong Caicai What is the name of the first child?

Of course, I want to know, if you can answer these questions, you are already a god, even if Professor Bai said, I believe in alien creatures in your body.

Seeing my eyes that I was so eager for an answer, Fang Xin’s indifferent expression appeared a trace of embarrassment. He smiled stunnedly, with inscrutable, mysterious tone:

"Ye Lin, the answer to these questions you want to know... I want to know."

Lying in the trough, hanging my stomach for a long time, the result tells me that you know nothing like me, don't stop me, don't stop me, I will kill him with bricks.

After seriously deceiving my feelings, Fang Xin could continue to preach to me without changing his color:

"Although the questions you want to know, the records on the Acacia disc are blurred..."

"Akaxia, your sister, isn't it a causal calculation program, and the last time there was a moldy ghost, saying that my past life splashed blood on the Acacia disc, causing the part of the line that was related to me to be blurred. Unclear... Now, as you said, how much blood is splashed on the Acacia disc, someone is sitting on the Acacia disc to come to the aunt."

"Hey." Fang Xin sighed softly. "Since the sacred disc has been tarnished by you, then we have to call it the name of this era. The causal calculation program is very great..."

"What is it that I am defiled, I will not come to my aunt, it is obviously that you are poor. You open your mouth and open the 'universe', 'Jiyuan', and the audience is very big. Listen to what you mean, not only will we reincarnate. A disc that has been stained with aunt's blood will also be reincarnation. It turns out that my family's toilet paper may be Tang Minghuang."

I want to use the sorrowful sloppy sputum to smear the disguise of the party's **** stick. I don't think it is mentally ill.

"Ye Lin, such a great existence, will not be derogated from your filth, although I can't tell you the answers to those questions for the time being, but as long as you join the Science Happiness and continue to provide us with information, it will not take long, the omnipotence The causal calculation program can help you calculate the answer."

"I can't predict even the two-color ball, and dare to say that I am omnipotent..."

It seems that I was poked to the pain, and Fang Xin suddenly did not speak.

He looked at me with a horrible expression, or through me looking at the void behind me.

At this moment, the two of us stood face to face under the poles at the crossroads. Because of the mental patient's striped suits, the pedestrians did not dare to approach.

Fang Xin’s face began to melt down bit by bit.

It wasn't the way of melting in the horror film, but he had originally painted a waxy, stiff expression, and suddenly, like Picasso's oil painting, he gradually became active, and I had to use the more horrible words of "melting."

All the clever scammers are actors, and Fang Xin believes that the acting skills that are present at the moment are enough for the world to capture several movie singers. He only changes his expression, it seems to be another person.

"I... why am I here?"

After turning from an inscrutable **** stick into a somewhat decadent thin patient, Fang credited his hand and held his forehead, whispering to himself.

Appeared, only the tirelessly explored on the path of mental illness, can master the high-level skills, schizophrenia, referred to as "fine points", some of the anti-days are not enough to distinguish the second personality, but also to be fine The third personality, the fourth personality, make a table to play mahjong.

However, judging by the situation of the party letter, the personality that appears in front of me should be the personality of Fangxin itself. The **** stick that I have been dealing with before is the second personality of Fangxin, just like Professor Bai said, Fangxin is mentally ill. At the time of the attack, even his father was strange.

"Ah... I remembered it." The gods weakened the majority of the letter, pointing me with trembling fingers, "the only great man who stayed on me, wanting you to join the Science Happiness, to This is an opportunity to open the wisdom of mankind..."

Hey, it turns out that the two personalities are not completely split. They are used to sing the double-spring. One is calling himself God, the other is calling himself the "container of God." You are not the rhythm of the big jump in the Northeast, but only The object is not "Wong Tai Sin", "Fox Daxian", but the "only great" of aliens or even stupid.

"Don't pretend." I slammed the sleeves of Fang Xin. "You should write the contact information of the mental hospital on your sick suit, and ask someone to pick you up..."

"Stupid." Fang Xin’s action exaggeratedly breaks free from my men. "You dare to violate the orders of the only great man. Have you not heard the truth? You have not realized the cruel truth of this world, only in the greatness. Under the enlightenment, human beings will have new life."

I can't smile. "Well, how can you enlighten human beings as the container of the only great man? Set up a cult to defraud and let humans know that money is something outside of you."

“Nonsense.” The party’s letter, which is no longer cold forever, angered. “Before being possessed by the only great person, I was committed to enlightening the wisdom of mankind. I worked hard and wrote a lot of people. The book of knowledge, I bring knowledge to mankind, it can be said that it is a tireless person, and it is worthwhile."

“Hey, before writing the causal calculation program, was it to write a book to spread the cult?” I sighed. “What books have you written?”

Fang Xin proudly stood up in his chest. "I am the author of "How to Settle a Place to Become a Buddha", "A Couple's Double Practice", "Yin and Yang Suction" and "The Peasant's Prevention of Fraud in the City".

I rely on, the first personality of Fang Xin is ridiculous, and the combination of the second personality of the **** stick, giving people a feeling of surprise, your first three books can also be said to help spread the cult ideas, but In the end, what is the peasant’s anti-fraud manual in the city? Do you want to say that as long as the peasants join the science happiness education, they will not be deceived by others, and will only be deceived by you.

Taking advantage of Fang Xin’s conversion from “Spiritual Psychosis” to “Sudden Mental Illness”, I calmed down and thought about Professor Bai’s proposal.

In fact, joining the Science Happiness Education itself is in my plan. After all, one of my transactions with Ai Shuqiao is a copy of the stolen causal calculation program.

Now Professor Bai has seen my plan, but he has extended the olive branch of cooperation to me, hoping to form an alliance with me to deal with Ai Shuqiao.

Ai Shuqiao is not a good person. Science and happiness education is not a good religion. In this case, why can't I be a double-faced spy and verbally promise to cooperate with Professor Bai, in fact, looking for opportunities to steal the causal calculation program and make the most use of the cult. Resources, to clamp Ai Shuqiao's actions in Dongshan City.

There is nothing but harm, I am confident that I will never be brainwashed by the science of happiness. Even if I gather with them, I just do it. What Professor Bai and his son Fang Xin can get from a junior high school student, They are just too convinced of the causal calculation program. I feel that the causal calculation program has reached the conclusion that I will defeat Ai Shuqiao. So I bet on me and think that I will inherit a large amount of property in the future, and then donate to thank you for the science happiness. They are all.

Actually, the program I wrote was worshipped like a god. The words of Professor Fang Xin and Bai went into the water. The program suggested that you come to draw me. You will not hesitate to do it.

But then again, to rule out the reincarnation of the world, the evils of good and evil, the "cause and effect" is really mysterious. Dad once told me the story of the Spring and Autumn Period, talking about the famous 2B monarch, Song Yigong of "The Teacher of Renyi" He made countless wrong decisions in his life, only in the matter of preferential treatment of the heavy ears (later Jin Wengong), he was very correct, and later returned to China, in order to repay Song Yugong, he was biased in international affairs. The country, the cause of the fruit, how fast it comes.

Is it true that in the eyes of Professor Bai and Fang Xin, I am like the son of Jin Guo, who is temporarily away from the country, and the Qin Shihuang, who is a hostage in Zhao, like his father, who is a stranger, should be drawn early.

Regardless of him, anyway, I can't teach science happiness any benefit. They expect me to repay. It is also a distant, not necessarily happening future. What can I do if I join the Science Happiness Teaching? Not good, but also let yourself have more opportunities to steal the causal calculation program.

I was going to verbally promise to enter the church, but I saw two male nurses in the spurs who were wearing white coats and smashed toward Fangxin.

"Fang crazy, go back to take medicine."

"For the reputation of our Dongshan Mental Hospital, the next time will not let you run away again."

Unable to say, one arm and one right framed the two arms of Fangxin, dragging the letter to the ambulance not far from the street to move.

At the moment I was caught, Fang Xin’s face returned to calm. I guess his personality was coming out again.

"Ye Lin, if you want to change the fate of you and the whole world, come to Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital and find me, I will wait for you..."

"Don't believe it." One of the male nurses turned to me. "This person is too ill, and other mental illnesses in the hospital can't stand him. If you believe him, it will be a big problem."

Three of the five divisions and two places locked the party letter into the isolation cage of the ambulance, and the two male nurses took the party letter away.

Just at this time, the yellow wind blame the phone, Professor Bai called me again.

"How?" Professor Bai’s tone was calm. “The causal calculation program tells me that if you have a 95% chance, you will promise to enter the school, then your answer is to join us in science happiness.”

"I joined." Since I have already calculated such a high chance, I don't mean anything.

"But unless you can show me that the causal calculation program really has the ability to accurately predict the future, I will convince you that I will remain skeptical until then."

"Haha, it is really looking for opportunities to contact with the program, so steal the copy." Professor Bai broke my mind's plan, "But Ai Shuqiao and you have made a mistake in a basic concept, the causal calculation program is not so easy. Being stolen, or at all, can’t be stolen...”

I did not explain to me why the causal calculation program could not be stolen. Professor Bai agreed with me that after school tomorrow, let me go to the seminar classroom where the science is happy to rent and meet with him to discuss the issue of enrollment.

I promised and asked to bring another person to the past.

Originally decided to go with Xiaoqin to enter the science of happiness, so that each other has a care, Xiaoqin lies in a superb skill, playing pigs and eating tigers is also very professional, to deal with those liar, just to cure their own way The body of the person.