I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Put down Xiaoqin in the spare time to use the new mobile phone I bought for her, and go online to make up all kinds of "Cult Insider", "Deception", and "Zhao Benshan Piece Performance Art", not to mention today's third (3) class. Mainly preparing for tomorrow's Teacher's Day.

Zhuang Ni and Gong Cai Cai used the lunch break to draw a poster on the theme of the Teacher's Day. Before wiping out the previous star-themed theme newspaper, many students took the last chance to take a photo with this artistic board.

This time, the design of the newspaper, listening to the advice of the squad leader, wrote a lot of Chinese characters in the rules, such as "Respecting the teacher is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation", Zhuang Ni also painted a gentle and elegant text, maybe The female teacher, who is based on the squad leader, and a group of female students who are in the water, in general, want to see a male animal.

In fact, Zhuangni can come to school today. I am very surprised. On Saturday night, I opened a mad warrior mode and played Zhuang Ni’s abdomen. Even if I was just coming back from the basketball game, it was the end of the inferiority of the physical strength. It also allows the five tigers to lie in the hospital for a week.

As a result, Zunni came to school only after a day of rest. There was no obvious symptom of physical discomfort. I had to wonder if she was really protected by some evil force.

When Xiaoqin and I returned to the classroom from the cafeteria, I was catching up with the final score of Zhuang Ni’s completion of the newspaper. She was extremely disgusted with the man. When I passed by her, I glanced at me with an icy cold eyes. Did not speak.

Hey, advise you to dismiss the idea of ​​continuing to murder me. I have already taken care of you. I also have a "Ninja Turtle" bodyguard sent by Ai Shuqiao, secretly protecting, returning 10,000 steps, if you Breaking through these obstacles has successfully hurt me, and it is even worse. At that time, you have to face Ai Shuqiao’s fierce revenge. You don’t want to become a human amber, don’t want to be cut off, if you don’t want to suffer those cruel Treat it, stay away from me.

For the gift to be sent to the class teacher and the teacher in charge tomorrow, the squad leader closed the door in the afternoon self-study class and stood on the podium to brainstorm for everyone.

At this time of the year, as long as the relationship between the students and the teachers is not too bad, always buy something to mean. Like the time when my father was a teacher, the students stood up and shouted "teacher, happy holidays." or " Teacher, hard work.", to show the friendship between teachers and students, has not been fashionable.

"In every class tomorrow, when the teacher says ‘class’ on the podium, everyone must stand up and say “Happy Holidays.”

The squad leader solemnly asked us.

"Then I will hand over the gift that I bought with the class fee to the teacher by Gong Caicai. At the same time, everyone applauded to be active, remember?"

"remember,."

A lot of students didn't know if they listened carefully or not.

"Why, why did I send the gift to me..." Gong Caicai looked like a difficult one, just as the squad leader delivered her task to stand on the podium and dance striptease.

"Color, your seat is under the desk, far from the teacher." The reason for the squad leader is very good, "And you are a life committee, the class fee is under your control, no matter what you think, you will send the teacher's day gift. most suitable."

It is more suitable for a general stage flower delivery occasion, and it is also a relatively weak girl like Gong Caicai. Otherwise, a super high altitude like Yao Ming’s wife will not be able to cause much psychological pressure on the other party.

I heard that tomorrow is the flower that was sent by the palace color, and the boys who like to tease the palace color have fought.

"Don't be afraid of Gongcai Cai, you will go up and give gifts tomorrow, we will sing you ‘Sister, you boldly go forward’.”

"In order not to break the gift, but also to express sincerity, send a gift with your head."

Gong Caicai’s head is walking more than anything else, and it’s a secret in the third grade (3). Sometimes the palace color will be prefixed, called “the palace color of the head.” color".

"Historical teacher, the old wolf, you don't have to buy him a gift. You let him touch the chest, it is definitely better than giving a gift."

Some of the overly embarrassing suggestions are shouting out of the nose, so that they are mixed in the noisy discussion, and everyone can't tell who is shouting.

However, the squad leader’s gaze was sharp and his ears were so bright. She stood on the podium and looked down on the square. The speaker was locked in the moment.

Looked like the non-recyclable garbage looks again.

"Cao Jinglian, you think that if you let the teacher touch the chest and can serve as a teacher's day gift, you will come up to the teacher to touch the teacher tomorrow. You are already fatter than the girls' chest."

"Where, there is..." Cao Gonggong’s eyes flashed, and he did not open his head.

"呜呜呜~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~" Xiaoqin on my right side suddenly squatted on the table, and it was not raining and crying.

"Sure enough, the female No. 2 of the bad heart, I don’t forget to ridicule me for the teacher’s day gift. I obviously didn’t provoke her.”

Hey, you admit that your chest is not Cao Gonggong, right? Don't fall into the persecution of paranoia. The squad leader is ridiculing that Cao Gonggong has not mocked you.

After criticizing Cao Gonggong and reorganizing the discipline, the squad leader asked everyone for advice to decide what gifts to buy after school today.

"How about melatonin." A squad leader’s dog did not say anything maliciously. "I feel that the teachers of the teachers need to be supplemented by melatonin, especially the teacher in charge of the class."

"No." The squad leader did not give the classmate the opportunity to continue to talk.

"Dumbbells, 5 kilograms of dumbbells." Xiong Yaoyue could not wait to raise his hand. "Our teachers need dumbbells to exercise, and it is best to give them dumbbells."

You should eat melatonin in Xiong Yaoyue. Even if you don’t have the biology and geography of the new curriculum, we also have teachers in seven subjects: language, mathematics, English, physics, chemistry, politics, and history. The palace color, tomorrow, carrying 5 × 7 = 35 kg of heavy dumbbells to go to school, will definitely be exhausted in the middle of the road, be tired of your stupid advice live.

"Dumbbells are fine." The squad leader was covered with black lines. "There are also greeting cards and the like. Last year we sent them. The effect is not very good, and it lacks practicality. Let us think about it, is there a practical gift?"

"How about the hand cream." Xiao Lingtong raised his hand and said, "The teacher's hand touches the chalk for a long time, which will affect the skin texture. If you often rub some hand cream, it can play a certain repairing effect."

After listening to it, many people nodded. The teachers who taught us were not all male. It was very suitable for the female teacher to apply hand cream. Even if the male teacher wiped the hand cream, there was nothing wrong with it.

“Good idea.” I once agreed with Cao Gonggong to produce the “Current Red Line Area·28th Edition”. The students agreed that “the hand cream can not only wipe the hand, but also wipe the face.”

However, he recently had a bubble in his mouth and spoke a little tongue. A good sentence, he said: "Hand cream can not only intervene, but also insert face."

Since he had previously followed Cao Gonggong's predecessor, the squad leader could not determine whether he was deliberate or not, so in order to maintain order, he coldly asked him to write a 400-word gift proposal, handed in before class, the main purpose is not to let him I have to talk freely.

"I still think the pen is good." The physics class represents the cow's hands and arms on his chest. "It's practical enough and very in line with the teacher's identity."

"Then, the spiced beef jerky is very practical." The big trumpet has put forward his own suggestion. "I know where to sell the best, the teachers will love after eating once."

Zhuang Ni, who was diagonally opposite the seat and the big horn, finished the blackboard at noon, squatted on the table and did not participate in the discussion. The squad leader did not wake her up, for fear that she would list such a gift. List:

"Artist blade, Cao Gonggong's finger, Niu Shili's finger, Xu Lijun's finger, Ye Lin's finger..."

This is to turn the whole class of boys into robotic cats without fingers. If half of the students in the class are robotic cats, then the gifts the teacher receives on Teacher's Day will be extremely advanced and incomparably high-end. .

Of course, it is also possible to receive a copper sizzling pile full of podium tables...

After a heated and enthusiastic discussion, the squad leader first vetoed some extremely unreliable suggestions, and decided to vote for this year's Teacher's Day, giving the male teacher a pen and diary to the female teacher's hand cream. Organize people to buy after school today.

There are still 725 yuan left in the house charge of Gong Caicai. The main reason is that the squad leader often pays for his own time when he uses a lot of expenses (such as group activities to buy drinks for everyone). At the same time, students are required to leave the leftover bottle in the fixed recycling corner of the classroom. Over time, the accumulated income will be paid to the Gongcai Cai in the class fee, so that teachers can buy gifts. More than enough, no need to collect money from everyone else.

Since it is to use the class fee to buy gifts, the palace color control in charge of the class must accompany, but the squad leader does not trust her to go alone. The first thing to buy is not high, but it is not added. Less, especially the hand cream is mostly in glass bottles. If you hand it to the palace color, the end result is that you can't wipe your hands and can't wipe your face. You can only wipe the floor.

"After the afternoon, I will go with you." The squad finally decided to buy a gift with Gong Caicai.

Xiaosen, who had a keen sense of smell, suddenly thought of something. Suddenly raised his hand, in front of the boys in the class, boldly said:

"Squad leader, let me go to the teacher's day gift with Gong Caicai, I will protect the palace color all the way, and protect the hand cream, I am most helpful."

This is obviously to brush the stars for good things, not to think about bullying the palace color on the road, but Gong Caicai heard that Xiaoqin wants to walk with himself, and the body immediately trembles uncontrollably. From the back, there is a curly hair. The rhythm is fluctuating.

"Oops." Xiaoqin suddenly thought after the self-recommendation of the squad leader Mao. "After school, I will go with Ye Lin to meet with the cult leader. How can I forget this? It is really only the stars in my eyes... ..."