I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I have a strong sarcasm for Professor Bai’s selection of “fist bandaged fists”, “double-barreled shotguns”, “melon” and wolf, as Xiao Qin, squad leader, Gong Cai Cai and my chat avatar. .

Then, in order to shirk responsibility, Professor Bai told me that these avatars are not his own choices, but the approximation icons that the causal calculation program automatically searches online based on the information in the database.

Therefore, the causal calculation program thinks that I am similar to the wolf, and the palace color is similar to melon.

Although Xiao Qin and the squad leader can really summarize with fists and shotguns...

"Why are there only three people." I obviously did not count the white professor as an administrator.

Professor Bai shrugged at me. "Because this is just a beta version, limited by intelligence, the causal calculation program can only guarantee that the simulation results of these three people will not deviate too much from the normal value."

"Is this really true?" I am skeptical of Professor Bai’s remarks. "Through long-term eavesdropping on my phone calls and text messages, the information you have is not limited to this. For example, Pooh, it is Xiong Yaoyue, she and me call and text. There are quite a few, why didn't you simulate her?"

Of course, it is quite strange not to simulate Amy, but since this app is called "Heartbeat Q&A", there is an unclear relationship with the love game "Heartbeat Memories". I am also embarrassed to ask why there is no Amy. Otherwise, it will seem like I want to fall in love with my sister.

Professor Bai’s face showed a distressed expression. “About Pooh’s intelligence, the causal calculation program did collect a lot, but after the analysis of the operation, it did not explore the law of the girl’s thinking about the problem, it is difficult to simulate... ”

What does this mean? This means that Pooh's head is so cute, and the causal calculation program that predicts the future of human beings cannot be simulated.

It’s hard to think about it when you think about it. Pooh is forgetful and likes to be whimsical. Many times, thinking about the problem is not using the brain but the stomach. I want to accurately simulate Pooh. It is estimated that Professor Bai needs to attach an artificial stomach to the causal calculation program. Only then.

After the application is installed, I can't wait to try it out, but I am a little embarrassed when I am a professor.

Turning to think about it, what is embarrassing, anyway, "Heartbeat Q&A" can get results through cloud computing. What I entered on the client side, Professor Bai can find it on the server database, he simply can't beat him.

Think of it here, the finger is like flying, click on the melon head, and ask a question to the virtual palace color: "How many measurements are you?"

To make a statement, I didn't mean to hooliganize, but try to make the problem unexpected, otherwise it would be too cheap to cause the calculation program.

In short, I am definitely not a rogue.

The melon head of Gong Caicai jumped a bit, and the cloud computing simulated her most likely answer to this question:

(Don't dare to look at you): "Mom won't let me tell the boys about the measurements, so I am sorry... please forgive me."

Hey, there are still characters in the brackets. It’s just like a drama script. This answer seems to be in line with the color of the palace. Can the real palace color be answered as such, I will not confirm it later. .

After the banquet (,) finished the virtual palace color, I began to slap the virtual squad leader:

"You are not saying that when I come back from Cui Songshan, I will marry me. I don't know how to say it."

As a result, I typed too fast, and "Cuisong Mountain" was turned into "toilet", and this sentence became "I don't mean that I am coming back from the toilet when I am alive, marry me, how can I count it?" ”

The squad leader's double-shot shotgun head silenced for ten seconds before he beat me and responded:

(Squintly sloping): "You will not die when you go to the bathroom, but it will only prove that you can take care of yourself, and when will I promise you that kind of thing."

I am going to go, the simulation is very high, but this simulated squad leader does not seem to know that I have a viral heart disease, and there is not much parental concern in the speech.

It is no wonder that since the information that "I have heart disease" has not been collected in the database by Professor Bai, the causal calculation program naturally does not consider this factor when simulating the answer.

However, it is quite fun, even though it is super fun, it can’t stop.

I did not pay any attention to Professor Bai’s interesting eyes and continued to ask an important question to the virtual Xiaoqin: "Where are you hiding my Optimus Prime brother?"

Without too much waiting, Xiaoqin’s fist head immediately jumped and gave me the answer:

(Shy, and began to undress): "Ye Lin, who can't use me instead?"

Your sister, Fang Xin your sister, Professor Bai, your sister, you dare to simulate Xiao Qin so H, I have a feeling that someone I know is taken by others as the protagonist of H novels.

But if you think about it carefully, Xiao Qin seems to have actually made this kind of behavior, and it is really when I ask her for Optimus Prime.

Cold sweat DC, the causal calculation program is terrible, no wonder Ai Shuqiao wants to get it. If this information is collected enough information, the advice can be no less than the president’s think tank, and the three stinkers are still top. Zhuge Liang, the causal calculation program relies on the huge amount of logic that can be accomplished every second, which is equivalent to 10 million Zhuge Liang. The power consumed in the calculation is equivalent to 10 million Zhuge Liang's meals.

"Oh, you can eat it."

Zhang Fei saw that the wine on the table was robbed and eaten by Zhuge Liang, who was full of dissatisfaction.

Laos, eventually died of insufficient food.

Later generations wrote poems to commemorate this matter: "There is no such thing as a slap in the face, no food, no sorrow, three years old, I am willing to take care of..."

I didn't play enough, I still want to play, but the screen pops up and prompts the dialog box: "You have run out of questions today, please ask questions tomorrow (no restrictions on administrators)."

"Hey, or limit the number of times." I pinched the phone and complained to Professor Bai. "I switched the phone to the back door mode in order to play this. You can't be generous."

Professor Bai coughed. "The big computer that loads the causal calculation program is already quite power-hungry. It must also transfer a large amount of process data to the supercomputer we rent, and the supercomputer is the cheapest. Also at $1,000 per hour, we have to consider operating costs."

"Cut." I sighed. "That means you can only ask questions three times a day."

“Not three times.” Professor Bai said seriously. “You only have one chance to ask questions every day. Zero is refreshed on time. Three times today is an extra discount for you. Please remember to run “Heartbeat Q&A” once a day to give a feeling of yourself. The question of interest, because the opportunity to ask questions once a day does not accumulate, and the day does not have to expire expired..."

I understand that this is almost the same as the daily bonus of the League of Legends. Professor Bai gave me this application. I hope that I will switch the yellow wind phone to the backdoor mode at least once a day because the Heartbeat Q&A is only in The back door mode can only be run.

I am hating itchy, Professor Bai said:

"If you feel that there are too few chances to ask questions once a day, there is no way to increase the number of times. As long as you open the "Heartbeat Q&A" and let it run for three hours in a row, you will be given an additional opportunity to ask questions, that is, if you guarantee " Heartbeat Q&A is running all day, and you can get 8 extra opportunities, which is more cost-effective..."

Where is the festival, online time for rewards, you are simply a marketing tool for third-rate online games, I am hanging the "heartbeat question and answer" all day, it is bound to let my phone all day in the back door mode, has been monitored by you, Moreover, after I use the opportunity to ask questions, I can only chat with Professor Bai, who is an administrator when I am bored. Maybe I will reveal more information during the chat, which is right for you.

Sure enough, the weasel gave the chicken a New Year, and Professor Bai gave me the installation of this application.

However, this application is really ridiculously interesting. I am not willing to delete it. After I go back, let Dr. Yu check it out and confirm that there are no other traps. I only switch to the backdoor mode once a day, ask a question to be fun, then switch. Go back to safe mode.

In order to encourage me to use the backdoor mode, Professor Bai not only installed this application for me, but also told me that the phone charges and network traffic generated in the backdoor mode will be borne by me, so that I can turn on the remote video surveillance function. Don't worry about it.

Nonsense, if you do not bear the cost, the 3G Internet traffic generated after the video surveillance is turned on, can directly scare my heart attack, and scream.

After purchasing the "heartbeat question and answer" and the traffic charges, Professor Bai began to tell me about the strategic concept of fighting with Ai Shuqiao.

"First of all, Dr. Yu is the target of our fight. He only worked under Ai Shuqiao for research funding. He did not recognize Ai Shuqiao's philosophy, and even the innocence of some researchers. He did not even give it. Your chance to transform your phone turns the so-called security model into his own bug and gives you a clean system."

Ah, I am really negligent. If it is from Ai Shuqiao’s order, Dr. Yu is likely to leave a back door for himself when he is remodeling his mobile phone. As a result, he did not do that. How did Professor Bai get this? Judging.

Professor Bai quickly answered my question: "Heartbeat Q&A" comes with a system self-test function, which sends the detected data to the causal calculation program, and no suspiciousness is found after the test.

It’s really blackmail. I know that I won’t allow you to check my phone. I use this hand to check if Dr. Yu’s security model is clean. I really have to be careful about my opponent.

“It’s not difficult to fight for Dr. Yu.” I told Professor Bai, “Dr. Yu is simply a master of money, although the money is not used for personal pleasure in research, but for us. Too big a difference, have you already swindled a cult to swindle a lot of money? Simply put the money on Dr. Yu and you can buy it directly."

Professor Bai, who had been well-behaved before, suddenly blushes and swallows: "Sorry, we haven’t cheated so much money yet, but we will continue to work hard."