I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I was shocked to see the 3,250 good deeds.

The equivalent of blocking the degree of ATM robbery, 3250 pieces were made in 18 months, and an average of 6 pieces were made every day.

Don't be kidding, even if the security situation in Dongshan City is comparable to Gotham City where Batman is located, it is impossible for you to encounter six crimes in a day and then stop it.

What's more, you have to take care of me every day. Whenever you come to do so many good deeds, even if you are on the bus, you may not be able to get 6 pieces a day.

Carefully open the good things and good things, and when I look at my dog's eyes, I will spray it immediately.

In the approximate order, the specific content of good deeds is written in the format of a diary:

[Good Things 0001]: Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to say that as long as I am doing 9999 good things, Ye Lin will wake up, although the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the dream looks a little different from my imagination, like a pyramid scheme. But I decided to give it a try. Anyway, after Ye Lin’s classmate woke up, I could re-become his girlfriend by relying on these good things.

Today, when I went downstairs to get rid of the sheets on the balcony, I found a fierce Tibetan mastiff rushing at the children and making a fuss, so I kicked on the buttocks of the Tibetan Mastiff and got the thanks of the parents.

(The following is a part of the parents thank Xiaoqin for recording, Xiaoqin makes good use of the multimedia attachment function of wiz notes,)

[Good deeds 0002]: The owner of the Tibetan Mastiff did not see me kicking his dog. Instead, he quarreled with the parents of the children and arbitrarily wanted to beat people. So I gave the children a very good kind of bricks, and then the owner of the Tibetan Mastiff The head fell to the ground, and I presided over justice, feeling very warm in my heart.

[Good deeds 0003]: I am very kind. I found someone who fell to the ground with a **** head. When I was surprised, I immediately dialed 120 emergency calls, and according to the first aid knowledge that my mother taught me, I was close to the heart of the other side of the wound (the neck). ) Bandaging, and finally succeeded in saving lives.

[Good thing 0004]: The owner was taken away by the ambulance. The Tibetan mastiff who had no food was very hungry. So he stared at another child in the community. I didn’t know if I wanted to eat his meat. I successfully persuaded the child to put it in the hand. The mutton kebabs were given to the Tibetan Mastiff to save the children and the Tibetan Mastiff. Although strictly speaking, they are two good things, but they are merged into one piece. Otherwise, when Ye Lin wakes up, he will blame me for being greedy.

(After the accompanying recording of the child and the dog, I would like to thank you for the Tibetan Mastiff’s voice, o (╯□╰) o)

You... your sister, I only heard about the chain legs, the serial meter, I didn’t expect to have a good thing in the chain. Besides the first one, the other events are all because of you. You have this. In the case, there is no case to make a case to be made, and it is awkward to hand the bricks to the people. The wounds that wrap the head are wrapped around the neck. What kind of trouble is it? You have to strangle the people.

Looking back, there are even more wonderful ones.

[Good deeds 0013]: I saw a grandfather riding a tricycle in the middle of the night. He pulled a car manhole cover in the car. It was very hard, so I reported the police. I hope the police uncle can help the old man to go to the cart. Unexpectedly shy, he threw a tricycle and ran in the opposite direction, then fell into the sewer without a manhole cover. I quickly went up and grabbed his hand and saved his life.

[Good deeds 0014]: After pulling the old man up, I told him not to be afraid, the police uncle immediately came to help him, and then he did not know why he ran forward again, did not run for a long time and fell into another sewer, I Fortunately, he grabbed his hand again.

[Good deeds 0015]: I estimate that the old man is a ninja turtle, because I don’t care about him several times, he always has to drill into the sewer, but I still kindly save him again and again, and also take the process. It’s down.

(After the incident, the old man was chased by the police and Xiaoqin, and the video of the sewers fell into the sewer again and again. The funny degree can be directly used to make ghost pictures.)

I used to do 6 good things a day on average. It’s so accumulated. The old man who wants to steal the manhole cover and make up the family, once again fell into the sewer and was pulled up again and again, will hurt the life, it will definitely hurt the life. Let's go.

[Good deeds 0176]: A thief went to Amy's VIP building to steal things, was caught by Pentax, Amy would take him to feed the crocodile, I released the thief very kindly.

(With the thief's thank you message: "Mom, I will never come here to steal something.")

[Good deeds 0177]: Amy found that the thief had run away and was very angry, so I took the thief back and the crocodiles thanked me.

(The sound of a pool of crocodiles chewing things is attached)

"I rub, what did you do last, you won't really catch the thief and throw it into Amy's crocodile pool."

"How come?" Xiao Qin said with a naive smile. "It’s just that the thief’s shoes are eaten by the crocodiles."

[Good deeds 0178]: Crocodiles inadvertently ate the thief's crocodile leather shoes, eating the same kind of psychological pressure to make them fall into depression, and often shed tears, I squatted on the crocodile pool to give them a long time psychological counseling They only restore normal appetite.

You should accept psychological counseling yourself. The crocodile would have been similar. The little crocodile was eaten by the same kind. I didn’t know which wild crocodile had depression. In addition, the crocodile shed tears to discharge salt. Even if the biology class is not well learned, the phrase "crocodile tears" should have been heard.

I suddenly remembered that Xiao Qin had a fear of men, how she communicated with some young men, and let the other party leave a recording of thanks.

"That." Xiaoqin replied, "I have a hoodie. When it is not convenient to disclose my identity, I will cover my half face and pretend to be a man, so I can barely talk to my male counterpart."嘿嘿~~”

Like the "transformation" of Superman and Batman, you should not expose your true identity to such a good way of being hated.

I continue to look at the good guys report later.

[Good deeds 0662]: Because I have been doing good things for a long time, the citizens of Dongshan City have given me a nickname called "Diary Man". It seems that I am looking for a message from the helper every time I finish a good job, or take a photo. After the incident, today, when a bear child crossed the road, he did not walk the crosswalk. Before the big truck pressed him into a patties, I kicked him out of the dangerous area. As a result, he not only did not cry, but also blurted out and called me. "Diary Man Brother."

[Good deeds 0848]: People are afraid of famous pigs, and there are a number of imitators in Dongshan City, but no one has the efficiency of doing good things. In order to let the cousin Ren Peng get rid of internet addiction, I helped him catch him. Let him go to the Internet addiction treatment center to cure the disease.

Originally, Ren Peng received electrotherapy, and did you have a credit? Ren Peng has your cousin, but it’s a **** sorrow. In addition, you actually mixed up a nickname of "Diary Man" and some Imitator.

I only know that I have been inspired by the young people of Dongshan City since the beginning of Xiaoqi’s chaos, so they imitated “Lei Fengxia”, “Hong Kong Bauhinia” and “Beijing Bauhinia”. "The Czech Dog" and "Phoenix Phoenix" are real-world "Ordinary Superheroes", which started a trip to guard the city completely different from Xiaoqin's reason, and even formed a "Dongshan City Justice League". Try to figure out the true identity of the diary, and invite the diary to join.

The brain has entered the water. Xiaoqin is a volunteer. It can be said that there is a reluctant reason. Let's make fun of it, and see what kind of people you are imitating.

Lei Fengxia does not mention, anyway, everyone knows, Zijing Xi is not wearing purple goggles, wearing a black low-cut tight-fitting night dress, distributing food and cash to street children, whether it is Hong Kong Bauhinia or Beijing Bauhinia Xia, everyone remembers only her low-cut burst of milk and **** photos.

As for the Czech dog, it is wearing a rough red and blue color suit. Once the dog owner is allowed to let the dog slumber, he immediately puts on the dog and puts the dog on the back of the dog owner to show punishment. The most recent sorcerer's sorcerer's sorrows are very dangerous. They don't encounter a bulldog. The dog owner runs very fast. If he is caught up, he will swear a skunk.

Seattle Phoenix's black and yellow two-color suit is very professional. His equipment includes a set of "Dragonscale" body armor, a net gun, pepper spray, handcuffs and first aid kit. He has his own work during the day, but each When night falls, he puts on a special props to fight crime (unfortunately, in a recent night patrol, Phoenix Man collided with the other party when trying to persuade him, and used a pepper spray to the other party, causing him to be detained by the police. 7 hours).

Now Xiaoqin is juxtaposed with those above. I heard that the social phenomenon that has arisen has even been reported by foreign newspapers, and it is really going out of the country to the world.

[Good Things 1924]: Red Star and Fireman jointly reported an illegal gambling den, which made the gamblers lose their happy meeting place. I couldn’t bear to introduce them to a new place and they were thanked. Red Star and Fireman think that I am doing something against them, and I have deviated from the path of heroes.

[Good deeds 2112]: In order to help an old lady cross the road, I beat the "power and ability" that competed with me on the ground, so "Dongshan City Justice League" announced that I was expelled from the hero team and renamed me " Diary magic".

Hey, sure enough, you have no talent for doing good things. Although it has led the trend of real superheroes, the result is that you have become the enemy of all heroes. When I was in a coma, you have become a magnetic king and a doctor of destruction. The existence of it.

[Good deeds 3001]: Red Star Man invited me to negotiate, and suddenly I reached out to open my hood. When I was nervous, I lost my mind and smashed him, but afterwards I was sent to the hospital. He verbally said that I am a The dangerous elements, in fact, still thank you very much.

(Photo with red star full of big bags and masks being smashed)

Where can I see that people are thanking you, doing this kind of thing is also a good thing in the diary, no wonder you can make up 3,250 good people.