I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"What can adults do, what do you mean?" After I said that the leaked mouth, the squad leader asked curiously.

"Drive, drive, I drove a buggy in my dreams, it’s cool." I sneered in the past.

"Oh, the causal calculation program has said that the skills you learn in your dreams will be remembered by the brain and brought to real life... So, if you are driving in a dream, the car that exists in the real world, Then you are already driving."

"Count... is it." I was sweating and sweating. In fact, I never drove a car in a dream. I have never seen a good vehicle. I will learn to drive.

At this point, some students may have questions. I want to know that I used a hand to solve Shuzhe's shirt button, which was learned under the circumstances in the dream.

I can only say that Xiaoni's simulation of Pooh has some imperfections in his personality, but exploring the curiosity of the adult field really has a fight with her.

Pushing down Pooh in the snow is not the first time we have done in the illusion, but my previous memory was sealed by Xiao Yin.

In the early days of the reincarnation, I and Vini seemed to have tried a lot of bad tricks, including the one-handed shirt button... These things gradually recalled after I woke up.

Fortunately, the real Pooh does not know this, or else I don't know how to face her.

The squad leader seems to want to talk to me again, but considering that he has left the living room for a long time, he returned to everyone with me.

Overall, visiting me to celebrate my recovery is very helpful for me to return to reality. Although my body has returned to reality, my mind still has a little bit of incompetence and chats with familiar people. Nonsense helps my mind to recover clearly.

The squad leader who worried about my physical strength just left at home at noon. Although Pooh wanted to stay for a while because of the temptation of snacks and Xbox game consoles, it was called by the squad leader.

"Ye Lin, we are leaving today, you are going to recuperate..."

Miyazumi said when saying goodbye.

"How come now?" I kept, "You obviously can play until the evening."

"Yeah, let me play here at night~~" said Winnie, who is still unfinished.

"Come here today." The squad leader said, "Hearing Dr. Yu said that you should still take the rest of your life now. It is best to take a nap every day. It is better to start sleeping after we leave."

The semi-command tone is like the kindergarten teacher in kindergarten.

The reason for the squad leader was very good, so after a while, only me and Xiaoqin were left in the room, and the animal biscuits that were not finished on the table.

Dr. Yu did say that if I had to take a nap, I greeted Xiaoqin and went back to the bedroom to lie down.

Not to mention, I watched a movie with you this morning, chatted, and the quality of the nap was really good.

I didn't get used to nap, I slept for a long time, until I felt something was pressing on me.

This kind of warm and soft touch, some people are on me, and it is a woman.

I don't know when, I became a face-down sleeping position, and someone used the same posture as me and squatted on my back.

Wearing only summer clothes such as shirt shorts, skin friction is inevitable, making me feel that the room temperature is getting hotter.

"Xiao Qin, it's you, what kind of prank you play."

"Hey, how did Ye Lin know that it was me, I took it very carefully and didn't make any noise."

"Crap, you are a big living person, I don't know if I have weight, and now you only have me with me at home."

It has become a common home for me and Xiaoqin. I have not adapted to it recently. It should be better in a few days.

"Ah... I am sorry to wake you up, but I always wanted to try it out on Ye Lin’s classmates. Although you are a good opportunity when you are in a coma, I am afraid to do so. I am afraid that your life indicators are disordered... See you today. Ye Lin’s classmates slept so sweetly that I really couldn’t stand it...”

"What, listen to you, it looks like you have been drooling for the unconscious for 18 months."

"Yeah." Xiaoqin actually admitted with a serious attitude. "Besides me, the squad leader also shed a lot of saliva on the stunned Ye Lin, but because I kept my post, I did not let Ye Lin be tarnished by the squad leader. ”

"Nonsense, the squad leader will not drool, whether it is against the food or against me, she can not drool, you mean that the squad leader also wants to care for me, but you did not give her a chance. ”

"In any case, Ye Lin can only touch me." Xiao Qin mimicked the movement of silkworm on my back, which made me tickle.

I suddenly thought of a terrible thing.

According to my physiology knowledge, male testicles will continue to produce sperm, and the ancients have a cloud: "Yueying is a loss, and water is full." I have been in a coma for so long, and I have never had a good body and mind, so I will definitely There is a dream phenomenon.

What's more, I have pushed down the girl in the dream many times, which is equivalent to the spring dream. Usually, after the adolescent male has done the spring dream, the underwear will become wet, in order to prevent the family from discovering, secretly go to the toilet to wash the underwear. of.

But I was unconscious and naturally couldn't wash my underwear. Then, who is handling my underwear? Is it also Xiaoqin? The underwear that is stained with that kind of thing also makes Xiaoqin help to clean it... I have no face to see her, you will always be Kneeling on my back, don't face me face to face.

"Speak up, that..." I hesitated. "When I was in a coma, would you usually help me to wipe my body?"

"Yeah, I have a good rubbing from the inside out." Xiaoqin showed the cat-like look and replied with pride.

"My clothes are also you wash."

"Ok."

"Underwear...it's also you wash."

"Yeah, is there anything wrong?" Xiao Qin's two hands were smashed into the shape of a cat's claw, pressed against my shoulder blade, and I looked at my expression from the probe above my shoulder.

"My underwear must be dirty." I asked tentatively. "Let you wash my underwear, it is too hard for you..."

"Hey, I really hope to help Ye Lin to wash my underwear. Unfortunately, the high-tech underwear provided by Dr. Yu is not disposable. It is a one-off."

"Hey, how to say it."

"Dr. Yu has a person who knows at NASA. From there, he has obtained some astronauts' underwear for astronauts. It is a perfect solution to the problem of urination. If you want, you can use waste and filter out the pure water that can be drunk... ”

"I rub, don't say it, how the equipment provided by Dr. Yu is so heavy, not the adult diapers used by astronauts."

"It’s much better than adult diapers." Xiaoqin said earnestly. "I lost the spaceman's underwear used by Ye Lin, and there was an intelligence officer from the National Security Bureau who went to the garbage station. It was the uncle uncle who told me that. It’s his peers.”

I am going to go, the National Security Bureau is too bad to mix, in order to get NASA's technology, even go to the garbage station, the stool is not hesitating, it seems that not only the US FBI stared at me, Chinese intelligence officers also feel I have information to dig here.

"Oh, I remembered it. On the day I woke up, I really found that my underwear was very special. It was a bit of Batman's multi-functional tactical belt..."

Xiaoqin poked my neck with my fingers rhythmically on my back, as if I was giving me a massage, and it seemed to be playing alone.

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"I have Ai Shuqiao's financial support, Dr. Yu can provide that kind of thing to me." I thought, "It seems that Ai Shuqiao really does not count the cost of getting a blood sample of my happy moment, she is now It seems that there is already another source of blood. It is no longer necessary to get blood from me. It is a blessing or a curse."

"I don't care about those." Xiaoqin incomparably put all the weight on my back. "In any case, Ye Lin can talk to me now. I am on the back of Ye Lin, and I don't have to worry about Ye Lin. It’s dead, and Ye Lin promised to treat me like a sister before I graduated from high school, so I won’t drive me down like I used to.”

"This..." If Xiaoqin only squats on my back and does no further action, I really shouldn't drive her down, because Amy has done similar behavior, and I have not rushed to Amy.

"It's better than me to teach Ye Lin how to swim." Xiao Qin suddenly wondered, "Ye Lin's back is as wide as a killer whale, but can't swim, it's a pity."

"Where do you see me like a killer whale, and how to learn to swim in bed."

"You can learn in bed, you can practice posture first." Xiaoqin took my arm from the back (she originally wanted to hold my wrist, but my arm length was not enough), and then imitated the freestyle gesture, let My manual is up.

"O (∩_∩) O haha ​​~ rush, strong killer whale, I have a killer whale mount."

Childish to death game, but Xiaoqin wants to play, I will accompany her to play, anyway, her weight is not a big deal for me.

Xiaoqin manipulated my arm and scratched it for five or sixty times. I found that I didn't cooperate or resist, and I thought it was boring.

"What about killer whales, do you want to eat fish? The breeder feeds you fish at night."

I have given myself the status of a breeder. Has it always taken care of me in a coma and made her have the illusion that she is an animal breeder?

"You know that I don't like fish very much." I said, "If you have fish, you should eat it yourself."

"That's how it works." Xiaoqin squinted. "You are a killer whale but don't eat fish. Do you want to go on a hunger strike? You won't be dissatisfied with me. I want to change the breeder."

"I said early that I am not a killer whale..."

"Ah, ah, ah, no." Xiaoqin suddenly panicked. "The waterfall is in front, the killer whales turn their heads quickly, and they turn their heads quickly, otherwise we will fall."

"There is a fart waterfall. You play games very fascinatingly. It’s just a bedside."

"Oh, bad, the breeder and the killer whale have fallen." Xiaoqin screamed, and then began to pat my head in the palm of my hand. Although it was not too big, it made me confused. I don't know. what's going on.

"What are you doing for me?"

"This is because the killer whale has fallen off the waterfall, and the head hit the riverbed, causing the impact. It doesn't hurt, it doesn't matter."

"You don't hurt if you don't hit me." I was so discouraged by the nose, "Shu whales live in the sea, how can they hit the 'river' bed, you are changing the way you want to hit me, this kind of You have planned for a mentally handicapped game for several months, and now I am awake and can finally play with me, right?"

"(*^__^*)嘻嘻..." Xiaoqin spit out his tongue and admitted, "I was seen by Ye Lin, can you continue to play this killer whale game with me? Ye Lin thinks he is a brother, should Will not reject my request."