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Netizens from countless countries around the world are complaining here and going crazy!

Japanese netizen: "The Chinese are so good at bragging!"

Korean netizen: "How dare he brag! Even aircraft carriers cannot escape the poisonous hands!"

Indian netizen: "Meteor hits aircraft carrier? Why don't you die!"

French netizen: "Following nuclear submarines and laser weapons, aircraft carriers are also said to be dead by the Chinese!"

British netizen: "I can no longer look directly at the Chinese tactical theory. It is too powerful. Aircraft carriers are no longer a threat to China!"

German netizen: "Fainted!"

Canadian netizen: "Kneel down to China!"

Pakistani netizen: "Awesome my Chinese brothers! You are so powerful!"

American netizen: "According to what you said, nuclear submarines cannot enter your waters because of the obstruction of kelp, laser weapons cannot hit you because of smog, missiles can be interfered by your smog, and paratroopers cannot jump out of their parachutes. Now even aircraft carriers Have you become a fucking paper tiger? Dozens of meteorites, one big one? I-go-you-sister-ah! Then isn’t China invincible in the world? Who else in the world can do this to you?"

Russian netizen: "Hahahahaha!"

Dutch netizen: "Zhang Ye - China's soul tactician!"

Pakistani netizen: "Awesome my Chinese brothers! I am proud of you!"

Egyptian netizen: “No one can stop China’s rise!”

Australian netizen: "This is the first time I have seen such an eloquent military expert!"

Italian netizen: "Yeah, I actually think what he said makes sense, even though I know clearly that this guy is talking nonsense!"

Brazilian netizen: "I thought Indians were the most awesome, but now it seems they are not even one-tenth as good as Zhang Ye."

Countless Indian netizens yelled: "Go away!"

Chinese netizen: "You know too little about Mr. Zhang. I have to introduce him to you again. This guy is the most powerful star in China. His power is all about his mouth. He can even play football with his mouth." The guy who beats everyone with the ball, so you should be lucky that this show only has three episodes. If it were to record thirty episodes, all the weapons and equipment in the world would surely fall under the slap in the face, and no one would be spared!"

Pakistani netizen: "Awesome my Chinese brothers! You are awesome!"

America online user:"……"

USA.

Japan.

South Korea.

Russia.

U.K.

The whole world is complaining about Zhang Ye.

Only Bati supported him.

…

That night.

international News:

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Zhang Ye's studio.

After recording the program on CCTV International Channel this morning, Zhang Ye spent the whole day in the studio. He watched the program with the people in the studio. After watching it, he checked online and found that all the Internet was full of voices complaining about him. , he smiled and didn't take it seriously at all.

Xiao Wang lay on the table, "Hahahahaha!"

Ha Qiqi said: "How long have you been laughing?"

Xiao Wang held his stomach and said, "Oh no, let me laugh a little longer!"

Tong Fu also laughed so much that he burst into tears, especially after reading the comments from netizens from all over the world and the international news.

"Director Zhang is so awesome!"

"Director Zhang's words are unrivaled in the world!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

"You really made me laugh today!"

"Yeah, I've been laughing so hard for the past three days!"

"We are going to be popular again!"

The studio was full of laughter.

At this time, Zhang Ye's mobile phone also received greetings from many relatives and friends.

Damn it.

Big sister's.

Mother-in-law's.

Yao Jiancai's.

Ninglan’s.

Zhang Xia's.

Wait, wait, etc., they were all blown away.

At this moment, something big happened!

Something that no one expected, something that made people spurt blood, happened!

Ha Qiqi watched the news and suddenly shouted: "Ah! Everyone be quiet! Everyone be quiet!"

Zhang Zuo came over hurriedly, "What's wrong, Lao Ha?"

Xiao Wang also stopped laughing, "What happened again?"

Ha Qiqi turned back to look at them in astonishment, "This year's world military rankings have just come out!"

"Just come out when you come out." Zhang Ye said nonchalantly: "What's the matter?"

Ha Qiqi made a shocking statement, "China's military ranks second in the world!"

For a moment, the studio was completely silent!

Zhang Ye's eyes widened!

Xiao Wang was shocked!

Tong Fu was so frightened that his feet weakened!

"What?"

"second?"

"It's impossible!"

"We, aren't we always third?"

“Have we surpassed Russia?”

"Holy shit!"

"This this--"

The next moment, everyone in the studio looked at Zhang Ye!

Zhang Ye almost fainted, "Damn, what are you looking at me for? I have nothing to do with you!"

It is also a coincidence, and what a damn coincidence, that this year's world military rankings came out at this time, and it may be due to the retirement of Russia's only aircraft carrier that caused the decline of Russia's military rankings. It was the first time that China had surpassed him. Logically speaking, this was considered normal, but it happened at this juncture. Of course Zhang Ye knew that it had nothing to do with him, and the people in the studio also knew that it had nothing to do with Director Zhang!

But the people don’t think so!

Netizens around the world don’t think so!

So as soon as the military rankings came out, the world went crazy!

…

India.

"What?"

"China is second?"

"I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!"

…

Japan.

"Oh my God!"

"Zhang Ye has blown China to the second place in the world!"

"This, this is fucking unscientific!"

…

South Korea.

"What does China have?"

"Why second?"

"The same goes for military comparisons. Looking at the number of nuclear submarines, Russia has twice as many nuclear submarines as China. How many do China have?"

"But China has kelp."

"ah?"

…

U.K.

"my God!"

“The Chinese are outrageous!”

"China's soul tactician master has suddenly pushed China to second place!"

"Russia is crying! Their military power was not lost to China! It was lost to Zhang Ye's mouth!"

…

USA.

"collapse!"

"How can it still be like this?"

"Can bragging also increase your military ranking?"

"If Zhang Ye records a few more episodes, it will only be a matter of time before China surpasses the United States and becomes the world's largest military force!"

…

China.

"Hahahahaha!"

"You're laughing me to death! You're laughing me to death!"

"Slap Zhang in the face too hard!"

"His mouth is so awesome!"

"Kelp, smog, and meteorites are the three major killer weapons of New China, which will make China the second largest country in the world!"

"The world's largest military liar—Zhang Ye!"

"This list is unscientific! We should surpass the United States and take first place! We can beat ten fucking aircraft carriers with just one slap in the face!"

"Pfft! That's enough for you!"

"Teacher Zhang is about to be hacked! Hahahaha!"

…

Chinese military.

Several generals were crushed!

"Is this even fucking okay?"

"It has nothing to do with Zhang Ye, right?"

"No one believes it now that it has nothing to do with him!"

"This guy is really capable of causing trouble!"

…

Domestic shock!

The world is shocked!

Countless people around the world laughed miserably!

Zhang Ye's phone was buzzing again!

Calls from friends and family come one after another!

Yao Jiancai was laughing like crazy on the phone, "Hahahahahaha! Don't stop the show! Keep recording. Whether China can be ranked first in the world's military rankings depends on you!"

Zhang Ye laughed and cursed: "Get out!"

At this moment, Zhang Ye was also a little confused!

Of course he knew that he had no military talents, it was all nonsense, just a show, and he mainly focused on entertainment, so he didn't expect that things would become such a big deal.

…

The media also joined in the fun.

…

Zhang Yuanqi has briefly appeared on the international stage before, and Chinese stars have also had their moments on the international charts. Without exception, their first jobs after reaching the international third-tier list were filming movies or They made English music and wanted to stabilize their position on the international charts. Although they all failed in the end and none of them stood up, it can also be seen how much they attach importance to the world celebrity list. Their first job after entering the international stage is very, very important. Many people also thought that Zhang Ye would take it very seriously.

However, the result is completely opposite!

Zhang Ye's first job after being on the world celebrity list was actually blowing! ox! force!

The blowing was earth-shattering!

The wind shook the earth!

The world is shocked!

Can you boast your awesomeness like this?

Throughout the ages, there is only one person!

On this day, Zhang Ye's name once again resounded throughout the world!

On this day, Zhang Ye truly established a foothold on the international stage!

Moreover, there is also a new nickname.

——The master of soul tactics in the world's military field!