I’m Really a Superstar

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afternoon.

Cai Shikou.

"Mr. Zhang, here we are."

"Don't say thank you."

"Don't be polite, and have a good year."

"You too, I wish you New Year's greetings."

"Okay, it's delivered here, let's go."

The police car of Lu Yuhu and others drove away slowly, Zhang Ye turned around, looked at his lively neighborhood and the firecracker residues there, and walked in with emotion.

thump

boom

still firing

The red lanterns were also hung on the door of the unit from house to house, Zhang Ye's mood improved, and he couldn't help humming the tune of "Women's Flower".

A middle-aged woman was lighting firecrackers with her child when she suddenly turned around and saw Zhang Ye, and immediately shouted, "Oh, little Ye is back!"

Zhang Ye greeted with a smile, "Aunt Qu."

Another old man sitting downstairs also shouted, "It's really Xiao Ye!"

Zhang Ye said, "Uncle Liu, I wish you New Year's greetings. Are you healthy?"

The old man said, "I'm fine, but I miss you. I'm afraid something will happen to you. You should go home quickly. Your parents are worried."

"Okay, I'm sorry." After Zhang Ye finished talking to a few old neighbors, he hurried upstairs, fumbled for the key, and opened the door by himself.

Door open.

He saw a woman in her fifties in the living room.

Zhang Donghua was stunned, "Why are you back, Xiao Ye?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Auntie."

There was another twenty-five- or six-year-old woman who ran out from there. She was average in appearance, but following Zhang Donghua, she was 1.68 meters tall.

Zhang Shuang also had a surprised look on his face, "Xiao Ye, everyone is talking about you, oh, you made us panic."

Zhang Ye said, "Sister.

"

Zhang Shuang hurriedly turned around and shouted to the room, "Uncle, auntie, look who's back!"

There was no need for them to come out. Zhang Ye had already gone in and looked at his parents with a smile on his face, "Dad, Mom, I'm back, I've made you worry."

Dad was stunned: "I'll let you go?"

"Let's go, I just came out of the police station." Zhang Ye said.

Dad said anxiously, "Is there anything else?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's alright. A friend of mine asked someone to take me out. Hey, it wasn't a big deal at first."

Dad breathed a sigh of relief, "That's fine, that's fine."

Zhang Donghua said softly, "Our family's little Ye has a great fortune, and I'll say that it can be turned into good fortune."

"Mom." Zhang Ye looked at his mother.

I saw his mother ignored him, turned her head away, and secretly wiped away her tears.

Zhang Ye snorted, and quickly squatted over, "What's the matter, Mom, I've taken care of this. Look at you, look at you, why are you still crying?"

The old mother hit her son on the head and cried, "You son of a bitch, you want to scare me to death, if you are locked up for three or five years, who will your father and I go to?

Zhang Shuang smiled and said, "Hurry up and coax my aunt. My aunt has cried several times since the morning and kept talking about you, for fear of your sentence."

Zhang Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What sentence should I sentence? It's just beating someone. I haven't broken anyone yet. What a big deal, look at you."

His mother was so angry that he beat him again, "You still laugh at you and laugh at me and your dad didn't fall asleep last night"

Zhang Ye didn't dare to hide, so he took a few blows, and it didn't hurt or itchy, "Ok, I was wrong, Mom, I was wrong, you calm down and don't dare in the future."

My mother wiped away her tears and said, "Why did you agree to my results since you came out of the police station last time? How can you do what you want? You have the ability, right? No one moved at the scene at that time. , is it just you who go up and kick people? It's just you who have a big temper."

Zhang Ye didn't bother, "I was wrong, I was wrong."

"You won't let me worry about you." Mom was still angry.

Dad interjected, "It's alright, the child has tossed with the police station all night."

The aunt asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Zhang Ye sneered and said, "No, I'm really hungry."

"Hehe, I'll get you a bowl of noodles." Auntie walked to the kitchen.

But my mother stood up and held her, wiped away her tears, and said, "Sister, let me go, he likes fried noodles, I will fry some sauce."

Zhang Ye flattered with a shy face: "It's still my mother who loves me."

His mother glanced at him, "I'll take care of you when your aunt is gone"

The bell rang, and the phone on the table rang.

Dad looked at the caller ID and said to Zhang Ye, "Your grandma's."

"I'll answer it." Zhang Ye quickly picked up the phone, "Hello."

Grandma's surprised voice came over, "Huh? Is it Xiao Ye?"

Zhang Ye laughed and said, "Grandma, I'm going home. I just arrived. I was just about to call you and my uncles... Yes, it's alright... Don't worry, take care of your health..."

After making several calls in a row, Zhang Ye reported the safety of his relatives one by one.

Then, his own cell phone rang suddenly, and many friends called him.

This is Wu Zeqing's phone number.

"Hello, Principal Wu."

"Go home?"

"Well, thanks to you."

"I didn't help much either."

"I can hear from the police station. I know that you have called over there to put pressure on you. Thank you. I will definitely come back and say New Year's greetings to you."

"No need, take care of your family."

This is Zhang Yuanqi's.

"I."

"Sister Zhang, I know it's you."

"How about it?"

"It's already out, and a friend helped me with the operation, and it's all right."

"Bye."

"Uh, okay, that's right, Happy Chinese New Year."

"Um."

This is Dong Shanshan's.

"Old classmate, I heard it was released to you?"

"Well, just came out, Shan Shan, have you returned to your hometown?"

"Yes, it's time to go home for the Chinese New Year. You really can do it. The big New Year's day is your news every day. There is a small newspaper in my small county town, and there are reports of you beating people."

"Hey, am I so famous?"

"You think too much, I guess they added you because they didn't have enough space, hehe."

Finally, there are Yao Jiancai, Zhao Guozhou, Wang Xiaomei, Ci Xiufang, Wang Xiong, Tian Bin, and so on. A bunch of my old friends called to care. Zhang Ye also thanked them one by one. I explained the situation to them and joked a few times.

"Old Tian, ​​your passport is still with me. I'll get it for you later." Zhang Ye said.

Tian Bin said: "It's okay, it's a temporary certificate, the Spring Festival Gala is over, it's useless, you can keep it as a souvenir."

Zhang Ye hummed, "Okay, thank you so much, so that's it?"

Tian Bin said: "You go to eat quickly, by the way, remember to take a look at the artist's evaluation."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Zhang Ye wondered.

"You'll know when you see it, and I just saw it." Tian Bin smiled and hung up.

Mom has already brought out the fried sauce noodles, "Don't call, eat first, then the noodles will be lumpy"

"Thank you Mom." Zhang Ye immediately moved his chopsticks and ate several mouthfuls. He sucked and sucked in a very unimpressive manner. He was really starving. While eating, he also used his mobile phone to access the Internet and glanced at Lao Tian's statement about the popularity of celebrities. Referring to the evaluation, Zhang Ye was also happy when he scanned his name.

three lines

How long have you been waiting? I finally made it to the third tier

It's the last place in the list, but it's the real deal.

Zhang Ye immediately showed them the screen of his phone.

When Zhang Shuang saw it, he was also very excited, "Okay, you little Ye, you really make our family proud, you are a real big star now, the actor I really liked, Chen Qiqi, is only third-tier, and there is that famous one. The writer Ye Ye'er, several of his books have sold hundreds of thousands or even millions, and now he is a director and made a movie with a good box office, so he is a fourth-tier ah."

Zhang Ye shrugged, "I'm just a wild man. I participate in everything and dare to come here, so I have more popularity points." He was self-aware.

Zhang Shuang was amused by this "wild way", but it's true when he thinks about it.

Zhang Donghua smiled and said, "Brother and sister, congratulations."

Mom was quite shy, "It's only the third line, and it's far worse than others."

Zhang Donghua said, "Compared with those first-tier and second-tier stars, it's far behind, but how long has it been since Xiao Ye debuted? It took more than half a year to climb from the bottom to the third-tier star level. Who can do it?"

Zhang Ye finished the fried sauce noodles in three strokes, and he was in a good mood.

In his world, stars and artists are also graded, but they are classified in a relatively fine manner, and there is no authoritative value for reference. For example, there are second-tier directors, third-tier hosts, first-tier singers, and super-tier-one actors. Even first-tier and second-tier writers, etc., but on this different earth, these assessments unify all the popularity, so the gold content is also higher. The third-tier stars here are almost to some extent. Most of the people in the world know him, or know him, or know his name, or know one of his works. In this world where the entertainment industry is very developed and the amount of information is so huge, it is difficult to do this. God, but Zhang Ye has done it now, and it only took more than half a year

three lines

This is a watershed

A star who can't pass the third tier can only be a person who wanders outside the center of the entertainment circle. Only a star who has passed the third tier can truly be regarded as a star, and only enter the house.

Originally, Zhang Ye had calculated that he would have to wait until all his Zhang Ye talk shows were aired before he could enter the third-tier threshold. But now that the talk show had only been on the air for a few days, he had already achieved his goal. He knew that , This is the credit of the Spring Festival Gala song "Women's Flower", and more importantly, the credit for kicking Li Anxu away. This incident has attracted too much attention from the society. In just one night's work, Zhang Ye's popularity has been gained. With a leap like a leap, he jumped from the top of the fourth-tier evaluation to the third-tier all at once. The gap between the top four-tiered players was huge, so Zhang Ye couldn't imagine how his kick would bring him in the end. what a huge popularity

This third-tier star is really born alive

Some people became famous by singing, some people got famous by making movies, and some people made their way up by writing novels. However, no one was as fierce as Zhang Ye. He actually gained popularity by beating and cursing people. The name Zhang Ye seems destined to be recorded in the history of the entertainment industry

A wonderful flower in the entertainment circle

This review is really accurate

This method of increasing popularity is simply unprecedented for your mother.